Hello again, loyal fans and my friends Nagihiko and Rima.
Rima: Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to read.
Nagihiko: Don't be so obnoxious, gosh!
Rima: Shut the fuck up, I'm STILL trying to read.
Me and Nagihiko: We should leave now...
Rima's POV
That evil dragon...
Oh well.
At least I escaped.
So I'm now walking aimlessly around town, no where to go.
Oh joy.
Who's house did my feet unconciously carry me too? Yep.
My house.
Oh fuck.
I slowly back away, but just who see's me out the window?
My mum does.
I turn and start running down the street. She's at the door yelling at me to stop. Like I'm going to stop.
I keep running until I reach the outskirts of town (aka where people go to buy there drugs)
Not many people are here and I make my way to the chain linked fence that surrounds this part of the Kingdom.
Along the way:
6 people ask if I want some weed
4 people tell me sirry, no under nines
3 people ask if I have any on me
9 people ask if I can lend them fifty bucks
Geez people here are bums.
Anyway, I grab onto the chain linked fence and boost myself up.
Everyone ignores the spaztic 6 year old trying to climb the fence (Rima: I'm 16 goddammit)
I get to the top and try to manoveur myself over but end up tanging mh foot in one of the holes and falling back.
My foots still stuck and I'm hanging upside down.
Slowly, I pull myself up and somehow get my foot out.
I fall off the fence once my foot is free and free a crunch sound that indicates I just murdered a bug.
On the plus side I'm free though.
10 MINUTES OF WANDERING AIMLESSLY AROUND THE TOXIC WASTELANDS (aka the plains of dry grass and dead birds every here and there)
ARGH
THIS IS HORRIBLE!
My feet hurt and I've fallen maybe 50 times. Plus I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in so long!
Grrrrrrrrr
ANOTHER 10 MINUTES IF ME STOMPING AROUND
EWWWWWW
There was this lake and I tried to jump it and failed. I'm now standing waist deep in some disgusting water.
Further down the river theres syaringes filled eith different coloured liquids.
Drugs.
I grab the slippery side of the pool, digging my nails in. I pull myself from the water and Stand up.
Apart from being soaking wet and slightly high from the drugs in the air, I'm fine.
And then I remember:
I'm hungry.
10 MINUTES LATER
I can smell the civilisation. SMELL IT.
I just passed I signthat said 'town ahead'
Hmmm creepy.
But I'm too sick of Kusu Kusu complaining and of my stomache grumbling like a freaking elephant.
I keep walking on find the town mentioned on the rubbish sign.
It's old and ugly, most of the buildings borded up.
I walk through the ghost town and eventualy come across a shopping square. What suprises me the most is...
Well fuck logic, because this shopping square is full of people.
Well that's confusing.
People pass me and some nood, but most ignore me. One creeper (some creepy old man) shakes my hand.
I walk through the square. As I go further in, I take notice of the items on the stand.
I'm happy when I see that on most of the table-stands sits food.
YES
I stop by a stand and looked at the items. Nothing that I'd like, but it's like I have money on me anyway.
I kept walking and passed some guy. He was talking to two girls.
"Heeeeyyy", he said.
"Eww, your high!" said the fatter female.
"I aaain't god highhhhh dammmit", slurred the man.
The girls started walking away and he grabbed the skinny ones arm.
"Gottttts aneh weeeeed?" I guess this man explains the drugs in the river earlier on...
"Get off me", bitchy mic bitch bitch snatled, slapping away his hand. The two strolled away.
Bitches.
I walked past the high man quickly. "Heeeey, little girrrely. Goooots anyyyy weeeeed?" He asked me. Fuck him.
I put a fake smile and whispered in a sweet voice.
"Let go of me now or else I end your life."
"Nooot until I geeetz my weeeeeed", said the man whos life I was so close to ending.
"When hell freezes over." I rip my arm out of his grip and run away like alittle bratty child.
Once out of his sight, I walked to a stand that was selling donuts.
"How much are they?" I asked the girl standing there. She had her hair in two pig-tails, tied up with two big red ribbons.
She giggled. "Yaya watched the show you put in before so Yaya will give you some for free!" Exclaims the happy-go-lucky girl.
"Really?" I say, ignoring what she said about the show I put on.
"Yup!" Says the bright girl. "Yaya doesn't need them!" She hands me a box of 8.
"I'll introduce you to some people! Come and follow Yaya!"
