A/N: Kon'nichiwa Girlfriends! Since Jessica and Tommy are attending one of the biggest pride rallies known to womankind for the week, I'll be writing her amazing story in her place! :) Tee hee hope you like it! She told me the overall premise of the plot and what to focus on in this chapter so don't worry I won't change the story to drastically! Lol I'm probably going to write about 1 to 3 chapters depending on if Jess wants me too. :3 She sent me an email with most of it anyway i just need to add a few bits most of this isnt what i would write personally its kind of weird lol '-' :3 -_-
She told me also that you are all hating on her! Don't do that it's mean! :( Why are you hating on her in the first place? An explanation would be appreciated for both me and Jessica. I've personally read her fic and I don't see anything offfensive about it?
Anyway let's get started! :) I've included some Japanese in the fic I know im a web silly me lol :3
Eileen (EYE-LEE-IN is how you pronounce it) dont mispronounce my name or else I will permaban you! -_-
Draco ran out of the room and into the corridor with the compartments, blood pouring everywhere onto the windows, ceiling and carpet floor. The Lunch Lady screamed in horror as the white raven ran past her like Naruto! Harry ran past her too like Sasuke, crying with tears falling down his face.
"Watashi No Bara!" yelled out Harry poetically! (It means 'my rose' in Japanese) Draco's heart twitched at the beautiful words and he turned to face Harry, his black makeup smeared in wet tears. All of the other Hogwarts students looked out of their compartments, eager to see what was going on.
"Why were you sexing Hermione?" screamed Draco, clenching his fist angrily. His wounds was bleeding dark red now! Then someone appeared from the invisible cloak!
It was Luna!
"Mr Draco! Stop at once! You are being tricked completely you ridiculous specimen! Hermione was the one that engaged the kiss, not Harry!" screamed Luna at the top of her lungs, albeit calmly. Hermione appeared and smirked, her hips by her side!
"Harry didn't do anything. Draco! It was Sirius Black!" she lies and everyone turned to face her now, faces in fear and panting monaingly.
"What do you mean!?" questioned Draco very very scarily, as Pansy cared to his wound with badgers and stitches.
"Sirius Black was there and he pushed us together so it looked like we were kissing! He was doing it to brainwash you into turning against us! He's a mastermind at turning friends against each other!" explained Hermione intelligently, glancing at her Rodeo watch. Draco and everyone else gasped.
"I'm sorry I doubted you Harry." Draco muttered but Harry wasn't having it!
"Screw you Draco! I can't believe after all we've been through, you would actually think i'd do that to you! Fuck you!" Harry said with a puff, and with a very rude gesture, he walked back into the compartment. Hermione smiled weekly. She had to have lied in order to make sure that their friendship between each other wasn't destroyed or made uneasy but now she had ruined the relationship between Harry and Draco! She realised that telling the truth was more important than love, especially when she was non-binary and couldn't fall in love in the first place. She had betrayed the LGBT community with her selfish deeds. They all followed Harry into the compartment but Harry and Draco didn't speak to each other the whole bus ride, both giving each other archfiend looks and death glares. Hermione resisted the urge to cry cleverly. Then a new student walked in. She was of Asian origin, black hair and beautiful black eyes since she was a witch.
"Haitte mo idesu ka?" asked the strange Asian girl but no one could understand what she was saying since no one spoke fluent Japanese. Everyone looked at each other very confusedly until the strange professor woke up instantly and waved at the Japanese Girl!
"It's ok. I can translate. As a progressive safe space at Hogwarts, we don't force foreigners to speak English as that's racist and anti-immigrant like behaviour and of course, Dumbledore would never allow that! That's why she only speaks her native language! spoke Professor Lupin, very informatively and interestingly. "She asked if she could come in?" Hermione nodded.
"Kaizoku dandrion to chizu!" responded Hermione, which means yes you can in Japanese. Harry growled at Draco, who scoffed and turned his head away. Cho Chang turned to Hermione.
"Watashinonamaeha Cho Chang." she said, revealing to everyone that her name was Cho Chang, who was in the same year as everyone else is. Since no one at Hogwarts was racist (except Filch), they respected the fact that she refused to speak English which in reality, they resented her smart intelligence and graceful background. Cho was wearing a traditional kimono, with a samurai sword and a steel fan with dragon painting on it for decoration. Even Harry who was Gay had to admit that she was extremely beautiful and handsome. Draco panted cumly. Hermione and Cho had a very long conversation about Hogwarts while Harry and Draco were still refusing to acknowledge each other's exisstence. Dobby and Ginny were playing Snap together with the chocolate frog cards and Trevor was fast asleep. Harry felt really guilty since he really did love Draco so he decided to finally talk to him.
