Bill: Last time on The Brawl Amazing Race, five teams travelled to Bangkok, Thailand! Once there, Sonic and Marth were quickly pulled over by the police.
Just then, a police car came up to them.
Policeman: You're under arrest for drug smuggling!
Sonic: Drug smuggling? But we didn't…
Policeman: You're coming with me!
At the battle against Crazy Hand, all the teams won, except Peach and Samus.
The screen cut to Peach and Samus getting KO'd.
R.O.B. and Mario ended up spending over three hours on the same task.
Mario: We've been here for at least an hour.
R.O.B.: Two hours?
Mario: Two hours.
R.O.B.: How many have we tried?
Mario: Ten plates.
It was now three hours since R.O.B. and Mario had started.
Mario: This is retarded.
Peach and Samus got yielded.
Jigglypuff and Kirby stuck Peach and Samus's photo in the "Yielded" section and their own in the "Courtesy of…" section.
Ganondorf and Wario held it together for the whole leg…
Bill: Ganondorf and Wario, you are team number one!
Wario: Yes!
…to take first place!
Despite, their run-in with the law, Sonic and Marth survived elimination.
Bill: Sonic and Marth, you are team number three.
R.O.B. and Mario's prior mishap, however, ended up eliminating them.
Bill: I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
Can Ganondorf and Wario hang on to first place? Can Sonic and Marth win their first leg? And can Peach and Samus overcome both the infighting that has plagued them in portions of this race and a two-hour deficit? Four teams remain, who will be eliminated… next?
*theme music*
Remaining teams:
Ganondorf & Wario
Sonic & Marth
Peach & Samus
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Bill: Ganondorf and Wario, who were first to arrive at 5:33 AM, will depart at 5:33 PM.
Ganondorf & Wario
1st to depart, 5:33 PM
Wario: Drive to Pak Khlong Talad. You have $51 for this leg of the race.
Bill: Teams must now drive to Pak Khlong Talad to receive their next clue.
Ganondorf & Wario
Interview before leg
Wario: Ganondorf and I feel confident about the next leg.
Ganondorf: If we win it, we'll have three leg wins, tying Ness and Olimar.
In about 15 minutes, they were there.
Wario: There's the cluebox!
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 1st Place
Wario: Go by train to Chiang Mai, Thailand. The next clue is outside the train station.
Bill: Teams must now travel seven hundred kilometres by train to Chiang Mai. Outside the station is the next clue.
Ganondorf: Okay, let's go!
Jigglypuff & Kirby
2nd to depart, 5:59 PM
Kirby: Drive to… wait, how do you pronounce this?
Jigglypuff: Pack Ko-long Tay-lad?
Kirby: I think so…
Jigglypuff: Pronunciation doesn't matter right now. Let's go!
Hua Lam Phong Railway Station
Ganondorf: The next train goes at 7:35 PM.
Wario: Let's get our tickets, then.
Right after that, they got their tickets.
Wario: You know, there's something I've wanted to do on this race ever since it started…
Ganondorf: What?
Wario: You'll see…
Wario then spoke to the PA announcer in the train station.
Wario's voice boomed over the speakers.
Wario: HEY EVERYONE! I'M GONNA WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!
Nothing happened.
Wario came back to where Ganondorf was.
Wario: Uh, why was there no reaction?
Ganondorf: This isn't an English-speaking country, remember?
Pak Khlong Talad
Kirby: It's a cluebox!
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place
Kirby: Go by train to Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Hua Lam Phong Railway Station
Jigglypuff and Kirby had gotten their tickets and were now discussing tactics for this leg.
Jigglypuff: We'll need to get the jump on them in some form.
Kirby: Like this? *jumps*
Jigglypuff: No, not like that! Like this!
Jigglypuff floated for about a minute.
Back at the pit stop…
Sonic & Marth
3rd to depart, 7:02 PM
Marth: You have $51 for this leg of the race.
Sonic: So, what's the strategy for this leg?
Marth: Just one word.
Sonic: And that word is…?
Marth: Spandex.
Sonic: Spandex?
Marth: Yes, spandex.
Soon, they made it there.
Marth: Hurry! Get to the cluebox!
Sonic: Okay!
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 3rd Place
Marth: Go by train to Chiang Mai, Thailand.
Hua Lam Phong Railway Station
The first train to Chiang Mai left.
1st Train to Chiang Mai
Bill: Teams on the 7:35 PM train to Chiang Mai include Ganondorf and Wario and Jigglypuff and Kirby.
Peach & Samus
Last to depart, 7:45 PM
Peach: Drive to Pak Khlong Talad.
However, twenty minutes later, in the car…
Samus: We're hopelessly lost.
Peach: I told you to keep going straight!
