Hello this is wombag1786 here. First off thanks for the feedback on my story (clap clap) seriously with out you fans who gave advice to this story it would fade into obscurity. But back to business I said I was going to post another story this weekend because I have finals this week but load and behold another fucking snow storm canceled school so I decide to edit a 6K chapter into a 3K and release the other half sometime soon. So enjoy (I don't own RWBY or L4D2)
3rd Pov
The group just left the safe house with an unconscious Yang while Blake was sober enough to stay awake but she was still intoxicated. Coach carries Yang while Nick carried Blake the rest of the group covered them from the mud men and zombies.
"Ug this Swamp water isn't doing my suit any favors." Nick complained as he sludge through the swap water.
"Nick your covered in blood and brains and also that crash didn't help the suit what so ever." Weiss said as she shot a few zombies running at them.
"Hey blood and brain's come out of suits, swamp water doesn't, don't ask how I know this." Nick said in his defense.
"Man I'm starting to think that I don't even want to know what you know Nick." Coach said as he sludges by Nick.
The group kept walking till they got onto some dry land. There they spotted a body of a parachuter strung up in the trees. He had an advance sniper rifle on him with a moltov attached to his side.
"Damn why would anyone want to jump out of plane?" Coach Said as he took the moltov and handed Ruby the sniper rifle.
"Yea why would anyone want to be out here with the zombies, bugs, crocs, and blood farmers." Elise said as he shudders at the last one.
"Blood farmers?" Ruby asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"Farmers That don't grow normal crops. They grow people ... to eat." Elise said. Ruby started getting déjà vu of the dream about that monster in the mask.
"Oh my Oum I think I had a dream about them." She say shuddering at the thought of seeing that masked man again. "Hoot Hoot."
She jump on Elise when an owl started to hoot.
"Oh Oum what if their in the trees or in the bush or that down bullhead." She says while shaking like a Scooby-Doo with a now terrified Elise.
"Ruby there's no such thing as ... wait what's a bullhead?" Nick said as he looked over to where Ruby is pointing to see a down airliner.
The group walks over to the plane giving their thoughts on the crash.
"Damn well that's one reason why to jump from a plane." Elise said
"Huh guess walking isn't so bad." Nick said as he climbed over the luggage thrown from the crash.
"Hey nick (hic) you didn't sho sho ... shoot this pilot too did ya (hic)." Drunk Yang said before passing out ... Again.
"Actually Yang has a point you didn't happen to shoot this point to?" Rochelle said looking at the pilot with a bullet hole through his skull.
Nick rolled his eyes as he made it to the middle row seats. Next to the emergency exit was a CEDA agent holding a bottle of green liquid and another uzi.
Nick grabbed the uzi leaving the shotgun in its place and he picks up the bottle to inspect before realizing what it is.
"This is literally a bottle of puke. Why would they have this?" Nick asked in disgust.
Weiss grabbed some papers from the dead agent. She read out loud that if you get vomit from a boomer with out it exploding then the vomit would work like catnip leading the hoard to the vomit area.
"Well that actually smart. I mean it totally gross how they make people carry literal vomit bombs but smart." Weiss stated as she took the bottle from Nick.
"I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm grabbing puke." Weiss said with a cringe as the others laugh at her expense.
Nick pulled the lever for the emergency exit as a loud beeping sound was made when the door was thrown off.
"Ah tits." Nick said as he ran to the end of the wing and started to gun down the hoard to the right with the help of a drunk Blake. She surprisingly shot straighter drunk.
Yang woke up to hear Nick say his one liner "oh I have them see (hic)." She tried to lift her shirt up but Ruby grabbed her hand.
"Yang no and Nick language!" She yells as she picks of the hoard to the left.
The group fought off the undead for five minutes Elise was knocked off the plane by a charger who tried to drown him but was delt with by Ruby's marksmanship.
"Thanks for the assist Ruby!" Elise said before shooting a smoker who had its tongue wrapped around Ruby returning the favor.
"Thanks Ellis. You know what Elise I hate Smokers." Ruby said as she gets the tongue off her and return to the fight.
After the fire fight the group kept walking Nick was holding onto Blake while she slept. She actually purrs in her sleep so that was kinda awkward for Nick but not as weird for Ruby who was dragging Yang through the swamp as she kept talking about how good she was with her tongue or how cute Blake's butt looked up close.
Weiss tried not to puke while Coach was whistling as loud as possible. Elise and Rochelle were shooting at an 'invisible' hunter and Nick hurried up. Ruby was luck that she had headphones on while listening to the tape recorder so she wouldn't have to hear her sister talk about Blakes body in a very descriptive manner ... while drunk. After a short and awkward trip through the swap the group found the swamp village and walked into the safe house.
"Take that you mealy mouthed basters." Nick taunts the infected as he puts Blake down on a bed mattress. She curls up like a cat and began to purr like a form of snoring.
"Language" Ruby retorts as she drags Yang to another mattress while she was talking about Blake bust in a very uncomfortably descriptive way.
Ruby finally got her sister to stop talking about Blake's ass and fall back to sleep after a few minutes. She then walks over to a couch and sits down before sighing why'll rubbing her face.
"All in favor of never letting Yang or Blake drink again say I." Ruby says while rubbing her face. The group groans in agreement as they did not want another one of these episodes with Yang and Blake.
"No one said yes." Ruby said sadly as the sound of Blake's purring and Yangs snoring didn't give anyone any chance of peace and quiet.
Coach offered to stay up and keep an eye out while the rest sleeps. Rochelle took him up on that and sat on the couch with Ruby to the left of her.
"Elise I can't believe I'm saying this but please tell us one of your story's." Nick said as he sat down on the right of a tired Ruby.
