Episode: The Twins Fight
Song: Until the Day I die - Story of the Year
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, I only own Yuu, Rin, Teru and anyone related to them (Who are usually too unimportant to name.)
A/N: Chapter 11~! This now officially makes 'Neko Nikki' my longest running story. And with a lovely number of readers and reviews, I cannot express how happy I am. So I hope you all enjoy a new chapter centered all around Yuu and the twins.
~!* 2 Chapters were updated, so don't forget to read Chapter 10*!~
"It's the 'Which one is Hikaru' game~!"
Laughter quickly filled the air, followed by small giggle and squeals from girls that were watching the pair of twins. Each now wearing a green cap to hide the way they parted their hair.
"Well then, can you tell which one is Hikaru?" The twins questioned together causing Yuu to gaze on quite curious herself as to what they were doing.
"Oh, that so hard…"
"You two look sooo identical."
"Which one is Hikaru game?" Yuu questioned lightly before trying to hurry and catch up to Haruhi who was walking away. The two were going to try and study while neither had clients to tend to. "A-Ah Haruhi-chan wait." Yuu cried out weakly, though it had caught the attention of her friend.
"So far, no one has been able to tell who's who." Both twins spoke at once with large cocky smirks gracing their features.
"What a worthless game…" Haruhi spoke from the place she had stopped to wait for Yuu to catch up. Which she did, moments after Haruhi had spoken those words.
"What? Is there something you don't like about it?" The twins spoke together with slightly annoyed faces, the girls they were entertaining looking at Haruhi with slightly shocked faces.
"Actually, I still don't get why you two are popular." Haruhi spoke bluntly causing Yuu's mouth to drop in shock.
"H-Haruhi-chan that wasn't a nice thing to say at all." The silver haired Host quickly spoke, but soon found Hikaru standing beside her, while Kaoru stood on Haruhi's other side. The green hats they once wore, now long gone.
"Yuu's right, that not something really nice to say." Both twins spoke with pouts gracing their features.
"It really seems that Haruhi-" Hikaru began as he leaned himself against Yuu's shoulder, an act she was becoming used to. "-Does not understand the benefits of us, the twins, being in the Host club." Kaoru finished leaning himself against Haruhi's shoulder.
"There are benefits?" Haruhi questioned resulting in the twins beginning their examples.
"Listen, just the fact that we're both handsome and homo types scores lots of points." Hikaru began and Haruhi sighed lightly as she listened "And while out act swings between friendship and homo is favorable enough-" Kaoru cut off his brother as he began to finish the explanation to the chestnut haired Host. "-In our case, we use the highest taboo of being twins as our biggest weapon."
The twins removed themselves from the two Host members they were leaning against, to further explain themselves. Using a girl that was sitting at their table as a test dummy.
"On top of that." Hikaru began as he leaned towards the girl, gently cupping the side of her face. A scene Yuu was all too familiar with. "This setup of being loved simultaneously by these two tightly bonded twins-" Kaoru mimicked his brother as he cupped the other side of the teen's face. "-a maiden's ultimate romance, right?"
The young woman could only mumbled small 'eh's before she went red in the face, and became mush in her seat. Her friends squealing in delight at the scene.
"Hikaru! Kaoru!" Tamaki's sudden loud and angry voice stopped any further conversation. Both twins gave questioning sounds, as the older Host stomped his way over "I let you guys maintain the club's webpage on the condition that you guys would take it seriously, right!" Tamaki practically screamed at the two.
"Yeah, we are doing it seriously.-" Hikaru spoke as his brother and himself started waving Tamaki off "-We were up until early morning yesterday."
"And this is the graphic you came up with!" Tamaki cried out in anger as he showed the image on the small laptop he was holding. An image of Yuu shirtless, with her back towards the camera and her head titled to smile at it. An image she didn't remember ever taking.
"W-What!" Yuu almost squeaked in shock when her eye fell on the image. Haruhi beside her making a small sound of shock herself.
"Yuu-chan~! You look so cool~" Honey cried out in delight as he clasped his hands together, his small bunny hanging from his arm.
Tamaki chose to abandon his laptop with the cooing Honey and fan girls, in favor at yelling at the twins some more. Leaving Yuu and Haruhi frozen in shock with the amazed fan girls.
"When?" Tamaki questioned causing both twins to give small sounds of confusion. "When did you guys take a nude picture of Yuu!" Tamaki cried in anger, the thought of those evil twins forcing his shy daughter to do such things, driving his anger.
"It's obviously a shop." Kaoru spoke causing Tamaki's anger to melt away.
"A shop?" Tamaki questioned not understanding what they were trying to say.
"It's a nice job right?-" Hikaru beamed as his brother and him stood on either side of Tamaki. "-We posses some elite skills at this."
"You idiots! What a waste of skills! You should be ashamed!" Tamaki yelled at the two, causing them both to pout. "If you're going to do a shop, put Haruhi in clothes like in this idol photo collection." Tamaki muttered (not so) quietly to the twins. Who both gave him disapproving looks.
