The sun shine brightly outside manhattan penthouse gleaming thru this beautiful tower but not as beautiful twin tower #neverforget #bush. jerry and maury were putting back their clothes on from long orgy they had that lasted several week with asian chiks that wer in tower and were almost look like raisin b/c they empty themselves out in women. Monte was fondeling his new suspender and said "thank you Larry King Kai. I believe that what you teach me will be enough to making destroy of public enemy (word to flavor flat) oprah. We will be on our way" Monetl turn to him friends and nodded to them and jerry nod back but maury look very pencil like lost in thought. he finally part he lips to speak "I'm afraid you must face oprah without me. I have the weakest stand and it was reveal to me that because my job is to find truth and not keep facade, i allays use science and fact to find who father is for my guest on my show and don't keep much facade other than making stories of guest a lotted more interesting. i must see who is father of asian lady baby because i detect they props preggo after all loads me and jer bear dumped in. I will stay beinhd with LKK for morel orel support bottom lane."
They all walked out down to street and said their goodbyes. "before you go montelly, take this" says LKK as he tosses a huge 1980's primitive cell phone. "I have a phone" say monthly. "not one like this. you wear the suspenders a mark of big s hots from new york and 1980 business conglomerate, you earned the right to carry this. with this i can keep in touch with you using my stand" motel puzzle Took the phone and put it away and say "you never show me your stand, i almost forgot to ask if you had one." "in due time. Safe travel my pupil. make proud." say LKK in soft tone. Monte and jerry walk and motel pull out cell phone and was looking for uber app but realize that he pull of piece of trash phone LKK gave him and threw it over his shoulder and scoff. Jerry catch it and kept just in case. Monte got his real phone out and notify uber he need pick up and it say mohomad on he way 4.5 star rating in black honda. They wait about 5 min and it arrive.
"where you headed you didn't put destination in phone?" say driver "Lol i forgot. take us to JFK airport." uber driver nods as motel open he travelocity app and look for earliest flight to LAX and bought 2 tickets. he accidentally put laguardia airport so he spend 15 min argue with indian guy from customer service to change back to JFK intl'. During big traffic monetl look at jew friend jerry playing angry bird and was thinking outlaid "man they should really make angry bird movie it wouLd be sooooo funny many people watch" motel return to looking at his own cell phone and thought "well i guess i should check twitter for any new tweet. he see tweet from kid name bandyandy " montel_williams live well with montel is a life changer, thanks so much man" "this guy gets it" thought monetk to himself and reply "keep living well" after closing twitter he realize he at the terminal and got out with jerry and headed to check in. he got him ticket went thru security and sat down at his gate and got on him plane when it came 2 hr later.
Fortunately for montelly, he make it in one piece monkey d luffy to LA California without being attack on titan oops i mean plane unlike certain other characters. Montel come out of terminal with jerald thought good to be back on west coast again. he thought he had a little time on he hand and first thing he went was got some In n Out burger with a side of animal style fries with jearbear. They said cheers in unison while touching each other cheesy fries (get head out of gutter u fk they just being bros) and gulped them down. Afterwards, they saw an opportunity to get on a tour bus to visit hollywood and all the star's homes and ask the guy for broshure. he had one out and montel and jerry look at it and read over the exciting atraction. "We could go to hollywood and see sites" say jerry and montel think about this for a bit and was gonna agree and look at a real estate ad for mansions and saw a mansion shrouded in darkness with bats circling overhead and it said "visit sunny montecito, CA, home of many stars including Rob Lowe and Lord Oprah!"
Montel was triggered. He remember he mission and set him sites on Montecito.