Chapter eleven
The rice is wild... I am soooo happy with my reviews I've been getting, I think yesterday I went around with a writers glow. Anywho, I put in a second genre...Drama...I shall make my story dramatc and I'm still deciding whether or not I want a romance. Bah I think Zoro was ooc in the last chapter, I mean the one before it...nine! That's it. I was toying with the idea of having Zoro & Jen pairing, but I don't think so. When I said Sanji was cutting the cheese, I meant literly because I just burst out laughing after that.
"I like cheese." I drug out the word cheese to it's fullest potintial. "Alot of things ryhme with cheese." Sanji slammed down his knife, "Please," He took a deep breath to keep from screaming at me "don't start that again!" He continued to cut the cheese.
I picked up one of his big wooden spoons and tipped toed around the galley. "I am a princess fairy, hear me roar!" I roared.
"I need that." the iritated cook held out his hand. "You have like twenty others!" I hide the spoon out of his reach "Yeah but if I don't get that spoon from you I'll do something I'll deeply regret."
I took on the most serious face I could at the moment "I like you, and I think your a great guy. I'd hate to make you lower your stardards because of me, I'll leave now."
I left, Sanji slightly unerved by my behavior. It changes alot so he never knows what to expect. "Usopp!" I yelled once outside. "What?" his head popped up at the bottom of the railing.
"What? Your so wierd you kow that, just popping up like that saying what like somebody was talking to you." his mouth dropped open and stayed like taht for a few minutes. I skipped off like a looney.
'I'm bored' I thought, and I promptly began to spin around in a circle. A few minutes later, and I hadn't fallen down yet either, Nami walked up to me. "What are you doing?" She crossed her arms over...under her chest.
"I think there was something in that cheese Sanji gave me." I didn't stop spinning. "Sanji-kun!" she yelled. "Yes Nami-swan?" I fell down 'How'd he get out here so fast? Unless he was watching us! Stalker.'
"Did you give Jenni anything wierd to eat." he shook his head furiously "No ma'am never." She opened her mouth, pointing a finger at him. I interrupted her "I was just joking, really. I think I get it from the air."
Nami looked at me, "I will never understand you." smiling I answered her statement "Good, cause most who try never make it out alive." She waved her hand in a 'whatever' manner, shook her head, and left.
"Kaaaa...Jenni-san do you want something to drink?" I poked him in the shoulder "This wouldn't be one of your attempts to get me back in the galley with you would it?" The cook looked adorble as he bit his lip. "Ummm...no?"
"Good enough for me! I want chocolate milk!" I ran to the galley and Sanji came skipping after yelling, "Yes Jenni-san!" Since I arrived in the galley first I sat at the table, staring at the door, waiting to scrutinize Sanji.
He opened the door, and I could've sweared he was humming. I pulled out my music box, Sanji hated it. I flicked the switch and "Funky Town' started playing. "Kaaa I love this song."
"You playing with that piece of shit again." "It's a very nive piece of," I made quotation marks with my fingers "shit, as you say." He hmphed and set the table "Hey where's Luffy he hasn't been in here beggin for food.
"I may or may not of had something to do with that." he placed my plate in front of me. "What'd you do?" I laughed that ohoho laugh and placed my hand on his shoulder condesendingly.
"A master of the art never reveals his secrets." "You a girl." "I know that my dear Sanji-kun. There's just somethings you'll never understand." he took a few steps back, looking frightened.
"I'm kidding, you know that right?" he shook his head and went to call the others to lunch. I dug in. Usopp unfortunetly sat next to me, which meant he got the most of my lecture on the killing of whatever animal we happened to be eating.
We were having crabs, which meant that because of my hate for crabs he'd be hearing about the time I wen't to the pet store and saw them eating each other.
About halfway through I left cause crabs are evil and I refuse to eat them. Sanji was hurt that I refused to eat his food but he'd get over it...or not. He's a pretty emotional guy, I feel for him.
When they were all done Nami came out and sat on the lounge chair next to mine. "Hey Jen?" "Hmmm..." She pulled out a book, "Would you please play Nocturne for me?" I raised my eyebrows. "My, my is Nami a Chopin fan?"
"Yes, you got a problem with it?" she stuck out her tongue. "Nope I am too!" I played it, but got bored after an hour of sitting. "Zoro!" I yelled in his ear. "The fu..." I slapped my hand over his mouth. "Watch your languge young man!" he bite me! "Owwwww..." "That's what you get, what's your problem you don't yell at Sanji for cussing."
"I've never heard him say that word, he just says shit and it's fitting." I nursed my hurt hand, "Whatever, there all just as bad. Oh and why the hell did you scream in my ear!" "Cause I felt like it, duh."
"Your annoying go away." I sat down next to him "You better be nice, I'll dye your hair blonde." He put his hands behind he's head "Is that so?" I nodded "Yeah and I'll tell everybody your Sanji's brother."
He clicked his tongue, "You wouldn't dare, besides that's stupid." I leaned closer "Really, what would be a good thing to do then?" He hit me over the head, softly though, the last time he really hit me I was out for a day.
"I'm not going to fall for that, do I have 'idiot' on my forehead?" I tried to hid my smirk "No you don't, I think I'll go find Luffy." "He's on the mast." I sighed and did the signature annoyed teenager move.
"He's always up there, I'm going to the kitchen!" Stomping of I heard Zoro mummble under his breath "She is so strange."
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"Sanji?" he sighed, and said yes for the twentieth time. "Sanji?" "Oh for the love of my sanity stop!" he took a deep breath "I'm sorry I just snapped at you Jenni-san." I giggled "It's okay...my tummy hurts."
"What is it? Oh shit it wasn't my food was it!?!?!" he felt my forehead. "No, I just feel uneasy." he frowned in that frown cause your worried way. "It's like somethings going to happen."
'It's really wierd.' Everything went black my last thought was this 'No I am so not going to faint again this is all your fault little missy!'
I love you all!!!!! Hugs reviews close. Now be good and review or I'll use Mr. 4's wonderful idea that involves Mister Jango. This Chapter (I forgot in the begining) is deticated to ZozemonkeySan so go read her stories! Lately I just want to write or type "I like Cheese!" everywhere, I don't know why either!