Jiraiya: Alright everyone! Grab your sake, women, and party items, because we are having a big badass party!! YEAH!!

Tsunade: Get down you fool. Do you even know why we're having a party?

Jiraiya: Uhh, no…

Orochimaru: We are merely having a celebration celebrating the 10th chapter for Ask the Naruto Cast.

Tsunade: Speaking of which, we'd all like to thank you readers for choosing to read this and pay attention to us, after all we have 82 reviews and 1708 hits. Alright let's party! Shizune! Get me some sake!

Jiraiya: Alright! Let's get these questions going!!

Ok, guys a real question this time. lol
All Akatsuki:Whats ONE thing you miss about your old village?
Gaara:What would happen if you became allergic to sand??
Sasori:Do you miss your parents?
Deidara:Same question as Sasori.
Sasuke:What did you miss in Kanoha?
Kakashi:WTF is up with the porn?!...are you desprate?
Neji:Do you SILL feel like a caged bird?

Deidara'sPyroPartner75

Hidan: The women, dur!

Kakuzu: The money, even though this organization gives me a lot of money.

Zetsu: Then why do you miss your home village?

Kakuzu: It's just the certain smell the money has, and I just miss that.

Zetsu: I miss the tasty people.

Madara: Fighting people.

Pein: …

Konan: I miss-

Zetsu: Pein's kunai in your shuriken?

-All Akatsuki burst out into laughter. Pein and Konan are beet-red-

Pein: YOU ARE COMPOST!



Zetsu: Nooo!!

-Pein chases Zetsu in a circle-

Sasori: I miss the cultural foods from Sunagakure.

Deidara: Just like Hidan-senpai, I miss the women.

Itachi: My little brother…

Kisame: Fish…

Gaara: If I became allergic to sand, then I wouldn't use sand, but one time I got sand in my eye.

Sasori: Sort of. But I turned them into puppets, so they're always with me. It's kinda cool.

Deidara: No, not really. They were real dicks to me, because they thought my hands and chest were weird.

Hidan: They're right. It is weird.

Sasuke: Sa- uh… the sa-unshine. Yes, I miss the sunshine.

Naruto: What was the Sa for?

Sasuke: Nothing, dobe.

Naruto: You're lying, teme.

Kakashi: It's not porn. It's a romantic novel, that I enjoy reading. And no, I'm not desperate, since Anko and I are dating.

Neji: Uh, no, not really, except just that I have the seal. That's all.

Nice to see you guys! Sorry I'm just really happy right now (And for no apparent reason!)

I can't think of anything else to say, so I'm gonna give you something. You want some lavendar sticks? Probably not, but oh well. Good air fresheners!
Do you really want to know why everybody assumes you like tomatoes? I don't really know, but I guess it's something that people made up just to laugh about. I mean the all mighty Sasuke liking a small red fruit?
I don't have anything to say to you.
Ha, I nearly cut my finger off once! I'll try. But do you know how weird your sentence sounded?
Um, cuz your awesome, and you pwn them all?!
I will!
Hey Sakura, you don't want Rockcrab's brother, eh? Well take mine! He's sitting right next to me, and annoying the hell out of me. Trying to exit out of my stuff... The little runt.


Gaara want a white chocolate chip and macadamia nut cookie? Can I give you a hug or will you rip my head off? Oh well, I'm hugging you anyway! -hugs Gaara-

Behold my super fangirlish-ness! Which you won't really see this chapter... MyCookiesNotYours signing out.

Harrison: That's okay. Everyone's a fan.

Zetsu: Oh thanks! I like lavender! –sniffs- It reminds me of Motoko, the girl who I liked and ate.

Sasuke: I don't know. Why don't you go and find out? So, what's wrong with me liking tomatoes?

Orochimaru: Fine then.

Sasori: Ouch! By cutting wood? I don't think my sentence sounded weird, did it?

Deidara: Hellz yeah! Blowing shit up is da bomb!!

Sasori: Never say that again.

Madara: Good, you better.