"Oh... kay then...", I say slightly confused about why we went from donuts to people I don't want to know.
She dissapears for a second then re-appears at my feet. I, being the (super attractive) chicken I am, jumped and landed on a beetle.
Yuck.
I follow the girl past many stands. Some are playing music and she dances here and there. Creeper much?
We continue waking. We get to the part where there were houses, but no people.
"They came a few weeks ago, them people", the small girl speaks.
'Sheesh, can't this girl tell me her name?' I thought quietly to myself.
And yes, I'm thinking quietly. HAPPY?
Ok, that wasn't thinking quietly anymore but you sort of get the picture...
And as if she's a creepy phsychic, she tells me:
"Yaya's name is Yaya!" I'm confused about the third person for a minute before I adjust to her talking in third person.
"Rima", I tell her bordely.
"Ok Rima-tan! Let's go!" The crazy little phsycho phsychic sugar high (I could go on forever... ) gipsy...
Fuck the names.
Basically, Yaya dragged me through the ghost houses. She stops at a certain one and I ponder about if she's here to murder me. Considering her size I could probably take her but...
She has friends and I most likely can't take more then, say, one?
And that being the weakest one mind you.
She leads me through the house. Up the stairs I see rosette haired girl. She's wearing a red and white plaid skirt and a button up white shirt. A black jacket inbittoned completes the clothes. On her arm a red arm band is pinned to jer jacket.
She wears long red and white plaid leg warmers.
Her uniform... my uniform (if you forgot, I was on my way to school before Royal Bas- I mean Fred and George artested me brcause, let's face us. They have nothing better to do with there lifes)
Our uniforms... are the same. But she isn't just any other girl.
The pink hair, the way she wears her uniform so cooly. But her golden eyes are so reconizable.
It's...
"A... mu?" I say my eyes widened.
"Ri... ma?" She says, mimicking my tone.
"Amu it's-" I don't get to finish due to being assulted- I... uh... mean tackled by a pink blur.
"RIMA! I MISSED YOU!" Amu yells at me. She hugs me tightly.
"Amu... I actually missed-" and right before I can tell her I missed her, and you won't get much affection out of me often, Yaya the chibi third person speaking WITCH screamed out
"YAYA WANTS TO JOIN IN ON THE HUG!"
Then she jumped onto Amu and added to the pain that was slowly squeezing the life out of me.
"YAYA! GET OFF NOW!" I screamed at the girl.
She did as she was told.
"Yaya will introduce you two. This", she pointed to Amu. "Is Hina-"
"Mori Amu", I say hastily after cutting her off. I mean, Amu hugged me.
Scratch that, TACKLED me and Yaya doesn't suspect a thing?
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know it was hug a random person day.
Oh damn.
The donuts... I'm squashing them.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE DONUTS!
Amu stands up and pulls me to my feet.
"Thanks", I say cooly.
"Mhm", she grunted. If I was one of the creepy fangirls/fanboys screaming out 'COOL 'N SPICY!' while nose bleeding manucaly.
Ok, maybe not nose bleeding but that was meant to express the fan-ness.
Fan-ness probably isn't a word though...
I just now realized I've been standing in a dream state for the last 5 minutes. Boo.
And that was the cue for Amu to drag -or yank- me up the stairs. We reached a door and Yaya put her hand on the door knob ready to teist.
Instead of twisting it...
The little demon screamed
"HIKARU! RIKKA! YAYA WANTS YOU TO MEET SOMETHING!"
Dammit I think she made me partly deaf.
"HEY!" I screamed. "WHAT THE HECK? YOU ALMOST MADE ME AND AMU DEAD"
"Rima-tan... and Amu-chii... are such ba... bies!" She giggled.
Ok... she definatley qualifies as Creeper Of The Month.
Or even Creeper Of The Year.
"Yaya!" I said in my signature menacing voice.
Just then the door cracked open and a huge - and I mean HUGE - eyes appeared.
"What is it, Ace?" said a small boys voice.
Aww, it's so cu- highly irrating.
Did I, Mashiro Rima, almost give a COMPLIMENT?
NO! I didn't! Mashiro Rima didn't just nearly give a compliment.
