I opened the door to my trailer. I had a few hours between scenes, so I decided memorizing lines could wait. I had called Joey to let him know I was going to try to get a guy to go on a date with me. "Okay I am going to make an ass out of myself in front of at least one of the guys." I flopped down on my little bed. "Who should I ask first?"
"Wait, you're planning on asking more than one of your friends out?" He asked in wonder.
I wasn't planning on it, but I figured I kind of needed to. I was going to ask a straight guy out on a gay date. I really wasn't expecting anything from it. "No," I sighed. "but there is a 99% chance I'll get rejected." I explained. He hummed to confirm my theory was probably right. "Back to the part where you answer my question."
"Right." I heard him clear his throat. "How about Cory?" He purposed.
"Taken." I simply said. "By Lea." I added and started wiggling my legs in the air.
"Seriously?" Joey asked, clearly smelling gossip. Although it really wasn't the right time for that.
"Yes." I answered him shortly to let him know there was no time to talk about Lea's and Cory's endless relationship troubles. "Next."
"Samuel? He's new and-"
"No." I said, because, well NO. "I'm absolutely sure he is not open to pretty much anything that is gay." I explained. Samuel was alright. He really wasn't anything more than that. He wasn't exactly mean to Chris, but he wasn't really nice to him either. It wasn't like he was bullying him, but I just knew he would rather not come over to our house, or be alone with Chris. It pissed me off, but when I talked with Chris about it he just said 'Good, I don't want to spend time with him either' took another bite of his Red Vine and that was it.
"Oh." Joey said, a little shocked by the new bit of information. "Hey what about Alex?" He asked, clearly thinking he found the solution. "He's gay, right?"
"Yeah, but I haven't even met him properly." I turned around so I was laying on my back. "It would be like 'Hi I've seen you sitting in a chair once. Do you want to be my experiment because I think I might be gay too.'" I raised my voice to make it sound even more ridiculous.
"Mark?" He suggested. "Mark is cool, right?"
"He is," I agreed hesitantly. I could hear Joey sigh at how picky I was being. But I wasn't just going to go out with just someone at random. Please, I'm not some floozy. "but I don't know. He's not really my type, I guess. And he is the biggest big brother to Chris. No, scratch the brother thing, Mark is like his dad."
Joey just laughed at me. "You have a type?" He sickered. "You're trying to find out if you like dudes and you already have a type?"
I allowed myself to laugh with him for a moment. "What?" I asked, already starting to defend myself. "He's just not doing it for me." I explained.
"Fine." He sighed. Then he hummed to fill the time he was thinking. "Chord?" He was already waiting for me to have a list of reasons why Chord wasn't the right person.
"Chord." I repeated. Nothing came up why he wouldn't be a good choice. Chord could be interesting. "He's defiantly good-looking, isn't a brother to Chris because he wasn't in Glee from the start, he's insanely funny, I won't say 'my type' anymore but he is someone I could be attracted to." I worded my thoughts. "Plus, he just went through a break up, maybe he is desperate enough for a rebound to say yes."
"That is just evil." I could practically hear the grin on his face. "I love it." He confirmed my thought. "So he's your victim?"
I rolled over so I was on my stomach again. "Watch out Chord Oversteet, I'm about to rock your world." I spoke half joking.
"Then what are you waiting for?" He questioned in all seriousness.
"What?" I laughed nervously. "Right now?" He must be joking. He can't expect me to go to him right now. I thought. But then again, I knew myself. I knew I needed to do it when I was confident enough and if I waited any longer I would second guess myself.
"Yes!"
"Alright, alright I'm going!" I said back in the same tone he used on me.