Me: Hey! Here I am- on the set of Avatar!
Katara: Who are you talking to?
Me: Um...nnnnnnnnnobody...?
Katara: (crosses arms and taps foot)
Me: THE REMOTE IS UNDER THE CUSHION! MY CATS DID IT! I LIKE PI AND PIE! MY IQ IS 120! (seriously, I just took an IQ test and that really is my IQ!)
Katara: Ooooooooooooooooooooookay...
Me: I'M INNOCENT I TELLZ YA!
Director: Katara! Get over here! You're on in five!
Katara: Oh, fine...
(Filming Chapter 10- Jet)
Jet: Katara, grab onto me.
Katara:(does so, and slips midway up) OOF!
Director: CUT!
(Filming Chapter 13- The Blue Spirit)
Zuko: (wearing mask) Hey, this mask is a little tight!
Director: Live with it!
Zuko: Grr...
(after filming)
Zuko: (takes off mask to reveal red and slightly swollen nose and cheeks) I TOLD YOU THAT DAMN MASK WAS TIGHT! BUT INSTEAD OF LETTING ME LOOSEN IT, YOU TOLD ME TO LIVE WITH IT! I QUIT!
Katara: No! You're too good of a kisser to leave!
Me: (starts gagging)
Zuko: Oh, okay! (randomly kisses Katara)
Sokka: YARG! GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER!
Me: You didn't say anything a couple chapters ago.
Sokka: It was cute then.