"Welcome back to The FWAs, which is sponsored by Samsung Galaxy!" Bubbles exclaimed, "The preferred phone of Junkrat!"
We come back to the audience, where Mr. TV is standing with a microphone once more. On his waist is a replica of The World Heavyweight Championship.
"Hello everyone, welcome back to the show!" He announced to everyone. "The World Champion...is a treasured part of any company. They are the TOP banana, no matter HOW they won. This moment is for the TOP GUYS in the federation...although even the ladies have gotten in on the world champion affair."
As Mr. TV says this, a slow "SAMUS! SAMUS!" chant breaks out in the audience.
"The nominees for World Champion of the Year goes to..."
World Champion of the Year:
WWT – Naruto Uzumaki
TWAE – Nick Wild
PCUW – Eddy
NCW – Crash Bandicoot
UEPW – Joe Carroll
UCA – SUPER Mario
CEW – Mercury Black
GAIA – Tina Armstrong
CWF – Kira Yagami
UWE – Jason Grace
AWE - Slade
CCW – Ben Tennyson
WWE – Dan Kuso
DFW - Godot
"And the winner is..."
Mr. TV removes his World Title belt, looking at the leather insides of it...
...and he flips the belt around to show its leather inside, revealing...
...a red cap with an "M" on it...
"SUPER MARIO!"
From the back, one could hear a man screaming at the top of his lungs...which confused the masses. But they still gave loud boos for the plumber.
Mario then walked out onto the stage, his expression stoic as he takes the FWA from Mr. TV and walks to the podium...
"...It's about time you all came to your senses. It's about time that you all recognized the GREATNESS of my title reign! Do you know how long I held that title? DO YOU? I held the UCA World Heavyweight Championship for FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY DAYS. 430 DAYS! OVER A YEAR! That is almost IMPOSSIBLE anymore with any title, let alone a WORLD TITLE! Yet I DID IT! I DID IT DESPITE ALL YOUR FEELINGS! WHY?! BECAUSE I'M-A THE GREATEST CHAMPION EVER! THE CHAMPION OF LIFE! MR. NINTENDO! AND THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! This FWA shows that when it comes to World Championships, NO ONE carries them with the prestige more than I do! I am the GREATEST YOU ALL WILL EVER SEE! No one will ever come CLOSE to what I've-a done, the World Champion of the Year...
...but it's not enough! IT'S NOT ENOUGH! Not after what happened at Final Clash, because I should be ACCEPTING this award as WORLD CHAMPION. Or even TAG TEAM CHAMPION! NOT BELTLESS! I DESERVE A BELT! I ALWAYS DO! BUT I'VE BEEN ROBBED! ROBBED I SAY! AND THIS WILL NOT STAND! This FWA will NOT satisfy me, because the only thing that will...is GETTING MY BELT BACK! And I will address that on Flame, but for now...realize that this FWA is the beginning of me getting my title back! Of me reestablishing myself as the best! WHY?! BECAUSE I'M-A SUPER MAAARRIIIOOOOO!"
Mario then held up his FWA with an angry expression as boos rained down from the crowd before he walked off stage...
Back to the commentary table, we have Dashie, Cinema Snob, and Batista ready to call the next match...
"Does anyone see a man backflipping near the gorilla position?" Snob said. "I see the curtain moving...and some motions that look like a black guy doing flips."
"Does it matter?" Batista asked. "The next match is coming up. Stop with your fantasies."
"And the next match IS GONNA BE HYPE!" Dashie shouted. "The WORLD TITLLLLE! DUBYA-DUBYA-TEE! Naruto vs. Tommy Oliver! HAAAP!"
"The WWT World Title gets ONE last hurrah." Said The Snob. "WWT World Heavyweight Championship. He faces Tommy Oliver, The XCF legend and Power Ranger legend."
"Hey he can whup ass." Said Batista. "But can he beat Naruto? I dunno...Naruto's racked up World Titles in every company he's ever gone to save UCA. I think his star...and his legend...might be better. Although why is he in the Hall of Fame right now?"
"I dunno, but he does deserve it." Cinema Snob said...
Iki isoide shiboritotte
Motsureru ashi dakedo mae yori
Zutto sou, tooku he
Ubaitotte tsukandatte
Kimi ja nai nara
Imi wa nai no sa
...as out comes The CHAMP himself, Naruto! The man who beat Danny Phantom holds his belt up to a HUGE mixed reaction from the fans...though the crowd is DEFINITELY on his side right now.
"Naruto Uzumaki! Defeator of Danny Phantom and the last man to ever hold The WWT World Heavyweight Championship!" Exclaimed Cinema Snob. "Mr. TV granted ONE MORE MATCH for this belt to be defended in. And Naruto gets one last night to hold the match."
"Naruto is a Hall of Famer now...though he's a Hall of Famer before getting a WWE Hall of Fame induction." Batista snickered. "Ha."
"He's held MANY World Titles in this business." Said Cinema Snob. "He's an ALL TIME great."
"He's also over-saturated." Batista said. "The guy is EVERYWHERE. I can't go TEN SECONDS without seeing him somewhere. Talk about RWBY being everywhere...THIS guy wrote the BOOK. Oh YAY...another Naruto World Title reign. I don't HATE the guy...just want some variety."
"Well when you're good, Dave...you're good." Snob shrugged. "You know the deal, Mr. World Champ."
"Yeah...that's true." Dave snickered.
Naruto gets on the top of the near left corner and holds his belt up high for everyone to see. "WWT! WWT!" chants break out when Naruto gets on the mat. His music dies, and he awaits his opponent...the ninja stretching his legs as he watches the stage...
