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Ironic
Chapter 11
AfterParty
"Let's play truth or dare!" Tobi suggested after showing the group his two bedroom apartment.
"What are you, 14 again?" Sasori snidely commented.
"This is really immature, Tobi." Itachi said agreeing with Sasori.
"Be nice, un." Deidara said as he sat on the floor beside Tobi. "I'll play!"
"Come on Kisame!" Kisame blushed slightly but sat to play the game.
"Okay!" Tobi said excitedly. "So, Kisame, Truth or Dare?"
Kisame looked thoughtful. "Truth."
Tobi smirked at Itachi. "Where's Itachi's favorite place to do it?"
Itachi looked horrified. "Hot tub, pool, bathtub, anywhere wet really." Kisame answered and Itachi flushed.
"Anywhere?" Tobi asked.
"Remember that time we went to the beach-"
"I SWAM IN THAT WATER!" Deidara said putting his head in his hands. "Ewww, un."
"I still have some pictures of that trip!" Tobi said jumping up and leaving the room in search of pictures.
"That game didn't last very long." Sasori said. He walked over and sat behind Deidara, pulling him onto his lap. Sasori rested his chin on Deidara's head as Deidara sighed against him.
After Neji, Sasuke, and Gaara had changed (Sasuke and Gaara borrowing some of Neji's clothes) they met up with Sakura and Ino (after Neji decided they could come if they didn't tell TenTen) in front of the building. Gaara was wearing tight, low cut jeans that he could hardly believe that they weren't girls jeans and his shirt didn't quite meet his pants.
"I want to go to Kuß-Kuß." Sasuke said.
"That German club?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah." Sasuke said smirking.
Tobi came trotting back into the room with a large shoe box. "These are the leftovers pictures from all those scrapbooks you guys have."
Tobi sat down beside Deidara and Sasori and pulled the lid off the box. Itachi and Kisame came over and sat on the other side of Tobi.
"Oh, Deidara," Tobi said producing a bottle of Tequila and five small shot glasses. "Found this in the kitchen."
Deidara blushed and giggled. "Stupid Tobi, un."
Kisame was also blushing. Sasori and Itachi had no idea what was going on. So Itachi, blunt as ever, asked. "What's going on?"
"Well, Deidara used to let u-" Tobi started but wasn't able to finish for Deidara punching him in the side of the head. It was a wimpy punch since Deidara was already half inebriated.
"Shut up Tobi!" Kisame and Deidara shouted at the same time.
"Oww! Dei-kun you hurt me!" Tobi whined. "Kiss it better."
Sasori almost lost his cool. Itachi got to Tobi before he did though. Grabbing Tobi's brown hair he tugged Tobi's face toward his and hissed. "Sasori is going to kick you ass if you don't back off Deidara."
Kisame busied himself with pouring drinks and sliding them to people. "Let's look at the photos." He suggested trying to change the subject.
Itachi let go of Tobi and regained his composure, downing his shot. Tobi picked up a photo from the box.
"I think we were at you pool Kisame." Tobi said passing the picture to Kisame.
Kisame nodded. "Home sweet home."
The picture showed Tobi, Deidara, Kisame, Sasori, and Itachi in their swim trunks all grinning for the camera. Deidara and Tobi's hair was already wet and sticking to their foreheads.
"Kisame," Deidara said in complete awe. "You grew, un! You were already past six feet in that photo, un! How tall are you right now, un?"
"I just 6'3" Deidara." Kisame said laughing. Deidara downed his shot and slid his glass back to Kisame. Sasori decided to down his drink also; he sure as hell was going to need it not to kill Tobi tonight.
"Itachi look at your face!" Tobi said pulling another picture from the box.
Kisame took the picture from Tobi and laughed. Itachi glared. "It's not funny. I didn't want to play." Snatching the photo away from Kisame and stuffing it back in the box. Only to be picked up by Deidara.
The photo was once again at Kisame's pool. Kisame had Itachi on his shoulders and Sasori had Deidara on his shoulders. But while Deidara was laughing, Itachi had his hands clenching Kisame's hair afraid to fall. It made Sasori think of what else they had done in Kisame's pool.
