DISCLAIMER THINGY!! I dont own warriors!
Happy Belated Thanksgiving! We got a new temporary host until the new one comes. The Host isDramatic SilenceSTOP WITH THE DRAMATIC SILENCE ALREADY!!!!Dramatic silence stopsTAINTED SHADOW REBEL!!!!!!! She will be here to promote Welcome to Warrior High for the next two episodes. I have already decide who is coauthoring for the special, and they wil be host for that episode. After that we will get a new host.
Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Welcome to DESTROY ANNOYING WARRIORS!!!!!
Avril Lavigne plays in the background
CL: Please give a warm welcome to our temporary host, TAINTED SHADOW REBEL!!!!!
TSR: Read Welcome to Warrior High people! Our I shall unleash Ravenkitty on you!
Ravenkitty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GAME SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH TIME TO BE GAY YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Today we will welcome back our four-time killer: AMBEREYES!!!!!!!
Ambereyes: I, using the almightyness of my cat form, will MURDER THAT RETARD CLAWFACE!!!!!!!!
Spottedleaf: Flamers! ATTACK!!!!!
AUTHORESS: YAY!!!! A USE FOR LAVINA!!!!!!!
Spottedleaf and Ambereyes tie up Clawface with cables made of iron, and attach obscenely large and heay weights on the ends. The Flamers light him on fire and he roasts like a marshmellow.
Ambereyes: Firestar, Graystripe, ATTACK!!!!!
Firestar and Graystripe haul out the kittypet food cannon, and shoot kittypet food at Clawface. Leafpool likes kittypet food, so she tries to eat Clawface. She catches on fire and turns into Chinese Chicken.
TSR: Back and better than ever, IIIIIITTTTTTSSSSS GHOSTKIT!!!!
Ghostkit: I liked how you killed Crowfeather. LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!!
Ghostkit sells Crowfeather to a bunch of cannibalistic cats for 999 octillion dollars. They shove an apple in Crowfeather's mouth and put him on a dinner plate. Atom by atom, he is extremely slowly and excruciatingly painfully devoured.
Cinderpelt's Loyalty: Welcome back young miss Silvermoon Dragoneye!!!
SD: KILLFESTIVAL!!!!
Stoneteller is thrown in the Cave of Pointed Stones, where all the pointed stones jump on him. Brook roasts him over a pit of Magma and force feeds him to Night of No Stars.
Hawkfrost and Tigerstar go on a date with Nightcloud and she attempts to imitate my friend Laney and fails miserably. She sings a really bad Soprano and Tigerstar and Hawkfrost drop dead in disgust. They wind up back in the Dark Forest, where Rainwhisker drops a branch on them, and starts to imitate Adam and Andrew.
Tainted Shadow Rebel unleashes all the characters from Welcome to Warrior high who boil Nightcloud in hot chicken broth with onins, carrots, basil, and assorted indian spices which makes Nightcloud turn into ham. They force feed Nightcloud to Breezepaw, who drops dead because she tastes like my cat.
Steeltalon roasts Ashfur over a slow fire until all but his heart is ash. She throws them into a lake filled with toxic chemicals and feeds the heart to Thousand Dragon and Thunder wolf, who have rabies.
Heatherpaw pops out randomly and when Kestralpaw tries to flirt with her, she cries out: I AM GAY!!!!! and shoves jalepenos down his throat. Kestrelpaw is a nerd so he runs around using big words and runs into a randomly placed brick wall.
Russetfur shows up and Tainted Shadow Rebel throws Leafpool at her, causing an explosion.
TSR: Read Welcome to Warrior High!!!!!
It's Snowing outside! YAY!!!! Remember, for the special you can kill not just a cat but a flamer too!! REVIEW AND YOU GET A LEAFPOOL PLUSHIE!!! IT COMES WITH DYNAMITE TO BLOW IT UP!!!!!!