Sakura: Uh, no that's okay. You should be nicer to him, because in the end it's just going to be you and him.

Gaara: Holy shit! I love white chocolate cookies! Thanks for your hug. It makes me feel good.

Yes say wat u want sasu-gay, but fyi yaoi is between guys...pft noob and dei-san is WAY cooler then u :P

IHeartDeidaraSan

Sasuke: Yes, I will say what I want, too. And no, yaoi is not in between us, and he is not cooler than me.

Deidara: She has a point, you know…

itachi:youre right paddleball is addicting unfortunately im not good at it.Are you good at it?what is youre record so far?
sasuke:admit you like sakura!
harrison:if sasuke doesnt admit he likes sakura could you force him to admit it?

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Itachi: Yes it is so addicting. But, in order for you to be good at it you have to practice more. As for my record… it is 1041 hits straight.

Sasuke: No! I won't admit that I love Sakura. I'll never tell anyone that I do.



Harrison: I don't know if I could, honestly. He'd probably just lie or something.

HI!! AGAIN!!
Sasuke: u have more than one person who loves u!! My friend Bonnie and I always argues over who loves u more, i always win b/c im better at arguing than her! but i hated u when u left the village!! but i love u again!! yes, the Sharingan is SEXY! but u didnt answer my ?: would it b possible for u to go out on a date w/ me??
Itachi: No, it's not! ur the one who's gay!! and no, i didnt just read the manga!! my friend told me!! u see, my theory was that u killed ur entire clan(except Sasuke) b/c they all laughed at ur gayness and ur father didnt approve of ur lover(Kisame) so u killed them all, and left Sasuke so HE could revive the clan, and joined the Akatsuki to b w/ ur lover!! that was my theory!!
Sakura: no, I'm not. I would of at least go AFTER Sasuke if I claimed to love him instead of just crying to Naruto!!
Ino: i really could care less if u hated my guts or not!!
Naruto: It is!!
Kyuubi: but if Naruto died, wouldnt u??
Tsunade: but I have a fake I.D.!!
TenTen and Neji: I didnt mean to make u guys fight!! I feel really horrible now!!
Neji: If all u need is money, then here!! gives Neji 100 just dont ask where i got it!!
Kiba: Tank you!! i try!!
Gaara:they have those at my school!! my favorite is double choco chip!! here gives Gaara double white choco chip cookies
Jiraya: U R A PERVERT!
Kakashi: u r a pervert 2! but could u teach me Chidori??
thats all for now!!
Kari

RacerGirl936

Harrison: Hello again to you, too.

Sasuke: I know, I should at least. Everyone loves me and that's good enough. Leaving the village made me more sexy, that's why I left.

Itachi: Uh, I'm not gay. Madara secretly -is angry- shed some light on my girlfriend, but at least just a little bit. Well, I think your friend's theory is better than yours at least. I didn't even know Kisame back then, and he's not my lover, he's just my partner that's all.

Ino: So what? I still hate your guts.

Sakura: Yeah, you are! I was too weak back then. I didn't have any special skills that could help them

Naruto: What skills? Like dick-sucking skills?

Sakura: Naruto!! -punches him far.-



Naruto: -hits the wall-. Yeah, it is cool.

Kyuubi: Oh, yeah, I temporarily forgot. But in a few years or so, the seal will weaken completely and I'll be freeeeeee!!

Tsunade: Oh, pshhh! Like that'll work.

Tenten: It's not your fault. It's this lightly-purple pupiled loser's fault.

Neji: You do not have to take the blame, because it belongs to the girl with ugly buns on her head.

Tenten: What was that? Woman hair!

Neji: Oh whatever. At least I have more screen time than you.

Tenten: Little girl!

Neji: Man in disguise!!

Tenten: Gay smile!!

Neji: LEE-lover!!

Tenten: HYUGA-CEST!!

Neji: -gasps and eyes widen- Take that back!! You weapon user…

Tenten: -lunges at Neji. Then makes out with him-

Neji: -makes out with Tenten-

Kiba: That's good. Everyone should try-except Shino.

