Hiya! Jolly is back from her holiday. I had so much fun for most of the
holiday, except when I had a cough, a cold and when I caught impetigo off
my dad. I got some more ygo pictures, woo, but there was no manga, which I
was looking for. There was only cheapo dbz manga, but I had already seen
the episodes on tv, so I didn't want it. Thanx for the suggestions from
PrincessSaphire, but what does OOC mean? Please can somebody tell me, I am
a little behind in knowing things like that, we haven't heard of it in
Leprechaun land yet. Still need some more suggestions though, but you don't
have to if you don't want to you know, it's entirely optional.
Disclaimer- I don't own YGO or the Wizard of Oz, I tried to get them, but they wouldn't give em up. I guess the only YGO things that I own are a couple (well about 82 to be exact) of ygo pictures that I wasted my school's printer printing off, so sorry! I guess the only Wizard of Oz thing I own is the video, so that doesn't really count, seeing as it isn't exactly mine.
Oh yeah, I call Joey, Jono from now on cos they call him that in France and I think it sounds better. I also call Tristan, TriSATAN cos I think it suits him better, and I was bored, so I made it up.
Sorry to Yugi-kitty and BakuBakura who want to be new audience members, I can't fit you in this chapter, probably the next one cos I planned this while I was on holiday (I'm a sad, sad person, I know). Yugi-kitty, please can you tell me what to do and who your fave character is etc., cos you didn't say, and I need to know, otherwise, I'll just have to guess, which could turn out to be a very bad thing.
On with the chaotic, seemingly never-ending story:
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*Pegsy, Trisatan, Kaiba and Jono are walking through the new stage set. It is a forest again, but minus the house and rhyming Treeadox brothers. There are a couple of Niwatoris (the chicken things, I found out how to spell it!) at the front of the stage. Everyone is looking kinda scared, but fake scared, not really scared*
Pegsy, Trisatan and Kaiba- Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
Jono- * A little way behind them* Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Mai!
Mai- *Walks onto stage* What! Who said my name?
Jono- Mai, you're supposed to be injured, or better still, dead. *Tries to push her offstage*
Mai- Oh no you don't Jono. Your silly plan didn't work, unfortunately for you, there weren't any real sharks available because they had all been taken.
Jono- By who?
Mai- By Mike Myers of course. They used them all in Goldmember; also they attached "Laser-Beams" attached to their heads, which would have been convenient for you. But cos they weren't available, there were inflatable sharks in there instead and I didn't get hurt, not even a scratch.
Jono- Rats.
Mai- So, can I be back in this play or what?
Pegsy- Yes!
Jono- No! I went to too much trouble to see Pegsy humiliated, you can't be back into this play. There is at least, I dunno, an hour left. I need to see Pegsy humiliated, my feeble useless life depends on it.
Pegsy- Thanx a lot Jono-boy.
Jono- No problemo, and don't call me that, ever. So, go away Mai *Shoves her off-stage*
Mai- (Backstage) I'll get you for this Jono, I will return to this play if it kills me.
Jono- If you do, don't worry, it will kill you.
Kaiba- Please can we get on with this play and discuss humiliating and hurting people later?
Jono, Kaiba, Pegsy, Trisatan- Alrighty.
Jono, Kaiba, Pegsy, Trisatan- Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Mai! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Panik! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Bonz! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Pegasus! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Croquet! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Tsunami! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Rex! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Weevil! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh .....
Yugi- *Jumps off a very low down fake rock at the back of the stage* Roar! I'm a lion, Roar! *Yugi is wearing a lions costume, that little kiddies wear to fancy dress parties, cos he's so small that he can fit into one. His hair is completely spray-painted orange and his face is painted yellow*
Yami Y- Aaaagh! My hair, my beautiful hair! *His hair is orange*
Yami B- *Mumbles something through the gag that sounds like 'It's the same colour as Jolly's hair' Unfortunately for him, Jolly hears*
Jolly- *Glares at Yami B* WHAT DID YOU SAY? *Snaps fingers and gag comes off*
Yami B- Nothing, I didn't say anything at all.
