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As If The Year Wasn't Hard Enough!
9/5/20XX
Hi everyone! My name is Hungary, and I started this blog because…well, I don't really know. But a lot of people have blogs and they talk about their hideously boring lives. But I promise you mine won't be boring. I know about Internet safety and how I shouldn't be giving out information about myself or my loved ones or my friends or posting inappropriate pictures of myself…so I won't. Everyone who has a blog bitches about their own lives and no one wants to hear it!
So this blog will be different. I will not be talking about myself. I will be talking about others.
Some background information about me: I've started my first year in high school! I'm sort of excited. No more middle school drama. I'm over all that. I mean, it's only so much when you hear about some slut in your grade supposedly doing someone else. Boring! There's no legitimacy! I hate being lied to! Although I'm aware this makes me seem dull and possessing no life, but I started researching all the rumors I heard. I want to know the facts, you know. No one wants to be fooled. After a while, this research became a habit of mine. A hobby, if you will. I like hearing things first. I'm a professional gossip! If you think that makes me like other girls, I will take my frying pan and smash it against your head. Say anything like that and I will hunt you down.
I prefer the term 'paparazzi'.
Anyway, I'm assuming that a new year with new people will mean I get to indulge in my hobby and my secret…not so secret, really…obsession. I'm sure it will become apparent in later posts. I'm not a very vague person.
Today, we had the beginning of the year assembly and
I'LL COME OUT AND SAY IT I LOVE BOY ON BOY ACTION.
Note to self: keep an eye on America and England.
10/1/20XXX
I'm sorry. I haven't posted in a while. I don't have a lot of readers yet. I think I'll get the rest of my club (unofficial) to become fans. My club is called UBIPEL, short for Unite Boys In Pure Everlasting Love. I considered a lot of other names, but most of them were inappropriate. This I can spell out on paper, especially if the university advisers want to know what clubs I was in.
News update: America and England are together!!
How I know: I wasn't stalking America or anything, but he was walking around the school and trying to find England. He's a new kid (America) so I didn't know what he could want with an old kid (England) besides a little bit of lovin'. He found England in an abandoned classroom. What does this spell? Sexual tension!
I didn't take any pictures or anything…
Yeah, I did. Link
Other news update: Watch out for France and Canada!
11/19/20XX
Suspect Finland and Sweden are secret lovers. Yes, I just said secret lovers. Also, Prussia asked me out today. I refused him. He didn't want to do any making out with any boys, so that was a definite no.
Also, Prussia is gross.
Today, Austria discovered the bandroom. It is deserted during lunch. Because of my best friend's obsession with all things piano, this means he will lurk in the bandroom during lunch. And because I am a good friend, I will listen to him play. Also, his music helps me concentrate when I'm putting my scrapbook together. My UBIPEL scrapbook.
1/4/20XX
New Years Resolution: UNITE MORE BOYS
1/29/20XX
I just found out that Denmark tried to get in Finland's pants. WHOA I KNOW. My little group of UBIPEL sisters (we only have a few…I'm hoping to get more converts next year) were all over this. I had to check it out. Apparently, Denmark was talking to Finland before homeroom and tried to grope him. Sweden was just a few feet away. Disappointed as I was not able to capture this on camera. Other New Years Resolution: Get to school earlier. Also get a better camera. (I'm thinking of taking my talents to the classroom and taking photo class next year)
Sweden doesn't talk very much so he didn't really do anything except scowl. Finland's adorable, but let's face it; he would be too good to stop a rape. But then! This is the shining ray of sunlight on my ordinarily dark winter day: Norway came out of nowhere and backhanded Denmark! If this isn't jealousy, I don't know what is. Actually, I don't know what it is. Maybe it isn't.
Note to self: Keep myself and sisters updated on this.
3/2/20XX
Ho hum. Took pictures of France making out with Canada in the janitor's closet. Link.
I need a job so I can keep getting money to develop all these photos. My north and west walls of my room are covered with all my pictures, categorized by pairing in different quadrants.
Note to self: Prussia proposed again. Rejected him again. He went crying to his friend Spain. This leads to the note: I need to set Spain up with someone. Spending singlehood alone with Prussia cannot be healthy.
3/30/20XX
Planning on writing letter to superintendent to stop all sorts of spring exams so I can focus on the relationships going on. Might even email him a gallery of sweet America/England pictures I took recently. Link.
Can taking a lot of pictures cause carpal tunnel in an index finger? Must research before buying UBIPEL club cameras.
PS – Isabel in Spain's Spanish class is making a list of potential boyfriends. For Spain. Good luck!!!
4/16/20XX
Spring!! When thoughts turn to love! Or sexytimes! Caught more pictures of France/Canada. They are the best. Link
Today, Korea shouted through the hall "China's breasts are MINE!". China is a boy. Korea is a boy. New development in UBIPEL.
