Checkups Are Never Easy
Chapter 11- Waiting Room Chaos 2
A/N: Ok so I decided I would just go ahead and write another waiting room chapter because I really don't feel like writing about Vector. Thanks for all of your support!
Vector had left the confines of the waiting room to have his checkup, leaving the others sitting rather bored in the ugly hospital chairs.
"Hey I have a game we can play!" Cream suddenly chirped. Most of the group groaned at the idea, but certainly now our own little ray of sunshine Amy.
"That's a great idea Cream! What game did you have in mind?"
"The alphabet game! We go around the room and someone says a word that starts with the next letter of the alphabet. Ok, I'll start. Hmm... Antidisestablishmentarianism(.I think that's how ya spell it)." Everyone just blinked. Whatever happened to 'Apple'? Cream then looked expectantly at the person next to her.
"Uh... bugers!" Ha ha!" Charmy laughed.
"Nasty." Rouge dropped the magazine she was reading on the coffee table.
"Chile dogs." Sonic grinned.
"Daises." Vanilla said.
"Ego." Sapphire turned towards Sonic.
"Flowers." Amy smiled.
"Guns." Shadow muttered.
"Haggard." Espio rubbed his temples.
"Invention." Tails said as he looked up from his Plane magazine.
"Jewels." Rouge crossed her legs.
"Kitten." Cream giggled.
"Loser." Charmy looked at Sapphire.
"Mutant." Sapphire hissed back.
"Hey it was my turn!" Sonic whined. "Uh... n... n... nose?"
"Nice, Faker." Shadow turned the page of the 1998 newspaper he found amongst the pile of crap on the table.
"Oregon." Everyone shot a puzzled look at Vanilla.
"What's an Oregon?" Charmy asked curiously.
"Oregon is a wonderful state with forests and weirdos where you have to pump your own gas. The weirdos that live there also don't have to pay sales tax and recycling is almost a requirement and expected by the age of five. They also get really pissed if you call them 'beaver huggers' or mispronounce the state name." Sonic replied.
"What kind of dumb ass would mispronounce the name of a state?" Rouge asked as she picked up another 13-year-old magazine.
"People who call it Or-e-gone, or Or-e-gun. It's Or-eh-gin!!! It hasn't gone anywhere and it's sure as hell not a gun, you morons!" Sonic shouted at no one is particular. The group 'sorta looked at each other before continuing their meagerly amusing game.
"Raspberries." Amy clasped her hands together.
"Uh... quail?" Tails couldn't think of anything else.
"Postpartum Depression." Shadow sighed.
"Samurai." Espio said with his eyes shut.
"Text message." Rouge scowled as she read a forward about Super Herpes.
"Uranus." Sonic and Charmy giggle immaturely at Cream's word. The girls just shook their heads.
"V...v... I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!" Charmy yelled in distress.
"How about vermin?" Sapphire cracked a smile.
"How about vermin?"Charmy mimicked the bat.
"Charmy, if only you knew how guy you just sounded." Sonic laughed.
"Ok moving on... hmm, Wave."
"Ooooo..." most of the group watched Sonic's cheeks blush a light pink and Amy's eyes turn a dark red.
"I couldn't think of anything else!" Sonic defended.
"Yeah... ok." Shadow picked up his 9th newspaper. Everyone then looked at Sapphire, since it was her turn.
Sensing everyone's eyes on her, Sapphire suggested, "Uh... why don't we just skip X, Y and Z?
No one can think of anything anyway." The group nodded.
"Hey, does anyone have the feeling like we forgot something?" Rouge asked as she looked around the room only to receive blank stares and shakes of the head.
Meanwhile
Hey Froggy, when do you think the others will get here?" Big the Cat was standing outside his house waiting for his friends to pick him up to car pool with them to the hospital.
For three hours.
"Oh Froggy, I'm bored too." Froggy then saw a delectable fly in the street, hopped away to eat it, and got hit by a truck.
But Fat-ass I mean Big was too busy dreaming about pizza to notice
Hospital
Vector walked back down the hall with a hearing aid and instructions to stay away from headphones. He took a seat and a nurse (seriously!) To the dull room.
"Cream the rabbit?"