Jolly- You did, you said that Yami's newly sprayed hair is the same colour as mine, you are so rude. I know, lets ask the audience *Lights dim and 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?' music plays. Chris Tarrant magically appears*
Chris Tarrant- The choices are on your keypads now. The question: What colour is Jolly's hair? Is it? a) Bright Orange b) The real colour that it is, I dunno how to describe it, I spose some people would call it red, or ginger c) Green d) Pink *Weird WWTBAM music plays* The results are in: a) 2% b) 97% c) 0% d) 1%
Jolly- So neh. I guess that it is ginger, not Bright Orange. Who said that it was pink?
Yami Y- *Backs away from Jolly*
Jolly- It was you then!
Yami Y- Sorry! I'm colour-blind; usually *glares at people who do hairstyles behind the scenes of the show* having three colours in your hair gets confusing. Now can we please get back to my hair, not yours.
Jolly- Kay. Where was I? Oh yeah, heh, I guess that when Yugi's hair gets spray-painted orange, yours does too.
Yami Y- Yeah, but why doesn't his hair *Gestures to Yami M, who is still gagged* change colour? Malik's hair was pink, why isn't his hair pink too?
Jolly- Good question, lets ask him. *Snaps fingers and gag on Yami M's mouth comes off*
Yami M- Finally! I can talk again! What? Why isn't my hair pink? Well, I'll explain it right after, er, I, er, gotta go. *Runs off very quickly*
Jolly- I am not chasing after him again, MDA, will you please go and get him for me?
MDA- No way! You were being mean to me, so no, I'm not doing you any favours. Can I please sit next to Yami M when he comes back?
Jolly- Fine, if you wanna sit next to him, it's not my problem, it's yours, but first, I spose that I will have to go and get him first. I know of the most ingenious way that requires basically no effort at all. I'll set a trap. *Runs off, out the back door and takes a small pocket watch out, presses the button on the top and time stops. (I kinda copied Bernard's Watch, a cheapo tv show, there, so I guess that I don't own that either) That's much better, now to set a trap, that only an idiot would fall for. *Makes a small trap which is used for catching rabbits, which consists of a rope, a net and a tin of orange sherbert* This should get him. *Restarts time and hides behind a conveniently nearby plant*
Yami M- *Walking down the corridor* That was way too easy, now I won't have to admit to them that I actually am wearing a wig to not have to suffer the embarrassment of having bright pink hair, which almost glows in the dark. *Takes off wig to reveal shocking pink hair* I hate this thing though, it really itches, well at least I don't have to have my hair in a Mohawk to keep it on. Oooooh! Orange Sherbert! *Changes wig for another one similar to Austin Powers' hair* Yeah baby yeah! *Walks, or rather dances Austin Powers style up to the Orange Sherbert* Groovy baby yeah!
*Jolly is doubling up with silent laughter at Yami M, from behind the plant. She finally manages to snap her fingers and there are bright, flashing lights in the newly hippie-decorated corridor, Yami M is dressed in that red Austin Powers suit. (Which badly clashes with his pink hair, but he quickly puts the wig on to cover it up) The KC and the sunshine band song is playing 'That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it etc.' Everyone else runs on in 70's gear and it is some crazy party! Jolly doesn't join in, but watches Yami M as he picks up the orange sherbert. She then pulls a rope, the music goes off, the lights dim and Yami M is trapped in a net*
Jolly- *Emerges from hiding place* All right, all right, break it up people, party's over. *Shows everyone back to their seats* I've got you now Yami M.
Yami M- You'll never defeat me, Jolly Leprechaun!
Jolly- Hush, stop acting like Austin Powers. You never were Austin, you never are Austin and you never will be Austin. Now, get back to your seat and stay there. I heard you talking about your hair *Yami M gasps* take that Austin powers junk off immediately *Snaps fingers and Yami M is back to his 'normal clothes', if you would call them 'normal'*
Yami M- Can I at least keep the orange sherbert?
