OH HAY WORLD.
It's, um, me. You know. The loser that left you for a little bit?
I'M BACK. I SWEAR.
I had some really crappy stuff going on in my life. And then I started writing again the beginning of September, and then a boy in my school passed which got me really upset. So if I told you I'd update right away and didn't, that's kinda why.
But I'm feeling better. And you should expect LOTS of updates soon. And I'm sorry I suck at writing. I used to be pretty good, and now I kinda suck.
BUT ACCEPT ME?
Kay I'm gonna go now, but I really hope you like the chapter and all that jazz. :D
(and thanks for not giving up hope.
iloveyoulots)
My Very Own Fairytale
Chapter Eleven:
Best I Ever Had
Cherryblossomlove has signed on!
Date: April 16, 2008
Time: 10:43 P.M.
E-mail: 0
Available Friends:
Lovelyino
Hn
Troublesomelife
Ewygooey
Ramenisfreakinawesome
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Lovelyino: SO IT FINALLY HAPPENED?
Cherryblossomlove: how did you know you freaking creeeeep?
Lovelyino: FACEBOOK YO. No one, and I mean NO ONE misses the update "Hinata Hyuuga and Naruto Uzumaki are now in a relationship"!
Lovelyino: No matter how suckish the new format is.
Cherryblossomlove: Gah I know. It's such a creeper site. I don't care who these random people are now friends with. Like jeez.
Lovelyino: I know. And it's like, how am I ever going to know if people are dating if it doesn't say it on the side?
Cherryblossomlove: Wait, then how did you know about Hinata and Naruto?
Lovelyino: Oh I've been creeping on their profiles lately. It's been expected.
Cherryblossomlove: Wait I thought you hated her?
Lovelyino: Nahh she's a sweetheart. You know who I hate.
Cherryblossomlove: Oh…yeah…
Lovelyino: Alright, alright but we need to discuss happy stuff right now! How did it happen!?
Cherryblossomlove: Well pretty much they went off shopping together like as soon as we got there, so Sasuke and I got ice cream.
Lovelyino: And did he pay?
Cherryblossomlove: Of course not. He fails at love. But whatevs.
Cherryblossomlove: But okay, so he bought her a necklace and was practically wooing her to DEATH, I swear.
Cherryblossomlove: And Hinata was doing that whole "I'm gonna wave my hand around yours until you're smart enough to grab it".
Cherryblossomlove: And of course he wasn't.
Lovelyino: Naruto and Sasuke have to start hanging out with some friends who actually know how to be romantic.
Cherryblossomlove: I know. They're rubbing off on each other and it makes the worst combo. Like ever.
Lovelyino: Yesyes, but go on. I'm kind of dying here.
Cherryblossomlove: Wait, since when did you become me?
Lovelyino: JUST TELL ME FOOL.
Cherryblossomlove: I'm frightened.
Lovelyino: You should be. Bitch. Now if you will…
Cherryblossomlove: RIGHT. So then Sasuke like abruptly got up from our spot and was like, "let's film some movie stuff" like a noooooob. I couldn't argue though, 'cause that's what I told him we'd be doing and all.
Cherryblossomlove: So I said I'd film and he'd find spots, but I was mostly just making a video of how freaking retarded Sasuke can be. You know.
Lovelyino: WAIT SEND THAT TO ME.
Cherryblossomlove: …he saw it. And deleted it. And I can't film anything anymore. :(
Lovelyino: LMAO. You still fail. Lots.
Cherryblossomlove: Right, okay so then we saw Naruto and Hinata like canoodling on the dock in this park and holding hands and being utterly adorable.
Lovelyino: AWWWWW!
Cherryblossomlove: yeah, I know. But then Sasuke wanted to go over there and ruin it!
Lovelyino: Loserrrr.
Cherryblossomlove: I know! So I totally stopped him and whatnot.
Cherryblossomlove: And then we kind just walked around and not really talked, but I took a tons of pictures 'cause it's so pretty there.
Cherryblossomlove: And then I was being my obnoxious self and talking pictures of myself, but like trying to get the water in the background. You know what I'm talking about, right?
