Heya, Avid Readers of my story. This is the next chapter which involves stalking! Of the Dave the Laugh kind. This is a chapter leading up to a bit of bad news for Gee and the ace Gang when someone makes an unwanted appearance and gets in the way of Gee and Dave.

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Sunday 20th March

12:13 p.m

Great. I and Robbie are over, done zilch, zero zip. Last night was eventful, I was bloody lucky I wasn't arrested.

2 seconds later...

Of course if that Beth girl hadn't been mean we could have resolved the Robbie and Dave fight type fandango.

4 seconds later...

Dave out of my brain. You upset me last night. You noob! I hate him.

1 second later...

But I love him! No you don't Gee. Aaah who cares, I have nothing to lose.

2 seconds later...

Well that's a lie I have everything to lose. The possibility of a relationship with Dave. I may lose my friendship and possibly my sanity too!

12:30 p.m

Bloody hell, the sun is out and it's warm. Hmmm... What to wear? Shorts. Yes show off my tan. I shall put my cowboy boots on with my shorts.

2 seconds later...

No, my biker boots, Cowboy, Biker, Cowboy. Aaah I don't know. I am having a really floaty top on though. That's really floaty. Ok. Makeup now. I am going to go natural, so that means Foundation, mascara and lippy.

30 minutes later...

Make is done, phew. Now what to do with my hair? I am going to do big and bold. Back comb at the roots and curl.

1 hour later...

Done. I shall but a silver headband on and push it back. I am going Black biker boots. I have shaved my legs and put moisturizer on. I shall be off now.

Going downstairs...

"You look nice Georgia" commented Mutti. Hmmm... Why is she being nice to me?

"Thank you Mutti. What temp is it today, do you know?"

"Weather man said 25, hottest day of the year so far, I am taking Libby to see Josh today. I have some things to discuss with his mum. It may take a long time" Oh Lord Sandra on a bicycle.

"That's great Mum, the lads are playing football this afternoon and I intend to watch and support whichever team wins" I laughed, so did Mutti.

"Mum why are you being nice to me?" she looked guilty.

"Well... Um jas rung and said what happened at the club last night and she also said you and Robbie split up, so I thought I would be nice"

Great, out this house you go Gee. I swear it's like an alternate universe. Mum is being nice. Jas is telling people my problems. Oh wait, that happens all the time.

In the Park...

What a great day today. The Ace Gang has done similar thinking. We are all wearing shorts. But Mabs and Jools are complaining that their legs are not tanned enough. Robbie has just come on his scooter. Great. The Ace Gang gathered round me and Rosie started growling at him. Seriously RoRo? I broke up with him woman!

A bit later...

What. Is. She. Doing. Here? Someone kill me now? That Beth bitch, is here with Dave. She looked over at me. Hahahahaha! She has a black eye. Aww I am the Mutti.

10 minutes later...

Ellen has her iPod and speakers with her. She has tunes grooving and we are making up new dances, what fun. It was until me and Mabs started dance like loons on loon tablets and she tripped over her own foot causing all of us to fall over. It was vair Funny.

10 seconds later...

The wind has picked up. There was a hill bit and I stood at the top. Looking like a goddess. Rosie filmed me and we made a video of the day. What great fun. She has a YouTube account. She has quite a few hits on her many videos about Vikings.

I grabbed the camera and followed Jools and Mabs spying on the boys. It was Vair Funny. The boys did not know we were filming them. The Barmy Army side were winning 3-0.

"Oh Mabs want to do a number 9? I'm quite hard if you know what I mean" Oh dear Gott. I made myself known and ran onto the pitch with the camera in Ed's face.

"You do realise we just caught you on camera saying that" Then Rosie came running over with her beard on.

"I second that! It is my camera and Edward we have caught you being rudey dudey" Edward blushed slightly and quickly walk off.

Then Dave started snorting. Ellen grabbed the camera and ran up to him. Dave stopped suddenly and motioned for Ellen to follow him with the camera. He was running toward us. Ah Dear this is funny. Ok, correction he was running towards me with Ellen on his tail because he has just snogged me and Beth has huffed off. What great larks.

Thursday 24th March

Up at the crack of 7:00 a.m

Yesssss! The Vatti has arrived. Literally. Dad has pulled up in his reliant robin before I went to school and has given me 30 squids! He won the lottery you see. 100 pound and I get 30!

8:15 a.m

At Jas's Gate. She is sat on the wall and has offered me a midget gem and some jammy dodgers. Seriously. Is everyone in mad land today? Aaah well. Lalalalalalalalalala.

In Physics...

Herr Kamyer is taking us today. (Oo-er) we are learning about electricity and something. His hair was all messed up; like he had been canoodling with Miss Wilson. I passed a note to RoRo.