Crowd: WWT! WWT!
"The crowd firmly with WWT tonight." Said Snob. "But hey...I think we are getting a big reaction for the next guy coming out..."
And indeed, when that familiar riff to "Go Go Power Rangers" begins, the crowd goes WILD!
They've got a power and a force
that you've never seen before.
They've got the ability to morph
and to even up the score.
The crowd delivers a MASSIVE POP, where everyone gets on their feet for the MMPR legend...
No one can ever take them down
the power lies on their side.
...Onstage, comes the LEGEND himself. Oliver, wearing a white and green version of his normal wrestling gear, raises his right hand in the air...which brings lightning down from the rafters to CRASH into his fist! Tommy looks at his fist, then looks at Naruto in the ring with a smirk, and throws his fist forward to PUNCH the air. The MMPR Movie Remix plays for the crowd as Tommy now heads down the ramp, high-fiving as many fans a she can. Then he gives a few replica White Ranger helmets to some kids in the front row.
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
"Tommy Oliver, signed to WWE Animated thanks to the draft a while back, is representing WWE here...but make no mistake, who one represents matters NOT." Said The Snob. "He is a big legend in the...hopefully not defunct XCF."
"Yeah he's BIG..." Said Batista. "He's a great...legend, I guess...but WHY is HE fighting for the belt? This is WWT's FINAL MATCH...and it's against a guy from another company. What, did TW show bias to try and show Tommy's in WWE?"
"Nothing like THAT, Dave you paranoid freak." Said The Snob. "Naruto even expressed interest in fighting him. So what? It's a going to be a GREAT MATCH. Would it better with a WWT guy in there? Yeah. But it's too late now. No need to try and fix what isn't broken."
"Plus IT'S NINJA VERSUS RANGAAA!" Exclaimed Dashie. "SO HYPE! This is like a DREAM FIGHT!"
"It IS a dream fight." Said Snob. "Hasn't happened in ACW or XCF. TW helped set up TWO big dream fights tonight."
"I'm not saying the match will be BAD...just a WWT guy in it would be more respectful." Said Batista.
Tommy gets in the ring, going to the near right corner and leaning in it. The music dies down, leaving the only sound in the arena being the crowd chanting, "NARUTO!" "OLIVER!" "NARUTO!" "OLIVER!" The referee, (former Toon Hardcore Chanpion) Leslie Anderson, stays in the middle as the WWT Announcer begins the introductions.
"The following contest is scheduled for one-fall...and it is for The World Wrestling Television World Heavyweight Championship! In this corner...introducing the challenger...from Angel Grove...Tommy Oliver!"
The crowd gives a loud reaction for Tommy, who raises a fist in the air and plays to the crowd. And then he announces the next person...
"...and his opponent...in this corner...he is The WWT World Heavyweight Championship...Naruto Uzumaki!"
A HUGE reaction plays for Naruto; more mixed for Naruto, but still a majority of cheers!
"A HUGE fight, folks!" Exclaimed Dashie. "IT'S HAPPENIN'! WWT WORLD TITLE BI-"
"Now WAIT one patty flippin' minute! YOU AREN'T HAVING THIS MATCH WITHOUT ME!"
"WHAT?" Dashie yelped as the crowd popped even LOUDER.
"Oh GOD!" The Snob looked around as the voice that came from backstage was VERY familiar.
"HAHA! YES! YES I KNOW WHO THAT IS!" Batista shouted. "WE ALL DO!"
"Holy Diver" by DIO plays to a MASSIVE POP...
Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me
Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean
Gotta get away
Holy Diver
...AND OUT COMES THE NEW HALL OF FAMER, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. THE CROWD'S GONE MENTAL! And Tommy and Naruto looks to the stage, watching as SpongeBob marches out with a mic!
"JUST newly minted Hall of Famer SpongeBob!" Exclaimed Snob. "He said we aren't having this without him! WWT legend! FORMER multi-time WWT World Champion!"
"You BET we aren't!" Exclaimed Batista.
The crowd, despite him being a heel in XCW, STILL gives him a huge pop! SpongeBob walks around with a mic onstage, pacing back and forth.
"Now...this...is for The WWT World Title...the FINAL MATCH of WWT...and you didn't invite ME." SBSP said. "That ALMOST hurts, Uzumaki. ALMOST...because I know one thing you like...and that's a challenge. Now if you wanna fight Spandex Jesus, I won't stop ya. But I'll be DIPPED IN TARTAR SAUCE and fed to BUBBLE BASS before you have this match without ME...the guy who MADE WWT what it is! The guy who JUST got into the Hall of Fame! And as well...the guy who YOU never faced before, Naruto."
"It's true..." Snob said. "SpongeBob and Naruto never fought in WWT, especially for that belt."
"...So come on, blondie...I asked TW, and he told me that only YOU and Mr. TV can tell me 'Yes' or 'No'. So TV...YOU TOO...I wanna know what's more important to you...a cheap one on one to fulfill some dream match nobody ever mentioned? Or...respecting our legacy by adding in the ICON of WWT?"
"What's it gonna be, Uzumaki?" Asked Batista. "You better say yes!"
And the crowd wholeheartedly agreed, with loud chants of, "YES! YES! YES! YES!"
Naruto looked at Tommy, who shrugged and said it was up to Naruto. And then Naruto looked into the crowd at Mr. TV. The owner of WWT looked around, hearing the crowd cheer for the possibility of a Triple Threat. And then the boss said, "All up to you, Naruto..."