Mashiro Rima didn't just nearly give a compliment. Mashiro Rima didn't just nearly give a compliment. Mashiro Rima didn't just nearly give a compliment. Mashiro Rima didn't just nearly give a compliment. Mashiro Rima didn't just nearly give a compliment. Mashiro Rima didn't just nearly give a compliment. Mashiro Rima did give a have compliment. Mashiro Rima thinks that this little guy is adorable. Mashiro Rima is a pervert.
Nice going Rima...
AMU'S POV
I watched as Hikaru poked his freakish little eye out the door.
Yes, I shall repeat what I said.
Freakish little eye. As in creepy and unpleasant.
I could tell Rima was just as freaked out.
And then it happened.
Or more like she happened.
"AMU-SENPAI!" called out Rikka.
She then hug-tackled me. Weird girl.
I caught her and we tumbled down. She hugged me and I smiled.
"Sup Rikka", I spoke with a tinge of attitude on mt tonuge.
Oh god I'm glad my fangirls aren't here. Or else it would be HELL.
Rikka dragged me into the room and Rima and Yaya followed.
Rima was basically crackling with deadly energy.
Aww was little Wima jealous?
I'm glad she can't read minds. Ir else she'd kill me for 1) calling her little and 2) calling her Wima.
Not to mention I said she was jealous.
I noticed a distinct thing about Rikka. She smelt like muffins.
"Rikka," I whined. "You smell like muffins!" She giggled. I felt something cold on my back.
Slowly, I turned around.
Oh joy.
Rima was NOT happy. She was leaking darkness.
Ok, not literally but I could sense the dark aora.
No shit.
Without a word, Rima pulled Rikka away from me and sheilded me. It was cute because she barely reached my shoulders.
Aww, cwute wittle Wima!
Stop it Amu, stop it.
"Rima!" I whined before giggling.
"Hey!" Rikka angrily yelled at Rima.
And then the tears fell.
Rima was crying. CRYING!
"O-oi, Rima!" I looked down at her and hugged her.
Aww, cute! Wittle Wima is like a bery big teddy bear!
Ok now I'm creeping MYSELF out.
RIMA'S POV
Heh.
Amu hugged me and I hugged her back.
I tyrned my head a little towards Rikka and stuck out my tonuge.
She looked outraged.
Ha.
Wow I'm immature.
No I'm not! Mashiro Rima is not immature... I think!
Amu let go of me and I looked down to see two freakish eues staring at me. I squealed and fell back, landing on the feet of Yaya who
fell.
It was like a dominos effect...
"Hikaru!" Amu said in a scolding voice. "Don't scare Rima like that!"
"Hey!" I yelled. "I wasn't scared... just suprised. Yeah, suprised!"
"Sure typu were, Rima-tan!" Yaya giggled.
I whirled on her. "I WASN'T FU-" and just as I got to the flaming mad ma-women part I was interrupted.
The two eyes were uncontortably close to mine.
Man this is creepy.
"Hikaru!" Rikka screeched. She grabbed him. "Hikaru, stop scaring Mashiro-senpai!"
"'Mashiro-senpai'?" I said in a bored, lazy tone.
"Ah!" exclaimed Rikka. "I forgot to say! I'm Rikka and this," she stuck a finger pointing and the adorab-ugly blonde boy. " Is Hikaru!" She finished happily.
"Like I couldn't figure that out," I muttered under my breathe. Only Amu could hear me and she snickered silently.
And back on the topic of Amu, I need to know why she isn't in that wretched kingdom.
Meh, maybe I'll ask her later. I'm enjoying 'Lazy Day' (a national holiday since Wednseday the 23 of January 2013)
I looked down and can you hiess what I saw?
Yup.
Two large, cute eyes staring at me.
Yeah, I've dropped the whole 'I will not call this adorable boy -named Hikaru- cute'.
"Uh... hi," I said quietly. He said nothing and I stood up. He did too.
I walked over to Amu only to have this freak show dripping with adorable-ness follow.
"Aww!" Amu squealed in a fan-girly way. "Rima has a attachment!"
"Hey!" yelled Hikaru. "I'm not a attachment!" This kid is meanish and blonde... I like this kid. This kid is my new best friend so my old one is betraying me by laughing at me.
"Yeah yeah!" she said through uncontrollable laughter.
She's laughing extremely hard and ends up rolling on the floor laughing.
Being the good person I am, I knelt down next to her and slapped like how you wake a sleeping person.
She immediately started yelling.
"WHAT THE HECK! OI RIMA! GET BACK HERE!"
