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JASPER'S HOUSE

Eric, Victoria and Mike walk up to the door, Mike turns around to leave.

Eric turns to him. "Where are you going? Come on."

"Sorry. You knock. Just..."

Eric knocks, Jasper's Dad opens the door.

"Hi... No." Mike waves then turns and leaves. Fallowed by Eric and Victoria.

JASPER'S CAR

Jazz is driving, Emmett is sat shotgun with a bong, Stoner and Sam are in the back.

"Crank it up." Jasper commands.

"***[Leanne]."

TOP NOTCH

Rose gets out of Jessica's truck and into the back of Bella's Beetle, joining Angela and Jane.

JASPER'S CAR - ROAD

Bella's car in motion pulls along side.

"Hey, it's the chick. Rose wants something, she's mad at me. Watch me give her something right here. Hey what's going on?" Emmett looks at Jazz.

"Hey, what are you guys up to?" Rose calls past Bella.

"Oh, a little weed, you know.." Sam answers.

"There may be a beer bust later on." Emmett puts in.

"Oh really."

"Yeah."

"Cool. Guess we'll see you around."

"Alright. Check you later." Sam says while giving the wink and the gun.

"Bye."

Bella zooms off.

"Sam man, why are you always such a dork man?" Emmett asks exasperated.

"What are you talking about?" Sam looks dumbfounded.

(impersonating Slater)

"Check you later", "check you later".

"Hey man get off my case, man."

"Ah man. Chicks don't want to hear that shit."

"Well they don't want to hear anything man. The girls man, in our classes they're all prudes man. They're worthless little bitches man. It's the girls ahead of us man. They were wild. Our class is just worthless man."

"Well maybe you just haven't gotten past the sniffing butt stage. That what that sounds like to me. That's what that sounds like."

"Hey man, It's quality not quantity. Alright man. And wait 'til I get to college man. I can't wait to get to college man."

"Yeah when I get to college all I want to do is bang, bang, bang, bang, bang..." Emmett makes crude motions with his hands while thrusting his pelvis.

BACK ROOM - REC. CENTER

Seth and Quil walk around bored as practically everyone else is slow dancing with a partner. They move on into the back room lit by blue bulbs.

The room is full of kids making out, including Embry.

"Hey Hirshfelder. Lets go, come on." Quil beckons.

"Yeah, lets go, let's get out of here." Seth says while looking around the room.

"Let's go."

"Come on man."

Embry pulls away from mid-kiss.

"What?"

"It's time to leave."

One last kiss.

"I'll be back." Embry whispers in her ear.

He ups and takes off.

RECREATION CENTER

Seth, Quil and Embry walk out.

"Hey, you boys leave, you can't come back." The old Chaperone says as they pass.

"Ah, gee. You hear that. If we leave we can't come back." Seth says in a mock horrified voice.

"Oh no. What should we do?" Quil slaps a hand to the side of his face.

They walk on down the street.

"What the hell are we doing? I was getting there. Man I had my hand up her shirt."

"You were getting there? You hear that? He was getting there. Son you wouldn't have known what to do with it even if you had gotten there. So don't worry about it." Seth injects.

"Just 'cos you guys are striking out."

"Grow up boy. That was our last junior high party." Quil slaps his hands together.

"hat's right. We're in the big time now. We're freshman, where all the girls will be putting out. Your days of lying around and pulling tongue all night are over."

"Yeah right."

Embry, Seth and Quil have progressed a little further with their walk.

"You didn't know she stuffs her bra?" Seth sounds amused.

"Carrie stuffs her bra." Embry sounds mollified.

"You didn't know those were socks?" Quil laughs.

"Yeah, they looked real to me."

Aro's car crawls around the corner up behind them.

Seth looks behind them "Shit."

Foot down. They leg it, Seth and Quil one way, Embry the other. Aro chooses Embry for his next victim. They catch him up, Carlisle and Aro get out, chase on foot, catch him and pin him against a fence.

"Where are you running to boy? We ain't gonna hurt you. Much. Just hold on to the fence there alright and squeal like a pig." Aro makes pig noises. " You ready to switch hit."

"Oh yeah." Carlisle rubs his hands together in anticipation.

"I'm first."

Aro smashes the bat into Embry's ass meanwhile from a safe distance...

"Jeez. Bastards." Quil says out of breath.

Bella's car pulls up.

"Hey you guys. Take it easy on the kid would you?" Bella calls when she puts the car in park.

"Hey ladies." Emmett turns to the beetle.

Emmett opens the car trunk. It's loaded with bottles and cans of beer. He gets one out and opens it with a bottle opener attached to the boot by a string.

"Hey who is that kid?" Bella nods at Embry.

"What that kid there? Some kid we saw running around who shouldn't have been by the rec center." Emmett leans on the fender.

Carlisle walks over.

"Hey can we have some of those beers?" Rose bats her eyes.

"One of these?" Emmett holds up the beer he was driniking from.

"Yeah, one of those." Rose licks her lips and raised an eyebrow.

"Why?" Emmett is staring at her lips.

"Just gimme a beer, like a good boy Emmett."

"Get out of here I say." Aro kicks dirt at Embry.

Embry runs away past the cars.

"Yeah. Catch huh? Tubbs. Catch. Get out of here." Emmett throws a beer too Embry.

"What are you wasting a beer on him for?" Carlisle looks pissed.

"What? It's not a big deal, the kid just got is ass licked."

Aro walks back up.

"Man this fucking sucks. Alright. Last fucking day of school no fucking party, no fucking nothing." Aro picks up a beer trys to open it and is so frustrated that he just smashes it on the road.

"You just wasted another fucking beer." Carlisle huffs.

"Ah shut up Carlisle."

Don hands all four of the girls a can of beer.

"So. Which one of your friends bought you the beer this time." Rose asks Emmett with an adorable smile. Emmett smiles back and brushes her hand and lingers a little longer then necessary while handing her, her beer.

"Hey fuck her, I did." Carlisle tells no one and everyone at once.

"Yeah bite me." Aro opens a beer.

"You wish asshole." Jane stands up in the front seat.

"Fuck you." Carlisle stands up and slams the trunk shut.

"Why are guys such pigs. Lets get out of here." Jane sits back down.

"We're out of here." Rose says. "See you later at the beer bust" Rose whispers in Emmett's ear.

Bella starts the engine.

Thanks for reading could you Review please and let me know what your thinking!! ~Caroline