Shino: …

Gaara: Oh my god!! Thanks! –eats cookies-

Jiraiya: Oh, jeez, uh, thanks?

Kakashi: Oh really, now? Well, since you called me a pervert, hmm, no.-smiles-

Ok, see not a problem, but I had already somehow reviewed that chapter, you must have replaced it... ok... onward.

Hidan- No, I don't like to do what people think Orochimaru-sama does... and without a computer you people must get really bored.

Naruto- Even if youo got Sasuke to come back, the offer with Orochimaru-sama still stood, Sasuke-baka probably would have tried again.


Sasuke-baka- I don't know...

Sakura- It is fun to poke people in the head, you should try it. Oh, and why would it be just me and him?

Itachi-sama- Eh, I can deal with that.

Shino- Life is hard, and yes it is the Dresden Files, but I preffer to read the book, I have my own thoughts on how the characters look so I wouldn't want to ruin it. Also Harry thinks funny things alot.

Orochimaru-sama- I called you Orochimaru-sama before I called Itachi-sama Itachi-sama, but that's because I saw you in the series first, you're still there, so you're still totaly awesome too. Well, only humans have so much thinking and troubles and so on... if you see a rabbit in the forest, does it look like it wonders much? And also if someone saw that rabbit they would just pass it by, but if it as a person, they'd have top know the person's whole life story. You know what I mean?

Kakuzu- I haven't found a good one i a long time, ever sense I got back from Maine that one time I haven't found a good one.

Zetzu- I don't want to be your immortal enemy... I already have one! I don't need two! Don't please! Please? I don't need TWO enemies!

Sincerely,
Rockcrab

Harrison: Oh, yeah, whoops. Error on my part.

Hidan: I don't think a lot of people molest child and life here does get really boring.

Naruto: True dat…

Sasuke: Then don't say shit, loser.

Sakura: No thanks. People always used to always poke me in the head. Well, what I mean by it's just going to be you and him, is that when it comes down to who's our best friend and who's closest to you, it's your brother.

Itachi: Good, you'd better.

Shino: Yes, I agree that it is, especially when you KIBA SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR ALL THE TIME!! But, anyways, I enjoy reading and watching the Dresden files sometimes. Harry is funny sometimes.



Orochimaru: Good, that shows I'm cooler and important than Itachi-kun. Well, you don't know if rabbits have thoughts. Maybe they do or maybe they don't. And I've always wondered if rabbits do wonder much. And you don't really have to know a person's life story.

Kakuzu: I love mini-golf but I hate shitty ones.

Zetsu: Oh, whoops, my bad. I misread the thing. We can be friends, I guess.

Iruka
kisses Iruka on the lips
You're an awesome teacher.
Hardest thing to teach the students?
How many times did you lose it during class?

Jade Maksai

Iruka: -gets kissed- Oh jeez! Uh, thanks? I guess I am an awesome teacher. The hardest thing to teach to the students is concentration and paying attention, and I only lose it when Naruto acts stupid.

Naruto: Iruka-sensei…

Sasuke
sets your pants on fire

Sakura
Why not dye your hair another color?

Kabuto
throws needles at him

A Crazed Sue

Sasuke: What the hell are you doing?! Oh my god!! Oh my god!! Oh jeez!! Ahhhh!! It burns!! Ow! Ow! Ow! AAGGHHHH!!

Sakura: It's not dyed. It's naturally pink.

Kabuto: -dodges senbon and blocks last one with forehead protector- HA! You'll have to do better than that!

Velvet: You dragged me into this.
Jadel is dragging Velvet in.
Jadel: Too bad. Deal with it.
Velvet pouts.
Jadel: Hey Sasgay!
Sasuke: I'm not gay!