RoRo,

Does Herr Kamyer look like he has being rummaging with Miss Wilson in a bush? And also, you may or may not know that I am Le single girl and operation get into Hornmeister's PANTS (Oo-er) is under way and that is Le fact.

Gee x

"Georgia, vat is you doing?" Herr Kamyer had noticed I was writing.

"No need to worry Herr, its fine, I was taking notes" he went white as a sheet. I thought he might faint.

"Very Vell" he continued talking and I passed the note to Rosie. She started giggling and wrote back.

Gee,

I do too think that they have been 'rummaging' together. And yes we know your single but you really want to get into the Hornmeister's pants? We must stalk him! It is a great opportunity. Ace gang meeting at break and we see who else is involved.

RoRo x

Yes, Yes, and thrice yes!

Ace Gang meeting at break...

We were all huddled around a knickertoaster as today was much colder than yesterday. It is amazing how you can get 6 of us on one. Even if Ellen keeps falling off the end.

"What is everyone up to after school?" Said Rosie. You have guessed it. She had the beard on.

"Me and tom are going rambling, he got some new walking boots and he told me about this rabbit hole..." Rosie held her hand up in silence.

"So you cannot help us, Mabs what about you?" I questioned.

"I'm free, but what exactly are we doing?"

"Boy stalking" said Rosie. It was a bit weird with her having the beard on. She looked a bit like an Elvis A.K.A a pervert in a skirt.

"I'm in then, who are we stalking?" Mabs said. I smiled at her and she understood right away.

"I would love to join you, but me and Rollo are supposed to be going on a date tonight. We think tonight is the night. If you get my drift" and we did. She was going to do the number 10 with him. At this bloody rate I will be the last one.

"Ellen, What about you?" Rosie said in her face. I think Ellen got a bit of the beard in her mouth. Erlack!

"Well um I'm with Dec... Tonight is also the um... like... night... or something" we just were agog like agog things in agog land. Then we cheered. I will definatley be the last. I need to beat Voley at least.

"So what's the plan then?" Mabs said

"Well we were thinking if the boys were outside waiting, you 3 could go off and say we have detention. They would walk off then we would follow him. We need to come up with a few excuses for detention though"

"How about, we pushed P. Green over in the shower" said Mabs.

"Good one young Viking" said El Beardo, we just stared at her.

"Shouting at prefects, and going into Elvis's hut without permission" I said, they all nodded.

Home time, formally known as stalk Dave time...

We can see the boys from the loos, me Rosie and Mabs all in one cubicle looking out the window. It was a small window. The other had gone up to the boys and they were walking off. Sven, Dave and Ed in one direction, the others in the direction of home. Off we go! Woo fun.

Outside Luigi's Coffee bar in a bush...

The boys have gone for coffee. Ed and Sven look like they are comforting Dave. I wonder what's wrong. Aaah I get the gist of it. I'm the problem.

"I wonder why he is so upset?" said Mabs, Dave was getting a bit weepy.

"Probably something to do with you Gee" said Rosie. Thanks for that.

They came out. We went quiet.

"Are you sure she is through with Robbie?" Dave asked Ed. Sven was just slightly grooving too himself.

"Definatley. Tom said, and he is Robbie's brother." They man embraced. It was quite a hot embrace. Mabs was dithering like a prat. Rosie had put her beard on again. I swear she is obsessed with that thing.

"I care for her so much. Then I said those pathetic things to her on Saturday night, then I snogged her on Sunday, she must be so confused all because of me. I just want us to be together"

"Look, you need to tell her how you feel!" said Sven. "I did vat with Rosie, Ja"

None of us expected him to say something. It thought he was going to be grooving all day.

"Weirdly Sven is right, you need to just go for it. Otherwise you will never be together" Sven nodded along with Ed.

Unfortunately. The plan is now over because Mabs sneezed and the boys have found us. We stood up said good day. And ran!

10 minutes down the road...

Pant, Pant, Pant. The boys are still behind us. But we are nearly at the school gates and if my calculations are correct. Not long after that is a hill. Not that is makes any different.

Another 10 minutes later...

We are at RoRo's and the boys are lurking in the bushes outside. Rosie is making water bombs with bits of fur in. Seriously?

2 minutes later...

I, Mabs and Rosie are stationed at the windows. We have quite good shots from down here. Rosie threw one out. It landed on Ed.

"Arrrrgghhh! What is that?" screamed Ed.

Unfortunately for him, not for us though he screamed like a girl. Dave was wetting himself so I threw one at him and got him in the face. He looks like Rosie now with all the beard bits on. Mabs through one at Sven and the boys ran off down the road covered in wet fur. Fun, fun, fun.

So there you have it. Chapter 11. Read and Review. It will make me very happy.

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