Fullmetal Naruto Cross
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I don't own and read last chapter.)
"Damn grandma tone it down an octave or ten will ya? They're my adopted sons not birth ones." Izumi said covering her ringing ears as she glared at her grandmother who quickly calmed down at hearing the two boys were adopted.
"Good that's one less person for me to kill. Now grab your sons and let's go. We need to meet your idiot grandfather for training." Tsunade said sighing in relief when she heard about how the boys were adopted.
"…You mean you're going to go track down ero-jiji so that you two can go raise unholy hell with the Civilian council and drag us along so you can label it 'training'." Izumi translated while the Elric brothers quickly got their things together, Edward taking Izumis' pack to carry for his 'mom'.
"…That sounds about right." Tsunade said grinning while her granddaughter merely shook her head slightly in disbelief. Her grandmother was just like her and Edward…and she wasn't sure if that was a good thing or bad. Hmmm… bad for their enemies that was definitely for sure but good for their small family most likely.
"Am I the only sane one in this family?" Alphonse asked with a sigh as he looked at the two grinning blonds and one grinning red head.
"I feel your pain kid." The dark haired girl said with a sigh of her own. As if to discredit her claim the pig in her arms let out an 'oink', causing everyone to look at her.
"Well at least she's carrying around extra food." Izumi said shrugging her shoulders while the black haired woman looked horrified at this, as did the pig who let out frantic oinks and tried to struggle to get away from Izumi. Tsunade on the other hand was laughing her ass off.
"Tonton is not extra food! He's a member of our team and family." The dark haired woman said hugging the pig close protectively. Sasuke reached forward and 'accidentally' brushed his hand against Izumi as he sneered at the black haired woman.
"What's a useless little-"Sasuke began with an arrogant snort until the pig leapt out of the dark haired womans arms and head-butted the duck butt haired thief, which knocked Sasuke right out. There was dead silence for a moment before Izumi began laughing her ass off, setting off most of the clan heirs and her two sons as well.
"Forget extra food! That pig is awesome! He…Oh Truth my sides!" Izumi struggled to say through her laughter, Edward rolling on the floor beside her laughing while Alphonse was leaning against the wall and slowly sliding down it he was laughing so hard.
"Mom's stalker got taken out by a pig! Gates my sides!" Edward said laughing like a hyena while Tsunade stopped laughing at that. Izumi had given the boys the run down on pretty much everyone in the village…and the boys had to be restrained from hurting their mom's stalker on more than one occassion.
"Oh so he's the one stalking my granddaughter?" Tsunade asked cracking her knuckles loudly as she glared down at the out cold Sasuke who was being fretted over by Ino and Sakura.
"Izumi-baka! Why would Sasuke-kun stalk you!? You're a clanless orphan freak that cheated on the-"Sakura began to shriek at Izumi until she was hit with the KI of most of the newly arrived Jonin, Tsunade, and the Elric brothers at the same time.
"Here's a tip for you brat. While your own sensei hates Izumi-chan, the rest of us adore her. Say anything about her in front of us at your own risk." Kurenai said glaring at the pinkete, her fingers twitching to put her into a genjutsu.
"Why?! She's nothing special she's-"
"The great great granddaughter of the first hokage, the great grandniece of the second Hokage, the adopted great granddaughter of the third Hokage, the grandchild of two Sannin, the daughter of the princess of Whirlpool which makes her the princess and queen by default, and the daughter of the Fourth Hokage! I think that if you play the family game she outranks you by miles you arrogant little civilian raised fan-girl brat!" Tsunade snarled at the pinkete who paled drastically at this while the whole class gaped at a bored looking Izumi.
"Oi baa-chan? Weren't we supposed to be meeting up with Ero-jiji and rip the council a new hole to breath out of?" Izumi asked not looking the least bit surprised or bothered by her family's reputation and her family standing.
"Oh yeah… first we have to track down that pervert husband of mine." Tsunade said causing Izumi to smirk slightly.
"Well we can either do the old fashioned thing of hunting him down at the hot springs or bars… or we can use the faster more amusing method… it may end in property damage though." Izumi said causing her mischievous son and grandmother to grin while the Jonin in the room paled…as did those who knew Izumi amongst the students.
"Kid, property damage is the family legacy. Hell most people think that property damage is a part of our bloodline!" Tsunade said making Izumi grin at her wickedly.
"That was all the permission I need." Izumi said grinning as she walked to the window with a calm elegance that had many guys staring as Sasuke came too and glared at the pig and Izumi. Izumi looked over her shoulder and smirked at Sasuke as she opened the window in front of her and stuck her head out of it.
"Ero-jiji! The stalker just touched my ass!" Izumi shouted as she stuck her head out the window, making all the present ninja that liked Izumi to growl angrily while an angry roar was heard and Sasuke went as white as paper.
"That little bastard! I thought I beat it into his head for him to stay away from my precious grandbaby!" An enraged and familiar male voice shouted, causing Izumi to snicker as cursing was heard…as well as a very descriptive detailed way of castration that Jirayai was shouting. Izumi smirked as she felt the ground nearly quake as her grandfather came running over to the academy pissed as all hell. Tsunade couldn't help but snicker at Izumi's rather casual statement as she turned away from the window.
"Found him baa-chan."