Jolly- *Groans* Fine, but don't spill it, I already owe thousands of pounds in damage and food to this theatre cos of you lot. *Drags Yami M by the ear back to the theatre* Sit down and watch the show! *Shoves him in a seat next to MDA and hands him the Orange Sherbert, which he immediately starts stuffing down his ugly ancient Egyptian face*
Yugi- Can we please continue now?
Audience- Yup.
Yugi- Good. Roar! I'm a lion, be afraid, be very afraid! Roar!
Pegsy- *Girlish scream* I'm so scared! Save me from the mean nasty lion.
Trisatan- I will!
Kaiba- No, I will *Steps towards Yugi*
Des- *Breaks away from the security guards and runs onto the stage and glomps Kaiba*
Kaiba- Get-off-of-me-that-really-hurts. If-I-pay-you-will-you-go-away?
Des- Okay! *Kaiba hands over a wad of cash and Des gets dragged away by security guards, again*
Yugi- I will hurt you!
Trisatan- Oh no you won't!
Yugi- Oh yes I will!
Trisatan- Oh no you won't!
Yugi- Oh yes I WILL! *Tries to attack Pegsy, but Trisatan and Kaiba are in the way* Get out of my way! I will hurt you both badly if you don't get out of the way, right now.
Jono- Don't hurt Dorothy please!
Yugi- Why ever not?
Jono- I dunno, it's in the script isn't it? Really, I couldn't care less if you kill Pegsy, nor would anyone else on the stage at this precise moment for that matter.
Yugi- Seeing as you don't want me to hurt your precious Dorothy, I think that I will hurt you instead, anyone got a problem with that?
Kaiba- Nope, kill the Chihuahua for all I care.
Jono- We've been through this before, Toto isn't a Chihuahua, he's a little dog.
Yugi- Now I will get you, Roar! *Goes towards Jono and tries to catch him, but cos Jono is bigger and faster than him, it just results in quite a funny little chase around the stage, everyone is laughing, except Kaiba of course, who never laughs, or smiles for that matter*
Pegsy- That's quite enough! *Walks over and tries to pick up Jono, but cos he is too heavy, he just drops him by Kaiba and Trisatan* How could you do that to him, you-you mean old lion *Slaps Yugi* That's for beating me. *Slaps Yugi again, but this time a little harder* That's for not letting me resurrect Cecilia *Slaps Yugi harder* That's for letting my dumb cartoon that I can't remember the name of get cancelled. *Slaps Yugi even harder, which has really gotta hurt by now* That's for letting Industrial Illusions profits go down 1% because of Dungeon Dice monsters. *Raises hand to slap Yugi again, but Kaiba holds his arm back cos Yugi is whimpering and starts to cry, properly, like when he lost against Kaiba, but worse, much, much worse. Pegsy's hand is covered in Yellow face paint*
Jolly- Noooooooooooooooooooo, not the crying, anything but the crying. SAVE ME! *Puts hands over ears and hides underneath chair*
Yami Y- Why? Doesn't she like Aibou crying? It's nothing to be ashamed of, I cry at the end of films like the Lion King and Bambi *Pulls out a great big long list, headed- 'Films that I have cried during, or at the end of'. It is at least 120 A4 pages put together. Everyone starts reading it and Yami M and Yami B burst out into hysterical laughter* and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Yami B- You cried at the end of Grease and the others? Why?
Yami M- What does this number mean, next to the names of the films?
Yami Y- How long I cried for. *Yami M and Yami B are by now crying themselves, but with hysterical laughter, not wimpiness*
PrincessSaphire- You cried at the end and during the film Terminator?
Anime-Girl02- And Pokemon, the movie?
LL- Charlie's Angels?
Des- *Runs away from security guards to look at the list* Barbie in the nutcracker?
MDA- So, it's basically every film that was ever made, you cried at the end of, or during?
Yami Y- Yup. *Everyone except Yami Y- Falls over anime style* Well, I guess that she doesn't like Yugi crying, I just have to guess that cos no one actually gave me an answer, they just ridiculed me.
Jolly- *Who is still underneath her seat* Has he stopped yet?
Everyone except Jolly- NO!