5/9/20XX
Late at night and I still have an English paper to write. Need more hard disk space. Cannot bring self to delete present galleries. Currently collecting pictures of Sweden and Finland. Suspect something sweet should happen soon.
Long overdue UBIPEL mission statement: The Unite Boys In Pure Everlasting Love (UBIPEL) sisterhood strives to bring an acceptance and understanding to all boylove pairings and protects the sacred unity of individuals involved. Careful monitoring and secret meetings for the purpose of furthering our cause is necessary. This is a volunteer service club.
I can hardly keep myself awake. I might even need to beat myself with a frying pan. If I fail English this quarter, I might not be able to move into second year English with Denmark and Norway. Reason: Denmark is stalking Norway. Evidence: Link.
I hate books!!!! Words are nothing compared to pictures! PICTURES TELL ALL.
6/1/20XX
Did not fail English from last post, thankfully. Graduated from first year with flying colors. Austria came out top of class. He is so awesome.
Summer vacation = no boy love pairings. But I'm raring for next year. There should be some fresh blood. YAY!
PS – England caught me going on this blog earlier today and was yelling at me about private blogging on school grounds. Thank you England. Now that everyone heard about my blog, there has been an influx of readers.
7/10/20XX
Categorized pictures finally by alphabetical order, pairing order, and level of steaminess in my computer. A job well done.
8/29/20XX
Daddy bought me a new camera with faster shutter speed. Thank you daddy! I don't think he knows what I plan to use it for. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
9/29/20XX
I am a second year. And I am in LUCK. The first years are a great picking. I know because there are a pair of adorable twins. One of them is so cute! I overheard him talking to his brother about taking German because someone he likes is taking German and can tutor him. UBIPEL sisters suspect the person in question is Germany. Must take pictures.
Isabel says Spain is now teaching first year Spanish. Also in the class is the other twin. Isabel says she can scrap the list of potential boyfriends because the twin is the one. Also need pictures for this.
Stayed after school today to lurk and saw Denmark also lurking outside art room for Norway. Took pictures of this (today wasn't a complete failure after all).
UBIPEL sister Seychelles said there were several additions to the student council. One is a new second year who's in my math class. His name is Japan. The other new addition is a first year called Latvia. Seychelles thinks Latvia might have a crush on Estonia. I have sent Seychelles off with a camera to make sure this is true.
Also, verified that Sweden and Finland are INDEED going out. Here is their picture: link.
I'm kind of excited for this year.
10/4/20XX
Prussia, known king of grossness, asked Austria out. I was absent from the bandroom to stop this since I was trying to capture Russia fighting with Poland over Lithuania on camera. Link. But Austria is my true friend. He turned him down.
I think I should feel bad for Prussia. After all, he tried the boylove thing. It just didn't work.
Rumors say that third year Greece is a pothead. More rumors say Japan is supplying him. IS THIS TRUE? Must take pictures. Noted that Greece likes cats. Japan is cat-like. In some ways.
To do: make Japan put on cat ears.
10/6/20XX
Japan was more than happy to put on cat ears. Link. This makes me think Greece has something good going on. I support this. Japan was interested in UBIPEL but I have a policy that it is a sisterhood thing only. He can be our male associate.
America and England were caught making out in the gym equipment. When I caught wind of this, I was there before they could untangle themselves. Link. Success!!
Isabel says Spain and Romano are not getting along, but this is to be expected of someone like Romano who is stubborn.
Lurked in the library and took more pictures of Germany and Italy. Link.
11/19/20XX
Interviewed Poland on why he keeps trying to prevent Russia from asking Lithuania out. Cannot even understand my own handwriting. I suspect he speaks in his own language. Wanted to join UBIPEL, suspect because it is an all girls group. Considered, but he is a boy, after all.
Found two new first years! One is Switzerland, who likes to listen to Austria too. He doesn't say anything if I talk about boy love, so he is okay. He is protective of his sister though. But Liechtenstein is a good girl. She wants to join UBIPEL. Everyone else is okay, so I think she should become part of the sisterhood soon. Yay!
Caught Korea groping China in the bathroom. Not that I was in the boy's bathroom. Or anything. Link
12/1/20XX
Canada is such a man. He told France, apparently, that he wants to be in a relationship. Therefore, they are now in a relationship. That didn't stop them from making out. I don't understand the difference. Seychelles says France is less creepy toward everyone though. I guess this is a good thing.
Seychelles is also trying to issue a plea for the UBIPEL sisterhood to establish Estonia and Latvia as a pairing. She volunteers to head the cause. She has made a list of how she will carry it out. I think I saw cross-dressing on the list. Once she makes it public to us, I think it will go through. Pictures needed, of course.
Everyone's favorite pairing, America and England: link.
anon commenter: Thanks for your patronage! I cannot believe I go to such a lucky school either.
12/15/20XX
I have five hundred watchers!! Most go to school with me! Thank you for supporting the UBIPEL cause. But I think most of you read just to see the pictures. No one other than students of our school would really care about all this drama. I think I need to talk to the IT department to see if I can get this as a branch off our school web page.