Samus: How was I to know that the right turn I took led us into confusing ring roads?
Peach: That's right, shift the blame!
Samus: Shift the blame? Since when did I do that?
Peach: You just did!
Samus: Shut the hell up!
Peach: I have the right to say whatever the [censor sound] I want, especially when I'm right!
Hua Lam Phong Railway Station
Sonic and Marth had already bought their tickets.
Sonic: Okay, so we're on the 10:00 PM train. Hopefully, something bad will happen to Peach and Samus.
It was now 8:15 PM.
Pak Khlong Talad
Peach and Samus had finally made it there.
Peach & Samus
Currently in Last Place
Samus: Okay, we must be way behind now. Let's go!
Peach: Right!
Later…
Hua Lam Phong Railway Station
Peach: Okay, so our train leaves at 10:00 PM and arrives at 12:45 PM tomorrow afternoon.
Samus: Yep.
Sonic: Well, well, well! If it isn't Team Blondies!
Marth: Who'd have thought that you'd make it this far?
Sonic: Well, your chances are about to drop to zero.
Samus: Hey! We're on the same train!
Marth: Even so, you're going down!
Peach: Ha! We'll see about that!
2nd Train to Chiang Mai
Bill: Teams on the 10:00 PM train to Chiang Mai include Sonic and Marth and Peach and Samus.
1st Train
Chiang Mai Railway Station
Arrived at 9:45 AM
Jigglypuff and Kirby made it out first.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
Kirby: Take a taxi to the Old Bridge on Ban Muang Kut.
Bill: Teams must now take a taxi to the Old Bridge on Ban Muang Kut, where their next clue awaits them.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 2nd Place
Wario: … Old Bridge on Ban Muang Kut.
Ganondorf: We've fallen behind! Hurry!
On the way there, Ganondorf and Wario had the chance to pass Jigglypuff and Kirby.
Wario: Sir! Pass the taxi just ahead!
Nothing.
Wario: Crap! He doesn't speak English!
Ganondorf: Well, we can still beat them in the challenge.
Eventually, Jigglypuff and Kirby were first there.
Jigglypuff: Hurry! Get the clue!
Kirby: Okay!
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
Kirby: Detour: Boat or Beast.
Bill: A detour is a choice between two tasks! In this detour: Boat or Beast!
In Boat, teams must travel down the nearby river on the marked course using a bamboo raft and poles. Once at the end, teams will receive their next clue.
In Beast, teams had to ride on the back of an elephant down a marked path. However, this elephant is quite old, and thus, rather slow. Once they reach the end, teams will receive their next clue.
Jigglypuff: Let's do Boat.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 2nd Place
Wario: Detour: Boat or Beast.
Ganondorf: Hey, there's a Fast Forward here!
Bill: Fast Forward! In a Fast Forward, one team can skip all tasks and go to their next pit stop in exchange for the completion of a particular task! This is only one of three Fast Forwards, so teams must decide when it is most applicable to use it!
To claim this Fast Forward, teams must go to the Mae Ping Village, which is also the site of a later task, and wash chalk markings off an elephant's back. Once the nearby judge is satisfied, they will get their next clue.
Ganondorf: What do you reckon?
Wario: Let's not do it.
Ganondorf: But it's the last one!
Wario: Even so, I'm feeling better about the detour.
Ganondorf: Okay. We should do Beast.
Soon…
Ganondorf & Wario
On Beast
Wario: Okay, here goes!
Once they got on…
Ganondorf: This thing isn't moving!
Wario: Is this a power-designated challenge?
Ganondorf: No.
Wario: That sucks.
Meanwhile…
Jigglypuff & Kirby
On Boat
Kirby: Well, here we go again.
Jigglypuff: I don't want a repeat of what happened before.
Flashback
Kirby: This is ridiculous.
Jigglypuff: We've been out here for way too long. … …This isn't your fault, nor is it mine. … …do you know whose fault this is?
Kirby: Whose?
Jigglypuff: THE GODDAMN PRODUCERS, THAT'S WHO!... … Without the producers, we wouldn't be stuck like this! Without the producers, we could've done something else! Without the producers, we could be on the French Riviera instead of the [censor sound] Panama Canal! Without the producers, cancer could've been cured! Without the producers, Chuck Norris could've been out-Chuck Norris'ed! Without the producers…
End Flashback
Jigglypuff: Yikes! That was awful!
The screen shifted between both teams on their detours.
Ganondorf & Wario
On Beast
Wario: Why won't this thing go any faster?
Jigglypuff & Kirby
On Boat
Kirby: Keep rowing, Jigglypuff!
Ganondorf & Wario
On Beast
Ganondorf: We can't be far off now.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
On Boat
Kirby: Almost there!