"The weight of the world on Uzumaki now..." Snob said. "Let's see what he says...but I think it's obvious what the RIGHT option is. I'd rather a riot not start here...or for some fans to start crapping on the match."
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES!
And so, Naruto had one choice on his mind. He made up his mind.
...He walks to the ropes, and raises his title belt in the air. And then, he shouts, "GET ON IN HERE! I'LL BEAT YOU BOTH IN THE RING, BELIEVE IT!"
"ALRIGHT!" Batista cheered along with the crowd.
"YES!" Dashie yelled. "WE GETTIN' A THREE WAY...wait hol' up, pause..."
"Was it even a SHOCK?" Snob shrugged. "The kid would fight a one-hundred story OGRE just to prove that he's strong and can beat the challenge. But still...we're getting a TRIPLE THREAT!"
SpongeBob, now sliding into the ring, walks towards the announcer and tells him to announce him up. The WWT Announcer does so proudly.
"And his other challenger...from Bikini Bottom...The ICON of WWT...SpongeBob SquarePants!"
The sponge lifts a hand in the air, popping ANOTHER loud cheer from the crowd. He lowers his hand, and the referee Leslie Anderson lifts The WWT Title in the air...
"Ladies & Gentlement, WWT's legacy ends here...so let's see it go out WITH A BANG!" Snob exclaimed. "TITLE ON THE LINE! THREE Hall of Famers in ONE match!"
"LET'S...DO...THE THANG!" Dashie said, heavily censoring himself as the bell rings!
When the bell rings, SPONGEBOB RAN AND CHOPPED TOMMY IN THE THROAT!
"And already out the gate, SpongeBob taking advantage with a HUGE chop to Tommy's THROAT!" Exclaimed The Snob.
Tommy holds his throat for a brief moment, then throws a chop at SpongeBob's head! The sea creature holds his head...body...whatever...and then throws a spinning kick! Tommy blocks that, then delivers a Roundhouse to the face! SpongeBob spins with that, using the momentum from the hit to send him around so he can throw his own kick to the head at Tommy! Naruto, seeing this exchange of strikes, runs over and Dropkicks-SpongeBob ducks and TOMMY gets hit! He is sent to the corner, and SpongeBob throws a forearm that Naruto ducks. Naruto JABS his palm into the gut of SpongeBob. And now the two engage in a fast hand to hand battle that sends them to the middle of the ring! The two are an even match, both blocking one another's strikes as fast as they can throw them.
"This is like a KARATE fight!" Exclaimed Dashie mimicked trying to throw hands like karate masters.
"And SpongeBob and Naruto, going at it one on one right now!" Said The Cinema Snob.
Tommy, though, feeling left out now that he recovered, ran forward and front flipped. Once he landed in-between Naruto and SpongeBob, he jumped into the air and SPLIT KICKED them both in their faces!
"And Tommy, not to be OUTDONE, just kicks BOTH of them down!" Exclaimed Snob.
"What a VICIOUS kick to the face for BOTH of them!" Dashie said. "They got some facial features rearranged!"
(*SKIP*)
Tommy lifts up Naruto and Irish Whips him. Uzumaki comes back, and Tommy goes down for a Back Body Drop. Naruto, though, slides across Tommy's back and lands behind Tommy! And after that, Naruto runs and leapfrogs over Tommy to deliver The Konoha Bulldog (Leapfrog into One Handed Bulldog)! He is about to go for a pin, but SpongeBob runs at hum and leaps over him. He pulls Naruto off of Tommy and Oklahoma Rolls him! 1...2-Naruto kicks out, and SpongeBob gets up. NINJA KICK (Superkick) is caught! SpongeBob wags his finger and pulls Naruto to him, grabbing the neck with his right arm! The crowd pops, but Naruto elbows SpongeBob off. The sponge stumbles off of Naruto AND GETS DROPKICKED by Tommy!
"Tommy Oliver with a NICE recovery and able to take some control away from SpongeBob, though it's NARUTO who ultimately has the most power in this match right now!" Said The Snob.
"He was TRYING for that Bikini Bottom (Rock Bottom), but Naruto fought out of it." Batista said. "Smart little bugger."
(*SKIP*)
Tommy gets to his feet, and Naruto goes for a Fireman's Carry...but Tommy escapes and slides under the ring. He gets on the apron, and SpongeBob BATTERS Naruto from behind with two forearms to send him to his knees! And then he goes to pick up Tommy from the apron-KICK TO THE HEAD! Tommy quickly dazes SquarePants with a kick to the head, and SquarePants goes to a knee. Tommy then heads off the apron to recover but he DOESN'T REACT IN TIME TO NARUTO RUNNING UP THE SQUARE, SPONGEY RAMP AGAINST THE ROPES AND FLIPPING OFF FOR A SENTON DIVE ONTO TOMMY OLIVER!
"WHAT A DIVE!: Exclaimed The Snob. "Did you see how he just used SpongeBob as a TOOL?"
"I KNOW." Said Dashie. "That was FRESH."
"SpongeBob didn't like ANY of that one bit." Said Batista as SpongeBob just crossed his arms as Naruto pumps his fists and screams, "BELIEVE IT! DATTEBAYO!" to the crowd.
(*SKIP*)
Tommy tries to stand up outside, and Naruto Irish Whips him to the barricade! Naruto runs forward, but Tommy runs a very short distance forward and catches Naruto! And he REVERSE STO into the barricade! Naruto smashes his head into the barricade, and Tommy gets up and GETS A MASSIVE DIVING HEADBUTT FROM SPONGEBOB JUMPING OFF THE TOP OF THE NEAR LEFT CORNER!