Yugi- *Still crying* I quit, find someone else, you're so mean Mr. Pegasus. Go slap someone else, can't you read? The script plainly says PERTEND to slap lion, not whack his face off. Find yourself another lion, I quit. Yami! I wanna go home now. *walks off stage towards audience*
Jolly- *Takes Millennium 'Star' Rod from Yami M who has just finished the orange sherbert and is whining for more* You WILL continue the play, now get back up there, stop whimpering and get on with it. I don't have another lion. I know I am kinda being really harsh on you, but that crying irritates me so much.
Yami Y- But you had another Dorothy. I f you don't want him to cry, then why write it, you're writing this you know, you can make anything you want happen, *Evil smirk appears on Jolly's face* I should not have said that, I really should not have said that.
Jolly- Hush you. *Turns back to Yugi* GO!
Yugi- Yes *Walks back onto the stage and continues*
Jolly- *Chucks Millennium 'Star' Rod back to Yami M* That should do for a while.
PrincessSaphire- You really don't like Yugi crying do you?
Jolly- Nope. It really irritates me, he cries way too much, but what irritates me even more, is when Tea cries, I hate that so much. Cheapness.
Yugi- I-Will-Continue. *Back to lion* I'm s-s-sorry, I really am cowardly, I haven't slept in days cos I am so scared, I'm not brave at all. I wish I had some courage. *Starts to sing song about sissiness, and the others join in and say what they want, a brain, a heart, a home, some courage, gigantic doughnuts*
Trisatan- Tell you what, why don't you come with us to the Em-I mean Amethyst city to meet the duelist of Oz?
Yugi- What would he do for me?
Kaiba- He could give you courage, or at least something resembling it, what do you say?
Yugi- What have I got to lose?
Pegsy- (Muttering) Your life.
Trisatan- Be quiet.
Kaiba- To Oz?
Yugi- To Oz!
Yugi, Kaiba, Trisatan, Pegsy- (Singing) We're off to see the duelist, the wonderful duelist of Oz! *Skip off stage*
*Curtains go down*
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Okay, that chapter was way too long, I have more for it, but I'll have to put it in at the beginning of the next chapter. That's what I get for planning it beforehand I spose, a huge long chapter with loadsa interruptions, oh well. That was the Yugi chapter, please, more ideas for categories, awards, prizes, etc. But it is optional, so if you don't want to, then it doesn't matter really. This is Jolly signing off till next time,
From her Jolliness,
The Jolly Leprechaun
Disclaimer- I don't own YGO or the Wizard of Oz, I tried to get them, but they wouldn't give em up. I guess the only YGO things that I own are a couple (well about 82 to be exact) of ygo pictures that I wasted my school's printer printing off, so sorry! I guess the only Wizard of Oz thing I own is the video, so that doesn't really count, seeing as it isn't exactly mine.
Oh yeah, I call Joey, Jono from now on cos they call him that in France and I think it sounds better. I also call Tristan, TriSATAN cos I think it suits him better, and I was bored, so I made it up.
Sorry to Yugi-kitty and BakuBakura who want to be new audience members, I can't fit you in this chapter, probably the next one cos I planned this while I was on holiday (I'm a sad, sad person, I know). Yugi-kitty, please can you tell me what to do and who your fave character is etc., cos you didn't say, and I need to know, otherwise, I'll just have to guess, which could turn out to be a very bad thing.
On with the chaotic, seemingly never-ending story:
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*Pegsy, Trisatan, Kaiba and Jono are walking through the new stage set. It is a forest again, but minus the house and rhyming Treeadox brothers. There are a couple of Niwatoris (the chicken things, I found out how to spell it!) at the front of the stage. Everyone is looking kinda scared, but fake scared, not really scared*
Pegsy, Trisatan and Kaiba- Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
Jono- * A little way behind them* Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Mai!
Mai- *Walks onto stage* What! Who said my name?
Jono- Mai, you're supposed to be injured, or better still, dead. *Tries to push her offstage*
Mai- Oh no you don't Jono. Your silly plan didn't work, unfortunately for you, there weren't any real sharks available because they had all been taken.
Jono- By who?
