Hello! I'm back and in better shape than ever. I have gone back to reread my stories lately and I am so ashamed! Someone kill me! I can't believe I was stupid enough to post all this crap! This was horrible! I guess it's still some old business; I still need to take care of it.

I do not own MFB

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As usual, the twins were in their normal seats and were going trough note cards. They were waiting in on Digi to arrive with the new guests and were haveing some trouble choosing a guest OC.

"I think we should use Stella!" Sami said holding up a picture.

"No….how about Jay?" Simi asked holding up another picture, only to have Sami shake her head.

"Man, the boss has had crazy ideas before but this OC idea is really pissing me off! I mean last week, she got obsessed with Ouran Highschool Host Club and made us go twincest homosexual!" Sami mumbled and Simi nodded.

"We should teach her a lesson!" Sami said and Simi's signature smirk was visible.

"I got an idea!" She said and jumped up out her seat before pulling out her black Samsung.

"What are you doing?" Sami questioned and Simi just laughed evilly. "Are you okay?" Sami asked while sweatdroping.

"Never been better!" She replied and sits down just before a loud explosion.

KA-BOOM!

"What was that?!" Sami asked and Simi kept laughing.

A light skinned, dripping wet girl suddenly ran on stage. She had short dark brown hair that was neck leant and reddish-brown eyes. She was wearing nothing but a gray towel and had an angry look on her face.

"Simi Alexandra Teal!" She yelled glaring at host who had stopped laughing and gulped.

"Oooooooh! Middle name! You are in BIG trouble!" Sami whispered and Simi went from being a lion to a house cat.

"Hi boss…." Simi whispered and hid behind Sami.

"Why is a picture of me in the shower in the Newspaper!?" The girl yelled and Simi starting reciting prayers. Sure enough, the girl was holding a news paper with the headlines: AUTHORESS IS AS FLAT AS A CUTTING BOARD!

"It was just a little revenge for the homo mess last week….." Simi squeaked like a mouse.

An angry vein appeared on the girl's forehead as she gritted her teeth and said, "I am going to KILL you!"

As amused as Sami was, she decided to help her twin out. "Hey, you do know that we are on international television, right?" Sami asked and the girl's face paled.

"Damn" she muttered and turned around with a fake smile on her face. "Uh….hi…I'm-"

She was cut off when Sami whispered something in her ear that made her turn bright red. She quickly snapped her fingers and her towel disappeared, and was replaced with black booty shorts and a blue skin-tight shirt. Her hair dried out before spiking to the right and heavy eyeliner appeared on her eyes.

"…Sorry about that" She mumbled and continued where she left off. "My name is Shivani but I'm more sepficly known as blackstardragon2 of Fanfiction!"

Whispers broke out from the audience and the awkward moment broke when Digi walked in with Madoka's unconscious body.

"Hey Sami, I got the character you wanted…" He trailed off after glancing at Dragon.

"She is our boss" Sami answered reading his mind and Digi nodded.

"Well don't mind me! I'm just watching the show." Dragon said and sat down in a black chair.

"That's my chair!" Simi yelled and was silenced with a glare from Dragon.

"Man, she is all big and bold but when the boss comes around, she turns in to a Neko!" Sami whispered to Digi who snickered

"I heard that!" Simi yelled.

"Well please keep the show moving! Oh Yes, Simi and Sami, I need to talk to you darlings after the show" Dragon said, flashing a smile that was a little too sweet.

"This can't be good" Simi mumbled to herself before dragging a stool over and sitting down.

"Ok let's start the show!" Sami said, putting her host face on and Simi and Digi did the same. Not wanting to feel left out, Dragon copied.

The curtains raised and the other crap that doesn't matter, happened.

"Hello Bey City and welcome to BBI!" Simi said and stopped briefly to hear the applause. "Today on BBI we are going to be interviewing the number one mechanic in the state! Please welcome Madoka!" She said and the cameras zoomed in on the unconscious Madoka.

"I want to wake her up!" shouted Dragon with a grin and Sami nodded.

"What are you going to use? Soda? Hotsauce? Coffee?" Simi asked eagerly and Dragon shook her head.

"Hey wake up!" Dragon yelled and shook Madoka's shoulders until the girl woke up. Simi Anmie fell.

"What's going on…?" Madoka asked in a daze and the twins face palmed.

"We don't have time for this!" Simi yelled and pushed Dragon out of the way. She snapped the bracelet on to Madoka's hand and threw her in to the guests' seat. "Listen up! We ask a question and you answer it! If you lie then you get shocked"

"Am I on BBI?" Madoka asks and Simi bangs her head on the wall.

"Yes, yes you are! Happy? Now are you ready to answer the damn questions?!" Simi was on the edge.

"No"

"Well, I don't give a fuck! First question, do you like Ginga?"

"No…..I have a boyfriend"

"Do you think Ginga is cute?"

"No….. I told you I have a boyfriend"

"On a scale of one to ten, how sexy is Ginga?"

"Why are all your questions Ginga related?"

"Just answer the fucking goddamn question!"

"Zero…..can I go now?"

"NO! Who is on top, you or Ginga?"

"I don't like Ginga!" Madoka yelled before jumping out of her chair and dumping a cup of coffee on to Simi's head. Then she stormed out of the room and slammed the door shut.

"Oh no" Sami muttered.

Simi blinked. It took a moment for her to register what just happened but when she did…..

"Let me go! I am going to KILL her!" She yelled, desperate to get out of Sami's and Digi's grasp.

"That was my coffee…again….." Digi said.

"I don't get paid enough for this" Sami mumbled while trying to make sure Simi doesn't escape their hands, knowing that if she gets out then it could very well mean the begining to World War III.

"I have an idea!" Dragon said and snapped her fingers. A dummy that somewhat resembled Madoka appeared in front of them. Somewhat. Oh who am I kidding? It looking nothing like Madoka.

"Awesome huh?" Dragon said while grinning at the dummy. Sami face palmed.

"Oh please! Even SIMI isn't stupid enough to fall for this one! I mean it has a carrot for a damn nose!" Sami said, just as she and Digi lost their grip. But instead of running for the door, Simi runs to the dummy.

"I don't know how you got in here so fast but I am going to kill you!" She said sending a punch to the carrot. "Why does your nose look like a carrot?"

Digi and Sami watched in disbelief.

"I stand corrected" Sami mumbled

"Unbelievable….." Digi whispered and pulled out his iphone to record the scene. "This should get a million hit on YouTube!" He was already thinking of the title marked, CRAZY HOST BEATS UP DUMMY!

Two hours later, Simi was finally done.

"That ended well…..but it was the shortest interview ever" Sami mumbled and got up.

"Oh Digi! I brought soap!" Masamune sang running in. "Oh, what happened to Madoka?" He asked pointing to the destroyed dummy.

"Told you it was awesome!" Dragon shouted,

"How do you get in here?"Sami asked, ignoring Dragon.

"The door" He replied and dragged Digi to the closet that they might as well move in to.

"I'm going home now….Beating the crap out of someone really tires me out!" Simi sighed and started to pick up her belongings.

"You beat up someone everyday" Sami mumbled and headed for the door.

"No so fast!" Dragon said and stopped the twins from exiting. "I need to tell you two something"

"If you are going to kill me now then can you make it fast?" Simi asked and Dragon shook her head.

"You are both fired" Dragon said and Sami dropped her pen. "You are no longer my main OCs"

"What?" The twins asked in usion.

"You are fired!" Dragon repeats.

To be continued…..

I am so losing my touch! Not as funny as I used to be!

R&R Please.

Dragon Out