"OH GOD THE AIR AND THE DISTANCE SPONGEBOB LEAPT TO MAKE THAT DIVE!" Exclaimed The Snob. "This must be that newfangled SpongeBob people seem to find decent now!"
SpongeBob claps his hands, garnering "SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!" chants. He has a MASSIVE amount of support, which is just how he likes it right now. And now he picks up Naruto and throws him into the ring. The sponge slides in after him, and then sits Naruto up in the near left corner. He runs the ropes after doing this, and then comes back with a BIG Face Wash to the face of Naruto! Tommy still on the outside, and SpongeBob pins Naruto! 1...2-Naruto kicks out! (Snob: His body's pretty spongey...yet he hits like a truck. That Headspring (Diving Headbutt) took barely anything out of SpongeBob). Naruto gets up slowly, but SpongeBob picks him up and puts him on his shoulders. Fireman's Carry as he goes to throw Naruto forward...
...and Naruto reversed The Tidal Wave (Wasteland) and landed on his feet in front of SpongeBob. STUNNER! SpongeBob stumbles into the ropes, and Naruto comes back with a POWERSLAM! Uzumaki tries for a pin...
ONE...
TWO...
SpongeBob kicks out, and Naruto gets up and picks SpongeBob up as well.
"The two going back and forth right now, not giving the other and INCH in this battle." Said The Snob.
"Naruto going for a Fireman's Carry as well...I think he wants The Ninja's Way (Attitude Adjustment)!" Exclaimed Batista. "Oh look at SpongeBob getting free and landing behind him!"
SpongeBob smirks now, and jumps up to SLAM him with The Bubble Burster (Jumping Reverse STO)! SpongeBob pins him!
ONE...
TWO...
Naruto kicks out!
But with that kick out, SpongeBob gets up and squeezes his edges. He needed to a big move to put Naruto down. He understood that. Naruto gets up, and he puts him in a Standing Headscissors. After he slashes his throat...wherever it begins...SpongeBob goes to lift Naruto...but the ninja doesn't budge. The champion REFUSES to go up. SpongeBob yanks up as HARD as he can, but Naruto REFUSES to go up! Instead, Naruto lifts SPONGEBOB upward! Naruto backs up, and SpongeBob grabs the ropes to make sure Naruto can't pull him down for some big move. Naruto TRYING to throw SpongeBob down! But the invertebrate JUST won't go down! Instead, Naruto has to spend time trying to pulls SpongeBob down. SO TOMMY DIVING ELBOWS SPONGEBOB'S BACK TO GET HIM OFF THE ROPES!
"OW! Right on his BACK...does...does he have a spine?" Batista asked.
"Don't ask ME..." Snob shook his head. "You think I study Bikini Bottomites."
"Yo Tommy BACK IN THIS MATCH!" Dashie exclaimed. "You see him going for Naruto? I think he want that Brachio Drop!"
His version of The Scorpion Death Drop is going to connect...as he grabs the neck of Naruto from behind! Inverted Front Headlock...
...Naruto twists out of it, still with Tommy hanging on. Now Naruto has an Inverted Front Headlock...
...
...and he LIFTS Tommy up from it, AND HAS HIM UPSIDE-DOWN FOR A BELLY TO BELLY PILEDRIVER HOLD...
"Naruto REVERSING into the THE PILEDRIVER HOLD, WE KNOW WHAT HE'S ABOUT TO TRY AND DO!" Exclaimed Snob. "He's trying to get Tommy adjusted right!"
"No time for ADJUSTMENTS, just go!" Exclaimed Dashie said.
"He's gotta hurry before SpongeBob recovers!" Exclaimed Batista.
Naruto, with Tommy finally situated properly, holds him upside-down and carries him about. He stumbles forward, holding Tommy in hand while the Ranger tries to wiggle free. Naruto stumbles backwards, and then Tommy uses that momentum to finally get himself down AND USES THE MOMENTUM FOR THE BRACHIO DROP!
"THE DDT CONNECTS! THE BRACHIO DEATH DROP CONNECTS ON NARUTO!" Exclaimed The Snob. "LEGS HOOKED BY TOMMY! NARUTO IN DIRE STRAITS!"
"The WWT World Title's about to go to some guy who never ONCE stepped foot in WWT!" Batista exclaimed. "It's a TRAGEDY!"
ONE...
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TWO...
...
SpongeBob DROPKICKS Tommy off of Naruto! And now HE goes for the pin on Naruto!
"Hey wait, does he ACTUALLY think that will work?" Asked The Snob. "That NEVER works!"
"Hey it COULD work this time!" Batista said.
ONE...
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TWO...
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Naruto kicks out!
"...Almost worked." Batista shrugged.
"You can continue these lies if you want." Said Cinema Snob.
SpongeBob gets up, and Tommy spins him around and grabs his neck with an arm! BLACK THUNDER (Rock Bottom)-is elbowed out of! Tommy stumbles...GRAB by SpongeBob! BIKINI BOTTOM-Tommy ELBOWS out of that one! Oliver grabs a dazed SpongeBob and does NOT go for a Falling Side Slam! Instead, he lifts him for a Suplex...and then DRAGON BACKBREAKERS (Belly to Back Suplex Backbreaker) SpongeBob!
"Backbreaker, going into the pin here!" Exclaimed Batista. "Come ooon SpongeBob!"
"That move...how does it affect an invertebrate?" Asked Brad.
"Yo stop tryin' to make sense of stuff." Said Dashie.
ONE...
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TWO...