I take off out of the room a wiz down the steps.
She stopped laughing at least.
AMU'S POV
Rima just slapped me! And then ran!
Damn her.
I ran after her. She was already at the bottom of the stairs when I got to the steps.
Just as I was about to start climbing down a horrible sound pucered my ears.
It was like the wind. But it was high pitched.
It filled the air. I barely heard Rima scream.
Slowly, I slunk to the ground, hands covering my ears.
There was a pop and I turned to see a boy, roughly my age sitting on the window sill.
He was wearing a long un-buttoned jacket, the hood coming down in a point right above his eyes. And his eyes were a dead black.
He wore on his legs tight leggings. The boyd long purple blue hair was hung either infront or behind his shoulders.
Rima appeared and tackled me down, rolling us into the room. She slammed the door behind us.
I looked around. Yaya was peerched in a corner, blocking Rikka and Hikaru. Her hands were covering there ears and her eyes are shut tight.
I followed Rima who flung open a window. Rima then proceeded to grab Rikka, Hikaru and Yaya and bring them to the window.
"Amu," Rima said in a commanding voice. "Character transform. NOW!"
"Right!" I answered quickly. "Ran! Lets go!"
Ran was already out of her egg before I could finish.
"Watashi no kokoro!" Rima called out.
"Atashi no kokoro!" I called out after Rima.
Together, we called the final word. "UNLOCK!"
We were surrounded by that piercing light.
Rima's clothes popped on, creating Clown Drops outfit.
"Charanari!" She said, finishing her transformation. "Clown Drop!"
My clothes popped on and my charanari finished right on cue.
"Charanari! Amulet Heart!"
Once our two transformations were completed, a suprising voice filled tge air.
"Yaya no kokoro!" We spun to Yaya.
It can't be...
"UNLOCK"!
RIMA'S POV
"UNLOCK!" Yaya yelled.
I warched her transform, me eyes mezmorized.
"Charanari!" Yaya appeared to be done character transforming. "Dear Baby!"
She was wearing a jump suit that babies wear. On her head were bunny ears. Her but was... hot to put this... enlarged.
I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER WORD OK!
"Yaya... THE FUCK!" I yelled. "How... come... but... what... ARRGH!"
I grabbed her hand and launched her out the window. Lucky she was character changed or else thete would be a mess down there (A/N: -coughGOREcough-)
Next came Amu. I shoved Rikka into her arms. "No time to explain!" I said shoving them head first out the window.
Amu flips and (somehow) lands softly on the ground. She put down Rikka.
I'm next I guess.
ASXBGCNKYDSBNKLUTSA
Damn.
I sigh and grab Hikaru, perching on the window. I was just about to lean forward when God threw another disaster on me.
And that disaster starts with a N.
Or should I say D.
Don't have it yet? Ok, I'll spell it out for you.
N-A-G-I-H-I-K-O
He (it should I say it) was hanging upside down infront of my face.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
I screamed, which wasn't very quiet either and due to my misfortune let go of Hikaru and the idiot fell forwards.
Who falls forwards?
Actually most people do but I fall backwards most of the time. Like now.
I fell backwards. Dammit.
Well good luck Hikaru, and I'm expecting a invitation to your funeral by Tuesday.
The Demon King fell/leaped (could not think which to choose from here) in through the window.
Slowly, he advanced. I got up and ran to the door.
He was there just as I teached it and he slammed it.
How he got there so fast is unknow to even me.
"Hi Rima-chan!" he exclaimed with a smirk. "It's been so long!"
Idiot.
It was what, a day?
Screw him and his idioticness.
I stayed silent.
Ha.
I hope he gets pissed. Please be pissed off.
He yanked my arm and slammed me onto the floor, keeping my hands above me head with his right hand and my feet tied down with his feet.
"Heh. Think you can escape? Ha. No escapin' from me now~"
Wait... is he mocking me? Mockong me?! Well I'll show him what he gets for mocking me.
I tried to knee him in the stomache. Failed.
I sweared under my breathe and then his evil, fat and ugly lips were on mine.
OH
NO
HE
DIDN'T
I struggled with my hands which ended in another failure. His tounge was probbing my lips, asking for entrance.
Fuck him. No way is he turning this into a french kiss.
No effing way.
He kept poking. He must have been getting impatient because his free left hand grabbed my chin and forced it down, making my mouth open slightly.
