On the First Day of Christmas
England made for me
A Plate Full of Scones with Tea
On the second Day of Christmas
Italy shared with me
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plate Full of Scones with Tea
On the Third Day of Christmas
France blew to me
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
On the Fourth Day of Christmas
Russia gave to me
Four Large Sunflowers
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
On the Fifth Day of Christmas
Prussia showed to me his
FIVE AWESOME METERS
Four Large Sunflowers
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
On the Sixth Day of Christmas
Romano sent to me
Six Juicy Tomatoes
FIVE AWESOME METERS
Four Large Sunflowers
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
On the Seventh Day of Christmas
Canada made for me
Seven Maple Pancakes
Six Juicy Tomatoes
FIVE AWESOME METERS
Four Large Sunflowers
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
On the Eight Day of Christmas
Greece gave to me
Eight Purring Kittens
Seven Maple Pancakes
Six Juicy Tomatoes
FIVE AWESOME METERS
Four Large Sunflowers
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
On the Ninth Day of Christmas
America gave to me
Nine Greasy Burgers
Eight Purring Kittens
Seven Maple Pancakes
Six Juicy Tomatoes
FIVE AWESOME METERS
Four Large Sunflowers
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
On the Tenth Day of Christmas
Japan made for me
Ten Yaoi Doujinshis
Nine Greasy Burgers
Eight Purring Kittens
Seven Maple Pancakes
Six Juicy Tomatoes
FIVE AWESOME METERS
Four Large Sunflowers
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas
Hungary shared with me
Eleven Yaoi Photos
Ten Yaoi Doujinshis
Nine Greasy Burgers
Eight Purring Kittens
Seven Maple Pancakes
Six Juicy Tomatoes
FIVE AWESOME METERS
Four Large Sunflowers
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
Hetalia gave to me
Twelve Hours of Happiness
Eleven Yaoi Photos
Ten Yaoi Doujinshis
Nine Greasy Burgers
Eight Purring Kittens
Seven Maple Pancakes
Six Juicy Tomatoes
FIVE AWESOME METERS
Four Large Sunflower
Three Pervy Kisses
Two Bowls of Pasta
And A Plat Full of Sconces with Tea
Emily: TA-DAH! I hope my Awesome Readers liked the song!
Inu-kun: It did not really make sense.
Me: I liked it!
Emily: Hello everyone! I am so-
Malora: *punches Emily*
Emily: OW! What was that for?
Malora: You know why.
Emily: NO! I DON'T!
Malora: *glares*
Emily: Nevermind, I do!
Madeline: I found this - *pulls out a card shaped as a heart* in my pocket.
Emily: THAT'S MINE! *snatches card*
Madeline: Then why was it in MY pocket?
Emily: I borrowed your jacket last time. I probably forgot it there.
Malora: The real question is, WHO is it for?
Emily: NO ONE!
Malora: Seems like Emily has a crush~
Emily: I DO NOT! *blushing*
Malora: Oh~ who can it be~
Emily: B( … B) Prussia.
Malora: *glares*
Prussia: That card is for the awesome me?
Emily: Huh? Oh, no. I just "mentioned" your name for "no reason" B)
Malora: *punches Emily* YOU LITTLE- *continues to beat up Emily*
Emily: AH! NO! OW! THIS IS BULLYING! AHHH! RAPE! RAPE!
Malora: WHAT THE FUCK! I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO YOU! *punches Emily more*
Everyone: …
Emil: This is a Christmas Special.
Emily: SINCE A CERTAIN SOMEONE SAID I HAVE TO!
Malora: I DIDN'T FORCE YOU! I JUST ASKED AND YOU AGREED!
Emily: NU-UH! I SAID I'M NOT SURE! AND THEN YOU STARTED TO FREAK OUT!
Malora: YOU LITTLE LAIR! I DID NOT! I SAID YOU SHOULD AT LEAST DO THE SECRET SANTA!
Me: How long do you think they'll be arguing?
Madeline: Who knows *sigh*
Emil: Imma go on with this! I'm pretty tired right now. So what do we do?