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SpongeBob kicks out! And Tommy looks up and shakes his head, trying to figure out how to end this. He sees Naruto, trying to stand up, and Tommy claps his hands...which prompts the crowd to do the same. Tommy sees SpongeBob also trying to stand up...who to go after? Who to get rid of first? Who was easier to pin? Probably Naruto. It was actually somewhat hard to get his arms around his neck for a Falling Side Slam. So Tommy turns to SpongeBob and ROUNDHOUSES SpongeBob down! SpongeBob falls to the mat, and now Tommy turns to Naruto and goes towards him AND GETS LIFTED UP! NINJA'S WAY RIGHT ON THE MAT! TOMMY PLANTED!
"TOMMY PLANTED WITH THE NINJA'S WAY!" Snob exclaimed. "THE ANIME PROTAGONIST WITH HIS HEROIC FIRE BLAZING...BRIGHT...AND HEROICALLY...LIKE A...FIERY HEROIC...BLAZE...OF BRIGHTNE-Naruto into the cover."
ONE...
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TWO...
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TH-SPONGEBOB JUMPS ONTO THE PIN ATTEMPT TO KNOCK NARUTO OFF!
"SPONGEBOB SAVING THE MATCH!" Exclaimed Batista. "The square man BARELY keeping the match alive!"
"This match has been REALLY fast paced, the competitors just throwing EVERYTHING they have out there so early!" Exclaimed The Snob.
"These dudes tryin' to win that DUBYA DUBYA TEE GOLD!" Exclaimed Dashie. "Naruto back up though!"
And when he gets up, SpongeBob immediately grabs his head. Naruto breaks free and throws rights at the sponge's head! SpongeBob stumbles into the ropes, and Naruto Irish Whips him. He comes back, and Naruto grabs him and tries for a Belly to Belly! SpongeBob lands BEHIND Naruto, and then grabs the head to drag Naruto up onto his back! Naruto tries squirming, but SpongeBob holds onto him in a Crucifix hold...and has him RIGHT ON HIS BACK...
"I think SpongeBob wants his classic Spongy Edge!" Exclaimed Snob. "The Crucifix Powerbomb-reversed! Naruto slides back onto his feet, and now a Backslide Pin!"
ONE...
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TWO...
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SpongeBob managed to get out of that pin by curling his body backward to the front of Naruto. Uzumaki gets to his feet, and SpongeBob grabs him and puts him on his shoulders...
...
...TIDAL WAVE! Naruto PLANTED onto the mat! But SpongeBob KNOWS that won't do the job alone. He crouches, waiting for Naruto to get to his feet...
...the ninja stumbles...doe legged as he tries to turn around...
...when he turns around, SpongeBob finds his perfect chance to strike! BIKINI BOTTOM-pushed off. Naruto grabs him behind. And he lifts him up...PROTOBOMB! Naruto into the cover!
ONE...
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TWO...
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SpongeBob kicks out!
"He STILL kicks out." Said The Cinema Snob. "Reversals galore right now, with SpongeBob BARELY able to make a big move right now!"
"SpongeBob's moveset is NOT deep. The guy has a handful of moves. And he rarely changed it." Said The Snob. "Whereas Naruto and Oliver seem to have a LARGE moveset to pull moves from."
"Hey It ain't about the moveset, it's about how you deliver!" Said Batista. "And SpongeBob ALWAYS delivered a good match! And EVERY move he does is a BIG one!"
Naruto awaits SpongeBob standing up again...but now he heads to the top of the far left corner. Naruto going for another big move...
...as Tommy gets up. Tommy Oliver looks into the sky, seeing Naruto dive off the top. AND SPONGEBOB PUSHES TOMMY INTO THE RASENSHURIKEN (Diving Wheel Kick)!
"OFF THE TOP! The Rasenshuriken TO TOMMY!" Exclaimed The Snob. "Tommy getting pushed RIGHT into the kick by SpongeBob AND NOW THE SPONGE TAKES OVER FROM THERE!"
SpongeBob kicks Naruto in the gut and puts him in a Standing Headscissors! He lifts him up over his shoulder, CRUCIFIX OVER HIS HEAD...
"Naruto going for a ride, Tommy down, the Sponge using his environment to get ahead here!" Said The Snob. "His environment just happened to involve a fleshy body!"
"Is it going to connect?" Asked Batista. "IS IT?"
SpongeBob lift him HIGHER...
...
...
...
...and Naruto finds a way to slip out of the Spongy Edge and turns SpongeBob around! Naruto throws right hand after right hand after right hand before backing up-NINJA KICK-IS CAUGHT! SpongeBob SPINS Naruto around-DUCKS a Dragon Whip-GRABS the dazed Naruto AND UZUMAKI GETS HUS NECK ARM-GRABBED AND THE BIKINI BOTTON CONNECTS ON THE MAT!
"SPONGEBOB GOT ALL OF THAT BIKINI BOTTOM!" Batista shouted. "COME ON, SPONGY, COME ON!"
"This dude GOT IT!" Exclaimed Dashie. "HE GOT IT! NARUTO AIN'T GETTIN' UP AFTER THREE SECONDS!"
SpongeBob EXCITEDLY makes the pin, hooking BOTH legs! Naruto LAID OUT on the mat!
"It's TIME!" Shouted The Snob. "The Icon of WWT FINALLY reclaiming his crown!"
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TWO...
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THRE-TOMMY PULLS SPONGEBOB OFF AND GRABS THE LEGS, LEAPING OVER FOR A BRIDGE PIN!
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TWO...
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SpongeBob kicks out, and he gets up AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A VICIOUS LARIAT FROM TOMMY!
