Five points to anybody who guesses which book I got this format from, haha. This is another oldie, so yes, I am procrastinating on requests. But don't let that deter you from requesting anyway~
Payback
Renji, Byakuya, and Rukia
::A DEADLY EQUATION::
One Drunken Lieutenant
"Hey Ruki-chan~ Wanna give me a kiss?"
:Plus:
One Rejection
"R-renji! Get off me, you idiot! You're drunk!"
:Equals:
One Pissed Off Captain Who Happened To Be Watching
Renji still has scars.