Finland: Well, I still have to prepare for the big day, so would you all like to help me?
Emily: I WOULD!
Malora: What about the Secret Santa?
Emily: Fine~
Malora: Italy!
Italy: Yes Mama Malora?
Malora: Did Emily told you to call me that? ==
Italy: *nods* ve~
Malora: I'll get her later. Here - *hands box to Italy*
Italy: Ve! For me?
Malora: Yeah.
Italy: *opens present* VE~! IT'S PUKI! *takes cat out* Ve~ Thank you Malora! *hugs Malora*
Malora: *pats* Anything for my awesome son!
Emily: Speaking of awesome, I have some special guests~
Emil: More hosts? ==
Emily: No~! Hetalia guests!
Me: But isn't everyone here already?
Emily: Not everyone~ Let me go get them! Oh but before I go, CANADA~
Canada: Eh?
Emily: Here! *hands present* K! I'll be back guys! *runs off*
Canada: *opens present* Eh, it's a book.
Emil: What a lame gift.
Canada: It's call Canada, and it has a picture of me on the cover! *flips through book, gasp* It's all pictures of me! And some are me and everyone else! *smiles*
England: There's some writing on the back of the book.
Canada: Eh? *flips book* Oh! It says:
" Canada, although you may think others forget you, it's not true! Everyone loves you and it seems like YOU don't notice! To prove my point, I made this book just for you. A book about you! And how much we all care for you! I couldn't really afford to buy you something fancy, nor could I make you such a fine masterpiece of something! But I hope this somehow touches your heart...because we all love you. Of course, I couldn't have done this without the people who always are there for you! You should notice more, Matthew.
Love,
Emily~
CANADA FOREVER~
I won't forget you ;)
Everyone: … *tears*
Me: Wow! That was just-
Emil: Cheesy.
Me: Yeah, but it was sweet!
Russia: Mattvey...are you okay?
Canada: *crying* I-I'm fi-fine!
Russia: If Emily made you cry, I can make sure she apologizes! *takes out pipe*
Canada: No! She did *sniff* m-make me cry but *sniff* she made *sniff* me happy!
Russia: ...da? So...you don't want me to make her apologizes for making you cry?
Canada: No. *smiles* I'm happy!
Emily: *walks in* They got lost on their way to th-AH! *tackled into a hug*
Canada: THANK YOU EMILY!
Emily: Uh~ sure! *looks at everyone, mouths: for what?*
Canada: That's the best present I ever got!
Emily: OH! Yeah, no problem~!
Me: That reminds me! Romano!
Romano: What?
Me: Here's your present! *gives present to Romano*
Romano: Hm? *opens gift* It's … a tomato plushie!
Me: Yep! I hope you like it!
Romano: Pft! I have real tomatoes! Hmph.
Me: W-wha~
Romano: BUT I...I like it *blushes looks down*
Me: HA! I knew you would!
France: Oh, Me~
Me: Hm? *turns to France* Yeah?
France: I got you your little gift~
Me: Oh, gee. I wonder what it is *sarcasm*
France: *hands gift to Me*
Me: *opens it* O/O France, you do know I'm a guy! Right?
France: Oui.
Me: THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU GET ME A DRESS?
Malora: *looks at dress* A slutty dress, for that matter.
France: Because you would look lovely in anything~
Madeline: It's France. We should know better.
Taryn: I have Belarus's present! Where is she?
Belarus: Here. But if it's not Brother, then I don't want it!
Emily: Hey! Be happy she even bother to get you anything at all!
Belarus: *glares*
Emily: *hides behind Canada*
Taryn: ^^ I couldn't get Russia for you, but I got you this *takes out a beautiful looking dress*
Emily: Ah! THAT LOOKS SOO PRETTY~
Belarus: Um...thank you *secretly likes it*
Taryn: Go put it on! I want to see how it looks on you!
Belarus: O..okay. *walks away to change*
France: Why don't you we-
Me: No.
France: Bu-
Me: No!
France: It-
Me: NO!