In the end, Jigglypuff and Kirby prevailed over Ganondorf and Wario.
Jigglypuff: Yes! We made it!
Kirby: Get the clue!
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
Kirby: Drive to Mae Ping Village.
Bill: Teams must now drive to the Mae Ping Village outside town, where their next clue is.
Jigglypuff: Okay, let's go!
In the car…
Kirby: Well, we put THAT ghost to bed!
Jigglypuff: We put Gengar to sleep? I didn't see any Gengar!
Kirby: *facepalm*
About fifteen minutes later…
Ganondorf: Yes! There's the end!
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 2nd Place
Wario: Drive to Mae Ping Village.
Ganondorf: Let's go!
Mae Ping Village
Jigglypuff and Kirby hurried out to get the clue.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
Kirby: Battle! Are you the master?
Bill: Battle! Battle challenges are challenges where both team members fight against a boss. If the team defeats the boss, the attendant will give them their next clue. If the team fails to defeat the boss, the team will be given a one-hour penalty. If either or both of the team members are still unconscious after one hour, the attendant will inject whoever is still unconscious with a chemical to restore their consciousness. Once the penalty is served, the team will receive their next clue. In this Battle, teams will fight Master Hand.
Kirby: Okay! Let's do this!
Master Hand appeared on the battlefield.
Jigglypuff used a side-smash to start the battle.
Kirby used Vulcan Jab.
Master Hand punched down, shaking the field.
Jigglypuff: 18% damage
Kirby: 16% damage
Master Hand: 93% HP remaining
Jigglypuff attacked with Rollout, while Kirby used Stone.
Master Hand used Gun, but missed.
Jigglypuff: 18% damage
Kirby: 16% damage
Master Hand: 84% HP remaining
Later…
Jigglypuff: 118% damage
Kirby: 99% damage
Master Hand: 3% HP remaining
Kirby used Final Cutter, KO'ing Master Hand.
Attendant: Well done! Here's your next clue.
Jigglypuff & Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
Jigglypuff: Drive to the Karen Village, the pit stop. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Bill: Teams must now drive to the Karen Village, about eight kilometers away. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Jigglypuff: This is awesome!
Kirby: It's gonna be three!
About five minutes later, Ganondorf and Wario arrived.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 2nd Place
Wario: Battle! Are you the master?
Ganondorf: Damn straight, we are! Let's do it!
They started the battle with Master Hand.
Wario opened with Wario Bike.
Ganondorf used Warlock Punch.
Master Hand attacked Wario, using Drill.
Ganondorf: 0% damage
Wario: 14% damage
Master Hand: 89% HP remaining
Wario then followed up with a down-smash, while Ganondorf used his up-air.
Master Hand used Ram on Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: 28% damage
Wario: 14% damage
Master Hand: 81% HP remaining
Karen Village
Jigglypuff and Kirby tore towards the mat (which was not that fast considering their dash speeds).
Bill had a familiar look in his eyes.
They stepped onto the mat.
Bill: Jigglypuff and Kirby, you are team number one!
Jigglypuff & Kirby
1st Place
Jigglypuff: Yeah!
Bill: And I have some good news for you. As the winners of this leg of the race, you have each won $25,000, which you can enjoy after the race.
Kirby: That's number three!
Bill: Yup! If you can win another leg, you will have sole possession of the record for most legs won. How do you guys see things panning out?
Jigglypuff: We had a sluggish start, but now, I really think we have a shot at winning the million dollars.
Kirby: As long as we keep racing with everything we've got, we can win this.
Mae Ping Village
Ganondorf: KO'd
Wario: 119% damage
Master Hand: 6% HP remaining
Wario: Here goes!
Wario used his side-smash.
It KO'd Master Hand!
They received their next clue.
Ganondorf & Wario
Currently in 2nd Place
Wario: The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Ganondorf: Let's go!
In the car…
Ganondorf: Yeah! We're just too good!
Wario: We will win a million dollars!
Ganondorf: No ifs, ands, or buts!
Wario: Butts? Where?
Ganondorf: What do you mean by that?
Wario: You said something about naked butts!
Ganondorf: Never mind. Forget it.
Before too long, they arrived at the pit stop.
Bill: Ganondorf and Wario, you are team number two.
Ganondorf & Wario
2nd Place
Wario: Things are now starting to take shape.
Ganondorf: We were always contenders to win, and now, we just might.
Wario: WORLD DOMINATION!
Wario and Ganondorf slapped a high-five.
At the railway station about a half-hour later…
2nd Train
Chiang Mai Railway Station
Arrived at 12:45 PM
Sonic and Marth got their clue.
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 3rd Place
Marth: A detour.