"Professor Lupin. Could me and Draco posibbly occupy your private room for a moment since you're not using it?" Draco lifted his head up in confusion, snarling at Harry with intense dislike. Lupin put down his poker cards he was playing with Dobby, Ginny, Trevor, Dumbledore, Luna, Cho and Hermione and raised his eyebrows. Lupin was a very messy teacher, his hair and clothes very poor quality. Disgraceful for a teacher position but he was so nice that it made up for his messy lifestyle.
"Ok but no canoodling." betted Werewolf, smiling widely. Draco reluctantly followed Harry into the private room, which was decorated in pure real gold, silver chandeliers, all the food in the magicial world, five windows and a fireplace that occasionally switched colours on the fire (worldbuilding!). Unfortunately there was already someone in there. Professor Severus Snake!
"Get the hell out of the teacher's private LGBT safe room you foolish imbeciles!" boomed Snape, casting a spell at the two young wizards! "STILLETTO!" Harry and Draco were completely frozen in place, unable to move a single muscle at all. They both started to cry sadly simulatenously.
"You're just like your father Harry. Strutted around the castle like the king of the world! Bullying the weak, disabling the LGBT students and foolsihly messing around instead of working. You're father was a pathetic straight white cockroach!" viled Snape orderely, getting right up on the face of Harry. Harry glowed red with absolute fury, wanting to smash the face of the teacher right in front of him.
"My father was a great man, more than you'll ever be. He may have been a priviliged white male but he cared and looked after everyone, including Lilly, my own mother who was of Albino descent!" screamed Harry right back, trying to escape the grasp of the evil teacher right in front of him. Draco watched gormently.
"You're father was a SWINE!" and he punched Harry right in the stomach. He then right hooked Harry in the face, uppercutted him in the face and kneed him in the groin! Harry moaned in pain, bruises, cuts and wounds covering his entire body and face! Draco begged in fear!
"No don't please don't do this Snape!" and Snape stopped for a second, pondering his anti-LGBt actions he had just commited. Violence was something that the LGBt were definitely not known for and for once, Snape felt really guilty about what he had done. He turned his head away depressingly, not allowing Harry to see his beautfiul emotional tears. Harry gasped erotically.
"I understand now. I really do. You love me don't you Snape?" cried out Harry, failing to recover from all the wounds and bruises. Draco was in complete utter shock and began to cry even sadly. Snape scowled angriyl and got out his wand!
"AVADA KEDVRA!" but someone bumped into him, making the spell hit the wall instead. It was...
Sirius Black!
"Get the fuck away from my godson, you fiend!" yelled out Sirius furiously and he pushed him to the ground. Snape laughed insanely.
"Sirius? You were a fool to come here!" and Sirius apparated away instantly. Harry and Draco used this time to escape from the distracted Snape and ran back to the comaprtment. They breathed frantically, both crying immensly as well. As everyone from Hogwarts watched, they stared longingly into each other eyes and with slight hesitation, they planted their lips against each other, kissing and snogging and making out continuosly. They both blushed as people cheered all around them, holding up their pride flags and other gay and lesbian couples shared a sweet aromic kiss to celebrate. Hermione grinned but inside she was feeling very terrible, betraying her best friends like that and learning Harry loved Draco more than her. Maybe she can make him fall in love with her instead this year...
When they arrived at Hogwarts, they went inside the great hall and everyone waited for the first years to arrive. Colin Creevey walked up to Harry, Draco and Hermione with his trademark camera.
"You three. Pose!" he said excitedly and they all posed sexily. "Thanks Friends! Anyway are any of you trying out for the Quidditch Slytherin team this year? I thought about it but i'm more of a pacifist than a beater, you know?" Harry raised his eyebrows. Hermione and Draco shook their heads.
"How do I apply?" asked Harry interestingly, putting down a chocolate chip brownie.
"You have to speak to the team captain." replied Colin migitidly.
""Who is?" screamed Harry enraged.
"Blaize Zabini." responded Colin cutely, blushing madly. As soon as he said this, he sat down next to Harry and held his hand. Harry thought it was some sort of friendship thing so he let it slide this once. Dumbledore took the microphone, as the first years blarged in, many in awe of the magic they were witnessing. They stopped at the middle, led by Muslim Imam Mcgonagall and Amilia Sprout. Draco sighed, resting his head on Hermione's shoulder, both of them falling asleep from boredom. Harry, on the contary, was very engaged, eyeing the new students with intent.