Lovelyino: No, like I totally do.
Cherryblossomlove: So then Sasuke like snorted, so I took this really ugly and horrible picture of him and refused to delete it because I'm awesome.
Cherryblossomlove: But then he offered to just take a picture of me by the water, and when I smiled and was utterly adorable and whatnot, he gave me back the camera and said it was nice.
Cherryblossomlove: NICE. HE THINKS I'M NICE. I RULE.
Lovelyino: My lord…
Lovelyino: And what exactly does this have to do with Hinata and Naruto being together?
Cherryblossomlove: OH RIGHT.
Cherryblossomlove: So then we were in the car on the ride home, and Sasuke was driving, so I went to go and like sit in the back, but then Naruto was like, "No Sakura sit in the front!" And got in the back like a total whore to snuggle with his girlfraaand.
Lovelyino: Wait so how did you know they were dating at that point?
Cherryblossomlove: I didn't. It's coming up.
Lovelyino: ightttt.
Cherryblossomlove: Kay, so then we were driving and all the sudden Naruto says, "You know Teme, you should get a girlfriend. Sakura would be a nice choice."
Lovelyino: YOU'RE SHITTING ME.
Cherryblossomlove: Not even!
Cherryblossomlove: So then he freaking SNORTS and I glare and feel like I'm gonna start crying, but then I don't.
Cherryblossomlove: And then Naruto's like, "Yeah, ever since I asked Hinata to be my girlfriend, my life has been so much better."
Cherryblossomlove: And I'm like fahreekin out 'cause when did this effing happen!?
Lovelyino: Like for serious.
Cherryblossomlove: Exactly. So then I'm like "Wait when did you ask her?"
Cherryblossomlove: And then SASUKE answers and says "Today, idiot."
Lovelyino: OH NO HE DIDN'T.
Cherryblossomlove: YES HE DID.
Cherryblossomlove: And then Naruto is like "Yes and this day has been the best day of my life!" And Hinata blushes and Naruto like all of the sudden grabs her and they start making out in the back of Sasuke's car.
Cherryblossomlove: And they're like moving around and moaning and groaning and I can HEAR THEIR FREAKING TONGUES SLURPING.
Lovelyino: HINATA!?!
Cherryblossomlove: Yesssss! I was so scarred, you have no idea.
Lovelyino: And how awkward was that for you and Sasuke?
Cherryblossomlove: IT WAS SO AWKWARD ELEPHANT, I SWEAR. And then Sasuke stopped at a light really harshly—on purpose, I think—and they stopped kissing.
Lovelyino: Jerk.
Cherryblossomlove: I know. So then Hinata got out first, and he dropped Naruto off next, even though it was off route.
Lovelyino: Awh he just wanted to spend time with you!
Cherryblossomlove: Nah, Naruto was annoying Sasuke about getting that stick out of his ass because it's really gay and that he should stick his ahem up someone else's ass instead.
Lovelyino: EW.
Cherryblossomlove: Like I know.
Lovelyino: Like dude, I hate to leave you at a time like this, but step-daddio is calling me. We're going shopping.
Cherryblossomlove: …seriously?
Lovelyino: Yes, this one is convinced he can buy my love. But besides that he's really not that bad. You should come over to dinner soon so you guys can get to know each other more.
Cherryblossomlove: Yes, definitely! Please!
Lovelyino: Okay, I'll pencil you in, love. :P
Cherryblossomlove: Kay. Love ya chicaaaa!
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Lovelyino has signed off!
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Cherryblossomlove: PERVERT!
Cherryblossomlove: SEX ADDICT!
Troublesomelife: Sakura is there a point to this? Do you have like sexual turrets?
Cherryblossomlove: OH MY GOD COULD YOU IMAGINE!?
Troublesomelife: troublesome…
Cherryblossomlove: So I've heard…
Cherryblossomlove: But I saw you and Temari today! By the tree! Moaning and groaning and WAS THAT YOUR HAND UP HER SKIRT?
