Hey party people!

This is another little contribution to one of my obsessions of the moment: Bamon!

Obv I own nothing, the song is Carrie Underwood's 'Cowboy Casanova', the characters are all the CW's and originally L J Smiths...yadayadayada...

The song really reminds me of Damon and I hope that someone makes a Bamon themed music video to it one day

I think I'm alittle in love with Stefan, don't get me wrong Damon's THE one but hot damn I swear some of the stuff Stefan comes out with makes me want to do a Katherine and commit my heart to them both. If you can't tell I've been watching Youtube.

At this very moment, as I'm constantly changing my mind, when the show comes back I would like Stefan to get to keep Elena and Tyler to come back for Caroline and of course Bamon 3

On a personal rant side I'm not really sure what I'm doing with my life right now...I'm hoping I'll figure it out soon cause my very own blue eyed devil is officially awol and while I'm not exactly heartbroken any more I'm just aloof, but, yeah, enough about me.

Thanks for all the adds and reviews, they make me :)

Enjoy although be warned that this is not my best work and I'm not quite sure how I feel about it! xoxo

P.S. On a Gossip Girl note- I think I'm starting to fall for Dair but what I really want to happen is for Chuck to wake up and go and kiss Blair like the suns not gonna rise ever again. AND WHY THE HELL WAS MATT'S FIRST COMMENTS IN REGARDS TO CAROLINE BEING A VAMP ABOUT HIS SISTER? STRANGE...Roll on six weeks.


Cowboy Casanova


Bonnie had had more then enough. Since they had arrived at the Grill for the hoedown themed night Elena and Damon had done nothing but argue while having hot, angry sex with their eyes and poor Stefan was standing on the sidelines. It may not have been her place but Bonnie couldn't let her friend mess up the good thing she had going with Stefan just because he was more lamb then lion. So when she was asked to sing there was only really one song she could do that suited her mood and her outfit.


As the music started up and the 'woah-ooooh-ohs' coursed through the thick, alcohol scented air Bonnie had her back to the audience. Her hands raked through her hair as she threw her hips from side to side and moved lithely before spinning just as she opened her mouth to sing.

You better take it from me,

She held a finger up as if she was offering advice.

that boy is like a disease

She threw her hand out to the side as if she was dashing the imaginary boy away.

You're running, you're trying,

you're trying to hide
And you're wondering why you can't get free

She started sliding her body down, letting her legs open for a quick second before shutting them while blowing a kiss to the audience.

He's like a curse, he's like a drug

Her mouth twisted as her fingers raked through her hair and her body moved with confidence.

You get addicted to his love
You wanna get out but he's holding you down
'Cause you can't live without

one more touch...

She ran her hand through her hair down her chest to rest on her belt buckle while bucking her hips from side to side. Before curling her fingers in the shape of a gun and blowing. She winked while flicking her hair as her body swayed. Smiling she caught Caroline's eyes in the audience, both girls were thinking the same thing, tenth grade cheer-camp. With a deep breath and a final thought of now or never she let her voice get louder.

He's a-

Bonnie points straight at her target causing all heads to whip round to gaze at a confused Stefan Salvatore. For a second the crowd looks back at her and follows the direction of her point again just to make sure she doesn't mean Damon who is standing right next to him.

good time cowboy casanova
Leaning up against the record machine
Looks like a cool drink of water
But he's candy-coated misery

She shook her head, lowering her lashes dramatically as if she couldn't understand why any man could have such an effect on her.

"If eyes could rape," Tyler laughed at the sex faces Bonnie was making at Stefan while Jeremy's jaw dropped watching the green eyed minx on stage.

He's the devil in disguise
A snake with blue eyes

Her mouth pouted making her pink lips look more kissable then ever.

And he only comes out at night

She shook her head saucily letting her hair whip around her face as she smiled knowingly.

Gives you feelings that you don't want to fight

She flicked her eyes in Stefan's direction again as if she was warning him.

