Bakura's Journal
By Liz
EEEP! Sorry this took so long. I was on vacation and then my computer had a virus thing and my internet died. So, the only way we could fix it was to erase everything on the computer and start over. I lost EVERYTHING! But oh well. I will continue writing! YAY!
On to chapter 11!
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High pitched squeaky noises...
Why oh why did I get that flute for my hikari? He's not very good at it! Maybe if he got a teacher to help him to learn, then maybe he wouldn't suck!!
Oh wonderful, he's going to join the band at school. It was nice knowing you Ryou darling, your life was too short. I will cry for you...
Yeah right. Me? Cry? Funny. That would be like, when hell freezes over, or something. Mwahaha, what a plan I have! I mean...
...nevermind.
Ryou-hikari is leaving for school now. Hmm...to go with him, or not. To keep my hearing, or not. To stay sane, or to...wait...I'm not sane. Ah hell, I'll go with him. In the meantime...
Item update!
Items currently in the possession of the almighty and beyond kick ass person named me: 6
Items currently not in the possession of the almighty and beyond kick ass person named me: 1
...where did I get all these items?
Ah yes! I was walking down the street, minding my own business of course, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, I see Malik running down the street with a bag. Now, I know, the first thing that comes to mind is "Why is he running?". I thought the same thing myself! But then I thought "Oh yeah! He's escaping the hospital cause they wouldn't let him out early!"
Well my friends, he tripped and fell flat on his face. It was so freaking funny! I mean, watching his helpless body roll down the hill! It was great!
So anyway, back to what I was saying...he was running with a bag. Now, I'm wondering what's inside the bag. So when he fell down the hill, I stole the bag from him and ran the other direction.
So I get home and I run past Ryou so he doesn't yell at me for stealing more things. Alright, so I'm upstairs and I open the bag and guess what's inside?
No, not money. I wish, but this was better. It was 5 of the Sennen Items!!! I was like "Yay!"
So I hid them and Ryou will never ever find them! The only one that wasn't in the bag was, of course, the Sennen Puzzle. Why can't Malik ever do anything right? Stupid ass.
Yay, we're at the school. Oh the joy and enthusiasm. I just hope that Ryou didn't join band.
Oh no...
He joined band. Now he's going to it. Do you want to torture me!? What did I do in my past life, other than steal and kill people, to deserve such cruelty!? The horrid sounds! My precious ears!!! Save me!!! Ahhh!!
Well, I might as well do something to free my time. Let's see. I could go rob someone, then use the money to buy a hammer to smash the flute. Or, I could just steal a hammer. Then smash the flute. Or maybe I should steal a fireplace...
I knew I shouldn't have gotten Ryou the flute.
Well well. It seems that Ryou is so wrapped up in playing that he won't notice that I'm gone...
Going...going...gone! Bwahaha! Now what? I know! No, yes, no, mwaha. I don't know yet. There just haven't been any very good opportunities to kill/harm/severely destroy something/someone. And what am I doing with all these slashes. Must learn different symbol for backslash.
Slash...back...slash...slashing someone's...back...backslash...
Nevermind, the backslash can stay bwahaha!!!!
Now I am still puzzled. I have nothing to do and all this free time on my hands!
Well, I could go visit my best-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world Malik, who is back in the hospital for severe facial damage and broken bones, and ask him if he is feeling up to running down streets. Bwahaha!
I shall do that. Now, how am I going to get to the hospital of death? Lets see. I could take the bus of death, the train of death, the airplane of death, the car of death, or the subway of mortality.
The subway sounds nice. Fast moving metal death trap...nyahahaha.
In the subway I go! Wait, it's not here yet. Fine, I shall wait.
...
This is taking too long! Ahhh!
Oops.
...umm...
I kinda pushed some guy...
And he fell onto the tracks.
Oh well! Sucks for him! Oh dear! Is that the subway? HA! Ha ha ha! Ha!
Oh my, and there are the screams. Any blood? Nope, don't see any. Damn. Oh well, time to get on the subway and see my good friend Malik! Yay!
...must remain evil and mean. No happiness.
Psh, I will not lower myself to sitting on the seats of mortals! Bah! I will stand as the superior being Bakura!