Troublesomelife: I love how you blame me instead of your best friend who practically raped me.
Cherryblossomlove: Yeah, and you looked like you weren't enjoying it at all…
Troublesomelife: Whatever. It's not like I initiated it or anything.
Cherryblossomlove: Sure.
Troublesomelife: And I could say the same about you. I saw Uchiha taking a picture of you later that day.
Cherryblossomlove: So you saw me and didn't even come and say hello to me?
Troublesomelife: I didn't exactly want to ruin your moment.
Troublesomelife: And Temari was saying that no one was going to be at her house for the next couple of hours, so…
Cherryblossomlove: SUCH. SLUTS.
Troublesomelife: Eh, I don't mind it too much.
Cherryblossomlove: I'M SURE YOU FREAKING DON'T.
Cherryblossomlove: Ahem. So does this mean you two are now like officially dating? Or are you pulling a Neji and Tenten and keeping it a secret?
Troublesomelife: They're dating?
Cherryblossomlove: Neji didn't tell you?
Troublesomelife: Guys don't talk about this stuff, Sakura.
Cherryblossomlove: Oh right. You're boring. But what does this mean?
Troublesomelife: To be honest, I don't know what we are. We've been making out a little too much to actually talk about it.
Cherryblossomlove: Well what do you want it to be?
Troublesomelife: I don't know.
Cherryblossomlove: Well how would you feel if she dated another guy?
Troublesomelife: Well she wouldn't.
Cherryblossomlove: WAIT YOU'RE SO IN LOVE.
Troublesomelife: What the hell?
Cherryblossomlove: Oops. Gotta go. Just think about that, kay?
Troublesomelife: Sakura, what the hell?
Cherryblossomlove: Bye lover boyyy!
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Cherryblossomlove has just signed off!
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"So what's the update on my sister? Is she dating that Nara idiot?" Gaara can be utterly adorable when he's protective. And in that white shirt he's wearing today, as opposed to the black.
AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE MATSURI SAID HE'D LOOK CUTE IN WHITE. I know, it woes you as well, am I right?
"Well you know, I saw them buying some strawberry-flavored condoms yesterday—never would have guessed Temari was into the sweets. I mean, I thought she would have purchased something a little more tart so when she—"
"Sakura." Gaara apparently didn't know what those flavored condoms were used for yet. Oh the young and the innocent little freshman, they make me smile when they're not clogging the hallways and being obnoxious losers. You know.
I offered my lover a smile and leaned against the locker next to his. "Nah, I'm just kidding. But I think he really likes her Gaara-kun, so please be nice, okay?" And not only would I know this from last night, but today when I walked into school, they were talking kind of close to each other and believe me when I say I've never seen Temari smile that widely.
"Sakura."
I turned from my loveable redhead to see Sasuke coming towards me. I waved lazily; still remaining against the cold lockers that I feel so comfortable against when I didn't get any sleep last night because I was up forever playing Tetris. "Hey Sasuke."
He nodded, asking, "Do you want to come over early today before everyone else comes to go over the script and whatnot?"
And okay, I'm kind of on cloud freaking nine. I know that in love, you're not supposed to analyze like everything, but it's what I do, so get over it. We've gone over that freaking script 17 dozen times, and it doesn't need anymore help. So does he just want to hang out with me? Woe me? Make-out with me on the beanbag chair in his room?
Or does he just want to make sure that I won't run away again?
Ugh. Life.
But still; smilesmilesmile. Of course. "Surely."
"Let's get to class."
Okay, craziness. I don't even have class with him next period, I swear. I mean, the classes are across the hall from each other, but how does he know that?
I'm analyzing again, I know, I know. But can't I woe just a bit?
I began to walk away near him when I heard an obnoxious but loveable cough from my best friend's brother.
"Oh right! Bye Gaara-channy-chan!" I gave him a quick hug, but before we could have the proper 3.8 second best friend time for a proper goodbye hug, Sasuke grabbed my wrist to pull me with him.
But you know, I can't just have nice and easy-going friends who are totally okay with their friend being taken away from their hugs by, you know, the love of their freaking life.