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"I think they're asleep," Deidara whispered into Sasori's ear, his warm breath tickling. Sasori nodded and they snuck out of their shared sleeping bag and left Kisame's room, stepping over a sprawled out Tobi on their way. The hall way light was on thankfully and they made their way down stairs as quietly as possible. Sneaking through the kitchen they made it to the backdoor without incident. Deidara smirked sexily at Sasori as exited the house and made their way to the deep side of the pool.
Deidara started taking off his night shirt followed quickly by his pajamas bottoms. Sasori turned around as Deidara started to take off his boxers. Sasori had just gotten his shirt off good when he heard Deidara's almost silent dive into the pool. Sasori pulled off his pants and boxers at the same time, and hurriedly dived into the pool.
Deidara had just come up for air as Sasori dived in. Deidara swam down to meet Sasori at the bottom of the pool waiting. Sasori embraced Deidara pressing their lips together as Deidara wrapped his legs around Sasori's waist and put his arms around Sasori's neck, deepening the kiss. When they hit the top of the water they pulled away from each other panting but smiling despite their breathlessness.
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"Look how skinny we were!" Tobi said leaning into Deidara to show him a picture of Tobi and Deidara with their arms each others shoulders.
"Hey, un," Deidara said crossing his arms. "I'm still skinny, un!"
"Oh, here are the beach trip pictures!" Tobi said grabbing a handful of pictures from the box. Kisame and Itachi blushed, both hoping that Tobi hadn't accidentally caught any pictures of their 'fun in the sun'.
The first picture was of Deidara and Sasori and Kisame and Itachi sitting in a booth at a beachside café. The second picture was of Deidara being carried on Sasori's back down the sidewalk. Sasori smiled remembering that.
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"Danna, un, have you seen my flip flops?" Deidara said looking around the sand.
"Where did you leave them?" Sasori asked picking up a cooler.
"I dunno, un!" Deidara said. "TOBI! Did you take my shoes?"
"…No."
"Did you leave them by the water?" Sasori asked.
"…Yeah, un?"
Tobi laughed as Deidara plopped down on the sand. "Aww poor Deidara-kun!"
Deidara pouted and Sasori leaned down and kissed the corner of Deidara's mouth. Deidara smiled. "Let's go, we'll get you some more shoes at the hotel's lobby shop."
Deidara nodded and picked up the bag that held everyone's towel. Sasori had the cooler, Kisame was carrying some clothes that they had worn to the beach. Itachi had started to carry half the clothes, but Kisame had insisted that he get those for him. Tobi had also lucked out and didn't have to carry anything.
They walked off the beach and headed toward their hotel. Deidara yelped when his feet touched the hot concrete sidewalk and he quickly put his feet back into the sand. Sasori turned around.
"Are you alright Deidara?" he asked. Deidara nodded so Sasori kept walking.
Deidara let his feet touch the sidewalk again as he hurried to catch up with the others. Sasori noticed his odd walking.
"Are you sure you're okay?" he asked.
Deidara winced and whimpered. "T-the sidewalks really hot, un."
Tobi grunted as Sasori shoved the cooler into his gut as he turned around to help his boyfriend. "Hold this."
Sasori picked Deidara up and carried him over to the nearest bench and looked at the bottom of Deidara's feet. "That doesn't look good." Deidara's feet were dark red and had some small cuts on his toes. There was no way he was going to let Deidara walk with his feet in this shape. ((AN: We have a pool in the back yard surrounded by concrete and when your wet (and shriveled) toes hit the really hot (I mean really hot, when you splash water out of the pool you can hear is sizzle) it messes up you toes and you get all these painful little cuts! And it hurts!))
Sasori crouched down in front of Deidara. "Get on."
Deidara blushed but wrapped his arms around Sasori's neck. Sasori stood and put his hands under Deidara's thighs. Burying his face into Sasori's neck, Deidara could smell hints of Sasori's natural masculine and cologne and deodorant. "You smell good, Danna, un."