Sonic: Should we take the Fast Forward?
Marth: Okay.
Peach & Samus
Currently in Last Place
Peach: Detour: Boat or Beast.
Samus: Boat, definitely.
Peach: Are you sure you don't wanna do the Fast Forward?
Samus: Does a rabbit have yellow polka-dots?
Peach: Well, technically, if…
Samus: Never mind. Let's just go.
Later, at the detour…
Peach: Okay, how do we work this thing again?
Samus: …with the paddles?
Peach: Well, whatever it is, we have to hurry - Sonic and Marth went off the other way, which means that they took the Fast Forward!
Mae Ping Village
Sonic and Marth were on their Fast Forward.
Sonic: So, we have to get all this chalk off the elephant's back?
Challenge Organizer: Yup, that's the gist of it.
Marth: Okay then, let's get started!
However, within fifteen minutes…
Sonic: Aargh! We should've been done by now!
Marth: Remember, this is a fast forward. If we get this right, we go straight to the pit stop.
Sonic: Yeah, but you never know when we'll be done! This is ridiculous!
Just then, Sonic dropped his sponge and the elephant stepped on it.
Sonic: Yet another mishap.
Meanwhile, at the detour…
Peach & Samus
On Boat
Samus: This is a lot harder than it looks.
Peach: Still, we may yet have a chance to avoid elimination if Sonic and Marth suck at the Fast Forward.
Mae Ping Village
Sonic and Marth were struggling.
Marth: We are SUCKING at this!
Sonic: Forget about it! Just focus on getting the Fast Forward!
Marth: Should we stop and switch to the detour?
Sonic: No. This will be worth it.
Sonic then had his sponge stolen by a random petty thief.
Sonic: We don't get enough credit for this.
Later, at the detour…
Peach and Samus now could see the end of the marked course.
Samus: Yes! We're here!
They got off and took their clue.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 3rd Place
Samus: Drive to Mae Ping Village.
Later, when they got to Mae Ping Village…
Peach: Hey! Sonic and Marth are here!
Samus: Do you think that maybe…
Peach: Forget it. Let's just take the clue.
Peach & Samus
Currently in 3rd Place
Samus: Battle.
Peach: Well, here goes!
Master Hand entered the battlefield.
Peach started off with Peach Bomber.
Samus used Missile.
Master Hand used Jet on Samus.
Peach: 0% damage
Samus: 16% damage
Master Hand: 93% HP remaining
Peach and Samus then both used their side-smashes.
Master Hand attacked with Punch.
Peach: 22% damage
Samus: 34% damage
Master Hand: 86% HP remaining
Meanwhile…
Marth: Is this good enough?
The challenge organizer nodded, then passed them their next clue.
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 3rd Place
Marth: Drive to the Karen Village.
Bill: Sonic and Marth, having completed the Fast Forward, may now skip all tasks and head to the pit stop at the Karen Village.
Samus: Are you serious?
Peach: We should've taken the Fast Forward.
In the car…
Sonic & Marth
Currently in 3rd Place
Marth: From right under Peach and Samus's noses!
Sonic: It doesn't get any better than this!
Marth: I know!
Sonic: That is, unless we had chocolate milkshakes to go with this moment!
Marth: Right you are!
However, back at the battle, Peach and Samus had just been KO'd.
Karen Village
Sonic and Marth ran onto the mat.
Bill: Sonic and Marth, you are team number three.
Sonic & Marth
3rd Place
Bill: Guys, as the only team so far to not win a single leg, you are considered the underdogs. How do you feel about that?
Marth: It's not a problem. In fact, we relish this role, as the less likely they think we'll win, the more likely they'll underestimate us.
Sonic: What? Underdogs? But I want us to be the favorites!
About an hour or so later, Peach and Samus showed up, having completed their one-hour penalty.
Bill: Peach and Samus, you're the last team to arrive.
Peach & Samus
Last Place
Samus: It's no surprise to us - we've been here before.
Peach: I think I know what comes next.
Bill: However, the good news is that this is one of four pre-determined non-elimination legs, so you're still in the race, but there's a catch. In the next leg, you will have to go through a Speed Bump.
Peach: Yeah! We survived again!
Bill: I make that five times now that you've barely avoided elimination, the others in Legs 3, 4, 7, and 10.
Samus: Just goes to show you, you can never keep a good team down.
Finish Times:
Jigglypuff and Kirby: 11:55 AM
Ganondorf and Wario: 12:09 PM
Sonic and Marth: 2:32 PM
Peach and Samus: 3:39 PM
Next time on the Brawl Amazing Race:
The final elimination is made!
Teams receive a red carpet welcome!
And, can they win at their own game?
Don't miss it!