Disclaimer: Ohayo, minna-sama, Stephenie Meyer-sensei jika Higure . Watashiwa iie jika!

Yes, right now you're wondering how much weirder can this girl get, trust me, I can be even weirder...

Eh, I've been wondering lately... does Twilight have any c2's? I guess I'm just too used to the sasuxsaku shrine practically... molesting... my fics... gah, they like me a little too much -.-'

ZOMG!!! I was listening to the radio the other day (yes, I know, for some strange reason, my mom likes to listen to it in the car) and some song started playing and they were all like 'You can't always get what you want' and that is a total IN YOUR FACE EDWARD CULLEN!!! Haha... maybe I should stop talking, ne?

Caius moved slowly through the mansion, inspecting things as he went. "Welcome back."

"Mm" Caius mumbled in recognition to Aro.

"Have fun in the red light zone?"

"Aa... Mari-chan was a little rebellious this time." His eyes connected with Aro's, lips twisting upwards into a grin. "Did you rearrange the place a little?"

Aro grinned widely, chuckling slightly. "You noticed!"

Caius nodded. "Now only if you added a few whores..."

Aro's grin quickly dropped at the comment. "I will do no such thing!" he sniffed indignantly. "If you feel so strong on the subject, bring your precious 'Mari-chan' or 'Suzuki-chan' next time!"

Caius laughed lightly. "Maybe I will." Aro nodded strongly, making Caius chuckle once more. Really, how did such a childish man become the world leader of the mafia?

He followed Aro through the door at the end of the entrance hall of the house, continuing on with their scheduled business.

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Jessica smiled at James. "Thank you," she murmured.

He turned to look at her, his cold eyes staring intently within hers.

"You're annoying," he muttered lightly. "I don't do personal favors." The gun in his hand rose upwards toward her.

"What?!" she cried, quite alarmed. "Please...please don't!"

He didn't listen, only shot.

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Alice and Bella stared at each other, trying to read the other's thoughts. "Aro will want to meet her," Alice muttered lightly. Edward shook his head, "No..."

"Yes, he will, I know it!"

"Is this another one of your premonitions?" She nodded, making Bella confused.

"We can't just send her home, can we?"

Bella's head snapped back and forth, looking at each of them in utter confusion. She wanted to know what was going on; she tried to understand... why was she failing?

"No, we can't."

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Aro examined Caius, a smile gracing his lips.

"Don't you think she'd be interesting to meet?"

"Aa, cover it up though, ne?"

Aro chuckled, nodding. "I shall do that."

Caius looked towards the catlike man in the corner of the room. "Baka, come 'ere." Aro chuckled further as the offending person scrambled towards them.

"Paper, onegai."

He nodded quickly, scurrying off. In a matter of minutes the boy was back, placing a typewriter loaded with paper in front of Aro. They both waited as Aro's fingers flew across the type writer. Chuckling, several papers were clutched in Aro's hands.

"Give those to Angela-chan, baka neko." The catlike boy nodded at Caius, scurrying off.

"You know... I'm starting to think you're sexist..."

"Iie," he replied sarcastically. "Iie."

Sarcasm, a truth covered with blood...