Hey guys! What's up on this fine day of the beginning of April? Just some info about this chapter: We were rushed and we didn't edit as much as I'd like… And I was sick a-choo a-choo vomit cough *Goes back to reading her book*.
Alex and Avis sat there stunned. Mouths hanging open looking slightly faint.
"Well, lets take a vote.' said China.
Alex was the first with her hand in the air, closely followed by Avis when she put up both her hands. all around the table different hands went up till they were all in the air.
"We need the help!" said Tanaith
"They seem chill!" Said Finbar. Everyone else nodded their heads in agreement, except for Skulduggery who was too busy drinking water.
Avis promptly passed out, well Alex simply bounced around the room hugging people.
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"Hey Alex! What are you wearing?" Allix was wearing a cheerleading uniform, her hair curled and was wearing loads of makeup.
"I, like, ran into some preps and they, like, asked me to join their group and I, like, did."
"What? I disown you as a friend!"
"Why? Oh yeah. You're, like, a goth vampire…"
"WHAT? I'm a vampire?"
"Yeah! Remember, Jeff was all like 'Animals!', 'Vampire!', 'EAT YOU!'"
"Oh… We should probably have a flashback then."
"I guess. It all, like, happened when,like, …" They look off into the distance.
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"Hi Jeff."
"hi guys."
"Where have you been?"
"Killing defenseless and innocent animals."
Before they could do anything, Jeff turned Avis into a vampire.
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"Oh yeah. That's what happened!" Just then Gracious walks up.
"Ooh girl you're shining, like a Twilight vampire, and they don't them like Stephanie did. You're never going off the shelves." Gracious sang in the tune of Classic by MKTO. (Disclaimer: Song not ours! Really good though, look it up!) Avis joined in.
"Ooh pretty Gra Gra, this world might've gone crazy. The way you read me, who can blame me, when I just wanna make you smile?" She sang. Gracious picked up the tune.
"I wanna thrill you like Derek, I wanna kiss you like Percy. Let's get it on like Christian Grey, like Hathaway. Write a book for you like this!" He finished loud and Aviz continued.
"You're over my head, I'm out of my mind. Thinking I was born in the wrong dimension. One of a kind, living in a world gone shunting, baby you're so magic. Gra- Gra, you're so magic."
"Four dozen books, anything for you to notice. All the way to serenade you, doing
it Frozen style! I'm a pick you up in a Rebel Spaceship, like a Kenobi bringin' Leia back. Keep it read in the way I feel, I could walk you down the library." Gracious sang, as Avis began to repeat the chorus, followed by Gracious' part.
"Avis, you're over my head, I'm out of my mind. Thinking I was born in the wrong dimension. It's love on reread, everything is so goodbook-ish (I kinda like it, like it). Out of my league, old school geek. Like a character, from the book pages. You're one of a kind living in a world gone shunting, Avis, you're so magic. Baby you're so magic, baby you're so magic!" Avis picked it up with a rap, Gracious beatboxing.
"Baby you're Landy and baby you're Rowling, I never met a boy like you ever til we met. A wizard in the HP, demigod in the Riordan. Got me freaking out like the fandoms. Ghost King of the Underworld, a fan's dream and an NY Times best. Rowling, Derek, Tolkien, Riordan. Boy you're timeless, just so magic!" Avis finished rapping, perfecting the look with her goth vampire attire. Gracious and the fangirl finished the chorus together, nodding their heads to the beat. Just then, Avis turned him into a vampire.
"Wow, like, you're both like vamps now!"
Just then, they heard singing. They turned the corner and saw Valkyrie singing.
"SKULLL-DUGGER-YYYY, SKUULLL-DUGGER-YYYY, why can't you seeee probably cause you don't have eyes!"
Just then, they heard singing around a different corner and when they went around it they saw Skulduggery singing in the rain between bites of potato chips.
"I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love… With Valkyrie Cain."
Just then, someone moved in the shadows and they saw it was China, sobbing. She was singing through her tears, in the same tune as Valkyrie.
"SKULLL-DUGGER-YYYY, SKUULLL-DUGGER-YYYY, how can you noooot be in love with me?"
They turned the corner before they were spotted. Just then, Sanguine burst out of the ground.
"Tanith ran off with Ghastly because he grew his hair out. So I am kidnapping one of you!"
He grabbed Alex and disappeared underground.
Just then, Dexter walked up.
"Wassup?"
"Well me and Gracious are both vampires, but we have straight teeth."
"Where is Al?"
"Who's Al?"
"Alex, all goth vampire kids shorten words."
"Oh she just got kidnapped by Sanguine." Gracious explained to Dextar. Just then, he fell down on the steps of the nearby house and yelled,
"SANGUINE, NOOOOOOOO, I shall get you back. For tomorrow is another day!"
Dexter in a blind rage, didn't even bother to do research. He simply started walking assuming his love for Aex would guide him to her.
He didn't know what guided him there but he soon found himself at a huge castle that was in ruins. He walked through the front doors without finding anyone there. However once he was inside he started to hear people talking. He avoided him and started walking down the stairs because his instincts told him to. as he walked he started singing to himself.
" It's just a bit of makeup Dexter wake up! This could mean… I'm falling in love falling in love with Alex Banter!
Alex was bored so she started singing.
"Here I am face to face with a situation, I never thought I would be trapped in a cell. The way sanguine makes a mess, and makes him nothing less than a hero to me. This could mean… I'm falling in love, falling in love with Dexter Vex!"
All of the sudden, she heard someone coming and was worried it was Sanguine, but in walked in Dexter. He got down on his knee and started singing.
"You're tall, fun, and skinny, you're really, really pretty, Alex. You're the Micky to my Minnie, wanna take you out to dinny, Alex. Cuter than a guinea pig, wanna take you down to Winnipeg. THAT'S IN CANADA! Will you marry me!"
"Yes!"
There wedding was a week later, and Avis and Gracious went.
"Well," said Avis, "I think we both learned to never-"
*laughing maniacally*
*also laughing maniacally*
Whew, okay… So how'd you guys like the chappy? Hehe. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Mancy, shut it so I can explain!
-HAHAHAHA- Fine…
Well. You might be wondering about this chapter… It's a little different than the others…
I'll say! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
OH MY GOLDEN GOD! SHUT IT! As I was saying, today is April Fool's Day where we live! It's a day of practical jokes, so that's why we did this. I am really sorry-
NO APOLOGIES! MY SLYTHERINESS REFUSES! NO MERCY! SHOW NO MERCY!
Ahem. I suppose I won't make excuses then, even though a Ravenclaw would. Just know this is ALL a joke, and we did it with NO relation to the real plot, we did it just to play a joke on you guys and confuse you! So APRIL FOOLS! Next chapter should be up soon, but in the meantime-
OOH! I WANT TO SAY IT! We would really like to know what you guys thought of the story as you were reading it when you didn't know it was a joke. Please, please, please, if you like Skulduggery Pleasant at all, tell us what you thought. We want to laugh!
Oh and AVPM stands for a very Pleasant musical! GET IT! I was the one who thought of it!
Oh oh and all the songs are parodies to a very Potter musical, except one that is a parody to classic!
Oh and I wasn't sick it was just part of the prank so all of you don't need to worry constinatly about me! Well… Our work here is done! LOVE YOU GUYS (well most of you), KEEP BEING AMAZING! Unless you aren't then AIM to be amazing! Like me! *Eats a banana with a self-satisfied smile on her face*.
And believe in Sherlock Holmes and count the days till the new DL novel!
BYE!
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY!