Hello, as of me writing this (one day later) the poll is progressing greatly!
Now, here are the results so far!
Yes: 0 Voters
No: 0 Voters
Absolutely wonderful.
Oh, I'm sorry if you think this is sarcasm. This is actually what I expected to be honest.
John was interested in the development of slime.. Just kidding, he thought it was a stupid fucking idea kids made for no reason. Heck, he doesn't even understand why people care about it. There was such an idea as entertainment, but can't they just watch youtube? Slime is pretty weird, and kids thought of it as a legendary artifact.
John then remembered this was 2018 and it was still mixed with 2017 and had 2017 modern rap.. Modern rap in general is terrible as all hell. What type of fucking song just says "gucci gang" the entire time? A terrible song. Yet it got popular. Then we have these rappers who don't know jack shit about rapping.
The new rappers aren't great. Great is someone like Eminem who puts actual emotion in the song with lyrics and references people can actually enjoy. Not a song that can barely be heard and too simple to be classified as enjoyable by the standards of average people. People, not children. John still swears that nothing can make sense without having the rare species known as a "smart human" nearby.
And even then, there are too many idiots in one gathering to actually overpower that one "smart human" in the vicinity. Now that he thinks about it again, why is he talking about real world problems? Because he can! And the fact RWBY is not as good of a story maker and that this story is going to be half RWBY and half him ranting!
Heck, this story was started and it was started during a class period! What a fucking stupid way to start a fanfiction but then again, strokes of genius don't exist, it's just luck.. Or is it? CONSPIRACY THEORY!
Or rhetorical question? Oh well. Anyways, let me rant about something else. Oh right, I just changed the POV from third person to John. John is me but not my real name. I'm not dumb enough to hand it out on a fanfiction story. Like why the fuck would I do that if I semi-value my privacy.
Oh, and here's a review I made that's a rant about Ozpin and Cinder.
Looking at Cinder's character, we can tell that she only knows how to use flame. She's not like Raven who's smart enough to branch out the powers to have an advantage. It's strange, really. Cinder is technically a middle-aged woman who works for Salem and somehow bested Ozpin who has thousands of years of experience, thus giving him mastery of using his cane as a weapon, mastering aura control, mastering combat skill, and much more things because he's been living for thousands of years. How Cinder bested Ozpin? Bullshit, he didn't even use his semblance in the fight or his definitely gigantic aura.
Why am I saying his aura is gigantic? He's merged with thousands of souls, simply put. He, by himself, could best Hazel in his Headmaster body so quickly. He was a Warrior King as well, so he's a master tactician. He is capable of adapting to any flow of combat, as seen when fighting Cinder, and is the 'youngest' headmaster of Beacon Academy. That alone should prove how insane Cinder was fighting Ozpin, but coming out victorious? Bullshit. Cinder would be defeated in less than ten seconds.
Oh shit, I've reached my offense limit for this chapter. BYE, SEE YOU LATER GUYS!
Also, I have shitty writing skill yet this one guy actually says I have an eye for detail. I won't lie, it served me far in ranting. Not persuading idiots, though.. Dear lord, those Justin Beiber fangirs/fanboys when I started roasting the guy alive once publicly when he was relevant.. I still have anger spikes. Anyways, until next time!
Sorry for not having a chapter put up yesterday.