And just because God likes torturing me, he just had to make T.D.K's tounge thin enough to squeeze into my mouth.
Fuck my life.
Nagihiko was exploring every inch of my mouth. My teeth, the roof of my mouth, my gums. EVERYTHING.
He bought his tounge next to mine and rubbed them together. I ciuld taste his saliva.
EWWWW
EWWWWW
AGVFJ;TRJBZJKgHJKJVDU&'EHK13GFKM
Get away!
His tounge tasted like blue berr- dirt.
No I wasn't going to say blue berries. Don't doubt me.
I WASN'T.
I felt him slip something small and round into my mouth. He used his tounge to practically force it down my mouth.
I swallowed it and he ended the kiss with a gentle kiss.
EWWWW! IT'S STILL GROSS!
My head felt suddenly achey.
Achey is a word. Google it.
Stars were blocking my vision.
Did he... oh he better not have.
I felt myself slipping away.
Yup. He fucking did it.
He drugged me! Fuck him.
I hope he rots in hell.
AGBDJK
Someone bring me a sharp object to murder him with! Or blunt. Blunt is good too...
"I ho... pe you rot... in he... ll," I barrly got out.
My mind was engulfed in darkness.
Fuck.
Him.
NAGIHIKO'S POV
I picked up the unconcious angel bridal style amd walked to the door, opening it.
I leaned down and smelt her hair. It smelt like bubble gum.
I loved her. I know I did.
It was love at first sight, but I only realized once Kuro-Hana had taken over.
Don't get me wrong. I wasn't not in control.
But the moment she stepped in the door, it was live.
My heart was pounding and when she started talking I knew she was one of a kind.
No one would defy me. Except for her. And Kuro-Hana gave me the push to reach her.
I could hear him. In my mind.
Demanding to be let out. But of course I won't let him.
CLICK
Fuck.
I swayed slightly, almost dropping Rima. I fought him back, holding onto Rima.
TICK
TOCK
Everything dimmed for a moment then...
PONG
I was standing there, my royal outfit swaying on my body.
In my arms was a blonde girl I know all too well.
Rima.
The girl I banished. The girl I lik-
NOOOOOO
I DO NOT LIKE HER!
Ok maybe a little...
No no no! I hate her... right?
I stumbled slightly. Rima was getting increasedly heavier.
I almost crushed it.
A black egg with a gray rose pattern on it.
A familiar egg...
Fuck.
It's Kuro-Hanas egg.
Fuck.
I pelted down the stairs and fell.
That wasn't a good idea... I tripped.
Rima stirred before opening her eyes.
Oops. Must have made her bang her head.
Oh boy.
She glared at me before screaming.
Right in my face.
Brat.
"Fuck. You," I said coldly.
"Let go of me!" She shouted.
"No!" I yelled back while shaking my head.
She screamed. Again.
Fuck.
Her.
"NOW!" She bellowed. Oh my lord. She has a loud voice.
"Shut. The. Fuck. Up." Every word left a long pause making them in seperate sentences.
She glared so I put her down like the gentleman I am.
Bad choice.
She kneed me... there.
"Fuck!" I said and fell to the floor. She just sprinted away.
Dammit.
Another damned escape.
RIMA'S POV
I ran as though me life depended on it.
And it did.
There was something up with Fujisaki.
N-NOT LIKE I C-C-C-CARE!
I was doing it for my safety. Yeah, that's it. My safety.
I took the stairs 3-4 at a time. When I reached the door there was intense pounding on it.
"DAMMIT!" Screamed the familiar voice of a pink haired girl...
Amu
"Amu! Yaya!" I yelled relieved. Crap.
I need to make a escape quickly. T.D.K was up and running.
Literally.
"STAND BACK!" I screamed at them.
"Ok!" cslled back the voices of Yaya and Amu in sync. There was shuffling and once I knew they were out of the way I kicked the door off.
What suprised me most is it actually worked.
But tgere was no time for being suprised. I ran trough dragging my friends and Rikka behind me.
"Don't just stand there!" I commanded. "RUN!"
END OF CHAPPIE!
Nagihiko: Hazah... =.=
Rima: I'm done reading!
Me: Good!
Rima: Shut the fuck up. Now I'm resting.
Nagihiko: Don't you mean taking a nana nap?
Rima: -dark aura-
Nagihiko: -runs off-
Rima: -chases Nagihiko with hachet-