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Warning: Mild language and strong mentions of severe cuddling. You've been warned.
151. Imperfect
Gregory takes too long getting ready in the morning, his cursive 'h's' and 'n's' look too similar, he always steals Christophe's stash of Oreo cookies, he always whines when Christophe won't get off him in the morning when they both need to go to work, and above all, his arrogance is when he's at his absolute worst; Christophe complains about these things every so often, but in truth, he is glad these flaws are present—it reminds him Gregory is human, real, and all his.
152. Blush
"Your ears turn really red when you blush," Craig states as a matter of fact, his boyfriend covering his face in embarrassment, his ears almost purple now.
153. Dried
"My hair is pink…it's fucking pink!" Damien shouts furiously after his towel is unwrapped from around his head, Pip biting his lip to keep from laughing, delighting in his latest prank.
154. Russian
"I'm a fraud!—a charlatan!—my pure line!—my life is over!" Gregory sobs out, his head in an unimpressed Christophe's lap as the latter replies, pinching the bridge of his nose, "So you are two percent Russian and like, ninety-eight percent British—calm ze fuck down."
155. Relief
Tweek finally gives a long, contented sigh when he hears Craig's car door shut from outside—he's finally home for the night.
156. Strawberries
Damien comes to the horrifying realization that he and Pip have officially become one of those couples after his boyfriend casually asks how Damien's Cassata cake tastes, only for Damien to automatically feed it to him right off his fork.
157. Learn
On their three-year anniversary, Christophe is almost moved to tears when Gregory speaks his native tongue to him, revealing the months and months he'd spent trying to learn the language.
158. Game
"Is this all just a game to you or something?!" Tweek shouts, glaring at Craig harshly, the words cutting through the latter like an icicle.
159. Loose
Damien doesn't say so, but it greatly bothers him when the vice principal claims Pip's hair needs to be tied up during school hours.
160. Numb
"I just need you to stay with me when zey drug me up with zat leetle needle—after zat, I can literally feel nothing!" Christophe explains as they play the waiting game outside the dentist's office, Gregory finding it hard not to giggle at his boyfriend finding a little needle painful.
161. Paint
"Whoa, dude—ngh!—that looks really good!" Tweek compliments his boyfriend as they both attempt to make the banner for the Broncos tailgate party.
162. Pixel
"Computers are hard," Damien whines pathetically as he and Pip lay among the pieces of his CPU which are scattered randomly around them.
163. Smell
Christophe stinks of dirt and smoke almost all the time, giving him a cologne all himself; Gregory finds he can't fall asleep without that scent right next to him.
164. Write
"Dad, we Skype chat every night, we don't need to write mushy letters," Craig explains, gesturing to his headset.
165. King
One day, Damien will take over his father's place—it was the entire reason for his creation; it was a big responsibility to face, but Damien knows he can keep the netherworld running smoothly with Pip by his side.
A/N: In which Gregory tries an ancestry/heritage website, the last episode of season twenty is referenced for our boys, and Pip's pranks continue.
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