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Hmmmm… computer data, computer duties, and computer response system….
Bulma smirked. "Jack pot! Oh Vegeta this is going to some fun payback. Don't ever mess with someone as smart as me!"
Bulma began to type away.
3 hours later
Almost done…THERE!
Stretching out Bulma smirked.
"Oh Computer!" Bulma sang out
"My wonderful, loveable, machine can you please answer me?" Bulma cooed.
"Why yes, goddess Bulma? What is it that you wish?"
"I was making sure you got all the new data a processed in." Bulma smiled sweetly
"Why yes, goddess Bulma."
Perfect.
"And I must say goddess Bulma you look so pretty today!" The computer gushed out.
Leaning back in her chair Bulma laughed out loud with joy.
"Why thank you my wonderful, loveable, machine."
Beat this Vegeta.
Well that's it for tonight! Now all I have to do is go to bed.
Standing up Bulma clicked on some buttons to turn off the screens. But suddenly a face that looked like Vegeta… no not Vegeta… Vegeta doesn't have facial hair… What's the??
"Brat!!! Where in the name of Vegeta are you!!!"
The face that was once on the small screen in front of her appeared on a bigger screen that took up the front window of the ship.
"Who the hell are you?!" Growled out a very pissed Vegeta looking guy.
Bulma's mouth opened and closed a few times. Who the hell is this guy! Is he Vegeta's twin!
"Your answer girl?" Vegeta's look-alike growled out between his teeth.
"My name is Bulma Briefs. And who are-"
"What planet are you from?"
"Earth. And I want to go back-"
"Earth? Is that so?" Vegeta's look-alike smirked with his arms now crossed in front of his chest.
"So tell me are there others with you that the brat has taken?"
Brat? Who dose he keep calling brat… is he referring to… wait a minute.
"There is only Goku and I. This 'brat' you are talking about, is it Vegeta?"
"That it would be girl."
"That's too nice of a name for him, why not Mr. pain in the ass, or prick? Maybe vegetable head or vain popping… " Bulma trailed off her muttering.
Rubbing his beard thoughtfully the Vegeta look-alike glanced at Bulma again "So you are the thing worth having on planet earth. Girl, what is it that you do?"
What is it that I do? Well, what I do is not follow the rules of being a woman on earth.
Bulma shrugged "I'm a genius. When it comes to men things"
"Is that so? 'Men things' you say? Enlighten me, what is 'men things'?"
"You know," Bulma blew a strain of hair out of her face, "Working with different parts of metals, wires, high power tools? I love to build machines mostly. I like to invent machines that can help improve people's life's."
Seeming pleaded about her answer. The Vegeta look-alike nodded. "Very well then girl, when you come here to planet Vegeta I will have use for you. I'll make sure we prepare for you arrival."
"Thank you?"
But the screen was black.
Okay little confused here. Who was that guy? And what the fuck is Vegeta? I thought Vegeta was a person? But now it's a planet as well? Uuuuuuuuuhhhh! I need to get some sleep!
Rubbing her temples Bulma sang out "Oh Computer!"
"My wonderful, loveable, machine can you please answer me?" Bulma cooed.
"Why yes, goddess Bulma? What is it that you wish?"
"Can you please tell me the location of the closest bedroom?"
"Why yes goddess Bulma."
A big screen came down with the blinking dots again.
"The ones outlined in red are the bedrooms. Where you goddess Bulma can get her beauty sleep"
Alright, so all I need to do is go down to the end of the hallway and make a left. Will do…
"Thank you computer." Called back as the doors slid shut.
Vegeta's Room
Rolling out of bed Vegeta let out a growl. Whether it was from the pain in this head from the harping woman or the pain in his dick that told him he didn't have the woman yet he didn't know what to make of it except it's the woman's damn fault.
Standing up Vegeta growled out "Computer! Have my garments ready for me when I get back from bathing"
Not waiting for an answer Vegeta walked into the bathroom.
30 minutes later
Who dose that woman think she is? I am in charge here not her! 'This means war Vegeta' HA! I like to see you try woman-
"My garments!? Where the hell are they?! Computer! Where are my garments!? Answer me you piece of shit!" Vegeta yelled out.
