Morals P.S.A.

Alex: *Cough* Hello I'm *Cough* Alex from the popular OMG MY LEG, OH GOD THE PAIN!!! *Falls over on the ground and the camera pans to Chris, who has bandages wrapped around his head covering one eyes and part of his nose. Chris is also walking on Crutches and has an arrow sticking out of his knee at an odd angle. Alex has several arrows sticking out of his legs and bandages on his arms and hands along with a bruise on his head.

Chris: Sorry about that, *Cough*, That's Alex from ((MY LEG MY LEG!!! OH GOD STOP THE PAIN!!!)) *Chris hits Alex in the head with his crutch, knocking him unconscious*

Anyway as I was *Cough* saying I'm Chris from the fanfiction *Cough* ODSTs and that's Alex from the same *Cough* fanfiction.

What we were going to talk to you about today is the dangers of messing with Na'Vi. *CoughHackCoughWeez* *Chris bends over in pain clutching his chest before standing upright again after a few moments of coughing* In one of our previous P.S.A.'s we exhibited some behavior that *Cough* wasn't quite right and that we encourage nobody to try to imitate. We're deeply sorry and would also like to, oh look at that, it's a bright light! *Chris falls over on the ground*

Moral: Don't mess with Na'Vi.

Michael stared at the beast's gaping mouth and rows upon rows of sharp, pointy, teeth. He had no doubt that if it swallowed him it was going to hurt very, very, much. And there was no way in hell he was going to let that happen.

"You got any suggestions Kimiko?" He asked the A.I. When Michael didn't receive a response after a few seconds he began to get worried.

"Kimiko, I'm sorry but now's really not the time to give me the cold shoulder." He pleaded, hoping Kimiko would listen to him. Michael risked a glance at the beast's angry yellow and red eyes, "Kimiko I kinda need your help here!" He pleaded as the beast snarled, sending spittle flying at him. Michael glanced down at himself and was tempted to wipe it off but a quick growl from the creature made him dismiss the thought.

"Kimiko," He began again, "Please help me out here I'm begging ya." He pleaded once again. But to his dismay his plead was only met once again with silence, it looked like he was going to have to dig himself out of this. Then a thought hit him and Michael smiled.

"I bet those teeth are pretty sharp, and I also bet they can be a real pain!" Michael shouted as the creature lunged at him midsentence. Michael rolled to the side with speed he didn't even know was possible. Michael hit the ground but was quickly up on his feet; he looked at his hands, er paws, and found they were unscraped. He grabbed a rock with one hand and hit it in the other as the creature, which had hit a wall, shook its head, growled at him, and charged. As the beast moved toward him with surprising speed, Michael stared at its chomping jaws until he found what he was looking for, several ingrown teeth at the very front of its mouth. Michael stood his ground as the beast charged at him, then, at the last second he leaped at its mouth and smashed the rock down on the teeth as hard as he could. Michael started to leap away, using the jaw of the creature as a place for his feet to push off, when he was suddenly hit by a sharp pain. Michael screamed as the teeth of the creature passed over his arm and tore away his flesh. Michael hit the wall from his messed up jump and watched as the beast let out a roar of pain from its bleeding gums and teeth that were stuck in places they weren't supposed to be and wildly shook its head and chomped trying to get them out. As Michaels finish turned red he tore off his cross necklace, held it to his wound, and pulled on the sides of the cross. Everything faded to red.

Sorry for the short chapter this week guys, I've been sick and am still recovering.

Rygen belongs to Toruk Makto, Avatar to James Cameron, Halo to Bungie and Microsoft (Weird copyright situation that I won't go into), Alex, Chris, Michael, Rhihanna, and other OC's to me. As a short side note I'd thank everyone who subscribed to my stories or messaged me or reviewed my stories. Thanks a bunch guys, I'd also like to say that if you like this story you should read the Belacia Chronicles which is my first original novel. Just Google Eavna Deviantart and look in the gallery for it. Thanks everyone!