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They waited until the girls were done showering before they began their meal. Kyle had made scrambled eggs, bacon, pancakes, and bloody marys for everyone.
"This is awesome, thanks Kyle." Butters said as he took a sip from his drink.
"Just a small token of appreciation." Kyle replied.
Halfway through the meal Butters noticed Eric had finished his drink, and seeing as the bloody mary was all gone, he grabbed some orange juice from the fridge and poured Eric some.
"Thanks." Eric said, lifting his gaze from his plate towards Butters. He hadn't even realized his drink was out.
"Yeah." Butters smiled, putting the gallon of oj on the table for anyone to grab.
Wendy reached over to grab the juice when she asked Butters and Cartman: "Okay, I just need to know, how did you guys start going out? Like what was that conversation like?"
"He blew me. That was basically it." Butters said, mouth full, without missing a beat.
Kenny and Kyle snickered, Cartman's face turned red. Butters was just smiling.
"No, seriously." Wendy.
"Why do you even want to know?" Cartman asked, trying to mask the embarrassment from his face.
Wendy shrugged, but Bebe was the one to answer. "You guys are just really cute together, so the conversation must have been cute too. And for the record I was calling it for years." She finished, taking a bite of bacon.
"We were all calling it for years." Kenny added, rolling his eyes.
"Cute how?" Butters asked. He was genuinely curious, he never thought his relationship with Cartman could be deemed as cute.
"Well, take just now." Wendy answered. "You got him juice before he even asked. You're really attentive." She then pointed at Stan. "This asshole saw that I needed a drink and didn't get up."
"They're still in the honeymoon phase, though." Stan defended himself.
"I don't think that's it at all." Wendy countered.
"We just started going out, there's not much to tell." Cartman grumbled.
"I asked him out." Butters said. "But truth be told, he hesitated. He didn't want to go out. But I think I convinced him in the end." He leaned over to kiss Eric's cheek.
"Of course Cartman, of all people, would hesitate when Butters asked him out." Kenny said, laughing.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Cartman asked.
"It means you don't know a good thing when you see it." Kenny replied.
"I said yes, didn't I?" Eric was growing annoyed when he felt Butters hand on his leg.
"Don't be mean, Kenny. It was sudden, I would have hesitated too if it was the other way around." Butters jumped in before the conversation turned into a fight.
"I also noticed Cartman throwing death glares at Bradley last night." Wendy threw in.
"No I wasn't." Eric tried to save face.
"She's just teasing, Eric." Butters softly said. "Though you were getting jealous." He added with a laugh.
"Yeah, well, I didn't know who he was, and you kept hanging out with him instead of me and… Whatever… It doesn't matter anymore anyway." Cartman went back to concentrating on his food.
Butters simply smiled and pushed a strain of hair behind Eric's ear, causing the brunette to visibly relax.
"Cute." Bebe pointed at both of them, triumphant.
The five teenagers were heading out after finishing up their meals.
"Are you sure you guys don't want to stay?" Butters asked again at the door.
"Nah." Kenny answered, getting his parka on. "We don't want to cock block Cartman anymore."
"Fuck off!" Cartman shouted at him from the couch.
"It was a great party, Butters. You should throw another." Wendy said as she was walking out the door.
"If my parents are ever out of town." He called out after her.
Butters then closed the door and joined Eric on the couch.
"It was really nice of them to clean up for me." Butters said, looking around the living room, acknowledging how clean everything was.
"Yeah, less work for me." Cartman agreed, knowing Butters would have had him clean everything up otherwise.
The two spent the remainder of the day lazing about, watching movies and television shows, until they finally retreated back to Butters' room.