France: *pouts*
Me: But I will on this hat that came along with the dress. Even though it doesn't go with it.
France: :D
Belarus: *walks out*
Everyone: O.O …
Emily: *whispers* She looks prettiful!
Russia: Ah, Belarus you look pretty!
Belarus: R-really? *blushes*
Emily: AH! SHE BLUSHED XD
Malora: *smack* Shut up!
Belarus: Brother! You will marry in this dress you love! MARRY ME BROTHER! MARRY ME!
Malora: Moment ruined.
Emily: Oh! *walks out and comes back with a little boy who looks a bit like Romano*
America: Who's the kid?
Emily: Sicily! He get's to spend Christmas Eve with me! But I have to make sure to take him back home at the end of this day, so he can spend Christmas with his parents!
Sicily: I'm happy to be here Big Sister!
Emily: *squeal* ISN'T HE ADORABLE! He's Morgan and Romano's son! X3
Everyone: HIS SON! *looks at Romano*
Emily: Yep! From another TOD. Now! TIMOTHY!
Timothy: *a little boy walks in carrying some bags* Yes, my Lady?
Emily: *pounces on him* AH! SO CUTE!
Malora: Emily, you are like some pedophile.
Emily: AM NOT! THE KIDS ARE JUST SO CUTE! I'M OVERWHELMED BY THEIR CUTENESS!
Malora: Pedophile. And who's this kid? Germany's son?
Emily: No! He's my slave! My adorable little slave! X3
Malora: Pedo~
Emily: *pouts* Whatever. K kids! Give your present!
Timothy: Sicily. I hope you like these. *hands Sicily a bag*
Sicily: Thank you *looks in bag* They're sweets! And coloring books!
Timothy: *nods*
Nathan: *shyly walks to Timothy* Um...here you go *gives a Christmas card*
Timothy: Thank you! It's really, pretty and it even lights up!
Emily: CAN I SEE IT?
Timothy: Um...no?
Emily: Fine.
Kasumi: Ah! I forgot to get Nathan a present! TT^TT …
Vietnam: Don't cry, Kasumi. *picks up her daughter*
Nathan: It's okay, Kasumi. *little blush* I-If you just be my friend, that would be a good present. *looks away*
Kasumi: Really?
Nathan: *shyly nods*
Kasumi: *jumps out of Vietnam's arm and hugs Nathan*
Nathan: Ah! *blushes*
Kasumi: I'LL BE YOU'RE FRIEND, NATHAN! *gives a little kiss on Nathan's cheek*
Nathan: *blushes intensely*
Everyone: AW~
Sicily: ^^ Um, Kasumi?
Kasumi: *turns around and runs to Sicily* Yeah?
Sicily: Present! *shows a little box*
Kasumi: OH! What is it! *opens box and takes out a green ribbon* A ribbon! It's pretty!
Prussia: Hey! I want my present! So who's gonna give the awesome me his awesome present!
Emily: B) He will. *points to door and two Ancient men walk in* (A/N: Sorry if I end up doing their personalities wrong ==)
Italy: Ve? GRANDPA ROME! *hugs his grandfather*
Rome: Italy~ *pets his grandson* My adorable little grandson~
Romano: *glares at Rome*
Prussia: *stares at Germania* V-v-vati! B-but how?
Emily: IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! *cough* Authoress powers *cough*
Germania: I have your Christmas present *gives Prussia a crop* (A/N: Who knows what I'm talking about =w=)
Prussia: *staring at the crop* I-it's ….
Germania: Do you remember what happen to the last one?
Prussia: *glares at England*
England: DON'T SAY ANYTHING!
Malora: I am so confused.
Emily: I'm not ^^
Rome: Germany~ *puts arm around Germany* Here's your gift! It will be useful, I promise!
Germany: *receives a stack of books*
Emil: *leans in, takes the books and reads their titles* "How to get a women in bed" , "Ten easy ways to make a girl yours", "MAKE 'EM SCREAM", "Put your d-WOAH! What the hell? *gives Germany his "books" back*
Rome: Just helping~
Germany: *facepalm*
Emily: HEY! WHERE ARE THE HOSTS/HOSTESS GIFTS?
