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Chapter eleven

" Itachi! I'm bored…."

I whined unhappily,riding on the raven haired Uchiha's back."That's good for you." He said not really caring. "Don't you care?" I asked,crying anime tears. "Not really.."He said flatly.

I blinked,"Then,erm,where are we going?"

He sighed,"None of your concern.."

"Well,if I'm coming then it is my concern.."I pouted.

Itachi rolled his eyes, "We're going to the base."

"Oh,cool!..Why?"I raised a brow.

"Fighting…"He said quietly.

" Oh,so I'm training with someone,right?Wait,if they kill me,will charges go against them or no-"I was interrupted when Itachi suddenly snapped,"Shut up,no more questions…"

Itachi just lost it,I thought.

"Okay…So..Are we there yet?"I asked hopefully.

"That's a question…"He pointed out.

"Yeah,so?"

He just shook his head."All I can tell you is that you're dueling with Deidara." My eyes widened,before grinning widely. "Awesome!Deidara equals hotty!"He shook his head again,covering his eyes with his got to a big black building,probably the base…

I frowned,"Just one last question..Why don't you people speak Japanese?"

"Because,we just don't.."He said,dead toned.

"Oh,okay!"I chirped.

"Y-you brought the person who ate my m-mommy!" Kisame teared.

"Sheesh,get over it dude..It was a very long time ago.." I said.

"B-bu-" Kisame cried before getting cut off from his partner's sentence,"Misa,you will fight with Deidara,first off let's train before it begins.." Itachi said,boredly.

"Okay!So,what's first?"I asked.

"What Jutsus do you know?"He asked,raising a brow. I laughed nervously. "Erm,eh… I don't know too many..But,I have an elemental jutsu.."

He sighed,"Which one?"

"Fire…I thought I was the one that made a guys hair go on fire once……"Itachi sweat dropped."Okay, then…" I waited impatiently for him to continue,"So..?"

"Do a fire release jutsu on that bush.." He said,pointing at a bush.

"What did the bush ever do to you?"I pouted.

He rolled his eyes."Just do it…"

"Okay…" I focused really hard doing a Katon:Fire ,it made 3 bushes burn!

"Good…" Itachi said,disinterestly..

Kakashi's POV:

'And then Mary said to Josh who lied to Betty in their steamy love affair..'My eyes.. Well,one eye and the other one is covered.. Skimmed through the page with interest. I walked absentmindedly,before I tripped all of a sudden..

Donuts;

I saw some donuts that was on the ground that came mysteriously out of nowhere,I picked it up while throwing my book behind me and munched on the donuts.

I sighed,"Yum.. Wait,where's my book?"

Lily's POV:

I saw a small book flying and my eye sight blacked out for a moment. I opened my eyes and something hit my head,as I looked at the ground and saw a book. "Itcha Itcha Paradise Book 3!" I opened the book,I got so grossed out and asked myself.'Can you even publish this?' I wondered to myself.

"This is a piece of crap." I exclaimed.

A long,white haired middle aged man walked up, "You say my book is a piece of crap? This book is full of Passion! Mystery! And the best of all! PORN!"

I scowled,"What's so special about porn?"

"Haha,young child,Porn is everything! It's the only thing.. It's magical!"He said,sparkles appearing out of nowhere.

I repeated,dead toned,"Magical?"

"Yes! Magical!?Besides,I doubt you can do any better.."He folded his arms across his chest.

I frowned,"Actually,I have an A in Language Arts class.."

"So! That doesn't prove anything!"He exclaimed.

I pouted,"I'll make a copy for you to see how well my writing is,you'll see it's great!"

"Is it full of porn?"He asked hopefully.

"No.."I raised my brow.

"Then,go away.."He waved his hand,dismissively.

"Come on,that's not fair! I can be a writer,too!"I whined.

"Oh,fine,but don't bother me when I'm peepin-I mean erm.. Researching.. Okay?"Jiraiya giggled at the added part,but gave me a pointed glare.

"Hai."I nodded.

"Now go do whatever.."He said,boredly.

"Okay!"I chirped.

Sasuke's POV:

"Come on Orchimaru,I need to go on the computer to finish my emo poetry!"Sasuke said,upset that he couldn't go on with his new found emo creativity..

"Later,I'm almosssssst done,all I need to do issssssss print my little boyssssssss picturessssssss out.." Orchimaru replied.

"Fine,but hurry up!"Sasuke scowled.

"Yeah,yeah."Orochimaru said,before turning back to the monitor.

"So,Bobby.. How do you like this? The night is dark just like my heart,my brother is dead in my eyes,not a surprise,I will kill whoever gets in my way!Just like you, someday…"Sasuke read from a small piece of paper.

"Awesome!!" Bobby said,clapping.

"You do know you're still not important,right?"He glared.

"Aww,I'm leaving now.."Bobby pouted.

"Sssssssasssssssssuke,I'm done with the computer for now,though,I'm in a contessssssst for the hottessssssst little boy contessssssst,can I take some nude picturesssssssss of you?"

Sasuke sighed,"Fine,let's go in my room.."

Orochimaru's tongue slithered,his mouth twitching into a grin,"Okay!"

Misa's POV:

"Sorry!I'll pay for your wig!" I said,to a minor character that head was on fire.."Haha.. Good,now do that to Deidara,so his long hair will burn!"Itachi said.

I pouted,"B-bu-"

"Continue.." He said,boredly.

"Okay." I did a Fire release:Fire bolt. To a tree. "Poor tree." I said,feeling guilty. Itachi nodded,"Last part in this training,you have to dodge my kunais,"

"Hai." I saw a big black sharp thingy coming at me,so I kneeled before it stuck to a tree."The tree huggers are going to kill us.." I declared. Another kunai came from the right side,so I jumped out of the way. I pouted,"What happens if you do hit me?"