You better run for your life

Walking down the stage stairs as the second wave of 'oh's' coursed through the air, she went right up to Stefan, stopping directly infront of him with such sassy swagger that a couple of men in the room nearly had heart attacks.

Bonnie wants to hug him as his face lights up with the coy smile he is known for. The one that never quite reaches his eternally sad brown eyes. Instead she smirks sexily at him and runs a finger down his chest as her body moves.

Stefan stiffens and from the corner of her eye Bonnie can see Elena glaring holes into the side of her face from her place besides Damon. It makes her want to laugh but she never takes her gaze from Stefan as she croons:

I see that look on your face

Pushing her legs flush against his, her lower half rubs against Stefan's as she turns her head and sings straight in Elena's face.

You ain't hearing what I say

Bonnie grabs Stefan's belt buckle as if she was making a point. It's then that she spots the grim line of Damon's mouth and the glare in his icy blue eyes.

So I'll say it again
'Cause I been where you been
And I know how it ends
You can't get away
Don't even look in his eyes

She shimmied her chest briefly letting her back lean against the cool leather of Damon's jacket as her eyes roamed down Stefan's chest. She wondered briefly why Damon didn't move.

He'll tell you nothing but lies

Grabbing one side of her hips Stefan swung Bonnie so that her leg lifted around his middle. She smiled leaning back and lifting her arm so that it made a twirling motion in the air as she rocked against him.

And you wanna believe
But you won't be deceived

Staring straight in Stefan's eyes she smiled loving that he understood and that he was playing along.

If you listen to me
And take my advice

He's a good time cowboy casanova

In one move Bonnie pulls apart Stefan's shirt sending buttons flying all over the floor while the crowd howled.

Jenna made a effort to cover her eyes but her fingers splayed as she snuck a look. Damn. Boys weren't made like that in her day.

Stefan's abs looked rock hard and the definition of chiseled. Bonnie ran her hand down his pecs pouting at the crowd as she slid down his body.

Leaning up against the record machine
Looks like a cool drink of water
But he's candy-coated misery

She grabbed her hair and let her eyes widen before smiling:

He's the devil in disguise
A snake with brown eyes

She crooned grabbing his face between her hands as if she was going to kiss him before abruptly dropping her hold and smiling at him with a shake of her head that screamed 'wait'

.

And he only comes out at night
Gives you feelings that you don't want to fight
You better run for your life

Bonnie slides her back against his naked torso as she twisted her head back to bite his earlobe.

Run run away
Don't let him mess with your mind

For a second Bonnie allows her gaze to rest on Damon before turning her full attention back to the younger Salvatore as she gyrated and strutted around him.

He'll tell you anything you want to hear
He'll break your heart
It's just a matter of time
But just remember

He's a good time cowboy casanova

She threw her head back, letting her curls cascade down her back as she tipped the mic and felt his strong hands wrap around her stomach.

Leaning up against the record machine
Looks like a cool drink of water

Without turning Bonnie reached behind her and took off Stefan's hat before putting it on her own head. She turned in the circle of his arms so that she was facing him again.

But he's candy-coated misery
He's the devil in disguise
A snake with blue eyes
And he only comes out at night
Gives you feelings that you don't want to fight
You better run for your life

Her voice sounded husky as she slid to her knees right infront of Stefan and made a lasso motion in the air making him smile as she shook her shoulders and grabbed the hand he extended. Sliding up his body she panted out the last lyrics.

Oh you better run for your life

Oh you better run for your life
Oh you better run for your life

As the crowd erupted she smiled at Stefan and said "thanks cowboy." Without looking at Damon she took the glass of Whiskey out of his hand and downed it. Leaving the grill she hoped that Elena would leave Damon alone and realise how sexy her boyfriend was, pushing down the feeling that there was another reason why she wanted the brunette away from the blue eyed Vampire. A reason that felt a lot like jealousy.