"Why should I? You are yelling at me and I don't like to be yelled at." The computer stated as a matter of fact.
"What the-" Did I just hear right? Did the computer just tell me it doesn't like to be yelled at? I must be losing my mind!!
Shaking his head Vegeta tried again, "Computer! Get me my garments now!"
"No" The computer answered.
No!?
"No? Well why the fuck not!" Vegeta barked out even louder.
"Because you are yelling at me."
"Would you give me my garments if I didn't yell at you?" Vegeta growled out from between his teeth.
"Maybe if you ask nicely"
Maybe if I ask nicely! Is this computer fucking serious! What the fuck is going on here!?
"Computer," Vegeta said calmly "Could you get me my garments?"
"No."
"No?! I asked nicely!" Vegeta pointed out.
"But you forgot to say 'please'" the computer almost sang out.
AHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE! Vegeta grabbed his hair with both hands, since when did this computer know the word please! Better yet since when did the computer start to care what the fuck I call it! It's like a new program is-
"Hi Prince Vegeta! Wow! I see you still didn't put any clothing on. You know we do have a woman around on the ship so maybe you should-"
"Kacorotte…" Vegeta growled out from his clenched teeth.
Tilting his head to the side Goku answered with concern, "You seem to be a little upset. Anything I can help you out with?"
"NO!" Vegeta yelled out.
"Well I still think you need to put some clothing on." Goku stated with a hard nod.
"Computer! Could you please send some clothing out for Prince Vegeta? It would be a big help."
"But Goku he's been yelling at me! Why should I put his garments out for him?" Computer answered hurt.
"Awe… he didn't mean it, really!" Goku turned to face Vegeta "Did you Prince Vegeta?"
What the hell is this idiot doing! Talking to the computer! Trying to make it feel better! And then wants me to say I didn't mean to yell at it? Fuck that.
Vegeta gave Goku the death glare.
"Oh come on Prince Vegeta you didn't mean it…right? Right?" Goku nodded with a smile.
"If you say you didn't mean it Prince Vegeta she will give you your 'garments'" Goku whispered.
What the hell it's a 'she'? Did he just call the computer a 'she'! When will his stupidity end!!
Vegeta began to shake his head in announce.
"See! He didn't mean it! He shook his head no. So can we please have Vegeta's garment now?" Goku said with a smile.
"Of course!"
Sounds filled the room and the garments landed on Vegeta's big bed.
"Well I'll leave you to get dress." Goku turned to walk out
"There PINK!" Vegeta gasped out.
"Huh?" Goku stopped in mid-step and turned his head slightly "What did you say Prince-"
Vegeta was wearing the brightest pink garments Goku had ever seen.
"There fucking PINK!" Vegeta shouted grabbing the material between his fingers.
"Gee look at that, they are pink, but a very nice pink. Bulma has great taste in clothing!" Goku said with a goofy smile.
Vegeta turned his head to look at Goku. Before an eye was bat Goku was up agents the ships wall again.
"What did you just say?" Vegeta growled out.
"That it's a very nice pink?"
Vegeta slammed Goku harder agents the wall.
"Oh you mean that Bulma has great taste in clothing?"
"Yeah, that would be the one." Vegeta bit out.
"What did you mean by that?" Vegeta tightened his hold on Goku.
"Well you see Bulma thought it would be good if the computer was updated a little. So last night she did some updating and now we have this wonderful computer!"
"Thank you" The computer answered to the nice compliment.
"Where did you get this information?" Vegeta glared at Goku harder.
"The computer. It told me a lot of Bulma's new updates. But maybe she went a little too far on making your clothing all pink.
SHE did WHAT!!!!!
"Now Prince Vegeta I don't think you should-"
Vegeta was already gone to find Bulma.
HAHAHA i loved writting this chapter! Hey! I made this one extra long! And if you didn't get my post I had major surgery in May and now I have to recover. It's a 2-month recovery but I am going strong! Please R&R! Love you all!