Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, that ride that flips you upside down at amusement parks called the Zipper, or BMW.

Bella walked inside the Cullen mansion with their mail.

"Hey everyone! We got a letter from the Voulturi!" she yelled.

They all came into the living room .

"Bella, you know you don't need to yell. We can hear you perfectly fine even when you whisper. Remember?" said Jasper.

" Oh, sorry." said Bella.

"So what's this about a letter from the Voulturi?" Edward asked her.

"Well it appears that Aro wants us to come to Volterra next week." said Bella.

"Read it aloud!" ordered Alice.

"Dear Cullens,

I am pleased to inform you that I have created a theme park called Voulturi World! I would like you to be the first to test it out. All of the rides are sturdy enough to accommodate even the strongest vampires. Also all rides have seatbelts, safety bars, cushioned seats, and have been thoroughly inspected so that even Bella can ride. There is also a Zoo/concession stand for you vegetarian vampires, a place to store people for those who aren't, and a snack and drink stand for any human visitors. I would also like to show Emmett the changes to my office that he recommended. Enclosed are eight plane tickets to Italy and eight tickets to Voulturi World. Enjoy!

From,

Aro, Caius, Marcus and the rest of the Voulturi," Bella read.

"Sounds like fun." said Emmett.

"Can we go? PLEASE!" Alice begged.

"Well, I think it's up to Carlisle." said Edward.

"And I think it's up to CrankyFrenchLady88." said Carlisle.

"And I think I just found another patient for Aro." said Esme to herself.

"Uh huh… I see… CrankyFrenchLady88 thinks it's a great idea!" exclaimed Carlisle.

"So it's settled then," said Edward, "we will leave for Italy next Tuesday."

Then they all went to pack for the trip.

Which for Alice, meant taking everybody shopping, much to Bella's delight.

One week and eight new wardrobes later…

"Come on everybody! We need to get to the airport by 5am!" whined Alice.

"Just five more minutes mom." muttered Bella groggily as Edward attempted to wake her up.

"Come on love, we need to go to the airport." He said.

Finally, after everyone was dressed and ready, went to the airport,

And hopped on the plane and headed to Volterra.

The entire plane ride Alice was singing:

"Italy, the place with leather purses

and designer clothes galore!

All of that is what

Carlisle's credit card is for!"

"Alice, will you please SHUT UP!" exclaimed Rosalie.

"No can do sis." Alice replied smugly.

"Alice can you stop being so happy? You're TOURTURING me!" cried Jasper.

"Sorry Jazz, I'm just so exited about shopping!" exclaimed Alice.

"Well go be exited some place else!" said Jasper.

"Well fine! Be that way!" Alice said moodily , as she rose to get Bella some food.

"Thank you, Jasper." said Rosalie.

"Any time."

When they got to Volterra, Felix was waiting for them with a limo.

"Hello again Felix." said Edward.

"Hello everyone." said Felix. His eyes resting hungrily on Bella, causing Edward to tense and resume his protective stance in front of her for the rest of the car ride.

When they finally got there, they stared in awe at a giant roller coaster, and about a thousand other rides towering over them. There was also a giant flashing sign that said: "Welcome to Voulturi World!"

They handed Felix their tickets, and went inside the park.

"Wow! This is so cool!" exclaimed Alice.

"Edward, can we go on the roller coaster?" asked Bella.

"Sure love, we can go on any rides you want." he replied.

But they all went and got something to eat first.

After they rode the roller coaster, Bella ran quickly to the nearest trash can.

"Well, there goes my lunch," she sighed, "I probably shouldn't have eaten a chili dog before I went on that roller coaster."

"How about we ride something a little slower." recommended Edward.

"Alright." said Bella.

They both headed over to the merry-go-round.

"Hey Jazz, I'll race ya to the Zipper!" called Emmett.

"Oh, you're on!" exclaimed Jasper.

Then the two set off.

"Well, that leaves us four." Carlisle

"Hey Rose, lets ditch this place and go shopping." said Alice.

"Did you get Carlisle's credit card?" whispered Rosalie.

"What?" asked Carlisle.

"Nothing." said Alice innocently.

She ran over to giver him a hug and as she did so, she snatched Carlisle's wallet from his back pocket.

She then quickly removed all of his credit and debit cards, gave him one more hug so that she could put his wallet back, and headed off with Rosalie.

"He is so gullible!" laughed Rosalie, "I can't believe he fell for the whole 'hug and steal your wallet' thing."

"I know right!" exclaimed Alice, "so who's driving?"

"I am." said Rosalie.

"You just want to show off your car." said Alice.

"So?"

"So, lets go shopping girl!" exclaimed Alice as they hopped in Rosalie's BMW and headed for the nearest designer clothes store.

Back at Voulturi World, Carlisle and Esme were deciding what to do.

"What should we do next?" asked Esme.

"Well, the kids have already eaten, so why don't we go get something to eat as well. Too the zoo!" exclaimed Carlisle

When they got to the zoo Marcus was the "zoo keeper".

"Hello Marcus." said Carlisle.

"sigh Welcome to the zoo. May I take your order?" Marcus asked, clearly unhappy about the job he was given.

"What animals do you have." asked Esme.

"All kinds." answered Marcus.

"Well, I'm in the mood for a little Australian." said Carlisle.

"Daring aren't we today Mr. Cullen." said Marcus sarcastically, "We have a special on Kangaroos: five for five dollars."

"That sounds lovely, we'll take an order of the Kangaroos." said Esme.

"Do you want them pre-killed or do you want to hunt?" asked Marcus.

"We don't have anything to do, so we'll hunt." said Carlisle.

"Alright, five Kangaroos coming up." said Marcus.

Carlisle took out his wallet to pay.

"Hey, where are my debit and credit cards? Wait… ALICE!!" yelled Carlisle.

"Alice and Rosalie went shopping remember?" said Esme.

"Oh, right." said Carlisle.

After they ate, everyone else was done with their rides and shopping.

Then Alice an over to Carlisle and gave him a big hug.

"I missed you!" she cried while putting the cards back.

"I know you took my credit and debit cards." said Carlisle.

"What in the world are you talking about?" asked Alice.

"I'm talking about this!" exclaimed Carlisle holding up his open wallet with all of the cards inside.

"But your cards are right there." said Rosalie.

"W-what? No way! I swear those weren't there a second ago." exclaimed a dumbstruck Carlisle.

"Right…" said Alice.

Just then Aro came up to Emmett.

"You have to see my office!" he cried.

"Did you use the stuff I sent to decorate it?" asked Emmett.

"Yes, I did." replied Aro.

"OMG! I bet it looks fabulous!" exclaimed Emmett.

Then the two headed off to see his office.

Thanks so much to Mc FooFoo who helped me a lot with this chapter.

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CrankyFrenchLady88