And I'm back! I hope this didn't take too long. I wrote the chapter, didn't like it, and started it all over again. But I got it done!
So in the poll toothpaste won! And here it is! If you didn't want toothpaste, I sincerely apologize. Hopefully you will still like the chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers. Don't sue me for writing this.
Tony had been dying to ask Thor this ever since the end of the Manhattan battle. Don't ask why, he just did. Now they all sat in the Shwarma joint, nobody saying anything. Until Tony broke the moment.
"Do gods have to brush their teeth?" Tony asked Thor, leaning forward slightly. Thor's eyebrows furrowed slightly.
"What exactly to you mean? I know not of what you speak." The thunder god said finally.
Tony gasped. "You guys don't?! You must have really bad breath!" he scooted his chair away from Thor's.
Thor still looked confused. He opened his mouth, but Tony cut him off. "Oh, you so are not staying in my tower if you don't brush your teeth!"
Thor looked down in confusion at the tube in his hand. There was nothing like this in Asgard!
Just squeeze the stuff in the tube onto the little brush, that's what Tony had said. Why did this seem more complicated? Thor squeezed the tube, and it exploded.
Part of this may have been because he hadn't taken off the cap. Another part my have been that Thor is really strong. Anyhow, Thor was now covered in white goop that smelled weird.
Just then Tony popped his head in. "How's it going, Point Break..." Tony stared at Thor and burst out laughing.
Thor huffed. "I do not see how this is amusing." He said stoutly. Tony wiped tears out of his eyes.
"It's...oh my god...that's just hilarious...!" Tony chocked out. Thor tightened his hands into fists, not realizing that he was still holding the not-quite empty tube of toothpaste.
More white goop exploded, this time getting on Tony as well, who yelled. The other Avengers and Pepper hurried in when they heard the yell, took one look at the duo, and burst out laughing.
"This isn't funny," Tony mumbled.
"Oh, yes it is!" Natasha said, crying with laughter.
"The Russian assassin has emotions!" Tony declared, managing to smirk, even though he was covered in toothpaste.
Pepper grabbed his arm and dragged him out, saying, "Go wash off. I refuse to have a toothpaste covered boyfriend." Eventually everyone dispersed, leaving Thor alone to wonder what he did wrong with the toothpaste.
Yay! I wrote it! I hope you liked it :)
I shall now sign off. I am done writing for the day. See you on Thursday!