AN: I haven't really updated this story in a while (for me anyways…) and I started to feel guilty about it. I've been concentrating on my new story, "Skirmish" which I hope will be a big hit. That story will be my side story, but this one is now my main one. With Secrets of the Past out of the picture for now, I can focus on two stories instead of three!
Sorry if there's any spelling mistakes in here...my spellcheck obviously didn't catch them. If you do spot any, please point 'em out! I'll correct them if I feel like it! XD
That is all. Now, for the 'sacred' disclaimer.
Disclaimer: No. See past chapters.
The Crazy Chapter 10
Ugh, my aching head…what…what happened? Link opened his eyes slowly and cautiously. He couldn't think clearly, everything was cloudy in his mind and he had a tremendous pain from the back of his head. He tried his best to ignore it. The Chosen Hero slowly looked around the room, which was simple. The room had a traditional brown table with one chair in it and the rest of the room was white. The door was his right side and the bed was a bit too small for him. Link's ears pricked up when he heard voices, voices that he didn't want to hear again.
"Hey! Hero, how's it goin'!" Crap. Link thought, it's Farore….
"Hey, man! Thanks for saving me the other day. Let me tell you, fighting evil like that is….really hard, man!" Farore boasted out, in truth…it sounded like she was drunk. Which she probably was.
"Where-" he stopped mid-sentence…something about his voice had changed…
Farore looked at him expectanly and he just sighed and tried again, "Where are we?"
The Goddess of Courage grinned a very drunkish smile and proudly stated, "This is the Wiiizard of Ozzzz! Beware the Phannntooooom of the Operaaaaa!!!!"
"That's enough, Farore. Quit acting like you're drunk. You're scaring the Hero" said another voice. Link looked over to his left and saw that Nayru was glaring dagger at Farore while she just danced around happily. The Goddess of Wisdom sighed and yelled her name, "FARORE!"
Farore immedietly snapped out of…whatever she was in and grinned wickedly.
Link just raised an eyebrow, expecting one of them to explain. Nayru did, "Excuse us, Hero. Farore does that to everyone when they arrive in pain at our place"
The Hero's eyebrow involuntarily twitched, this is so not good.
Nayru raised her hands in apology and nudged Farore in the sides to do as well, "Yes, Hero. We thank you for your courage in saving us from the terrible evil." To Link's surprise, both of them bowed in unison. "We are forever in your debt…" stated Nayru quietly while Farore squimed around like a little child. "And excuse Farore over here, but she is acting like a 5 year old. Stop it, Farore."
Groaning, Farore muttered out, "You're no fun…"
Nayru rolled her eyes while Farore just chuckled. Link looked at the exchange, not knowing what waas happening. Did I miss something?
Farore blinked and stopped laughing, only to turn to the hero. She smirked and said, "Why don't you try talking. You know, T-A-L-K-I-N-G? I can hear your thoughts, ya know...and let me tell you…they are not cool!"
The Chosen Hero narrowed her eyes at her only to tense up suddenly. Nayru cocked her head to one side and asked, "What's wrong?"
Something was defanietly wrong from the start. The Master Sword is gone, the Goddesses have gone insane and….and Din's still possessed. Well, that explains everything…
Farore pouted, "Hey! I have not gone insane! Just a little…crazy" Nayru's only response was her rolling her eyes again.
And on top of that, I lost Midna…
Nayru frowned, "Oh, don't fret over her honey. She wasn't worth it" It was Farore's turn to roll her eyes.
And since the Goddesses are apparently on crack and are just humouring me here…then I guess I'm on my own…
Nayru and Farore both bursted out, "We are not on crack!"
Link glared daggers at the two, "Then what do you call it?"
Farore suddenly squealed and burst out laughing and Nayru followed suit. "Don't fret Hero, we're just playing around…chill!" Nayru continued, "Yeah and we just wanted to freak you out a little and make you angry!"
And it worked…
Nayru cleared her throat, "Anyway, it's time for you to go back to Hyrule now. You do still have to save one more Goddess after all. Din is going to be extremely hard and you might need help from the Princess of Destiny. That is all"
Princess of Destiny? Who is-
"Oh, wrong timeline. Never mind. I meant Princess Zelda. Sorry" Nayru blushed from embarrasement being flicking her wrist "Now go!"
The world around the Hero turned green and blue as he went back to Hyrule-to save the land from utter destruction.