Mai- By Mike Myers of course. They used them all in Goldmember; also they attached "Laser-Beams" attached to their heads, which would have been convenient for you. But cos they weren't available, there were inflatable sharks in there instead and I didn't get hurt, not even a scratch.
Jono- Rats.
Mai- So, can I be back in this play or what?
Pegsy- Yes!
Jono- No! I went to too much trouble to see Pegsy humiliated, you can't be back into this play. There is at least, I dunno, an hour left. I need to see Pegsy humiliated, my feeble useless life depends on it.
Pegsy- Thanx a lot Jono-boy.
Jono- No problemo, and don't call me that, ever. So, go away Mai *Shoves her off-stage*
Mai- (Backstage) I'll get you for this Jono, I will return to this play if it kills me.
Jono- If you do, don't worry, it will kill you.
Kaiba- Please can we get on with this play and discuss humiliating and hurting people later?
Jono, Kaiba, Pegsy, Trisatan- Alrighty.
Jono, Kaiba, Pegsy, Trisatan- Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Mai! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Panik! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Bonz! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Pegasus! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Croquet! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Tsunami! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Rex! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh Weevil! Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh .....
Yugi- *Jumps off a very low down fake rock at the back of the stage* Roar! I'm a lion, Roar! *Yugi is wearing a lions costume, that little kiddies wear to fancy dress parties, cos he's so small that he can fit into one. His hair is completely spray-painted orange and his face is painted yellow*
Yami Y- Aaaagh! My hair, my beautiful hair! *His hair is orange*
Yami B- *Mumbles something through the gag that sounds like 'It's the same colour as Jolly's hair' Unfortunately for him, Jolly hears*
Jolly- *Glares at Yami B* WHAT DID YOU SAY? *Snaps fingers and gag comes off*
Yami B- Nothing, I didn't say anything at all.
Jolly- You did, you said that Yami's newly sprayed hair is the same colour as mine, you are so rude. I know, lets ask the audience *Lights dim and 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?' music plays. Chris Tarrant magically appears*
Chris Tarrant- The choices are on your keypads now. The question: What colour is Jolly's hair? Is it? a) Bright Orange b) The real colour that it is, I dunno how to describe it, I spose some people would call it red, or ginger c) Green d) Pink *Weird WWTBAM music plays* The results are in: a) 2% b) 97% c) 0% d) 1%
Jolly- So neh. I guess that it is ginger, not Bright Orange. Who said that it was pink?
Yami Y- *Backs away from Jolly*
Jolly- It was you then!
Yami Y- Sorry! I'm colour-blind; usually *glares at people who do hairstyles behind the scenes of the show* having three colours in your hair gets confusing. Now can we please get back to my hair, not yours.
Jolly- Kay. Where was I? Oh yeah, heh, I guess that when Yugi's hair gets spray-painted orange, yours does too.
Yami Y- Yeah, but why doesn't his hair *Gestures to Yami M, who is still gagged* change colour? Malik's hair was pink, why isn't his hair pink too?
Jolly- Good question, lets ask him. *Snaps fingers and gag on Yami M's mouth comes off*
Yami M- Finally! I can talk again! What? Why isn't my hair pink? Well, I'll explain it right after, er, I, er, gotta go. *Runs off very quickly*
Jolly- I am not chasing after him again, MDA, will you please go and get him for me?
MDA- No way! You were being mean to me, so no, I'm not doing you any favours. Can I please sit next to Yami M when he comes back?
Jolly- Fine, if you wanna sit next to him, it's not my problem, it's yours, but first, I spose that I will have to go and get him first. I know of the most ingenious way that requires basically no effort at all. I'll set a trap. *Runs off, out the back door and takes a small pocket watch out, presses the button on the top and time stops. (I kinda copied Bernard's Watch, a cheapo tv show, there, so I guess that I don't own that either) That's much better, now to set a trap, that only an idiot would fall for. *Makes a small trap which is used for catching rabbits, which consists of a rope, a net and a tin of orange sherbert* This should get him. *Restarts time and hides behind a conveniently nearby plant*
Yami M- *Walking down the corridor* That was way too easy, now I won't have to admit to them that I actually am wearing a wig to not have to suffer the embarrassment of having bright pink hair, which almost glows in the dark. *Takes off wig to reveal shocking pink hair* I hate this thing though, it really itches, well at least I don't have to have my hair in a Mohawk to keep it on. Oooooh! Orange Sherbert! *Changes wig for another one similar to Austin Powers' hair* Yeah baby yeah! *Walks, or rather dances Austin Powers style up to the Orange Sherbert* Groovy baby yeah!
