For Sincerely the Sign Painter
Dear Ms. Rowling and WB Studios,
I am writing you to discuss the issues with my character in the films you made. I must admit though they are mildly accurate with most of the truth.
Also, I was quite fond of Richard Harris. He seems to portray me well. And Michael Gambon was acceptable for the majority of it.
But there were some flaws in his performance. Such as he depicted me quite, well, angry. I am not a very angry person. He yells at everyone and I most certainly do not do that. I feel that Harry and most people are almost afraid of him. I truly do not raise my voice as much as is shown.
Also I don't wear fez's. Tassels are not really a true wizard's garb.
As a slight side note, I am not Irish. I am a proud English man.
I realize that you cannot change any of this. But you should be aware of these things.
Thank you for listening to an old man's ramblings.
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
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