Come and play with me on Tumblr! If you think of any interesting prompts that you want to read, feel free to send 'em in. It helps me become a better writer and learn new things, like today's prompt: river fishing.

Please note that the rating of this story has been changed from K to T.

Someone asked me a while ago about the ages of all of the characters. I tried to be as true to the canon age differences as possible, but let me know if there's a problem.

In the present, Kakashi is thirteen years old. Sakura and the rest of the Rookie Nine are 26. Uchiha Obito is thirteen, as are the rest of Kakashi's classmates. Uchiha Shisui is eighteen; his cousin Itachi is 21. Sakumo and Maito Dai are 40, Uchiha Kagami is 44 and Kushina, Minato and the most of the Rookie Nine's parents are 46-49 years old. I'm just going to assume that Uchiha Kagami is Shisui's dad, because this story is all about father-son bonding and both of them seem pretty chill for Uchihas. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for Fugaku and Sasuke.

Are there any other characters people want to see?

Prompt (Jayuki): river fishing

"Psst."

"Psst. Hey kid."

Kakashi ignores Obito's cousin.

"Kiiiiiiid."

Kakashi shifts the cover over the bait bucket so that the crickets wouldn't crawl out. He'd forgotten to do that last time he went fishing, and most of the crickets escaped before he could use any of them for bait.

"Oi, mop."

Kakashi whips around. "My hair is not a mop," he hisses. "Go bother the other idiot. I'm busy right now."

"Maa," Shisui pouts from his perch on the picnic table by the shore. "This, after all of the diapers I've changed for you, Kaka-chan? You wound my heart." He sniffles and clutches his chest dramatically.

"Shut up, Shisui-baka. I'm concentrating." Kakashi reaches down and grabs a cricket from the bait bucket, pinioning its wings and holding it tightly at its sides between his pointer finger and his thumb. The cricket struggles a little, but Kakashi threads a fishing hook through its mouth; the insect stills as the metal enters its body and forms a grotesque facsimile of a U-shaped backbone.

"Ewww, Kaka-chan," Shisui comments with a disgusted look on his face as he watches Kakashi bait the rest of his hooks in a similar fashion. "You cold-hearted bug killer, you. I don't remember raising you to be this ruthless."

Kakashi ignores the older boy and checks to make sure that the lines aren't tangled up and the hooks are properly baited. When he's sure that everything is fine, he strips down to his boxer shorts and wades into the water, fishing pole in hand. He casts the line.

"Ooohhh, loving that salmon pink!" Shisui hollers, clapping loudly. "Oh, oh, look who's here! My favorite cousin!"

"Shisui-nii, why are you here? Don't you have class today?" someone asks curiously, and Kakashi groans. The other person he can't tolerate the most in this world is also here. Figures.

"Obito!" Kakashi can just hear the evil grin in Shisui's voice. "I was just telling Kaka-chan here how much I love the color of his underwear."

There's a pause.

"It's not…pink, is it?"

"It's salmon pink," Shisui says proudly, as if it were his own article of clothing they were discussing.

"Oh. That probably explains why there's a picture of Cherry Bomb on the inside of his desk," Obito says. Kakashi freezes.

…Wait. The idiot noticed that?

Obito, like the idiot he is, has probably forgotten about Kakashi's keen hearing. Or maybe he does know that Kakashi's eavesdropping, because he doesn't stop there. "Kakashi's really into pink recently," he comments. "I was looking through his stuff for some blackmail material and I found this photo of a pink-haired lady in his planner." Obito scratches his head. "I don't know who she is, but she looks kind of familiar."

Kakashi nearly drops his fishing rod. That's...the picture of Sakura that he had taken a few days ago. She was talking to that Yamanaka woman at the florist's, and he couldn't resist the urge to take a picture of her laughing with her friend. He'd cropped Ino out of the picture, of course, and stuck the photo in his planner.

There's a small tug on the other end of the line, but Kakashi's distracted to care. If Obito's dug through Kakashi's desk, then he's probably shown Asthma Girl his findings, and if Rin's noticed, then Hana's definitely noticed. And if Inuzuka Hana's noticed, then the whole school will probably know by the end of today that Sakura sensei from the hospital and Cherry Bomb are one and the same.

Shiiiiiiiit.

"…Green eyes, pale skin, small face?" Shisui says abruptly.

There's another insistent tug but Kakashi ignores it and concentrates on the conversation happening by the shore. No no no, this can't be happening.

"I think so," Obito says doubtfully. Shisui grins.

"I think I know just the person you're talking about," he purrs. "And I have to say—I approve of his taste." He digs into his pocket and pulls out his phone. "Here, I saved a few of her pictures. Let me show you."

Whatever's hooked on the line tugs on the string harder, and out of desperation and rage but mostly just pure panic, Kakashi pulls.

"Nope, not this, not this, or this," Shisui mutters. Obito looks on, wide-eyed, as his older cousin clicks on picture after picture of gravure models. "Oh, here she is!" Shisui proudly shows Obito a picture of a bikini-clad girl holding a volleyball. She has pink hair, green eyes, pale skin and small facial features...and a bust that rivals Senju Tsunade's.

She's definitely not Haruno Sakura.

"I'll show you more of Megumi-chan's pictures later," Shisui whispers conspiratorially. "But seriously, if Kaka-chan's found Megumi-chan in his dad's porno mags, then his old man has some seriously good taste. I wonder if I could borrow some—PFFHTHTH!"

"Nii-san?" Obito, confused, turns around...and sees Shisui bent over, clutching his face. There's a huge fish flopping on the table next to him.

"I can't see anything," Shisui moans, cradling his head. "Heeeeelp."

"Uhhhh, I'll get Kagami oji-san," Obito promises, backing away before hitting something solid. He turns around.

Kakashi, sopping wet, glares back at him.

"So you went through my desk for blackmail material, hmm?" he growls. He cracks a knuckle menacingly, and Obito gulps.

AN: I just re-read this chapter--and realized that this did not go down the way I wanted it to go *face palm*. Edited. Kakashi is not the sexually precocious boy that I made him sound like. oh god oh god oh god im so sorry.