(AN: Hey guys! Megan here. Annie, Karra and I haven't ben on in a while, so let's fix that! :D)
Chapter Ten! Dudley Dursley Dies!
So, like, we cornered Dudley in his bedroom, playing on a stolen XBOX One. Karra took her wand out and shouted "Confringo!" at the XBOX One, which totally exploded into flames.
"Noooooo!" Dudley shouted pathetically.
"Hey, umm, just out of curiosity, how were you playing Super Mario Galaxy 3 on an XBOX One?" Meagan asked.
"The same way I fucked Ginny," Dudley replied smugly. "Really, really well."
"WHAT." Harry shouted. "I am going to kill you!" Harry screamed, and fire came everywhere and Harry's eyes looked like they were on fire.
Anna took out her wand and shouted "Conjunctivis!" and then Dudley got pink eye. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he shouted. "SOMEONE HELP ME!" he screamed, as he tried to gouge out his own burning hot eyes. She then ripped off Dudley's pants and saw a small tattoo on the tip of his penis that read "GINNY WEASLEY'S 1,582,246,010,527TH FUCK".
"Harry stared at it for ages. Meagan then took out her wand and pointed it at Dudley's penis. "Diminuendo!" she shouted, Dudley's penis shrinking to only about three inches. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!" Dudley shouted as I removed him of his masculinity using a severing charm. Kerra then cast Draconifors on Harry, turning him into a fire and magic-breathing dragon with huge wings. Dragon Harry burned Dudley to a crisp, making sure that he suffered in the pain of a million Crucio curses at the exact same time.
"I've had it with Ginny!" Harry shouted as he turned back to normal. "I've HAD it with all these guys that Ginny fucked! I promise you, I am going to find every! Single! Person! That fucked Ginny! And I will kill them! I will crush them! I will CRUCIFY them if I had to! And I will fucking LOVE it."
We all cheered him on, kissing his handsome face. Meagan rubbed his crotch and gave him a blowjob while the others French kissed the fuck out of him.