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Link found himself outside of the tower that he fought in before. Quickly mounting Epona, he trotted off towards Lake Hylia, wanting to relax there and maybe play a few games. Little did he know that a certain pack was following him…
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"Hey, Russ! Are you sure this is a good idea?"
"I'm positive, Blizzard. Even if the kid's actually a human, he's still a good person and I doubt he would turn us into coats…"
"But Russ! He's a human!"
"Shut up, Blizzard! I know what I'm doing!" Russ growled out at the white wolf, "Besides, he's a hero. We have to look after him. After all, we all were heroes one point in our life."
Ginger bounded towards the hero riding on his horse and excitely stated, "Well, what are we waiting for? I want to run!"
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Link stopped and unsheathed his sword and turned Epona around from her slow trot. He narrowed his eyes at the bushes, thinking he heard something. He stared at the bushes for a few minutes before shrugging and urging Epona into a slow trot again.
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"See that, Ginger? You nearly got us caught!" Fang quietly growled at Ginger who just whimpered. "Why is he moving so slow? Doesn't he have a country to save?" Splotch observed. Russ just rolled his eyes as Link turned into a spec in the distance. "All right…is that enough distance between us? Let's go!" Ginger practically howled in joy as she took off towards the horse. It's been a while since they've been able to run. They have been following the Hero ever since he mysteriously left that one day…
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Link froze, having heard the howl that Ginger let out a few seconds ago. Narrowing his eyes, he pulled back on Epona's reins causing her to rear up and turn around 180 degrees and landing with a thump. He thought he saw a blur of white and something brownish slam into the blob but he couldn't really see that far. Shrugging, he slowly turned Epona around and this time, urged her into a gallop.
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Russ panted as he finally saw that they arrived at Lake Hylia. "Damn kid! You're horse is mighty fast!" Blizzard rolled her eyes and was about to snap back at the cocky Russian wolf when she froze. Link was currently on Epona in front of them with a smug smile on his face. Splotch wagged her tail when she saw the Hero and tried to jump on Link as soon as he dismounted his horse.
"Hey guys! How have you been doin'?" Link happily asked, only to realize that wolves can't speak and understand his language. Damn…
It wasn't a surprise when Link saw Russ chatting with Epona, he had done that many times in his adventure. Epona sounded distressed for some reason and the other wolves became figity. Link just raised an eyebrow when Epona looked at him with her big round brown eyes, probably expecting him to do something. Link just raised his other eyebrow and looked around him. They were still in Lake Hylia by the water where the gray cannon was…so what's their problem? Link pointed to the sky cannon in question, wondering if they wanted to see him blast off towards the heavens. Russ made a sound that sounded like a laugh and shook his head back and forth. This only made our poor hero more confused as he tried to descipher what Russ was saying.
"Comon, Kid! Listen!" Russ growled out in frustration at the human. Splotch rolled her eyes and calmly stated in their own language, "He doesn't understand our language now that he's a human."
"I know! But that doesn't mean that he can't motion to us what he thinks we're talking about!"
"What are we talking about anyway?"
"How Link is in grave danger right now"
"Oh, right. Hey, I've got an idea! I need a grave!"
Russ just stared at her before asking, "Why do you need a grave for? You're not dying…"
"For me to motion to it that he's in grave danger…"
Russ furrowed his 'eyebrows' in thought, "Yes…that could work…"
Link muttered under his breath, "What the hell are they talking about?" he shrugged and looked towards the water. There was something about the water, he just couldn't put a finger on it. He turned his attention back to Splotch, who was currently drawing something in the dirt. He squinted his eyes in order to see better, and he saw something that confused him more then he already was. What Link saw was a crudely drawn shape that looked like an old fashioned tombstone. Splotch looked at Link, looked at the grave drawing and then looked at him again. It's like, she's trying to tell me something…Link thought. Russ barked once and growled when he started to zone out. He stared at the picture for a while until he finally came up with a solution, "You want me to die?" Splotch narrowed her eyes and crouched down, her teeth bared. "Okay, so you don't….what gives?" Fang, who was currently drinking from the lake, had enough of this and trotted over the group. He tossed his head towards the tombstone picture, looked at Link and then fell over on the ground and acted like he was dead. Link gasped when he realized what they were saying, "I-I'm in…grave danger?"
AN: Yay! The wolf's pack's back! I told some of you that the pack would be coming in 'soon'! XD
The beginning part with the Goddesses was just something to make me laugh, and hopefully you too. I wanted to portray Farore as being the goofy and childish one, and I think I've got it down pat. I love giving the Goddesses personalities! XD
Read and review please!