*Jolly is doubling up with silent laughter at Yami M, from behind the plant. She finally manages to snap her fingers and there are bright, flashing lights in the newly hippie-decorated corridor, Yami M is dressed in that red Austin Powers suit. (Which badly clashes with his pink hair, but he quickly puts the wig on to cover it up) The KC and the sunshine band song is playing 'That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it etc.' Everyone else runs on in 70's gear and it is some crazy party! Jolly doesn't join in, but watches Yami M as he picks up the orange sherbert. She then pulls a rope, the music goes off, the lights dim and Yami M is trapped in a net*
Jolly- *Emerges from hiding place* All right, all right, break it up people, party's over. *Shows everyone back to their seats* I've got you now Yami M.
Yami M- You'll never defeat me, Jolly Leprechaun!
Jolly- Hush, stop acting like Austin Powers. You never were Austin, you never are Austin and you never will be Austin. Now, get back to your seat and stay there. I heard you talking about your hair *Yami M gasps* take that Austin powers junk off immediately *Snaps fingers and Yami M is back to his 'normal clothes', if you would call them 'normal'*
Yami M- Can I at least keep the orange sherbert?
Jolly- *Groans* Fine, but don't spill it, I already owe thousands of pounds in damage and food to this theatre cos of you lot. *Drags Yami M by the ear back to the theatre* Sit down and watch the show! *Shoves him in a seat next to MDA and hands him the Orange Sherbert, which he immediately starts stuffing down his ugly ancient Egyptian face*
Yugi- Can we please continue now?
Audience- Yup.
Yugi- Good. Roar! I'm a lion, be afraid, be very afraid! Roar!
Pegsy- *Girlish scream* I'm so scared! Save me from the mean nasty lion.
Trisatan- I will!
Kaiba- No, I will *Steps towards Yugi*
Des- *Breaks away from the security guards and runs onto the stage and glomps Kaiba*
Kaiba- Get-off-of-me-that-really-hurts. If-I-pay-you-will-you-go-away?
Des- Okay! *Kaiba hands over a wad of cash and Des gets dragged away by security guards, again*
Yugi- I will hurt you!
Trisatan- Oh no you won't!
Yugi- Oh yes I will!
Trisatan- Oh no you won't!
Yugi- Oh yes I WILL! *Tries to attack Pegsy, but Trisatan and Kaiba are in the way* Get out of my way! I will hurt you both badly if you don't get out of the way, right now.
Jono- Don't hurt Dorothy please!
Yugi- Why ever not?
Jono- I dunno, it's in the script isn't it? Really, I couldn't care less if you kill Pegsy, nor would anyone else on the stage at this precise moment for that matter.
Yugi- Seeing as you don't want me to hurt your precious Dorothy, I think that I will hurt you instead, anyone got a problem with that?
Kaiba- Nope, kill the Chihuahua for all I care.
Jono- We've been through this before, Toto isn't a Chihuahua, he's a little dog.
