Day 17(Continued) – 5:00 P.M.
-3rd Person P.O.V.-
And Silver goes out for the deadly uppercut to Proton's face! Ope, and Proton barely misses that shot and takes a wild kick to Silver's stomach only to be stopped by Lyra's arm! Ohhhh! Lyra just gave a bony punch to Proton's cheek! Damn that's gotta hurt! And over on the other side of them got Ethan fighting with Petrel! Woah! What's this? Ethan got Petrel's hair in a tight grip while he's giving multiple punches all over! Ladies and gentlemen! This could be the funniest fight this Pokémon world has ever seen! Typhlosion was behind a log with Feraligatr, holding a microphone he pulled out of nowhere. They watched the 5 of them fight with each other like cats and dog.
Feraligatr snickered as the fight became extremely… how would you put it? …Cat-like? Instead of kicks and punches, it turned into some lame ass fight with hair pulling and slapping. Feraligatr knew his trainer could be a girl when no one was looking, but he never knew that his trainer was THAT girly. Silver is currently slapping Proton's face with both hands. Same goes to Proton to Lyra and Lyra to Proton. Ladies and gentlemen, we have just discovered that our trainers can be such pitiful fighters when they fight themselves.
Typhlosion nodded his head in agreement. Sad but true. No wonder they make us fight for them. Cuz they can't fight for shit themselves sometimes. Other than us being extremely awesome when WE fight.
It was Feraligatr's turn to nod his head in agreement. Ohhh! This fight is finally getting good! Silver just did his raging yell and tackled Proton and Lyra. Damn! What was he thinking? This is no time for a threesome, master! You should be fighting off the forces of evil! Not getting it on with your girlfriend and some pedophile!
I don't think that's some sexual fantasy Feraligatr… Typhlosion snickered.
I know, I just always wanted to say that when Silver got into a fight with Lyra. OHHH! Look at that! Silver just kneed Proton in the balls! Now Proton fell over in pain and landed on Lyra! DAMN! Just LOOK at that face expression! Silver is PISSED! Can't blame him for feeling like that either. That position looks so wrong…
And that is why, my dear friend Feraligatr, is the exact reason why Silver is doing the Tarzan chest pounding crap.
And Silver even ripped off his jacket and black shirt… I think that was a little over done. Don't you think so too, Typhlosion?
Nah, keep the fans happy. They can imagine an impressive set of abs and a nice lean muscular body. I must admit though, he does look pretty good.
I guess you're right. Oh well, time for a commercial break! We'll be back after a few cups of tea and cookies!
Typhlosion and Feraligatr dropped their microphones and started to set up a kotatsu with the tea pot, tea cups, plates, and treats on it. Cyndaquil happily poured the tea into the cups for each of them and passed around the cookie platter.
Daddy? Do you think that the fight will end soon? Cyndaquil asked cutely as he nibbled his shortbread cookie.
Hard to say. Proton and Petrel are grown adults of Team Rocket. They may be dumb, but they aren't physically weak. Silver, Ethan, and Lyra are teens, but that doesn't mean they're weaker. They have more energy and have revenge in their eyes more than anything. And trust me when I say revenge can drive your energy to high levels. Feraligatr nodded in agreement and sipped his tea. Cyndaquil tilted his head cutely and turned to watch the Pokémon trainers still engaged in their fight.
I want to go home… I miss home… Cyndaquil started to tear up as he continued to nibble his cookie. Typhlosion and Feraligatr looked at him, then looked up at each other and sighed.
I guess we're going to have to break up the fight now… Typhlosion got up and stretched. Feraligatr stood and picked up Cyndaquil.
You go break it off. I'll watch Cyndaquil. Typhlosion nodded.
Thanks. Typhlosion roared and the flames burst out from his back again. He charged into the group of people and tackled them head on, squashing them all into flat pancakes. Cyndaquil cheered his daddy on as Typhlosion fought Proton and Petrel with ease. He tackled them into a tree and broke it in the process. He watched as the tree fell and Proton and Petrel just lay on the tree, unconscious. After everyone snapped out of their shock, Lyra ran up to Typhlosion and gave him a bug hug on his neck.
"Good boy, Typhlosion!" Typhlosion growled in content as Lyra snuggled her face into the back of his neck. Silver came up behind Typhlosion and patted his back.
"Good job, Typhlosion." He turned around to look at Silver. He looked into Silver's eyes and realized that the compliment was sincere. That's when Typhlosion smiled and licked Silver's hand.
Ethan rubbed behind Typhlosion's ear and looked at P & P lying on the tree. He sighed, "All right. We should turn these guys in to the police."
Lyra sighed, "As much as I'd agree with that, the question is: HOW are we going to do that? We may have been able to weaken them. Possibly even beat them, but how the hell are we going to carry them all the way to the police station? The nearest one would be at least a mile or two away from here. This isn't a hidden/secret Team Rocket base for nothing."
Silver rubbed his chin with his thumb and pointer finger. He snapped his fingers a short while later, "I've got it," we turned to him with curiosity, "Ethan and I can piggy back them on our backs. If they start to wake up, our Pokémon can keep knocking them out long enough until we get there."
Ethan snorted, "If that's the case, if we aren't fast enough, then we'll end up killing them by accident."
Silver just shrugged, "I guess we'll take that risk then." Silver and Ethan began the process of picking Proton and Petrel up and making their way down the path they came from. Everyone prayed that P & P won't be awake until we get to the police station. Lyra followed silently after the two [cute] boys while Typhlosion and Feraligatr walked beside her on each side. Cyndaquil was napping peacefully in his father's arms. Typhlosion looked down and smiled at his beautiful baby boy. The father finally got back what he wanted: his son.
Happy? Feraligatr half-smiled at his fire-breathing peer. Typhlosion nodded and snuggled his child closer to him.
Without a doubt.
I wonder what it would be like to have a child of my own… Typhlosion snickered.
Maybe you should try having one yourself.
Fuck no. After all of the recent events with you and Cyndaquil, stress is the last thing I want or need. I'll live the single life and enjoy checking out all the beautiful female Feraligatrs.
Typhlosion chuckled at the water beast. Believe me, I thought the same way as you, until I received Cyndaquil that is.
Feraligatr snickered and shook his head. I'll live the single life till I'm ready to take care of munchkins. I'm probably going to have to babysit your munchkin sometime soon.
You know it.
Hell no. You're watching your own munchkin.
But you could get some valuable experience from this~
Oh screw it already.
Typhlosion laughed. He knew from that moment on that everything was going to be all right. He had caring trainers and good friends who will help him raise his baby into a strong beast that will become like him one day… Although, if only he knew at least half of the crap that Cyndaquil will put him through…
YES! I finished another chapter! :D Although, I know I'm really getting rusty. *Mushroom sighs* Not that I had much skills to begin with anyways. But I'm really starting to suck even more than how much I already have. T-T''' Forgive meeeeee…. *Bows extremely low* Hope you enjoy though! :D