(Hours later)
"We're heading to the beach again; they're having fireworks as soon as it gets dark." Kisame said picking up the cooler. They had replaced the Pepsi and Sprite with beers for when it was dark and cool on the beach. "You think you'll be good enough to see the fireworks Dei?"
Deidara nodded excited. Fireworks were part of his art. "I could go to the beach now but somebody won't let me, un." Deidara said pointedly giving Sasori a dirty look.
"Aww poor little Dei. Stuck all alone in an empty hotel room with his lover, some how I don't feel that bad for you." Kisame said patting Deidara's head.
Deidara huffed. "Whatever, un."
Kisame rolled his eyes then informed Sasori what part of the beach they would be on then left.
"Alright," Sasori said sitting at foot of the bed. "Let me see those feet."
Deidara gave him a look but raised up is foot to Sasori. It wasn't that Deidara didn't like Sasori taking care of him, he actually enjoyed it. But Deidara wanted to be on the beach having fun instead of stuck in a hotel room. Sasori let his fingers lightly brush Deidara's barefoot. Deidara yelped and giggled he was extremely ticklish on his feet.
"Oh god! Sasori p-please stop, un!" Deidara said trying to jerk back his foot, only to have Sasori grasp it around the ankle. Sasori leaned forward and kissed (starting at the center of Deidara's foot) up to the tip of Deidara's toes. Deidara bit his lip so not to let out another round of giggles.
Sasori smirked then licked Deidara's big toe. Deidara whimpered as he felt a tingle go up is spine. Sasori, encouraged by Deidara's reaction, put his mouth over Deidara toe. Deidara moaned his back arching as Sasori's tongue went over his toe. Sasori sucked Deidara's toe as Deidara's body quivered and his breathing changed. Deidara's hands fisted the hotel beds sheets.
Sasori pulled away knowing it wouldn't be long before they'd be horny. Sasori dropped his blonde lover's foot and climbed up the bed so that he was situated on Deidara's waist.
"You wanted to go to the fireworks?" Sasori asked. Deidara understood the question. Sex or Art.
"We have tonight for sex, let's go, un." Deidara said.
Kuß-Kuß turned out to be a gay club and to get in, you had to be gay. So Sakura and Ino had to be lesbians and Sasuke, Neji and Gaara pretended to be a threesome. The dark lights in the club
"I thought Sasuke was straight?" Gaara asked Neji while Sasuke was off trying to get alcohol.
"I personally think he's bi and doesn't know it." Neji said looking at all the dancing couples. "Let's go dance." Neji said pulling on Gaara's hand.
"…No." Gaara said embarrassed and nervous.
"Why?" Neji asked pulling on Gaara's hand again.
"I don't know how." Gaara said trying failing to pull back his hand.
"Nobody's going to notice." Neji said dragging Gaara into the throng of dancing people. "Look just relax." Neji said rubbing Gaara's arms comfortingly. "I'll lead okay."
Neji turned Gaara around so he wasn't facing him. Gaara felt Neji's hands grasp his hips and start to move them in a figure eight pattern. Neji then pulled Gaara's body back so that it was pressed against his own, Neji started to move his own hips in the same pattern.
Before they left the club around midnight, Neji and Gaara's grinding had developed into a complete make out session on the dance floor.
The next pictures were of a Halloween party and no one could agree on whose party it was. The first picture was of Sasori and Deidara dancing pretty 'hands-on'. Sasori didn't recall it at all. The next picture, of Kisame passed out on a couch, reminded him.
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"Where's Kisame?" Sasori asked a very harassed looking Itachi.
"Passed out!" Itachi snapped.
"Is he okay?" Sasori asked cautiously not wanting his head bit off again.
"Of course, he was drunk as hell!" Itachi looked very distressed. Kisame and Itachi had been having problems in their relationship for awhile now, or so he had been informed by Deidara. Itachi was so stressed out with the Uchiha Company in Konoha that he rarely had time for Kisame. And Sasori figured that Kisame required a lot of attention.
"Look, I'll go get Deidara and he can knock some sense into him." Sasori said calmly.
