I want to point out that this fanfic isn't meant to be a guideline for people whop write fics.
This is STRICTLY me ranting and raving childishly about things I see in fanfiction that I don't like or think to be stupid.
Please don't sue me...
So... Pairings.
No, I will not be picking sides for pairings EVER for this fandom. I won't be listing my shippings. Mostly because I'm too confused on which ones I like.
Plus, shippings cause fandom wars and shitstorms.
No, no. We don't need that here.
We're friends.
...
Sorta.
Anyway, some pairings and ships don't make an inkling of sense to me.
None.
Which ones, you may ask?
Oh, you know, just the ones that involve two characters that never speak or see each other like ItaSaku, MadaSaku, InoSai, SakuSai, NaruSai...
Any pairing with Sai, really...
He's more asexual than Sasuke. In fact, he's the ONLY person who's more asexual than Sasuke. Even Itachi isn't more asexual than Sasuke.
Ok, that's a lie, but I want to get my point across, okay.
Oh and also...
The fuck is it with the rape-fics?
Oh you were raped by a character who usually doesn't rape people anyway, and then suddenly *gasp* you find out that in the end you lurb tehm and wnjoyd teh raep?!1/1/!
No. That's fucking bullshit.
Nobody has ever, nor ever will, like rape. Even in your shitty fics.
A/N: I hope the subject of the OHEMGEE taboo "rape" didn't offend anyone. (like i really care anyway...)
Question: Which character in Naruto do you think is the most two dimensional? Explain your reasoning.