Chapter Ten: Tamaki is Last Once Again

{Hisoka's P.O.V.}

'Damn…. What happened to me…?' I thought. 'Oh yeah… I ate Haruhi's sandwich… Tuna sandwich….'

I moaned and opened my eyes, before immediately closing them again at the bright lights overhead.

Someone placed a wet cloth on my forehead, and I opened my eyes and squinted up at them.

"F-Fumiko…?" I managed out. My throat was sore, and talking was painful.

"Hey imōto, how are you feeling?"

I glared at her, noticing I was in Ouran's infirmary. "H-How do you t-think? I ate s-seafood!"

Fumiko chuckled. "Your some friends brought you here. They're very worried." She gestured to her right, and I saw Hikaru and Karou standing there awkwardly.

My eyes widened. "H-Hey guys… Thanks for b-bringing me here…" I smiled sheepishly.

Fumiko leaned down and whispered in my ear, "By the way, I told them you were a girl." I gave Fumiko a death glare and tried to sit up so I could strangle her, but she pushed me back down. "Nice try." Was all she said before walking out the door and leaving me alone with the twins.

"…So… You guys know then, huh…?" I asked awkwardly. They nodded and I chuckled quietly. "Seems like Tamaki lost… Again…"

Hikaru and Karou looked at me quizzically. "What do you mean?" Karou asked.

"Tamaki was the last to find out I'm a girl… Just like he was last to find out about Haruhi…"

The twins gaped at me. "You know about that?" They asked in unison.

I nodded. "Kyoya told me. He was also the one who decided we should see who figured it out last."

"You mean, Kyoya knows?" Hikaru asked. "Wait… You said that Tamaki was last… That means… The others already know too?"

I nodded again. "Yeah, Kyoya found out when you guys were at my house, Haruhi figured it out that night, and Mori and Honey were listening in when Haruhi confronted me today about my gender, so they knew too."

"Oh…." They murmured in unison.

I sat up and swung my legs so that they were hanging over the side of the bed. "Thanks for bringing me here you guys… I'm so stupid… I can't believe I actually ate that…"

"It's alright Hisoka, we're just glad you're okay. But why was it so bad that you ate Haruhi's sandwich?" Karou replied.

I sighed. "I'm allergic to seafood, and that sandwich had cheap tuna in it."

The twins nodded in understanding. I noticed though, that they had not moved from their spot near the door. My eye twitched slightly. "You know, you don't have to be my friend if you don't want to… I was hoping that just because I'm actually a girl wouldn't change anything but –" I was cut off by the twins suddenly glomping me.

"We still want to be your friend Hisoka, why would you think otherwise?" They said in unison.

I tried to pull them off. "Y-You just kept standing there at the door…"

Hikaru and Karou finally got off, and sat down next to me, one on each side. They were about to reply, when Tamaki came flying through the door.

The twins and I ducked, sending Tamaki flying straight over our heads and into a wall.

The rest of the Host Club entered, and I whispered to Kyoya, "Tamaki loses."

He chuckled. "I think you should tell him then, before he finds out about you the same way he did Haruhi."

My brow furrowed. "What…?" Kyoya leaned in and whispered to me what had happened. When he pulled back, I gave Tamaki a death glare that was equal to only that of Kyoya's, sending him into his corner of woe. I pulled a empty metal tray off of the nearby counter, and smack Tamaki upside the head with it. "You pervert!" I screamed at him.

All the hosts – except for Kyoya of course – sweat dropped.

"You walked in on Haruhi while she was changing?" I continued my rant, continuing to smack Tamaki on the head every once and a while. "That's just…" I couldn't find the right words, so I moved on. "How do you think us girls feel about that?" I was panting slightly, from so much screaming and smacking.

Tamaki cowered in his corner, but then, he stopped, staring at me in shock. "…Wait… You're a girl…?" He asked.

I smacked him upside the head one more time. "Damn right." I put the tray back where I had found it, and got Tamaki an ice pack. "Sorry, I had to get that out." I said blankly as I handed him the ice pack.

I heard Hikaru whisper to Karou, "She really is blood type AB…" I quickly picked up the tray and turned around, waving the tray threateningly in his face. He took a step back, and I put the tray down once more, satisfied.

"So, now you all know I'm a girl." I said. "But you can't tell anyone, got it?" I glared at the twins and Tamaki, knowing the other already got my message. The previously said three nodded quickly and I smiled. "Okay then!" Then I walked out the door, leaving the Host Club behind.

AN/

I know it's short, but I wanted to update…

You guys only gave me two reviews last chapter… *Sniff*

Thanks to:

Ealyna19

And

Eien no Akumu

You're the only two people who reviewed, and they were greatly appreciated!

And yes Ealyna19, I agree. Hisoka is horrible at keeping her secret, but it's easy to write when everyone knows she's a girl… I have a beach house moment to write after all *Wink wink*

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