Dear Writers of Fanfiction,
Reasons why I ship Scorpily:
1. Scorpius is much closer to Lily's age
2. He's barely related to her
3. He doesn't practically live with her
4. He's not DATING VICTOIRE WEASLEY
Godric's Hallow, you people are disgusting. Kindly do not put me and Lily together. Even Uncle Charlie is grossed out by it and he once saw a dragon throw up a mix of fire and cow, have diarrhea and give birth. All at the same time.
Sincerely,
Teddy Lupin
A/N: Okay, what do you think? Personally, I've always hated this pairing almost as much as I dislike Dramione. I mean, he's her god brother for crying out loud! Oh and a side note, DMLE stands for Department of Magical Law Enforcement.