Recent rumor: Did you know? A certain principal and a certain art teacher are getting it on after school.
( Belgium: You're lying. You didn't see that.)
( Belgium again: But then again, Rome is the twins' relative, so maybe it's possible…)
12/25/20XX
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! When the snow is all gone, it will be spring and spring is when spring chickens hatch.
Don't even know what I just said.
Also, with a little bit of a threat (and my frying pan), the IT department head agreed to add the blog to the network. It will only be accessible to the student body. Apparently, he tried to ask the principal to suspend me or something (what balls!) but when Rome read it, he wanted to know more about his grandsons or something and more about school life so he agreed to it.
This is such an unorthodox school but I LOVE it!
PS: Principal Rome: I may have said some nasty things about you in the hall and I am also trying to see if you and Germania are up to no good, but you still rock!
1/14/20XX
Caught Greece and Japan making out in the stairway to the roof. Duh. No one will go out and smoke in this weather. Link.
2/2/20XX
Seychelles's master plan for the school festival is BRILLIANT! I won't tell you what it is, since I want it to be a surprise, but I'll give you all a hint: I'm buying fabric.
Also, it's getting warmer. Warm temperatures breed deliciousness.
France: I do not mind if you tell me of your lewd activities, but please do not leave perverted comments in my comment box. Instead, inform me of the time and date of your rendezvous with Canada and I will be nearby to take pictures.
2/27/20XX
Isabel says things on the Spain and Romano front are looking up. Slightly. This makes me happy. Prussia, known king of pigs, sent me an email saying that Feliciano attended a screamo concert. This concerns me. I might have to have a talk with Germany.
Seychelles heard that Japan may be moving soon. No! Not my precious Greece/Japan! Today I stalked them to take more pictures of them. Link.
3/20/20XX
Spring has come early, and with spring comes a great number of good beginnings.
First, Denmark was suspended for a week for screwing up the school grounds with some paint. But I was there before the paint was taken off and it was an apology! Not to mention Norway's getting snappy when it comes to Denmark. I talked to Iceland. He didn't want to say anything but he finally cracked. He may be a fanboy at heart. I knew the sexual tension in the air would be gone.
Also! I attended a fair as of late! This isn't good quality, but it's the best I have at the moment. Link. Spain and Romano are legitimate!!! Also caught America and England making out behind some tents. Those deviants, you. Link.
4/15/20XX
The school festival was a SUCCESS! Let me tell you how it went. No, I can't wait to say it! We dressed Latvia up in a skirt to steal Estonia's heart! And it might have worked! Prussia, king of goons, ruined it by flirting with him, but screw him. Whatever. Pictures are numerous. They range in the fifties. Latvia can work a skirt. I plan to make more. Link.
Also, Isabel said Romano had dressed up in a maid outfit. I am disappointed I didn't design it, but here are some more pictures. Link.
A few days ago, I cornered Switzerland and made him admit he liked Austria. Squeal! Liechtenstein, you were right! I expect pictures!
To do: Beat up Turkey for trying to rush Egypt. No one should be pressured into doing anything, especially not anything important as being deflowered. What a jerk.
5/25/20XX
Today was the last day for third years. What a deboggle. I got a great stash of photos.
First of all, England made this big student council speech to us second years saying that we were now in charge and all that bull and then America just stands up and shouts that he'll miss him and everything just goes up in arms. I'm taking pictures, teachers are trying to restore order, France disappears with Canada, oh my! Greece was nowhere to be found. I suspect this is because Seychelles said Japan left yesterday. I feel kind of bad. But I still have my gallery.
Note to self: Find where Japan is.
The twins are cute, but when they're blubbering, they're picture perfect. Feliciano was practically clinging onto Germany and begging him not to go. Somehow this didn't look pathetic. Don't really know why. Then I spotted Spain being a dense idiot and not knowing that Romano was about to burst into tears. Somehow, this wasn't pathetic either. Then Korea ended the whole assembly wailing how he was going to miss China's breasts.
UBIPEL was very busy today. Everyone was in the dark room after school trying to develop all the pictures.
Now with most the seniors gone, I feel like I don't have a lot of pickings anymore. Sweden and Finland were just sitting around as if they'd never broken up after all. Prussia was still king of dirt. I think this is what we call third year slump.
Then I thought that after next year, someone would have to be in charge of UBIPEL.
I don't know. I'm usually not so nostalgic. Or depressed about the future. I think it's pairing withdrawal. Oops, there I go, bitching about my life. Sorry! I suppose I should just cut to the chase and give you all what you're really reading for.
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Note: I apologize. I had difficulty trying to figure out how to write this chapter for Hungary in first person. But as I was cleansing myself, this blog format came to me. So it happened. Hopefully, it gives a bit of background observer information. And future pairings! Next up is Russia/Liet, which will hopefully not take forever.