Subway...moving...alright. It's not going that fast---AHH!!
Ow. Stop laughing! Stop it! All of you! Augh, SHUT UP! Who cares if I fell over! It's not funny! Shut up!
Ow, I hurt myself...
Oh yeah!? Well, all of your moms! That's right! SCREW ALL OF YOU!
Maybe taking the subway was a bad idea.
Oh well, for now I am here! Oh Malik? Ready for some visitors?
Well too bad, he's getting one. Ha! And there's nothing he can do about it for I am me! The almighty Bakura! And no one stops me!
Now I'm walking up to the hospital door! Nya!
What the hell?
It just opened on it's own! Hmm...step in, step out...
Walk away...
Run back through it! This is great! Okay, I'm done...
Not! Run back through it! Okay, now I'm done. Now, where's Malik's room? Eh, whatever. I'll find it.
...
There! Ha! Hey Malik! How's it going?
...
Aww you don't look too good. Your face is all scratched up. It's just so sad.
...
Oh! Did you see that guy who stole that bag you had? He just took it and ran off with it! Lucky for me, I got it before he could do anything with it. It's at my house now...no, you don't have to move. Stop whining! I'll take good care of it!
...
Yes, the guy who stole it originally was the pharaoh! How did you guess? Oh, you didn't. Cause your mouth is stitched shut. Man, you really did it this time. Why are you pointing at the door? Say, what are you implying?
...
Did you just push that call button? Hey? Who are these guys? Get your hands off me! Leave me alone!!!
...
Ow! Oh yeah? Well, I hope you die!
They freaking threw me outside! Oh, they will pay...
...later.
I have to get back to my hikari-lover-Ryou. Now, should I take the bus of death, the airplane of death..................
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Liz: Ta da. I finally updated. Sorry it took long.
Bakura: You suck
Liz: -_-;; Whatever.
Reviews are very nice! Yes they are! I love them!
Bakura: Shut your ass, it's not working.
Liz: And you are stupid so go away.
Bakura: Screw you
Liz: No thanks.
REVIEW!!!! ^__________^
Bakura: Blah!
By Liz
EEEP! Sorry this took so long. I was on vacation and then my computer had a virus thing and my internet died. So, the only way we could fix it was to erase everything on the computer and start over. I lost EVERYTHING! But oh well. I will continue writing! YAY!
On to chapter 11!
****
High pitched squeaky noises...
Why oh why did I get that flute for my hikari? He's not very good at it! Maybe if he got a teacher to help him to learn, then maybe he wouldn't suck!!
Oh wonderful, he's going to join the band at school. It was nice knowing you Ryou darling, your life was too short. I will cry for you...
Yeah right. Me? Cry? Funny. That would be like, when hell freezes over, or something. Mwahaha, what a plan I have! I mean...
...nevermind.
Ryou-hikari is leaving for school now. Hmm...to go with him, or not. To keep my hearing, or not. To stay sane, or to...wait...I'm not sane. Ah hell, I'll go with him. In the meantime...
Item update!
Items currently in the possession of the almighty and beyond kick ass person named me: 6
Items currently not in the possession of the almighty and beyond kick ass person named me: 1
...where did I get all these items?
Ah yes! I was walking down the street, minding my own business of course, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, I see Malik running down the street with a bag. Now, I know, the first thing that comes to mind is "Why is he running?". I thought the same thing myself! But then I thought "Oh yeah! He's escaping the hospital cause they wouldn't let him out early!"
Well my friends, he tripped and fell flat on his face. It was so freaking funny! I mean, watching his helpless body roll down the hill! It was great!
So anyway, back to what I was saying...he was running with a bag. Now, I'm wondering what's inside the bag. So when he fell down the hill, I stole the bag from him and ran the other direction.
So I get home and I run past Ryou so he doesn't yell at me for stealing more things. Alright, so I'm upstairs and I open the bag and guess what's inside?
No, not money. I wish, but this was better. It was 5 of the Sennen Items!!! I was like "Yay!"
So I hid them and Ryou will never ever find them! The only one that wasn't in the bag was, of course, the Sennen Puzzle. Why can't Malik ever do anything right? Stupid ass.
