A/N: I got it in! I just got back from the birthday party my siblings put on for my mom. I now feel encouraged to write a birthday fic for Nana later on. Thank you for the reviews even though i was late and missed a day. I appreciate all of you that followed and faved and i especially appreciate my reviewers because they motivate me and remind me to keep writing. I hope you all enjoy this chapter, I personally love this one so far.
Ch 11
Age 9
Playing house
"Ma-kun, Haya-kun, Take-kun, lets play house. I'll be the wife and Ma-kun, you can be the husband. Haya-kun and Take-kun are our teen sons." Tsuna proposed. They were sitting in Tsuna's room around his table.
"You already decided all the roles so we might as well do this." Enma agreed.
"Don't be surprised if your roles change." Tsuna warned Hayato and Takeshi.
"Haha into what?" Takeshi questioned.
"Just go with the flow. Whatever happens, happens" Enma shrugged.
"How are we going to start this then?" Hayato questioned.
"Breakfast it is!" Tsuna exclaimed happily.
Tsuna got up and pretended to cook food then he came back to the table and set the plates of food down. He set Enma's imaginary plate down angrily.
"What is this on my plate? How come the children get full meals and I get one piece of lettuce." Enma scowled.
"I'm not happy with our relationship." Tsuna frowned.
Enma shrugged. "Then I'll find someone new."
"Wow that escalated quickly." Hayato commented.
Tsuna gave him a disbelieving look with his mouth open and eyes wide and watery. "You don't love me anymore?" He sniffled.
Enma gave a shocked look and covered his mouth. "I didn't mean to say that, you know I love you."
"No you don't. Takeshi-san loves me better than you ever could." Tsuna exclaimed with tears in his eyes.
"I thought I was the son?" Takeshi whispered to Hayato.
"You've been cheating on me with the neighbor." Enma accused.
"You were out on a business trip and I haven't been happy with you for a while. It just happened." Tsuna admitted.
"He's married!" Enma sneered.
"You didn't care that the girl, Hayasa-san, last summer was married." Tsuna snapped back.
"Wow my name changed, I'm a girl, and i'm married." Hayato marveled at how quickly this story went out of control.
"Mom, Dad, are you unhappy with each other?" Takeshi questioned.
They both seemed to have forgotten that Takeshi and Hayato were there. Tsuna covered his mouth and gave a horrified look.
"We shouldn't be doing this in front of the kids." Tsuna whispered.
"No they need to hear who their mother has been with while their father was gone." Enma growled.
"No we don't need to hear who you've been sleeping with mom." Hayato tried to reason.
Tsuna completely ignored his protest. "Ok fine I was with Kyoya-san. Are you happy now?" Tsuna sobbed.
'Hibari Kyoya?' Hayato mouthed silently to Takeshi.
'I think so.' Takeshi replied back.
"I knew you were with Kyoya-san. The way you both looked at each other always got on my nerves." Enma hissed.
"What about you then?" Tsuna hissed through his tears.
"Well since secrets are coming out, I slept with Hayato-san, my co worker, many times and we're getting married." Enma smirked.
"This story is getting way too out of hand." Hayato moaned as he placed his head on the table. Takeshi just consolingly patted him on the back.
"You're leaving me for a man? So you really don't love me." Tsuna shrieked.
"This was an arranged marriage after all. I never loved you." Enma taunted.
"I WANT A DIVORCE!" Tsuna shouted.
"FINE!" Enma shouted back.
"Uggh I guess I have to do this. Mom, Dad, What about us?" Hayato asked.
"It's ok sweetie. I'll be taking both of you since your father-" Tsuna glared at Enma. "-doesn't know how to take care of children."
"Whatever you can have them. I bet they're both Kyoya-san's anyways. I'll be taking our dog, Take, and our cat, Haya, Instead." Enma huffed.
"We're also playing animals." Takeshi laughed.
The door knocked and they heard Nana's voice on the other side.
"Boys, I've brought snacks." She said while opening the door.
Enma and Tsuna's expressions shifted quickly to a happy one.
"Thanks mama." They both said at the same time. Hayato and Takeshi gave them both a weird look and thanked Nana.
As soon as Nana walked out the door their expression shifted to grumpy ones.
"We'll settle this another day." Tsuna grumbled while munching on a cookie.
"Deal." Enma replied.
"That was a very intense game of house." Takeshi laughed.
Hayato sighed. "Just go with the flow. How do you two even know so much about all this?"
They both gave him an identical innocent look. "Soap Operas." They replied at the same time.