Alrighty then. My other idea. XD But this takes place when they're in their freshman year of middle school...XD

Warnings: Please do not touch the fucking cameras. Seriously. And refrain from touching the cup noodles as well. They're my food. Aw, what the heck. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH, LOOK, OR EVEN TRY TO SMELL THE CAMERAS!! SO STOP STARING!

I got this idea when we played the Name Game for freshman orientation...HIGH SCHOOL orientation...mah bad XD

P.S. I'm using last names...for the name game XD not first...GAH this is confusing but whatever...XD

50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei

Number Eleven

I will not play the 'name game' ever again.

"Alright," the teacher announced. "We will play a name game, just to get everyone acquainted with each other. Everyone, please form a circle."

The class formed a circle, just like the teacher asked. Except Mukahi was fidgeting a bit because he was bored. And Atobe...was just being Atobe.

"Ore-sama does not understand why we have to form a circle."

"Because we're playing a name game, dumbfuck," Mukahi rolled his eyes.

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ORE-SAMA 'DUMBFUCK'!"

"Class, please." The teacher was trying to calm the two. "We're going to play a game, Atobe. That's why we have to form a circle."

"..."

"So," the teacher began explaining. "We will go clockwise. Mukahi-san will start, and the person next to him will go after him, and so on. You have to say your name, and a animal that starts with the same letter as the first letter of your name."

"Wait," Mukahi said. "Doesn't that mean the last person has to memorize the most names and animals?"

"Yes..."

"But that's like...not fair. It's stupid."

"Why are you complaining?" Shishido asked. "I think I'm the last one, you know."

"Oh..."

"...So, class. Shall we start?"

Mukahi sighed. "This is stupid..."

"Mukahi-san, please start."

"...Mukahi the...uh...mole?"

The girl next to him continued on. "Um...he's...Mukahi the mole...and I"m...Akari the...ant."

The game continued with a few more students before it was Atobe's turn.

"Ore-sama is Atobe the orangutan," Atobe said proudly.

"Atobe-san...you have to say you other classmates' names first," the teacher said.

"And 'orangutan' doesn't start with an 'a'," Oshitari stated.

The class laughed. Atobe glared at all of them.

"Ore-sama is GOD. So, therefore, ORANGUTAN DOES TOO START WITH AN A!!!"

"..."

Oshitari twitched. But just a little.

The girl next to Atobe pointed at Mukahi. "Um...you are that thing that's like...on Atobe-san's face, wasn't it?"

Atobe twitched. "ORE-SAMA DOES NOT HAVE A MOLE!"

The girl was silent. She pointed at Atobe. "You are the really...uh...orange monkey...I think."

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ORE-SAMA AN ORANGUTAN!!!"

"Atobe-san," the teacher said impatiently. "That girl is a transfer student from Taiwan. Please, don't yell at her."

Atobe pointed at the girl. "Ore-sama demands you take Japanese lessons!"

The girl suddenly yelped out. "YOU ARE A ORANGE PEEL! OH YES!!!"

Atobe was mentally crying to himself. Why, oh why did he have to play this pointless name game?

Mukahi just smirked and pointed at Shishido. "I know! You're the snake!"

Shishido stared. "I haven't gone yet."

"Oh..."

"SUGEE!" Jirou shouted. "THERE'S A REALLY WE-" he broke off and fell on the floor, asleep.

"What the heck?"

"..."

"YOU'RE THE OGRE!" Mukahi was pointing at Atobe.

"Ore-sama is the orangutan!"

"Yeah...MONKEY KING!!!"

"Ore-sama is NOT the Monkey King!"

"Well, it kinda fits. You called yourself like...a monkey thing...and you're actually trying to be king..."

Atobe pondered on this for a moment. "Ore-sama believes you have a point."

Shishido groaned. "Great. We have two idiots in our class now."

"ORE-SAMA IS NOT AN IDIOT!!"

"DUMBFUCK!!!"

"Atobe! Mukahi!" the teacher barked. "To the principal's office! NOW!"

"..."

I think I'm too tired...XD I wanna sleep sooooo badly...

Oh...another chappie to Shattering World... I need to make it -dies-

SLEEP!!!