Prussia: I have Malora's!
Malora: *glares at Emily* You so rigged this!
Emily: DID NOT!
England: Emily, you're gift.
Emily: *blushes* Maybe. What did you get me England?
England: My chocolate that you seem so fond of.
Emily: CHOCOLATE!
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL ENGLAND!
England: At least she likes something that I make!
America: Something is really wrong with this girl.
Malora: You noticed.
Prussia: Here bitch! Your gift.
Germania: *smack Prussia*
Prussia: Ow!
Germania: Manners. *glares at Prussia*
Prussia: O-O...F-fine. Here. *give Malora her present (was planning to throw it at her)*
Malora: Germania seems cool *grins, opens gift* ...What...the...FUCK IS THIS?
Prussia: Kesesese~ *runs away*
Taryn: What is it?
Malora: IMMA KILL YOU PRUSSIA! YOU DISGUSTING ASSHOLE!
Madeline: KIDS! KIDS!
Malora: Oh! Yeah, forgot. *looks at kids, who aren't really paying attention* I swear I'm going to make him suffer.
Emil: Let me guess. He got you a slutty dress.
Malora: Yeah.
Emily: I bet Spain got one for Romano!
Spain: Ah~ Emily don't ruin the surprise~!
Romano: FUCK YOU BASTARD! YO-
Madeline: KIDS!
Romano: S-sorry...*mumbles* Stupid bastard.
Emily: *sigh* So the like the Bad Touch Trio to get practically the same gift for their lovers.
Malora&Me: I AM NOT HIS LOVER!
Malora: *punches Emily* How *punch* many *punch* times *punch* do I *punch* have to *punch* tell you *punch* TO SHUT UP *punch* ABOUT THAT! *PUNCH*
Emily: Imma have a bruise~ TT^TT
Malora: Good. Sorry. Just eat your damn chocolate or something.
Emily: I want tea!
Timothy: I'm on it, my Lady! *rushes out to make tea*
Emil: And who was suppose to give me my gift?
Emily: Um *looks at paper* ...um Poland!
Poland: Like, I so got him a totally cute present! *drags Emil away*
Emily: Where is he going with him? *shrugs* Eh.
Austria: Madeline, with the help of Emily-
Emily: Bastard.
Austria: *ignores* I made you a two rooms. One room that is completely white with a black piano in the middle. And a black room with a white piano.
Emily&Me: HetaOni~ Q~Q
Madeline: Thank you!
Russia: Taryn.
Taryn: Yes, Russia?
Russia: *gives sunflower* Will you become o-
Emily: Don't finish that sentence!
Russia: ^^ Kolkolkol~
Liechtenstein: Mr. Inu-kun I made you this outfit. I hope it fits you well.
Inu-kun: Why thank you, Liechtenstein dear.
Emily: Inu-kun has a soft spot for little Lily~
Inu-kun: *glares at Emily* Another word from you and I will take away your chocolate.
Emily: NO! *hides behind England*
Hungary: Oreo, my yaoi-loving friend! I bet you can tell what I got you *gives pictures of everything that she recorded*
Oreo: *nods* Thank you. I'll share these with Bagel.
Taryn: Where's Finland?
Madeline: He's probably getting ready for tonight.
Emily: No, he won't B)
Malora: God I know that face. What the hell are you thinking?
Emily: Kukukuku~
Poland: Like, there!
Everyone: *all heads turn to Emil who's wear a Pink Lolita Dress and has his hair in two tiny pig tails and also wearing some pink high heels* … *laugh their buts off*
Emil: I'm going to kill you Poland!
Poland: Like, no way! You're totally fab in that!
Emil: *glares*
Emily: AND WE'RE OFF TO SAVE (probably ruin) CHRISTMAS!
Everyone: What?
Now that I got off my lazy ass, I wrote! Join me later tonight, so I can post the chapter where we all take over Finland's job!
Everyone: WHAT?
See you later, and have an AWESOME CHRISTMAS!