"That's stupid Tono.-" Hikaru scolded before his brother finished what he was going to say. "Its much easier to have Haruhi wear these clothes instead."
"O-Oh yeah, have Haruhi wear these…" Tamaki mumbled before making his way behind a frozen Haruhi, a pink dress in hand. "One like this…"
"Why do you have that on hand?" Honey questioned, though he was ignored.
"Haruhi-kun is so handsome, but like Tamaki said, I also want to see Haruhi-kun in ladies clothing." One of the many girls in the room cooed
"Oooh I would love to see Yuu-kun in punk, he just looks so right for that type of clothing." The fan girls words slowly drifted back into the background as Yuu turned her attention onto the twins that had made the image of her.
"Hikaru-kun, Kaoru-kun, p-please don't create image like that without my permission." Yuu began feeling her cheeks heating up in embarrassment as she tried her hardest to scold the two. "I'm not some toy you can do whatever with!"
"But that's exactly what you are." Both twins spoke together with smug smirks, causing Yuu to falter in her small speech. "You're our toy."
Yuu felt her ear heat up as a small anger built up inside her at their words. She was beginning to question why she even believed them to be her friends, when they couldn't respect her wishes. Though she sighed and released that anger, knowing that they would only be more amused if she got mad.
"Toy." A chilling voice echoed through the room causing everyone to stop what they had been doing. "Toy…Toy…" Yuu turned her attention towards the wall, where a large black door had suddenly appeared. "If you like toys, come to my club, the Black magic club." A dark figure spoke as he leaned out of the doorway slight, a candle in hand. "The black magic item market…is now being held." Yuu couldn't help but let a shiver run up her spine "We also have a Mass going on all the time. Come now… and everyone will get a lovely voodoo doll. Beelzenef, as a present." When the dark figure held up the cute yellow cat puppet, Yuu almost cooed at how adorable she thought it was.
"Was there a door over there before?" Both twins questioned together, forgetting that they were previously harassing Yuu.
"Nekozawa-senpai doesn't like places that are bright." Kyouya spoke as he walked towards the four Host members that were staring at the strange darkly dressed teen.
"I-I want a Beelzenef…" Yuu mumbled to herself, though she was heard and stared at like she was insane.
"You should stay away from that person." Tamaki spoke suddenly from behind her, causing Yuu to jump and scream in fear. "If you are connected to him in any way, without expectation, you'll get cursed."
"T-Tamaki-senpai that isn't nice to say, just because he's scary looking doesn't mean I can't associate with him." Yuu tried speaking as she tried to calm down her rapidly beating heart
"I-It was during last year's final exams…" Tamaki began a story, clearly ignoring Yuu's words. "The day I stepped on that voodoo doll, Beelzenef by mistake." Yuu made a comment that she would be mad too if he had stepped on her cute doll, but Tamaki continued to ignore her words. "Mysterious curse-like words spelled out on the test I was taking immediately afterwards! Just as I thought it was weird, I looked around as it was a different dimension with people I had never seen before!"
"I-I'm scared!" Honey cried out when Tamaki finished his story, and even Haruhi seemed a little bit frightened herself.
"That was just you taking a test in Greek class by mistake." Kyouya spoke up trying to be the voice of reason.
"No, it was a curse! And for the next three days, for some reason, my feet were as heavy as lead." Tamaki continued trying to explain to Kyouya, who had an answer to that was well.
"You were running a marathon the day before."
"The power of this voodoo doll, Beelzenef, is authentic." Nekozawa spoke suddenly appearing beside Tamaki and Kyouya, resulting in Tamaki letting out a scream. "If you write the name of the person you hate on the back, that person will suffer much misfortune." Though as Nekozawa was suddenly bathed in the light from a flashlight, he screamed bloody murder and ran back to the door he had came from.
"A-Aw I wanted one…" Yuu pouted lightly not taking any notice as the door disappeared.
Haruhi decided she would go comfort the frightened Tamaki, leaving Yuu by herself.
"Hey Yuu~!" Two voice called out to the girl causing her to sigh and look towards the twins "We have a favor to ask you."
"What?" She questioned lightly, wondering how one minute a member from the black magic club was in their club, and next everyone was acting as if it never happened.
"Our next holiday vacation-" Hikaru began letting his brother finish for him "-can we go visit your house?"
"M-My grandmother would not like me bringing home boys." Yuu spoke quickly, not exactly telling the truth. Her grandmother would be delighted if she brought home boys, even goes as far as to try and plan a wedding.
"Not even if we asked Rin?" The boys questioned as they slowly walked towards her.
"The answer would still be n-no." Yuu answered feeling her cheeks heat up, not enjoying the feeling of lying. Rin would be probably be just as excited as her grandmother, seeing the way she reacted when they had psychical exams not too long ago.
"No matter how much we beg?" They continued to questioned, leaning their faces closer to hers, Completely ignoring how uncomfortable that made her feel.
