Dimensional Distortion: Naruto

Chapter 11: Enter Tobi and Tom Riddle!

Miharu yawned quietly as she made her way up to the headmaster's office. He asked if she could come in the early hours of the morning and she reluctantly agreed. As she was about to knock on his door, she heard shouting and the clatter of something that was most likely thrown. Miharu opened the door cautiously to find and enraged Deidara trying to strangle poor Tobi. Dumbledore was between the two trying to separate them.

"Tobi!" Miharu cried out in delight.

All three turned their attention on Miharu. Tobi was first to speak.

"Miharu-sempai!" Tobi cheered running toward her. They held hands and started skipping in circles. Dumbledore loomed over the two. "Sorry to interrupt all the fun, but we have a serious matter to discuss."

Miharu glanced at Dumbledore then turned to Deidara. He looked beyond mad. He looked ready to kill…again. Miharu frowned. "What's wrong?"

"We're all here to discuss the fact about you all being deadly criminals."

Ah. That's why Deidara looked so angry.

"But how-"

"I'll tell you how!" shouted Deidara. "This idiot told Dubledore everything, yeah!" He lunged for Tobi again and Dumbledore conjured some magical ropes to tie Deidara down.

"Do we have to leave?" Miharu asked quietly. She sounded calmer than she felt.

Dumbledore studied her for a long time. "No, you must stay." Deidara let out a breath of relief.

"Professor Snape tells me that Voldemort's new goal is obtaining Miss Miharu."

Silence.

"What's a Voldemort? Another school?" Miharu asked curiously.

Dumbledore sighed. "He is…an evil wizard."

Deidara's eyes flashed dangerously. "And what does he want with Miharu?"

"Her power." Dumbledore replied simply. "It seems as if Draco Malfoy had told the Dark Lord of the fighting session you two had during the first day."

Deidara blinked. So why wasn't Voldemort after him? Surely Malfoy had seen that both he and Miharu were evenly matched.

As if sensing this question, Dumbledore enlightened Deidara with his theory. "I suspect that Mr. Malfoy is jealous of the relationship between the two of you, and failed to mention you and your abilities to Lord Voldemort."

Deidara growled angrily. These wizards are going to ruin everything! Like hell they'll take Miharu away from him!"I'll show him my abilities, yeah! Where is that brat?!" Dumbledore pointed his wand at Deidara. "You won't be killing another student, professor" he said sternly.

Oh. So he did know.

Dumbledore stared at Miharu's and Deidara's bewildered faces and chuckled darkly. "Do you take me for an idiot?"

Deidara shrugged nonchalantly. "Pretty much, yeah…" he stated bluntly.

"Well think again, professor. I knew from the moment-" Dumbledore began.

"Oh, shut up!" Miharu interrupted impatiently. It was rude, but she didn't have to be polite anymore now that their cover was blown. In fact, they could kill the old man right now if they felt like it. It was three s-class shinobi versus and old wizard. Who do you think will win?

Lord Voldemort swirled the potion Severus Snape brewed for him and eyed it suspiciously. "This better work Severus" he said dangerously. The potion was suppossed to make him look like Tom Riddle again so he can get into Hogwarts easily and get to Miharu.

Voldemort brought the goblet to his lips and quickly drank the potion. He grimaced at the after taste. He coughed and willed himself not to throw up. All of a sudden, his whole body felt tingly. "Severus, bring me a mirror" he ordered. Snape handed him a mirror and Voldemort looked at his reflection. Instead of seeing his blood red eyes, he found himself staring at clear green eyes of Tom Riddle that could make any girl swoon. Tom chuckled. I still got it.

Without a word, Voldemort disapparated to Hogsmeade.

"I've got to warn Dumbledore."

Miharu and Dumbledore spent some time glaring at each other before Snape barged in and broke their staring contest.

"The Dark Lord is coming!" he said catching his breath. Dumbledore looked alarmed. "Now?"

Snape nodded. "He'll be in the form of-" he gagged and choked on his tongue. Deidara walked over and slapped his back. "You ok, yeah?" Snape pushed Deidara back and tried to get the words out. Unfortunately, they would never come. While, Snape wasn't looking, dear old Voldemort put a enchantment on Snape forbidding him to talk about the plan.

Dumbledore walked over to Snape and placed a hand gently on his shoulder. "Severus, go to the hospital ring and get some rest" he said kindly, "I can take it from here." He led Snape to the door and closed it. Snape vigourously shook his head and went to open the door again. He had to tell Dumbledore about the disguise. Sadly, the door had been locked.

"Miss Miharu, Professor Deidara…and Tobi" he added, "You must go back to your rooms and you are to stay there until I say you can come out. Are we clear?" he asked sternly. Miharu sighed and nodded. It was still early in the morning, but this conversation completely drained her.

"Wait a minute, yeah. You want us to stay in cooped up in there? All day?" Deidara asked bewildered. Dumbledore rubbed his temples. This professor was giving him a ulcer. "It is for your safety" Deidara glared. No supreme evil wizard could scare him away. But…it was Miharu he was worried about. So for now, he'd heed Dumbledore's advice.

"Fine. Miharu, it's your lucky day, yeah!" he said in a sinisterly bright voice. "You're stuck in a room with two hot guys all day, yeah! Imagine all the fun we can have, yeah!"

Miharu smirked. She knew what Deidara was trying to do and two can play that game. "I know!" she said in an over cheerful tone. "We can all play Monopoly!" The smile slid from Deidara's face and lit up Tobi's

"Yay! Tobi loves Monopoly!"

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