Elise attitude changed from a uncomfortable look on his face to a hyper and sparkling eyes like Ruby finding a weapon that makes instant chocolate chip cookies as well.
"Wait you really mean it Nick?" Elise said with sparkles in his eyes.
"I'm going with Nick on this one maybe your story would drown out the noise from those two dolts." Weiss says as she sits down next to Nick.
Elise sat on the kitchen counter and stated his story "Did I ever tell you the time my buddy Keith built a shack. Now normally people build house's that turn into shacks but Keith wanted to jump to the shack part. Now he didn't have wood but he had mud so we were thinking that he was making these Adobe bricks like what people did out west."
Elise continue his story. While Ruby and Weiss slowly start to fall asleep to Elise's story. They eventually fell asleep on Nicks arms. Now normally Nick would get defensive or annoyed by this but he was starting to warm up to the kids, he wrapped his arms around them then fell asleep.
Coach watched as Nick and Rochelle were Practically cuddling with Ruby and Weiss like one big family camp out.
"Sleep well guys after what happened y'all deserve this." Coach mutters to himself as he looked outwards of the safe house window to see the infected walking around the swamp village.
The void
Bill was talking to the two orbs. Apparently they were brothers who created another world but unfortunately that world is under siege by a mad witch by the name of Salem.
"So this Salem causing probables and you can't interfere with becouse of some divine crock of shit reason." Bill said as he exhaled smoke.
"Yes Bill we can't interfere with the world." Said the black orb.
"But we can send a champion to save our world or at least point powerful people in the right direction." The white orb stated.
"Oh yea and who will you send this time." Bill said after a taking a drag from his cigarette.
"We will be sending you to be our champion in this ongoing fight." Both orbs stated together.
This caused Bill to choke on that line. "Wait me why me?" He asked as he regain his composure.
You are a warrior who fears no evil, you fought valiantly and selflessly against unbeatable odds and we owe you a favor." The black orb stated
"What do you mean that you owe me?" Bill question with surprise that two god like beings saying that they owe him.
"The girl you saved in the realm of the Entity was are champion against Salem but she was taken from our world so now we need a temporary replacement till she returns." The white orb said.
Bill thought about the deal that they were about to offer and decided to hummer them. "What do I get in return for helping you."
We will return you to the land of the living but only on Remnant. Your world is beyond our influence. There's also a benefit. What do you humans say sweeten the pot. Your friends was swapped for our champion and her friends and fate will lead you to them in time." The Black orb said.
Bill was shocked. Not only was he going to be alive again but also he can see Zoey, Louis, hell even Francis again.
"Ok send me to your world then." Bill said with a lighter tone in his voice.
"We only got one problem." The white orb said
"By sending you to Remnant you will accidentally bring your wardens with you. So you must kill them before you can reunite with your friends." The black orb said.
Bill pounder this for a moment before he exhaled the smoke. "I once promised a few friends of mine that I'll see peace back on earth even if I had to kill everyone of them basters with my own two hands." He looks down at his hands shaking before closing them to make a fist.
"Well now I promise to send them basters back to their master even with my own two hands." He says as he looks back at the two orbs.
Their was silence before the orbs begin to glow and chant.
"Very well let us begin the ritual." The white orb said.Both orbs started to circle Bill as they start to chant Bill begins to glow.
"By the power we have we the two brothers creator of man and Faunus bestow Opon you Bill Overbeck with gift of life go now and he shall bring peace to remnant even if he has to do it with his own two hands."
Their was a sudden flash of light and Bill was gone.
On Remnant
An old man slept in a dead like state under a tree in the emerald forest west of vale. His fingers twitched before his eyes shot open. He cough and weezed as he picks himself up. It was like breathing air for the first time.
"Ah what (cough) kind of horse shit was that." He said as he stands up he noticed his old keepsake box in front of him.
Inside was his colt 1911, AR-15 (m-16), a few moltov, keys, and a map with glowing marks of the Entity on it and a pack of Rormero cigarettes next to his Special forces branded lighter. Bill took the keys and looked around to see a Harley-Davidson Military Motorcycle.
"You cheeky basters." Bill said as he popped a cig and lit it.
He then walk to the bike and start the engine as he rode of into this strange forest. He went on for a mile or two before noticing that large smoke was coming from the opposite direction from where the Entity's monsters are. His radio turns on and picks up what sounds like a little girl's voice.
"This is atless bullhead 1-865-tango. We been shot down by unknown forces. The grim are approaching and we need back up I repeat we need backup." The radio static gave in and covers the girls S.O.S.
Bill was conflicted, on one hand he should kill these monsters so he can reunite with his friends as soon as possible but on the other hand he will be leaving the innocent to die by the hands of these Grimm.
"Ah horse shit." He says before turning his wheel and heading towards the crash site.
Well that's the end of the chapter. So I want make some things clear about what I'm planning for later chapters. First off I'm going to follow the Left 4 Dead lore. So that means everyone is infected and only a few people can catch the virus and not turn becouse of their fathers D.N.A so Bill coming back as a zombie is a bit to far. Why RWBY group not infected or anyone else on Remnant is well ... spoilers. Secondly about Blake and Yang being a couple in this story totally going to happen I do like the idea of the "Bumblebee" ship. In future story's I may or may not include these ships. Finally due to the storm I may be unable to upload another chapter this weekend. So that's why I cut this story in half but seeing that kinda unfair to you guys I'll give you a hint on what I'm planning next. (Did you know Bill is a ginger before he grew old. Do you know any other redheads who are also badass and without a father or grandfather figures in their life's :p ) I'll let your imagination come up with what I'm talking about. So that's all thanks for Fav/Fol/com.
This is wombag1786 signing off.