This is pretty evident by the fact that Gaara then began to tug at my other wrist. And I was pretty much being pulled between the love of my life and my best friend. Which sucks.
"So hey guys, I really like my arms."
They both gave me the strangest looks, like they didn't get that I was implying that my arms are super pretty and toned—and not fake-tanned like my best friend's are (whoilovesoverymuch)—and obviously I'm saying that if they keep doing this they'll fall of.
Like everyone gets that.
Right?
"Subaku, we have to get to class."
Gaara just grunted, but I blew him a kiss.
I know I should be kind of mad at this Sasuke kid and whatnot for being rude to my friend and blahblahblah, but I'm kind of in love with him.
And he was definitely jealous about that hug.
Like for serious.
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HOW DARE YOU.
Sakura, stop passing me notes during Physics. You know I'm almost failing this class. Like seriously.
YOU WERE MACKIN WITH YOUR HUNK OF MANCANDY YESTERDAY AND DIDN'T EVEN SAY HI TO ME WHEN HE SEES ME!
You were at the park?
HELL YEAH. And apparently you offered him free sex. You slut. Did you even get a tip?
What the hell?
He said that you were talking about going back to your house because no one was home, and that's why he didn't say hello to me. YOU WHORE.
I was saying that to let him know that Gaara wasn't there so it was okay to hang out. And not make out. Flippin Jesus.
But I talked to him last night and he said that all you guys did was make out!
Huh?
Well I asked him if you two were a couple, and then he said he didn't know 'cause you guys made out so much that you never actually talked about it. And then I asked if he would be okay with you with another guy, and he said you wouldn't be with another guy. WHICH MEANS HE'S HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Don't jump to conclusions, you freak.
He doesn't want you to be with anyone else. He's a jealous freak.
I could hardly ever see Nara being jealous. Honestly.
Yeah, well…yeah. But do you want him to be with other women?
Hell no.
AWH.
Haruno, you are a freak.
And you love it.
Maybe.
You love me so much that you'll tell me what Shikamaru said this morning to make you so giggly and happy and…girly.
What does that mean?
Answer the question!
Oh, well, like he asked me to go cloud-watching with him this weekend.
WAIT THAT'S SO UNBELIEVEABLY CUTE.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
A romantic picnic as well?
Oh come on Sakura. I'm not as pathetic as you.
You suck.
You love it.
Hm. I'm telling Gaara to go and spy on you.
DON'T!
…wait, I've never seen you so concerned about this.
What do you mean?
You're so excited about this date!
Well of course I am. Which is why I'm asking you something I'll never ask you evereverever again, so don't get used to it, but—
JUST TELL ME!
Damnit Sakura, you freak. I was wondering if you'd help me get ready for the date and all.
AWH. YES. YES. YES. I LOVE YOU.
I'm leaving you.
TEMARINARA. TEMARINARA. TEMARINARA.
You suck.
Sasuke's face...
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"Sasuke, you can have my heart and we can share it like the last slice."
"What the fuck?"
Seriously, there's nothing wrong with quoting Drake, who's really Jimmy Brookes from Degrassi, who's REALLY Aubrey Graham, but is apparently going through an identity crisis because he can't pick a freaking name.
Ahem.
But still, it's totally normal.
"Watching these losers act out this scene is really boring me, and I could honestly go for that episode of Degrassi when Jimmy can't make his thing…you know—and he goes to the doctor and stuff. Or where he gets shot! Oh my goodness, I cry every time!"
He looked over at me, and without even saying anything, I knew to shut up. I looked across the room to see Tenten and Neji acting out a seen, but it kind of sucked because Neji is way too stiff to act and Tenten is way too dreamy about being this close to her boyfriend to actually remember her lines.
Oh my goodness. I'm sounding like I hate love!
I slap myself a few times and get some weird looks from Sasuke, but after that I kind of just continue to look at the way Ino's not paying attention at all, but texting some guy with a huge smile on her face which means she must be talking to a guy. And I really want to go over and ask, but I can't because Sasuke said socializing with everyone disrupts the process and blahblahblah. What a freak.