Yugi- Now I will get you, Roar! *Goes towards Jono and tries to catch him, but cos Jono is bigger and faster than him, it just results in quite a funny little chase around the stage, everyone is laughing, except Kaiba of course, who never laughs, or smiles for that matter*
Pegsy- That's quite enough! *Walks over and tries to pick up Jono, but cos he is too heavy, he just drops him by Kaiba and Trisatan* How could you do that to him, you-you mean old lion *Slaps Yugi* That's for beating me. *Slaps Yugi again, but this time a little harder* That's for not letting me resurrect Cecilia *Slaps Yugi harder* That's for letting my dumb cartoon that I can't remember the name of get cancelled. *Slaps Yugi even harder, which has really gotta hurt by now* That's for letting Industrial Illusions profits go down 1% because of Dungeon Dice monsters. *Raises hand to slap Yugi again, but Kaiba holds his arm back cos Yugi is whimpering and starts to cry, properly, like when he lost against Kaiba, but worse, much, much worse. Pegsy's hand is covered in Yellow face paint*
Jolly- Noooooooooooooooooooo, not the crying, anything but the crying. SAVE ME! *Puts hands over ears and hides underneath chair*
Yami Y- Why? Doesn't she like Aibou crying? It's nothing to be ashamed of, I cry at the end of films like the Lion King and Bambi *Pulls out a great big long list, headed- 'Films that I have cried during, or at the end of'. It is at least 120 A4 pages put together. Everyone starts reading it and Yami M and Yami B burst out into hysterical laughter* and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Yami B- You cried at the end of Grease and the others? Why?
Yami M- What does this number mean, next to the names of the films?
Yami Y- How long I cried for. *Yami M and Yami B are by now crying themselves, but with hysterical laughter, not wimpiness*
PrincessSaphire- You cried at the end and during the film Terminator?
Anime-Girl02- And Pokemon, the movie?
LL- Charlie's Angels?
Des- *Runs away from security guards to look at the list* Barbie in the nutcracker?
MDA- So, it's basically every film that was ever made, you cried at the end of, or during?
Yami Y- Yup. *Everyone except Yami Y- Falls over anime style* Well, I guess that she doesn't like Yugi crying, I just have to guess that cos no one actually gave me an answer, they just ridiculed me.
Jolly- *Who is still underneath her seat* Has he stopped yet?
Everyone except Jolly- NO!
Yugi- *Still crying* I quit, find someone else, you're so mean Mr. Pegasus. Go slap someone else, can't you read? The script plainly says PERTEND to slap lion, not whack his face off. Find yourself another lion, I quit. Yami! I wanna go home now. *walks off stage towards audience*
Jolly- *Takes Millennium 'Star' Rod from Yami M who has just finished the orange sherbert and is whining for more* You WILL continue the play, now get back up there, stop whimpering and get on with it. I don't have another lion. I know I am kinda being really harsh on you, but that crying irritates me so much.
Yami Y- But you had another Dorothy. I f you don't want him to cry, then why write it, you're writing this you know, you can make anything you want happen, *Evil smirk appears on Jolly's face* I should not have said that, I really should not have said that.
Jolly- Hush you. *Turns back to Yugi* GO!
Yugi- Yes *Walks back onto the stage and continues*
Jolly- *Chucks Millennium 'Star' Rod back to Yami M* That should do for a while.
PrincessSaphire- You really don't like Yugi crying do you?
Jolly- Nope. It really irritates me, he cries way too much, but what irritates me even more, is when Tea cries, I hate that so much. Cheapness.
Yugi- I-Will-Continue. *Back to lion* I'm s-s-sorry, I really am cowardly, I haven't slept in days cos I am so scared, I'm not brave at all. I wish I had some courage. *Starts to sing song about sissiness, and the others join in and say what they want, a brain, a heart, a home, some courage, gigantic doughnuts*
Trisatan- Tell you what, why don't you come with us to the Em-I mean Amethyst city to meet the duelist of Oz?
Yugi- What would he do for me?
Kaiba- He could give you courage, or at least something resembling it, what do you say?
Yugi- What have I got to lose?
Pegsy- (Muttering) Your life.
Trisatan- Be quiet.
Kaiba- To Oz?
Yugi- To Oz!
Yugi, Kaiba, Trisatan, Pegsy- (Singing) We're off to see the duelist, the wonderful duelist of Oz! *Skip off stage*
*Curtains go down*
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Okay, that chapter was way too long, I have more for it, but I'll have to put it in at the beginning of the next chapter. That's what I get for planning it beforehand I spose, a huge long chapter with loadsa interruptions, oh well. That was the Yugi chapter, please, more ideas for categories, awards, prizes, etc. But it is optional, so if you don't want to, then it doesn't matter really. This is Jolly signing off till next time,
From her Jolliness,
The Jolly Leprechaun