Jadel: Whatever emo.
Sasuke grumbles.
Velvet: Hey TenTen. You're so awesome. How long is your hair by the way?
Jadel: Curious aren't you VS?
Velvet: Of course I am.
Jadel looks to Neji.
Jadel: Doesn't it hurt when you have to use your eyes at times?
Velvet: Do you have a crush on TenTen Neji?
Jadel: Neji, what is your most humliating moment? and we're not talking about fights
Velvet: Heh..you're so cute Neji.
Velvet pauses.
Velvet: TenTen & Sakura, would you date Lee?
Jadel: Sakura, how dare you judge Lee because of his bushy brows. Get to know a person first before judging them. Same goes to you Ino.
Velvet: Kabuto, you realize that you have the same name as a poke'mon right?
Jadel throws a pokeball at his head and Velvet hits Jadel with a stick.
Velvet: Fore
Jadel: Wah...
Jadel is sent flying.
Velvet: She'll be back soon.
Velvet chuckles and does an anime sweat drop.
Velvet: How many times have you said the word "Believe it" Naruto?

Everyone: -listens to them argue for awhile-

Sasuke: I'm not gay or emo…

Tenten: Oh thank you. It goes to my mid-back.

Neji: Uh, no. Why do you think it would hurt to do so? And no, I don't. I have a romantic relationship with her. Uh, thanks?

Tenten: Back away from my Neji-kun, and I'm dating Neji so I can't date Lee.

Sakura: Lee's just a good friend that's all.

Lee: -frowns-

Sakura: I did get to know him! And I didn't judge him just on his bushy brows.

Ino: How does this involve me?

Kabuto: I believe the name of the Pokémon you're thinking is Kabutops.



Harrison: I talk about it so free because i kinda sorta got over it... i think. and plus its not cool if i bottle up everything. i still grieve and i forgave my best friend after all she did not know what she was doing but my bros didn't forgive her. if i bottle something up then that will lead me into a phycopathic rage likme sasuke. i may have a lot of hate but they are my parents and they woundn't have want me craving revenge. this has become a therapy session hasn't it? --'

Sasuke: If you don't like tomatoes then what do you like? So then who does Sakura belong with? maybe sasori... I worked at Kishimot-sensei's lil office for summer. i have a history for cool/odd jobs like when i worked as a maid for a rich pervy bastard. its not your fault.

Shikamaru: that a nice thing to hear. now here's a shogi set

Naruto: Gomen ne i didn't mean for it to sound so biting. Sorry Hinata-san didn't mean for you to faint.

Itachi: you like the sandwich? So how life? i am eating yakisoba.

Akatsuki: The imperial palace in japan. i worked as a body guard for a year. it was so boring. as i said before i have a history of cool/odd jobs. the worst was the maid job. Kishimoto-sensei is cool to hang around with. What kind of special skills? i do have a lot of stealth after working as a body guard but opther things are classified with me and the government of japan.

Jiraiya: Pieces like novels.

Tsunade: Sure... He does have sexy legs! they are so smoothe uhg.

Sasori: O thats interesting. nice weather today. you are right art is supposed to last forever because if it didn't then everything will eventually die and there would be no more artam i right?

Deidara: oh thats how you do it. you are so cool. i am sorry but sasori is right art lasts forever because if it didn't then everything will eventually die and there would be no more art.

Mikoto-san: Of coarse she can make darling little babies. she is wonderful she risked her life on many occasions to save the lifes of her friends.

Kakuzu: Gomen ne but i had to do that.

Sakura: Do you really love Sasuke? Did you know there's a rumor serculating that you like naruto? i cannot forgive you if you do. also that you have a boyfriend that is not sasuke and that you are related to Pein or Konan or Orochimaru? Have you evere kissed a girl?

Orochimaru: -whispers- its ok if your gay. instead of the chocolate heres a picture of sasuke naked and a sasuke plushie.


Madara: yet you still took his eye.

Zetsu: Are you happy?

Neji: its really not your fault...

Ten-Ten: Its not Neji's faulth. Please tell him its not his fault.