"SpongeBob LAID OUT!" The Snob exclaimed. "Tommy getting everything he could into that Lariat!"
And now Tommy grabs a dazed SpongeBob and LIFTS HIM HIGH FOR HIS OWN FALLING SIDE SLAM, THE BLACK THUNDER! QUICK PIN ON SPONGEBOB!
ONE...
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TWO...
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THR-NARUTO YANKS TOMMY UP...
...
...
...
...And then shrugs and PULLS TOMMY IN FOR HIS OWN FALLING SIDE SLAM!
"WHAT THE HELL?" Dashie yelped.
"NARUTO WANTED IN ON THE FUN!" Exclaimed The Snob. "And now HE'S going into the cover!"
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TWO...
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TOMMY KICKS OUT!
"SO CLOSE!" Said The Snob. "JUST can't do it like the experts, Uzumaki."
"But Naruto trying for something he DOES know." Said Batista. "SpongeBob getting picked up-OH! Thumb to the eye from Bob! He wanted his Tombstone, but damn if SpongeBob didn't just dodge a BULLET..."
The Sponge lifts Naruto onto his shoulders in an Electric Chair, walking with Naruto on his shoulders. But Uzumaki starts throwing rights and lefts at the head of SpongeBob. The sea creature eventually can't hold SpongeBob, and backs into the near right corner on accident. Naruto hops off there and still holds onto SpongeBob. He kicks him repeatedly in the head, and then rolls with SpongeBob for a Victory Roll...
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TWO...
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SpongeBob gets up and grabs Naruto in a Wheelbarrow hold...
...but when lifted, Naruto turns the Wheelbarrow Slam INTO A TORNADO DDT! And so SpongeBob's head bounces off the mat and then he grabs onto the ropes to try and get up. SpongeBob needed to find a way to come back into this-NARUTO SURPISES HIM WITH A TIGER FEINT KICK!
"THAT 619 FROM NARUTO! WHAT THE HELL!?" Batista shouted. "HE'S JUST PULLING OUT MOVES FROM HIS ASS!"
"I THINK HE MAY HAVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE IT ONCE UPON A TIME..." Said The Snob.
"SpongeBob looking EXTRA ROASTED right now, man! He on the mat...and Naruto going to the top of that corner..." Dashie said. "MOONSAULT BABY!"
Naruto aims for SpongeBob, lining himself up to make sure he is ready to Moonsault-BUT TOMMY, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, RUNS UP THE NEAR RIGHT CORNER AND LEAPS ONTO NARUTO'S SHOULDERS FOR THE ZEO RED STAR (Victory Star Drop), DROPPING NARUTO OFF THE CORNER AND ONTO HIS HEAD!
"AND ANOTHER OLD ONE FROM TOMMY! WE'VE SEEN HIM USE GREEN RANGER MOVES, WHITE RANGER MOVES, TURBO MOVES, AND BRACHIO MOVES, AND WE WERE HIGH TIME READY FOR A ZEO ONE!" Said Brad. "OR AT LEAST THAT FREAKING NERD LINKARA WAS..."
"RIGHT ON HIS HEAD MAN! NARUTO GOT NOWHERE TO GO!" Dashie shouted.
"AND SPONGEBOB IS DOWN, MAN, DOWN!" Exclaimed Batista. "COVER TIME! WWT'S LEGACY ON THE LINE!"
Tommy hooks BOTH LEGS and pins BOTH shoulders down! He looks to the sky and just holds on as TIGHT as he can! Leslie Anderson goes down to make the fateful call!
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THRE-NARUTO...BARELY...GRABS...THE ROPES!
"OH LORD, YOU KNOW MR. TV'S HEART JUST STOPPED FOR A BRIEF SECOND..." Batista said. "I KNOW MINE DID...NARUTO, DAMMIT, DO BETTER! YOU HAVE BIG DAVE BEHIND YOU!"
"BIG DAVE MAY BE BEHIND NARUTO, BUT YOU CAN TELL A BIG WAVE OF DISAPPOINTMENT JUST CAME OVER TOMMY!" Said The Snob. "That man looks like he just had a sad orgasm!"
"Can you say that on Live TV Network TV?" Asked Dashie.
Tommy is pulling at his hair, WONDERING just HOW this happened. This was his biggest match in a long time. He couldn't mess up now. Though he heard the cheering crowd. Many were pulling for Naruto, MOST wanted SpongeBob...but there was a pocket for him as well. Despite everything, he knew that this was the perfect time to show that he wasn't some aging old star...but someone ready to rejuvenate his already golden career. Naruto gets up...and Tommy flips him upside-down...
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...THE BRACHIO DEATH DROP FLIPPED AROUND AGAIN, AND NARUTO LIFTS TOMMY OFF HIS FEET FOR ANOTHER TOMBSTONE...
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...But Tommy REFUSES to go up! Tommy actually LIFTS NARUTO...AND HAS HIM IN HIS OWN BELLY TO BELLY PILEDRIVER HOLD!
"And Naruto stole that Side Slam earlier, Tommy stealing The TOMBSTONE!" Dashie exclaimed.
"And Naruto STOLE THAT from The Undertaker, so apparently it's all KARMIC or something!" Batista exclaimed.
Tommy carries Naruto around, the dazed Naruto trying desperately to wiggle free. Tommy holds him as TIGHT as he can! The Tombstone ISN'T being let go...
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...SO SPONGEBOB RUNS IN AND DROPKICKS NARUTO, SENDING HIM AND TOMMY DOWN! The surprise appearance sends Naruto rolling away. And now Tommy is trying to get up. ANOTHER gut kick from SpongeBob! The sponge is TRYING to mount a comeback now, and he lifts Tommy up!