"Then you're worthless." He said,shrugging.

"Oh,okay that makes me feel better.." While another kunai came for my neck.I ducked down so my neck would still be with me.. Then three kunais came out of nowhere,just my luck,right? One came for my left arm,one came for my right arm and one came for my head.I jumped out of the way so my left arm would still be attached,then kneeled to keep my neck in place and dived out of the way for my right arm.

"Are you trying to kill me?!"I exclaimed.

"Well,I knew you wouldn't die like that,so no, not really... Besides,you still have my pimpin' hat.."

"I'm tired!"I whined.

"So?I don't care."Itachi said. I frowned, " have it you're way. Fire Release! Flying flame kunais!" He dodged all of them,but I almost got his ,so close.. Well,not really..

Whatever.

Lily's POV:

I walked to the bathhouse knowing that Jiraiya does his 'research' there."Pervy Sage!"I whispered,unintentionally being loud. "Shh,keep it down would ya,I don't want to get caught!" He said,breaking in sweat.

"What was that Pervy Sage?" I started to speack louder because I couldn't hear him,I walked closer. Suddenly a dark aura emitted from behind the fence. Jiraiya face palmed his forehead. "Damn!Look what you done!"He exclaimed..

I blinked,"What did I do?"

"Run!" He screamed and ran.A bunch of girls started to go after him.. Wait,he still didn't check my story! So,I ran after him too. "PERVY SAGE!WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"

"This is what happens when you speak so loudly!"He yelled over his shoulder.. After a few minutes of walking,we finally stopped infront of a building. We went into his hotel room."Well,okay,erm,this is the paperwork."

I handed him some papers.

"Hmm,this is okay.. I like this.. Okay.. Wait! THIS IS LIKE,NO PORN IN IT! THIS IS SO VULGER! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" He shouted,making me twitch.

"MY STUFF IS VULGER?YOUR STUFF IS VULGER,NOT MINE!"I said shouting too. Jiraiya folded his arms across his chest."Redo the entire thing!"

"WHAT!? THAT TOOK ME THREE WHOLE HOURS TO MAKE !YOU LIKE IT, AND YOU LIKE IT NOW!"I demanded.

"No,go make something else that includes porn?Okay?"He grinned suggestively,wigging his eye brows up and down. I sighed. "Fine…"I said and walked away. "Time for more research!" Jiraiya said,before whistling a innocent tune and walking away.

Sasuke's POV:

"Orochimaru,I'm done with the pictures,let me go on the computer."Sasuke asked,frowning slightly. "Hold on jusssssssst one more pleasssssssssse!"Orochimaru said."One more."

Orchimaru took the picure.

"Okay,I'm done." I put on my clothes. "Now let me go upload thesssssssse okay?"Orochimaru asked,hopefully."No.."

"Pleassssssse!"

"No.."

"Pleassssssse!"

"No.."

"Pleassssssse!"

I sighed,"Oh,fine,just shut up.."

"Okay,if you insssssssisssst!"

"…"

Misa's POV:

"When am I fighting Deidara?!"I whined."You're staying here over night, you're not ready to fight today with tomorrow."Itachi stated,annoyed. I raised a brow,"Okay…"

Itachi sighed,"Follow me to your room."

"Okay! Am I sleeping in you're room?"I asked,hopefully.

"No..You're sleeping in Deidara's room."He said,flatly.

I chirped happily,"Okay!"

Lily's POV:

I walked over to the bathhouse again,seeing Jiraiya. "Jiraiya! Look at this!" I whispered,now quietly. I handed him the papers.

"Hmm,I like it.. I like this.. Ooh,I likey.. Wait! I asked for porn in it,not Anti-porn!"He exclaimed,looking at me incredulously."Well,you never asked what topic…"I said innocently.

"Tomorrow make me a good one..Okay? One with porn not anti-porn only my kind of porn..Okay?"He grinned perversely. I grew an anime vein,"BUT THIS TOOK ALL DAY!"

"Shhh,they will hear you.."He frowned.

I scowled,"I don't care."

"Fine,good make a new !"He pointed to the door.

"You can at least say please.."I pouted.

"Please?"He asked.

"Thank you. That's fine."I smiled evilly.

"GO! Please!" He whined. "Okay,also,a should start running.." I said and walked away slowly.. Whistling a innocent tune."What?Why?Ohh! Aww shit,not again.."

And run he did;

Sasuke's POV:

"OROCHIMARU! Lemme on this damn computer!"I whined,getting extremely annoyed.. I wanted to go on now,darn it!

"I got ssssssssssomething for you're birthday."

He handed me a big box.

"Oh,what is it a big nude lil boy you printed out?"I raised a brow.

"No…Jusssssst look in it!"He said,excited.

"Fine."

I opened a box.

I saw a laptop..

"Oh,a laptop.."I said,boredly.

"Yeah,you like Sssssssasssssuke-kun?"He asked hopefully.

"Sure,I'm going to go write now.."

I walked away.

Orochimaru pouted,"You're welcome…."

Misa's POV:

"Good night Deidara!"

I said,cuddling with the blonde haired artist.. Who was tied in chains.. I wonder who put that there.. Oh well,not that I'm complaining..

He scowled,"Why am I cursed with you?Yeah."

"I love you too!"

Me: PORN IS NASTY!

Jiraiya: No it's not!

Me: Uh huh!

Jiraiya: Nuh uh!

Me: Uh huh!

Jiraiya: Nuh uh!

Me: Uh huh!

Cockashi: Has either of you seen my book?

Both: ....*Whistles innocently and walks away.*

Cockashi: Is that a no? Oh well,I have donuts!