"It would still be no." Yuu hastily answered trying to move herself away from pair of twins.
"I was also thinking of greeting Haruhi's parents." Tamaki suddenly spoke loudly which caused Haruhi to immediately shoot him down with a 'Defiantly not.'
"Then how about this?" Yuu watched as the twins placed the green hats back on top of their heads "If you guess wrong at the 'Which one is Hikaru' game, then we're going to visit your house as penalty." It was after those words did the twins start spinning around to try and confuse Yuu on who was who. "Which one is Hikaru?"
Yuu didn't skip a beat as she suddenly pointed to each boy, stating his name as she did. "Kaoru-kun and Hikaru-kun." Yuu spoke with a small smile, having a hard time remaining angry at the pair for their actions earlier.
"You're wrong!" They laughed while throwing their arms into the air. This caused Yuu to pause for a moment, before she smiled once again.
"No I'm not." She stated strongly, not a hint of hesitation in her voice. Something that caused both boys to look at her in shock. "Even though you're identical twins, you both are different." Those were words they had long to hear, words they once thought they would never hear. The two shared a look between each other, before looking back towards the silver haired host.
"Ne, Ne Yuu-kun!" Yuu turned around to the two young ladies that were previously sitting at the twin's table "I can't really tell who's who after the hide the way they part their hair."
"How were you able?" The other spoke loudly and happily, wondering what was the secret behind it.
"I-I'm a twin myself you know." Yuu sheepishly replied as she rubbed the back of her head "I would be kind of a disgrace if I couldn't tell twins apart." Yuu let out a small giggle when both girl seemed to brighten and remember that Yuu was in fact a twin. "Though that isn't all true either. H-Hikaru-kun is a tad bit meaner t-than Kaoru-kun." Yuu finished silently wondering if what she had said was rude. Though she soon found out what she had said did have some affect on the pair.
"S-Sorry, Hikaru." Kaoru tried muffling his laughter before he just leaned over and started laughing loudly and wildly.
"Hey, I'm just being sincere and saying what I want without hiding anything." Hikaru spoke with a slightly tint of embarrassment as he held his head high. "In fact, Kaoru's the one that's more ill-natured." This stopped Kaoru's laughter in an instant.
"W-Wait! I-I didn't mean it the way it came out." Yuu tried to speak as she started seeing the situation taking a turn. But neither twin listen, as they began arguing with each other.
"Don't be saying whatever you want." Kaoru snapped at his brother, becoming defensive at his accusations. "I'm the one that has to deal with your selfishness all the time."
"I may be the one that brought this up, but you're the one that's digging a deeper hole." Hikaru growled before he continued on "Don't like it, than stop. Are you stupid or something."
"W-Wait! P-please don't fight." Yuu tried talking over the two, but they continued to ignore whatever she had to say.
"That's because I can't help, but see you being dumber." Kaoru snapped before he smirked lightly to himself. "Besides, even though you call Yuu a toy, you always make a pass at her whenever you can. Hikaru, you like Yuu don't you?"
This brought out reactions from three members of the Host. Yuu becoming suddenly bright red at the words, Tamaki crying out in anger (A father never wants boy to like their daughter), and Hikaru letting out a loud cry of shock, red lightly tinting his cheeks as well.
"W-What are you misunderstanding here! You really are an idiot, Kaoru!" Hikaru snapped at his brother, ignoring whatever comments Tamaki was making. "Besides, why would I like a short meek girl like Yuu!"
"You don't have to point out my shortness..." Yuu mumbled under her breath, trying to will away that large blush that was covering her face. It wasn't every day someone said a extremely handsome boy liked you.
"Beautiful! This is beautiful~!" A loud and recognizable voice echoed throughout the music room. Confusing everyone, but not confusing them as much as the sudden platforms that were rising from the floor. Their familiar French manager standing on top. "A beautiful, yet painful, three-sided relationship revolving around Yuu-kun. And two of them are twins; what a predicament-like development~!" Renge clasped her hands together before letting her eyes sparkle brightly "Renge can eat three bowls of this~!"
"I've had enough of you!" Hikaru snapped at Kaoru, bringing everyone's attention back towards the bickering twins "Always sneaking into my bed, that's very annoying!"
"I slept with you because you looked so helplessly lonely, you idiot!" Kaoru's words only seemed to excite the girls that were in the room. Their minds filled with their fantasies, other than focusing on the fact the twins were fighting.
"You are you calling an idiot? You're worse than me in math!"
"Look who's talking! You should go and study Japanese more!"
"You obnoxiously, annoying person!"
"Who's the one with that bad sleeping form, and always falling off the bed!"
"Erotic imp!"
"Pervert!"
"I'm least I'm better than you!" They screamed at each other, as their bodies shook in complete anger. "I'm not talking to you anymore!"
All member of the Host club stood a few feet away looking absolutely in shock. Though Yuu seemed the most shaken out of all the members.
"I-I d-didn't mean to cause a fight…"
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