"ANOTHER Crucifix over SpongeBob's head!" The Snob exclaimed. "He runs forward with Tommy...SPONGY EDGE! THE RAZOR'S EDGE FINALLY CONNECTS!"
"IT CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS!" Shouted Batista. "SPONGEBOB INTO THE COVER! TOMMY GETTING DROPPED, AND WE FINALLY CAN SAY WWT WINS!"
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THRE-
NARUTO DRAGS HIM OFF! ANKLE LOCK ON SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB LOCKED IN AN ANKLE LOCK!
"KYUUBI LOCK! HOW MANY MOVES DOES THIS GUY HAVE!?" Asked The Snob.
"AS MANY COMPANY'S AS HE'S IN...SURPRISED HE DON'T GOT MORE!" Exclaimed Dashie.
"AND SPONGEBOB SLOWLY SLIPPING OUT!" Exclaimed Batista. "COME ON, SPONGEY!"
SBSP FINALLY slips out of the hold, and he gets up and GETS LIFTED INTO ANOTHER FIREMAN'S CARRY! Naruto holding SpongeBob as he squirms...
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...and SquarePants escapes and GETS LIFTED UPSIDE-DOWN BY NARUTO...BELLY TO BELLY PILEDRIVER...
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...and SpongeBob slips out of THAT, doing his homework on Uzumaki! SpongeBob HEADBUTTS Naruto away, and he runs, bouncing off the ropes, and then comes back-Naruto ducks under The Clothesline and grabs SpongeBob by the waist! He pushes him to the ropes, and then rolls backwards, holding SpongeBob-AND SPONGEBOB COUNTERS THE NINE-TAILS DESTROYER (Chaos Theory) WITH A VICTORY ROLL PIN!
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THRE-
Naruto breaks free, and then gets up! SpongeBob gets up for ANOTHER Fireman's Carry. But unlike the previous one, he actually SPINS SpongeBob off his shoulders-BUT THE F5 DOESN'T CONNECT! SpongeBob lands on his feet with a Front Headlock! SpongeBob holds onto his head until SpongeBob pushes him to the ropes!
"Even his old NCW move won't work here!" Exclaimed The Snob.
"SpongeBob READ NARUTO'S BOOK in an effort to KNOW what he is getting into!" Exclaimed Batista.
SpongeBob comes back off the rebound-CAUGHT for a Spinning Side Slam-SPONGEBOB COUNTERS THE NINE-TAIL PLUNGE WITH A REVERSE STO!
"NOTHING!" Cinema Snob shouted. "Absolutely NOTHING! SpongeBob has a counter for EVERY MOVE! His CWF moves, his ACW moves, his UCA moves, his WWE moves, does he HAVE anymore?"
"He's going to need to find some ones out of his old book SOON!" Exclaimed Batista. "SpongeBob's got EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF MOMENTUM right now!"
SpongeBob, stalking Naruto as he tries to get up...Naruto stumbling...
...and TOMMY SWIVELS FROM BEHIND AND KICKS HIS GUT!
"Tommy BACK in the match! Tommy back in the match!" Exclaimed The Cinema Snob.
And Oliver, Double Underhook...SPONGEBOB THROWS TOMMY OVER HIS HEAD! The White Tiger Bomb (Sitout Tigerbomb) is a no go! But Tommy lands on his feet behind SpongeBob and he grabs the head! NECKBREAKER! Tommy downs SpongeBob-SUPERKICK! NINJA KICK TO THE DOME OF TOMMY!
"THE SUPERKICK DECKS TOMMY!" Exclaimed Cinema Snob. "SUPERKICK SENDS HIM STUMBLING DOWN!"
And SpongeBob is barely up...on his knees-SUPERKICK TO SPONGEBOB AS WELL! Laying him out while Tommy ATTEMPTS to get to his knee...
...and yet he gets yanked up by Naruto, going on his shoulders...
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...and he runs AND DROPS HIM WITH THE CURSED SEAL (Over the Shoulder Piledriver)!
"CURSED SEAL! THE ONE MOVE HE NEVER TRIED, STRAIGHT FROM HIS WWT PLAYBOOK!" Exclaimed The Snob. "HIS OLDEST MANUEVER AND ONE OF HIS NEWEST! NARUTO GOES DOWN AND PINS TOMMY!"
"PINNING OLIVER, THE HALL OF FAMER ON THE HALL OF FAMER WHILE THE HALL OF FAMER IS LAID OUT!" Said Batista. "BUT IS IT ENOUGH TO PUT DOWN TOMMY FOR GOOD?"
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THREE!
"IT IS!" Shouted Batista as the bell rings. "He WINS IT! Poor SpongeBob though..."
"SpongeBob should be PROUD he got to take part in a fast paced and overall fun match like this!" Exclaimed The Cinema Snob.
"It was HAP!" Exclaimed Dashie. "My man TOMMY ain't no JOKE though. He was close to winning that belt a few times!"
"Haruka Kanata" plays in the speakers, and Naruto sit up while holding his head. A loud, mixed reaction is heard for him. Many wanted SpongeBob to regain the belts. But they were at least happy WWT kept the belts. And The WWT Announcer finally tells everyone...
"Here is your winner...and STILL your WWT World Heavyweight Champion...Naruto Uzumaki!"
...while Naruto is handed the belt. He takes a good look at it, kissing his belt before raising it in the air.
"It was MOVE after MOVE after MOVE..." Said The Cinema Snob. "NO rest for the weary!"