Karin: I hate you more biotch! i will never die you fuckin whore! Idid work for Kishimoto-sensei and dont you dare mock him even though he gave you my cousins glasses! thats right he put my cousins glasses on your ugly face i have pictures to prove it! if the author wants i can send it to them so they can show you. you bitch!

Harrison: That's good. -

Sasuke: I like tomatoes and Sa- no one! And Sakura doesn't belong with Sasori!

Shikamaru: Thank you but I already have my own set.

Naruto: It's alright; I guess I'll forgive you.

Hinata: Uh, its okay…

Itachi: Hot damn! I love it!! I'm dead, but it's quite peaceful.

Pein: Well, uh, thank you for your career history, and, hmm, we could use a spy like you. You won't actually be in the group but just one of our subordinates. You'll start tomorrow.

Jiraiya: Interesting! A fellow pervert!

Tsunade: Uh, yeah right.

Sasori: Thank you. The weather... I wouldn't know because I'm stuck in this room. Yes, you are right. That is my philosophy.

Deidara: It is pretty cool, and no, Sasori-sama is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG!!

Mikoto: Oh good. Now, she'll help refuel the revolution. Heh heh heh.

Kakuzu: -sniffs- but it was bad…

Sakura: Well, I told him that I was… madly in love with him… I like Naruto as a friend and he's already going out with Hinata.

Hinata: Damn right!



Sakura: Anyways. I'm single and no, I don't think I'm related to Pein, Konan, or Orochimaru… Weirdo.

Orochimaru: I know, I organized the GMK, also known as the Gay Men of Konoha. We currently have 104 members! Oh my god! Thank you so much! Time to break out the toilet paper!!

Madara: I had to, in order to protect my clan.

Zetsu: Uh, I guess I am.

Neji: Tell me… What's not my fault?!

Tenten: It's not your fault, Neji-kun.

Karin: I hate you more than you hate me! I don't even know you and I hate you!! No you didn't work for him!! And these are my original glasses on my original sexy face!!

Suigetsu: -coughs- Yeah right.

Karin: You have no proof!!

Harrison: Oh sweet! Really? I would like to see them!

Alright, I've got something...
Sasuke: This is a serious question. Why would you turn so easily on your own brother? Someone else could have made him do it, you know.
Jiraiya: Did you enjoy training Naruto?
Kushina: If you're alive, than why haven't you tried to find Naruto?
Naruto: Are you mad at your father for sealing the Nine tailed fox inside of you?
Itachi: Who did you dislike more, Madara or your father?
Shisui(screw it if you're dead.):Are you angry with Itachi for killing you?
Sakura: Out of all the Naruto guys, who do you like the most?(Excluding Sasuke)
Shukaku: Even if you hate being contained, did you like your container?
Gaara: If you could kill one person, who would it be?
Tenten: How did you get so awesome at using weapons? Can you teach me?
Hinata: If you could pick one guy other than Naruto, who would it be?

That's all! Rikku-chan, out!

Harrison: Good, you know we like receiving questions.

Sasuke: Ok, let's see. I did it because he was feeding me illusions to hide his real intentions. I know someone else made him do it. Madara told me.

Jiraiya: Yeah, I did simply because he reminds me of the Yondaime.

Kushina: I don't know.



Naruto: No, not really. Well, I was at first, but the fox is what makes me cool.

Shisui: Hellz Yeah! Of course I'm pissed. I didn't get to attack Konoha!

Sakura: Uh, Naruto, I guess, as a friend.

Shukaku: No, I just wanted to eat him or something. I hated being trapped for 15 years.

Gaara: Yondaime Kazekage.

Tenten: I know, because I'm cool like that, and I would teach you but I'm stuck in this place doing this dumb talk show.

Hinata: Uhh… hmm… NARUTO!!

Tsunade: Welll… -ish drunk- Washn't dat a foon chapturr of Askkk Duh Naruuutuh Casht

Jiraiya: Tsunade, you're drunk.

Tsunade: -drunk smile- I knowwww…

Orochimaru: Anyways, leave us your questions. And we'll answer them. Happy 10th chapter anniversary-whatever. Until next time.