Leo: What's going on everyone? It's time for a new chapter!
Dipper: Yep!
Author: Yep, I'm finished preparing
Soos: 3
Author: 2
Stan: 1
Dipper: GO!
Part 11
The Author's Wendip Theory
(Whisper: Combined Cipher)
"Remember the Mystery Shack employee which friend zoned you?" the Author questions
"Yes; why?" Dipper replies and asks
"Well, I think she likes you back." the Author responds
*shows presentation*
"Why will she friend zone me then?" Dipper questions
"Because she wanted to see if you'll act like Robbie did…she wanted to make sure if you wouldn't or would" the Author answers
"Look . . . I'm not so sure if this theory is true . . . maybe we should focus more on the mysteries of Gravity Falls instead next time" Dipper says to the Author "I mean, there are plenty of mysteries out there, yet we only did 2 mystery hunts."
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Soos: Wow! What are the pieces of evidence?
Stan: Well, I don't want to tell the author's evidence; I want the author to explain his own evidence himself
Author: The pieces of evidence are . . . how she acted when Stan asked "Would you date him (Soos)?", why Wendy is so stressed, the answer Dipper got when he asked what Mabel and Wendy were chatting about, how the switching plan worked, how Wendy behaves around me, and the fact she'll do anything to be 12 again.
Dipper: That's one for each finger on your hand
Mabel: I'm sorry I'm late.
Wendy: Me too, Leo
Leo: It's OK, this is NOT like high school or something where they're angry about late people
Mabel: I'm glad, see, we were just engaging in word play and anagrams
Dipper: Like what?
Mabel: My name can spell "Blame" . . . "Wendy Corduroy" can spell "Your dyed crown" AND "Gideon" spells "Gone ID"
Leo: Well spotted, anyway, this is getting very long . . . time to end this chapter here!
Everyone: Goodbye!