"Like he could wake him up!" Itachi said miserably. "I'm going to Tobi's and then I'm going home." Itachi informed as he walked off.
Sasori growled before walking off to find Deidara who was much more capable of handling people than he was. When he found Deidara some guy had him by his waist and was grinding his crotch into Deidara ass. Deidara didn't look too pleased with the situation. Sasori felt a wave of possessiveness was over him.
Sasori walked over and shoved the man off his Deidara then pulled his Deidara close to him to show Deidara was clearly taken.
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The next picture that caught Sasori's attention was one of Deidara bent over dragging a box into their new apartment. It was actually a really good picture of Deidara's butt, excluding the fact that it was ruined by the fact that Tobi had taken it.
After a few more moving pictures there was one of Deidara standing in front of a stove staring intently at a pot trying to cook.
"First meal and you almost burnt the entire building down." Sasori said tickling Deidara's sides lightly.
"Hey, my foods got better since then, un!" Deidara said reclining against Sasori's chest.
Three fourths of the way through the box Sasori and Itachi disappeared from the pictures and Sasori started to see the Deidara, Tobi and Kisame before he met them. The only picture that Sasori really and truly cared about was a picture of Deidara.
"Oh god! Hide that, un!" Deidara yelled as Tobi picked it up. Deidara swiped like a cat to get it but Tobi was to fast.
"You remember when he wore stuff like that?" Tobi asked Kisame who instantly started laughing. Then Itachi leaned over to see the picture and started laughing also.
"Is that really you Deidara?" Itachi said trying to keep a straight face. "It looks like you in the face but… the clothes?"
"Shut up, un!" Deidara snarled.
Tobi handed the picture to Sasori who instantly started laughing. Deidara sulked as Sasori laughed, he was generally hurt that Sasori was laughing. Deidara downed another shot of Tequila. He knew he looked odd in the picture, but everyone didn't have to laugh in his face.
The Deidara in the photo was from his freshman year of high school self and he didn't like to think about all he did that year. The Deidara in that photo was a slut. The Deidara in the photo had on a fishnet shirt on under an old sweat shirt that he had cut one sleeve off and cut the belly off and lowered the neck. On the longer sleeve he had self made designs that he had done while in class and bored.
"Is Deidara mad us?" Tobi said making baby noises.
Deidara huffed.
"Let's get back to the game, un." Deidara said tired of their little trip down memory lane.
"Oh yeah! I forgot about that!" Tobi said scooting on his butt so he could make the triangle/circle back again.
The game went on as it had before and Sasori only paid attention to the questions that Tobi asked Deidara.
"Who was you first boyfriend and what did you like most about him?"
"I think his name was Jack… I think I just liked the name Jack, un." Everyone gapped. "What, un? I was in the third grade!"
Tobi's questions had been innocent enough, so far.
"Truth or Dare, Deidara?" Tobi asked.
"Dare, un." Deidara said. Tobi smirked and Sasori was right away worried about exactly what the dare would be.
"Are you sure, Deidara?" Tobi asked in mock concern as if he were talking to a baby.
"Yes, un!" Deidara said annoyed that Tobi would talk down on him like that.
"Good. I dare you to do let us do the body shot thing again." Tobi said grinning.
"Tobi, un! I haven't done-" Deidara started.
"Body Shots, Deidara?!" Sasori said accusingly.
"-since high school, un!"
"A dares a dare, Deidara. And you agreed."
"BODY SHOTS!" Sasori yelled. He was pissed that Deidara had let someone drink liquor off his body.
Tobi turned to him smiling, happy that he stirred Sasori up. "Oh yeah, Deidara let just about anybody suck tequila out of his bellybutton."
"YOU DID WHAT!?" Sasori said jerking Deidara around to look him in the face.
"N-not everyone, un!"
Tobi smirked; why not cause some problems between Itachi and Kisame while he was at it. "'Course he always let Kisame and I go first."
"You did what?" Itachi snarled.
"I-I… well… It was before I met you!" Kisame stuttered.
"You let Tobi? That's fucking disgusting!"
