-5:50 p.m.-
-Eddy's house-
"Ah yeah, good shower." Eddy sighed as he dried off his hair.
"Guess now's a better time than any to head over to Ed's." he said as he dawned his sleep over attire.
A red tank top underneath a black, tight fit long sleeve.
White gym pants, along with red sneakers.
And his own personal coup d'etat, his signature chain wallet hanging from his side.
"Okay, wallet, phone, comb, controller, soda, chips. Looks like I'm set. he said before throwing his backpack over his shoulder.
-6:00 p.m.-
Eddy had arrived at Ed's house, not that it was that far, and found himself once again trolling down the basement stairs toward Ed's room.
"Pretty sturdy stairs, how the hell'd they manage to tear em down." Eddy said to himself, remembering a childhood memory as he reached for Ed's door.
Stopping in his tracks, Eddy remembered what happened last time he opened Ed's door unannounced. Deciding to play things differently this time, Eddy cracked the purple colored open ever so slightly to reveal his beloved friend, clad entirely in female clothes that were way to small for him.
He was speechless, his vision couldn't be broken from the sight that beheld him as his jaw hung open. The sight itself was so much of s shock to Eddy that all other senses quit working for a few seconds. When they came back to, his hearing had revealed May Kanker, laughing to the point of suffocation. Finally coming to peace with the situation in front of him, Eddy began to chuckle under his breath as well. When May's laughter stopped, so did Eddy's, and when she said something that he didn't quite hear, he realized what he had walked into. Eddy watching in slight fear and slight pride as the shreds of Ed's clothes dropped from his muscle bound body. He watched as May walked up to Ed, he knew what was about to happen, so he quickly but quietly closed Ed's door back shut, choosing to listen and wait out the situation.
The next 45 minutes of Eddy's life was filled with nothing but hardcore making out sounds alongside the thunder of May's moans and vibration on Ed's bed.
When these sounds finally stopped, Eddy got up from sitting on the floor and once again cracked Ed's door open to find Ed drying his soaked body with the form clothes he had previously worn.
Once he saw they were fully clothed and has recollected themselves, Eddy knocked on Ed's door.
After a few seconds, Ed snatched open his door and gripped Eddy in a hug.
Between breaths, Eddy managed to speak.
"Ed, We just saw each other 2 hours ago."
Ed answered only with laughter.
Once the death grip was over, Eddy reached in his bag to unveil his Wii U pro controller.
"No wasting time, let's get down to business. While I was gone, I practiced like a mad dog. Let's rock."
No more words were necessary, Eddy had initiated war.
His Captain Falcon vs Ed's Charizard.
-1 hour of nonstop sm4sh later.-
Final Scores
Eddy- 9 wins
Ed- 26 wins
May sat quietly on Ed's bed and watched Eddy handle his loss with swearing and throwing things and couldn't help but be reminded of Lee, as she handles losing to her the same way.
She let out a little laugh.
Completely forgetting she was there, Eddy was startled at first but then had an idea.
"Oh I see. May, you and me. 1v1."
Immediately getting what Eddy was hinting at, May let out more laughter.
"Oh no, you ain't ready for me."
Hearing herself say this, May was reminded by what Lee had said to Eddy earlier in the day, and got the sudden urge to check her phone. Just as she expected, during her activities with Ed, Marie had sent May a text.
~Lee's got take out~
May looked up from her phone to find Ed and Eddy had returned to their game.
She reached forward, placing her hands on Ed's shoulders, pulling him in close again and whispering.
"I gotta go, I'll be back later." and within 2 minutes, they had said there goodbyes and she was on her way home.
"Crud, she managed to weasel her way out of our match."
"You know she's better than me, right?"
-May walking home.-
Hips swaying to and fro, fully satisfied, love in her heart, May whistled a tune as she made her home. Every now and then she couldn't help but giggle to herself, after so many years, she'd gotten her dream guy. Now all she needed to do was be his dream girl, something she figured wouldn't be that hard a task.
Letting her thoughts floor herself, it didn't take May long to reach her trailer.
May smiled to the point of her eyes closing as she entered her trailer, and when the opened, all of her joy was left at the doorstep.
The sight before May was not something most people would be ready for, let alone handle. Marie stared at May in horror, her one visible eye filled with regret as she sat on the couch, fully naked.
Below her was the neighborhood jock, Kevin.
They both stared at May for a short while before rushing to get there clothes. May immediately jumped back outside, slamming the door behind her.
Her back against their screen door, May shared Ed's previous problem, she couldn't piece it all together right away.
'Marie's with Edd...isn't she?"
Before May could finish her thought, the door she was against began to push forward, revealing a now fully dressed. Not one word left his mouth, only a quiet scoff as he mounted his motorcycle and drove off.
Still frozen, May just stared off, not noticing that Marie had pulled her into there trailer.
Coming back to, May began to listen to her words.
"Okay May, listen. This isn't as harsh as it looks."
"...okay."
"I don't like him or anything, but with Double D gone for so long, I got a little lonely, and he-"
"Okay."
"what?"
"It's okay, I get it."
"y-you do?"
"Yeah, when's Lee get here?"
Marie stared at her sister with confusion for a moment before she answered.
"In about an hour."
"Okay." May said, heading towards the stairs.
Just as she got to them, she turned towards Marie, who was still staring at her, and with the return of her "chilled" look, she uttered but one phrase.
"Marie, he was always the sweet one."
And just like that, she vanished up the stairs, leaving Marie in a state of deep thought.
END.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Gotta love those PLOT twists, huh? Reading so many stories about Marie being the only good Kanker, I figured why not make her the bad one? Forewarning, next chapter I nod towards EddyLee. Stay weird guys.