Hinata is blushing like crazy because her loverboy keeps whispering in her ear, and PinappleHead is complaining about how annoying Temari is being, when there's obviously just some sexual tension they need to work out, but can't because they're supposed to be rehearsing their lines.
"Sakura! You're gonna do the line with Rodrigo Heartbreak."
Shitty titties.
I haven't really talked to Itachi since that whole awkward let-me-kiss-you-as-a-way-of-persuasian-and-watch-you-walk-away-because-you're-a-psycho-that's-in-love-with-my-brother.
You know, every day stuff.
I had a huge blush like I had today when I went on Sasuke's bus to his house, and his mom was there when we walked in and she asked if I was his girlfriend, in which Sasuke just grunted after giving his mom a kiss on the cheek.
CUTE STUFF.
But, you know, he never actually denied it…
ANYWAYS.
I turn towards my frenemy (can I even call him that?) and he's looking semi-god-like, but nothing compared to my Sasuke-kun; obviously.
He held up his script and looked at it, as if trying to memorize his lines all in one second—something I'm sure he can do, because seriously Uchiha's are kind of just magical.
"Gwendolyn, why would you ever want someone as coldhearted as the stupid Uchiha bastard?"
He sounded like he really meant it. I wouldn't be surprised.
"He's just—he's so different." And either I'm an amazing actress, or the sincerity in my voice gave away everything I've ever felt about this kid. Everything.
"I can be different."
"But you can't be him."
Which is so true. I love how I wrote this freaking movie about my life.
"But he left you. He betrayed you. He doesn't even love you."
You see what I'm saying?
And apparently I decided to make myself some weakling or whatever, because this is where I break down crying and we go in for a kiss, but then the scene ends leaving you in suspense because I am so freaking good at film study.
Except I kind of feel like he's actually going in for the kiss. Which sucks. Because the last thing I ever want to do is kiss him. …again.
I quickly see Mikoto out of the corner of my eyes and obviously use this as my chance to escape.
"Mrs. Uchiha! That coaster looks extremely heavy! Let me move that for you!"
I. am. lame.
She turned around with a friendly's smile on her face and waved, saying, "Well thank you Sakura-chan, I was able to move it to the other table, but would you like to join me in the other room to help me get the lemonade ready?"
I quickly shook my head, ignoring Sasuke saying that I have to be there to continue the rehearsal and whatnot, and walked into the other room with my future mother-in-law.
"So is my Sasuke-chan treating you right?"
She seems to ask this every single time she sees me around Sasuke, and every time I answer with the same thing (whether it be true or not), "Of course." She smiles widely and gestures me to sit down while she gets some lemons out of the bowl in front of me.
"You know sweetie, I'm so glad you came along." I raise an eyebrow, as if asking her to continue, so she says, "Well I'm not going to lie to you. I have had adoption preparations ready for when Sasuke would meet a nice guy, settle down, and want to adopt a child. I even put some of my husband's paycheck into a jar for it every week."
Oh my god. OH MY GOD.
I really want to say something like, "Well, when we get married, you won't have to worry about that because my uterus is in fine shape." But hello? Awkward turtle to the extreme.
"And then you two started dating, and I see the way he looks at you, and—"
"Oh, Mrs. Uchiha, we're not dating. We're just friends."
She got a saddened look on her face. And my heart literally broke. I don't want to ruin her having-a-heterosexual-son dreams—the worst kind.
And it was gone. "What about Itachi?"
"Oh, no, I'm much more into Sasuke than—"
"So you do like my son!"
I blushed. You know. "Well, uh, yeah, but I'm almost positive he doesn't feel the same way so you should probably still save up for that—"
"Sh! Sh! There's still hope!"
And with one last humongous smile, she walked out of the kitchen with a large pitcher of lemony liquid in one hand and coasters (really, really heavy ones—obviously), while I remained on the stool in the kitchen wondering what is in these freaking Uchiha genes.
I suck at life.
And fluff.