"I was just for fun, un! It didn't mean anything!" The couples fighting were music to Tobi's ears as he left the room the get some salt and a lime.
"I should be getting home." Gaara said as he handed Neji the clothes he wore to the club back.
"Gaara it's two in the morning, they're either asleep or still out doing whatever artist do." Neji said making Gaara laugh. "Everyone else is staying over. You should to."
Gaara bit his lip then nodded.
"Good," Neji said taking his hand and leading him toward an elevator. "I haven't shown you the basement."
"Up with the shirt Deidara!" Tobi said as Deidara laid himself across the dining room table. Deidara only pulled his shirt up half way and Tobi made a face.
"Don't push your fucking luck, Tobi!" Sasori snarled.
"Fine, fine, retract your claws." Tobi grumbled before licking Deidara's stomach above his bellybutton. He sprinkled salt on the wet patch of skin before pouring some of the tequila into Deidara's bellybutton. Deidara squirmed slightly at the odd feeling and put the lime wedge into his mouth.
Tobi smiled at Deidara then licked the salt off Deidara quivering stomach. He sucked the alcohol out of Deidara's bellybutton, letting his mouth suck for awhile longer than really needed. Tobi smirked at the look Deidara was giving him; Deidara knew that there had been some extra sucking going on. Tobi leaned down and took the lime out of Deidara's mouth with his own, but he didn't stop there, he pushed his lips against Deidara's. The connection lasted for maybe half a second before Sasori grabbed Tobi by the hair and forcefully drug him off Deidara.
"I think it's time to go Deidara." Sasori said pulling Deidara off the table and over his shoulder. Sasori didn't say anything as he walked out of Tobi's apartment or into the elevator.
"S-Sasori, un?" Deidara moaned.
"Hm?"
"I think I'm gonna be sick if you don't put me down, un."
"Wow." Gaara said as he stepped out of the elevator. The 'basement' looked more like a spa, with three hot tubs and a huge pool. "You want to get in the hot tub?"
"I don't-" Gaara started.
"Here." Neji said handing him a pair of swim trunks wrapped in plastic from a cubby in the wall.
"Okay."
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Gaara entered the hot tub Neji was in and sat across from him. Neji moved over so that he was sitting beside him. Neji leaned back and rested his head against the edge of the tub. Gaara mimicked his movements, not sure what else to do.
They sat like this in comfortable silence for awhile before Neji reached out and took his hand underwater. Gaara didn't mind so he let his hand be held by Neji. But then Neji moved his hand over to Gaara's thigh then he started to nibble at Gaara's neck, when Gaara had had enough.
"What are you doing?" Gaara asked trying to push Neji off his lap.
"What do you think I'm doing?" Neji asked, his lips barely leaving Gaara's neck. Neji's hand wandered down his chest to rest between his legs.
"Get off!" Gaara shouted.
"What's your problem?!"
"I'm not having sex with you!"
"Why the hell not?!" Neji said stunned.
"I-I don't even know you!"
"Gaara, people don't have to know each other to have sex!" Neji snarled.
"Get the hell OFF me!" Gaara said shoving Neji off him. He quickly got out of the tub and hurried over to the dressing room shutting and locking the door. Gaara had his jeans half on when Neji knocked on the door.
"Come on Gaara, just calm down. We can talk about this."
"No, Neji! We can't!" Gaara said flinging open the door and walking away from the other boy.
"Where are you going?" Neji asked following him.
"The hell away from you!" Gaara snapped over his shoulder.
"Fine!" Neji yelled. "Do you realize that I could RUIN you?!"
"You have problems Neji!" Gaara said walking toward the elevator.
"YOU'RE GOING TO END UP JUST LIKE THAT SLUT HAKU!"
"What are you the one that spread all that crap about him?! Huh?! Did he not want to have sex you either?!" Gaara said as he stepped into the elevator and press the 'close' button.
AN: I don't like this chapter except for the flashbacks. I plan to leave this fic for a while and work on Undercover(read it!). But it's mostly depends on the reviews I get. So thanks for reading.