"But there's some rest time now!" Said Dashie. "And now them WWT dudes can finally put it all to rest!"
"Yeah, the legacy of the company PRESERVED with one final match." Snob said.
Tommy, now up, sees Naruto holding the belt. He looks down, visibly upset about losing for a moment. But then Tommy gets up and says to Naruto, "Great match man." Naruto, of course, takes the gratitude and shakes Tommy's hand. As for SpongeBob, who was almost distraught with the idea of him never holding that belt again, just stared into space with a look of shock. He sighed forlornly, looking down now to hide his own face. Knowing SpongeBob, he would probably break down and cry in front of a massive amount of people right now. But thankfully, he kept it under control. And then, Naruto offered a handshake. The legend to legend shake...
...SpongeBob, though, just stared at the hand. He wasn't sure HOW to take it for now...
...but that infamous guitar riff of the lurking monster was one thing he DID know how to react to...he got RIGHT up and stood next to Naruto...
"Oh LORD, LUTHOR..." The Snob groaned. "No not NOW. Not The WWT Title!"
"We're FINALLY getting the cash in!" Exclaimed Batista. "Naruto WON'T be the last WWT Champion! The legacy will belong to DOOMSDAY..."
"There ain't a POINT! He can't DEFEND IT..." Said Dashie. "UNLESS HE WANTS THAT SWEET SWEET ACW BELT...! BEOWULF VERSUS DOOMSDAY INSTEAD! COULD HE CASH IN FOR BOTH BELTS!?"
Naruto stands up...and then gets to a knee out of exhaustion. Luthor walks out with The GitF Briefcase, patting it while holding a mic in hand. The music ends, and Luthor speaks into the mic. He sees SpongeBob standing alongside Naruto, NOT willing to see the belt go to Doomsday. And Tommy stays in the ring as well. He apparently also doesn't want Doomsday or Luthor having a win here.
"It seems the trio of the old, overrated, and ornery want to defend that WWT Title Belt with their lives." Luthor said. "Or perhaps it is The ACW Title I...ahem...Doomsday wants. Surely there is nothing that the two little children running that side show could do if Doomsday wanted to make Summer Wars''s main event a Triple Threat. If Doomsday WANTS IT...he get sit. There are no rebuttals nor other questions to ask. You cannot plead nor beg for mercy. Doomsday shows none."
The crowd boos the business man (who probably, as said before, funds this arena), and the three legends in the ring stand steadfast. Luthor chuckles while pacing onstage.
"LUCKILY for you...I do not think Summer Wars is worth my Doomsday...and I do not think a dead title, representing a dead company, is worth Doomsday either." He said, garnering even more boos for his blatant disrespect for two companies. It is simply the look of nervousness that I enjoy on your faces. If Doomsday wanted your belt...he'd be on you right now. And I wouldn't even need to talk-"
DOOMSDAY, IN THE CROWD, JUST GRABS MATT ISHIDA BY HIS NECK!
"OH LORD DOOMSDAY! DOOMSDAY IN THE CROWD!" Snob shouted, "HE'S GOT ISHIDA BY HIS NECK! MATT ISHIDA, THE UCA WORLD CHAMPION! I THINK HE'S MADE HIS CHOICE!"
CHOKESLAM TO MATT IN THE CROWD! SENDING HIM BACK FIRST INTO HIS CHAIR!
"SOMEBODY GET UP THERE BEFORE HE HARMS SOMEBODY!" Exclaimed Jim Ross, chiming back in, yells.
Before Doomsday did ANYTHING else, Justice League members ran in and began restraining Doomsday. Though Luthor, smirking onstage, just begins walking to the back. Doomsday didn't even do anything else. He actually complied with leaving. Which meant that not even MATT was his target.
"Matthew...poor Matthew..." Said Luthor said while shaking his head. "I truly hope your reign on the top is more peaceful than that. You and the rest of your...roster mates...better watch your backs...and I don't mean UCA roster mates...not even UCA has what I want for Doomsday. Have a good night."
Luthor eyes two OTHER world champions...who are also in WWE/WCW...in Ben, Dan, and Naruto. And he finally makes his way to the back while SpongeBob helps Naruto up. It took a stressful moment, but SpongeBob did show he was willing to defend The WWT Championship and its holder, no matter who it was. SpongeBob pats Naruto on the shoulder, and then looks to the stage while Luthor walked to the back.
"Lex Luthor is a slithering, conniving snake." Kari said. "And that's me being nice. He's got some vendetta against WWE people now. And I guess he's sending Doomsday after them...after us..." She gulped, looking around nervously.
"Well...we know who he's targeting. It SEEMS he wants WWE guys who are World Champions. And after Naruto and Matt are two very special individuals who haven't been targeted yet." Said Batista. "Dan and Ben better form a DEFENSE PACT real quick. Tai Kamiya better put a shield around his crippled ass too."
"TW asked for Dan and Ben to accompany Team NXT and Team 5BW respectively to the ring." Said JR. "That happens after the NEXT match, though. And we hope they can survive the night...but we ALSO hope this guy can survive the next few minutes..."
Backstage, Chris House is carrying a large sack. His sack is the sack that he hopes gets him what is most likely an impossible victory. But to Chris, it was VERY possible. The Hand watch as he walks out of the area they were standing in. And even Joker and Harley give him a nod on his way out.
"Next, ladies & gents...The Murder in Metropolis." Said Jim Ross. "Chris House...takes on Broly. We ask that you cover children's eyes or send them out the room for this one. It may get graphic."
(Commercial)