I am a banana: I think we both know I'M queen of everything. :eats mellow: headless chickens so can babble, otherwise WHERE DOES THE SAYING COME FROM?

incom.twitch: MONEY! AHAHAH:scheming fingers: ok FINE here's your update...

the female nerd: i know, sorry :cowers:

superspy: there better not be a bite! i don't wrote for sheer ENJOYMENT! heheh. full body sit ups, the root of all evil! re:brownies. one word for ya : CRAM IT IN! yay! you updated washing james'...

siriusly.mad.for: Bump! right back atcha, i can't remember! follow the authors golden rule: if you don't remember, bullshit...

Goddessofthemaan: WHOOT! why thank you

trapped.rabbit: i like to think that thet're like my friends, lol Pri! i did once enter her for a singing thing...

Aussie Disney Lover: why thank you newbie

Daisy Pixie: :holds it at arms length: what t'fuke be this?

ronlover2005 : lol! i'm so inconsistant, SORRY GUYS!

tee hee : thanks! i know! poor girl

Audrey Blaine: james' eyes, sorry i'm so confusing!

ravenclaw gal93: SEW THEM BACK TOGETHER! YOUR SIDES! YOU NEED THEM TO LIVE!

hplovesme: WHOOO! you know it...

aly n AJ: Well, i wouldnt want you to burst...

jewels5: i don't want to give it away but lets just say, i love the smack of violence...mmmmm cakeylicious

ap gato: NOO! GARY! GET AWAY FROM THERE THIS INSTAN...heheheh hello all. hey irie, bells are FUN. they are VERYYY loud. they cause all kinds of havoc. its almost worrying how easy iz is to hold down...DAMN IT

heiress.to.the...: indeed you shall. BUT NOT YET! BWAHAHAH

marauders babe: NEVER! TO RIO DE GENARO, SIRIUS! PLAN RUN AWAY!

feltonsgirl: heheh, i know what you mean! CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO BE THE FILM! you can have him tho because SIRIUS IS MINE!

winonna corinne: james, not telling you yet. he deff. thinks so though.

dragonsgorgeous...: thats ok, MOST OF YOU ARE cough useless regulars cough

trunksgurl: thanks i tend to get a bit carried away...

jay alpha: i know, sorry, i'm horribly confusing. i;m currently snatching writing time between work.

pink eraser: lol, i know! feeling a bit ott. flavs may be, uh, slightly based on me. only slightly.

Queen Nosila: thanq, i like to think so!

I'm writing this to stave off i'm so shit at maths depression. which is fun

kind of a fill chapter, don't get your hopes up...

iz xxxx

gary

what? kisses are for girls.


Extreme Depression

No, really

I have a fabulous plan.

It's crafty AND cunning.

You wanna hear it, don't you?

I know you do.

Well.

Ok.

But only because you forced my hands. I'm not vain.

The Best Plan There Has Ever Been And That Will Ever Be In The History Of The Entire World

You remember how my 'friends' signed me up to sing some stupid song I wrote a couple of weeks ago?

Well.

When Flavs is asleep I will put polyjuice into EVERYTHING she might conceivably drink. Then she will be me.

And she will have to sing.

And I will laugh heartily.

That'll teach her.

Bitch.

Pot calling kettle black but whatever.

I amaze myself sometimes.

And, yes, I realise there could be some shall we say 'civilian casualties' but they've gotta TAKE ONE FOR TEAM.

Bastards.

I'm very very very angry still.

You may have noticed.

Well. More confused than angry.

One the one hand, I was basically rejected by the man I love.

On the other, I was proved right.

As always.

But still.

Even my smugness can't quite cover the ridiculous humiliation.

They were all sorry.

They all looked at me like….like they did before when….when my parents died.

And I remembered why I don't get…

Involved with people.

Because it always ends like this.

In tears.

Which sucks.

Anyway, back to my story.

So Sirius was looking sort of angry as he stormed out after James. Which was kind of odd, now I think about it.

I'm so depressed. Maybe I should do some actual work.

Nah.

I'd rather wallow in my own tragedy. I should probably do some training actually, given I haven't been out since my little accident with voldie's biatches. I'd just seduce my captain but it's, you know,

My rival.

So I doubt it would help much.

And gross.

Now, about that polyjuice potion….