Yay, we're at the school. Oh the joy and enthusiasm. I just hope that Ryou didn't join band.
Oh no...
He joined band. Now he's going to it. Do you want to torture me!? What did I do in my past life, other than steal and kill people, to deserve such cruelty!? The horrid sounds! My precious ears!!! Save me!!! Ahhh!!
Well, I might as well do something to free my time. Let's see. I could go rob someone, then use the money to buy a hammer to smash the flute. Or, I could just steal a hammer. Then smash the flute. Or maybe I should steal a fireplace...
I knew I shouldn't have gotten Ryou the flute.
Well well. It seems that Ryou is so wrapped up in playing that he won't notice that I'm gone...
Going...going...gone! Bwahaha! Now what? I know! No, yes, no, mwaha. I don't know yet. There just haven't been any very good opportunities to kill/harm/severely destroy something/someone. And what am I doing with all these slashes. Must learn different symbol for backslash.
Slash...back...slash...slashing someone's...back...backslash...
Nevermind, the backslash can stay bwahaha!!!!
Now I am still puzzled. I have nothing to do and all this free time on my hands!
Well, I could go visit my best-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world Malik, who is back in the hospital for severe facial damage and broken bones, and ask him if he is feeling up to running down streets. Bwahaha!
I shall do that. Now, how am I going to get to the hospital of death? Lets see. I could take the bus of death, the train of death, the airplane of death, the car of death, or the subway of mortality.
The subway sounds nice. Fast moving metal death trap...nyahahaha.
In the subway I go! Wait, it's not here yet. Fine, I shall wait.
...
This is taking too long! Ahhh!
Oops.
...umm...
I kinda pushed some guy...
And he fell onto the tracks.
Oh well! Sucks for him! Oh dear! Is that the subway? HA! Ha ha ha! Ha!
Oh my, and there are the screams. Any blood? Nope, don't see any. Damn. Oh well, time to get on the subway and see my good friend Malik! Yay!
...must remain evil and mean. No happiness.
Psh, I will not lower myself to sitting on the seats of mortals! Bah! I will stand as the superior being Bakura!
Subway...moving...alright. It's not going that fast---AHH!!
Ow. Stop laughing! Stop it! All of you! Augh, SHUT UP! Who cares if I fell over! It's not funny! Shut up!
Ow, I hurt myself...
Oh yeah!? Well, all of your moms! That's right! SCREW ALL OF YOU!
Maybe taking the subway was a bad idea.
Oh well, for now I am here! Oh Malik? Ready for some visitors?
Well too bad, he's getting one. Ha! And there's nothing he can do about it for I am me! The almighty Bakura! And no one stops me!
Now I'm walking up to the hospital door! Nya!
What the hell?
It just opened on it's own! Hmm...step in, step out...
Walk away...
Run back through it! This is great! Okay, I'm done...
Not! Run back through it! Okay, now I'm done. Now, where's Malik's room? Eh, whatever. I'll find it.
...
There! Ha! Hey Malik! How's it going?
...
Aww you don't look too good. Your face is all scratched up. It's just so sad.
...
Oh! Did you see that guy who stole that bag you had? He just took it and ran off with it! Lucky for me, I got it before he could do anything with it. It's at my house now...no, you don't have to move. Stop whining! I'll take good care of it!
...
Yes, the guy who stole it originally was the pharaoh! How did you guess? Oh, you didn't. Cause your mouth is stitched shut. Man, you really did it this time. Why are you pointing at the door? Say, what are you implying?
...
Did you just push that call button? Hey? Who are these guys? Get your hands off me! Leave me alone!!!
...
Ow! Oh yeah? Well, I hope you die!
They freaking threw me outside! Oh, they will pay...
...later.
I have to get back to my hikari-lover-Ryou. Now, should I take the bus of death, the airplane of death..................
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Liz: Ta da. I finally updated. Sorry it took long.
Bakura: You suck
Liz: -_-;; Whatever.
Reviews are very nice! Yes they are! I love them!
Bakura: Shut your ass, it's not working.
Liz: And you are stupid so go away.
Bakura: Screw you
Liz: No thanks.
REVIEW!!!! ^__________^
Bakura: Blah!