"Welcome all to another year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and LGBT's! Before we begin, let us welcome our new staff! Please introduce Professor R.J. Lupin, the new professor of Defence against the Dark Arts now that Gilderoy Lockhart is the Head of the Gryffindor House. Our second arrival is Professor S.Y. Trewlawney who will teach divination and astromony. Harry instantly smiled, knowing he would take a liking to the psychic teacher. He loved the stars and the sun and the moon and stuff like that. Colin's hand began to stroke Harry's bare chest from under his uniform but again Harry ignored it as just a friendly gesture. He was probably just asleep and unaware of what he was doing. Now our third teacher is Professor Rita Skeeter, head of Media Studies. Rita walked up to the podium and chuckled.
"Hello all. I would just like to say that Ron's suicide was hilarious to the Straight, white and cis community we belong in and none of us regret it at all. In fact, we aim to get rid of all the LGBT students at Hogwarts this year, starting with the ones that annoy me the the most. Remember that I'm the Editor in Writing of the Daily Straight, the second most bought newspaper next to the LGBT times but things will change. If there are no LGBT students, no one will buy that newspaper will they?" she said cackily, laughing very snootily.
There was a massive outrage.
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!"
"UPTIGHT BITCH!"
"FRIZZY SLICK T-BIRD!
Dumbledore took over, exploring everyone to calm down.
"Listen! Everyone! The ministry forced us to take her in as a teacher. I know she has some 'conflicting' viewpoints but we must respect her as a human being and a teacher, even if she is a part of the most homophobic, racist and transphobic community in the world. We can't resort to violence or name calling. Please. Let's get through this together." pleaded Dumbledore, crying with sadness. Harry's heart began to ache and sneeze when he saw Rita. She was a Death Eater. That was the only thing he was sure of. Hermione stood up enraged.
"You can't silence us Ms Skeeter! We are one and you are nothing!" screamed Hermione from the Slytherin table, Draco and Marcus Flint held her by her arms so she wouldn't charge at Rita Skeeter, arms flailing. Rita smiled powerfully, stroking her blond frizzy hair.
"We'll see about that, Mrs Granger." and she walked out of the great hall struttingly. Many people booed her and shouted out various obscenities which even Harry was shocked at.
"Silence!" yelled Dumbledore bitterly. Everyone's voices slowly faded away, looks of anger and betrayal on everyone's faces. "Let's get on with the sorting! No time to waste on trivial pursuits!" The first years, who were shivering and cowering behind each other in fear of the recent outburst, slowly stepped forward and awaited their calls, down now by Mcgonagall who was now dawning a red hijab and rainbow patterned cloak. The sorting process was very long and tedious, many yawns erupting from each table. After it was all finished, Dumbledore returned to the stand, wiping away tears onto his sleeve. "The mass homophobe, Sirius Black, has escaped from Azkaban. Be wary at all costs my children. Now please leave while the staff and I have a nice little innocent chat." Everyone left to their common rooms. Hermione, Draco and Harry were in deep conversation, mostly about the lines that the sickly sweet and Skeeter had laid on them earlier.
"Someone has to stop her. She's dangerous!" told Draco fearfully. Hermione shook her head in despair.
"There's nothing we can do. As long as he Ministry is on her side, we can't even touch her!" moaned Hermione, wiping away her crystal cold tear. Hermione's robe was purple coloured. Harry turned to Dobby, his black-eye slowly healing up.
"Come on Dobby. Me and you are trying out for Quidditch." Dobby smiled elffully. They walked inside the Slytherin common room and all the way to Blaize Zabinis bedroom, which was a very long walk! They entered the room but Blaize wasn't there at all, only his Nimbus 5 broomstick. Luna was there instead!
"Luna? You're a Ravenclaw! What are you doing inside Blaize's Room?" but Luna said nothing. Her eyes began to engorge and her face turned completely white. Her ears disappeared and her tongue vanished onto the floor! Don't screamed, fleeing behind Harry. Luna began to melt creepily until she transformed into someone that Harry could have never saw coming.
Sirius Black!
Harry got out his wand. "EXPELLIAMRSUS" but Sirius blocked it by dodging out of the way like a gymnast. Harry fired another spell! "BOMBARDA!" but the spell had little to no effect. Mcgonagll was the master of that spell and she doesn't teach that spell until the 8th year! Sirius then got out a dirty, crumpled wand and yelled out a spell of his own!
"PERCIFICUS TOADALUS!" and it hit Dobby on the back! Dobby became completely frozen and was unable to move! Harry gasped, trying to free Dobby from the chains of coldness but it was completely futile. Sirius walked up to Harry and grinned.
"Want to know who you really are, Harry Potter?"
A/N: Jessica and Tommy have such a weird relationship. I wonder if Tommy knows about this fic... I'll ask him next week.
That took ages to write lol :( Worth it though I know Jessica has loads of fans! Luv all of u :)
Eileen.