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CHAPTER TEN

DAY TWO

Hermione had unofficially moved into Harmony, Hope, Ella and Faith's dorm room, and Pansy had spent the night. They all woke up with a groan. "I'm seeing red girls."

"Well, you're hair is red smart one." Hope mumbled.

"Don't make me get up, I'll…. I want chocolate." The whole room buzzed in agreement.

"Girls… Girls… DAMMIT! SHUT UP!" Ella roared. The room fell silent. "We… should take hammers… and hit every guy in the gut really hard... so they can feel our pain."

"Does anyone else think it's odd that we all had our period at the same time?" Questioned Pansy

"No, not really" The rest answered.

"We'll need hammers." Hope changed the subject back to the original one.

"Okay but first chocolate, because if I have a hammer n my hand, before I get chocolate, someone will die." Hermione spoke with an evil glare.

"Shit we have class." Ella groaned

"Screw class I'm in pain dammit" Faith slammed a fist on her bed.

"Here, here!" Pansy agreed

"To the chocolate" Harmony said pointing to the door, and then got up, "After we go to the bathroom."

The girls went to the bathroom, quickly got dressed, and went to the bathroom.

"Hey Love" Harry greeted

"Love? Love! How dare you call me 'Love'! What's wrong with you!" Hope roared.

"…I'm sorry, Hey Hope" Harry tried again.

"Oh so I'm only Hope now? I mean so little to you? Why do you hate me!" Hope wailed, and started crying "I need a hug" Harry moved to hug her. "DON'T TOUCH ME! GET AWAY YOU INSENSITIVE GIT!" Hope ran out of the common room.

"She's crazy." Ron stated.

"She's what? Excuse you! What the bloody hell is your problem? If Harry wasn't a git to her this wouldn't have happened. Harry's a git so you blame her, what's wrong with you!" Harmony screamed

"I'm sorry"

"You better be! I hate you! Die!" Ron looked confused and started to walk away slowly. "WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME! YOU DON'T LOVE ME! I'M SO ALONE! WHAT DID I DO!" Harmony wailed.

"Look what you did." Pansy, Ella, and Faith scolded him.

"What did I do?"

"Grrrr, you are so… so… roar" They stormed off.

On the way to the Great Hall they ran into Draco

"Hey hottie," He greeted.

"Hottie… so what you only like me for my body? IS THAT IT? You're only using me! What's with guys? That's IT, I'm turning lesbian." Faith announced.

"I could live with that." He replied with a grin.

"Live with what, you sick freak! You want me to be gay! Well you know what? You're such a fucking ass, that I might be gay. I'M CURED I WANT THE GIRLS!"

People in the hallway passed and called her a 'lesbo'.

"I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT! I WON'T GO GAY FOR YOU, YOU SICKLY HOMELY HAG!" she yelled at one of the girls. Draco tried to sneak away. "HE LEFT ME! YOU BITCH! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!"

(Draco thinking) OH SHIT "No baby, I'm sorry… here want chocolate"

All the girls' eyes widened "OOOO chocolate"

"There's enough for all."

"I FUCKING LOVE YOU!" They all yelled and tackled him to get the chocolately goodness. They happily skipped away after they got the chocolate. Draco wiped his forehead and sighed, then followed them.

In Snape's Class

Ella sat with Harmony sat in the second row, Faith sat with Hope in the third, Pansy sat with Hermione in the forth, and Harry sat with Ron in fifth, Draco sat on across for Faith. They all looked bored as Snape drowned on. Snape noticed this and made a loud noise. "Am I boring you?" He asked the girls

"Yes actually." Ella said nonchalantly

Ella, Pansy, Faith, Hope, Hermione, and Harmony started singing "Hold on class just one more hour, and then we're free

Potions, Potions, what ever happened to the?

Oh so fun, now oh so boring,

Give it life,

You make the class fall asleep,

Every time

Potions master,

You're a disaster,

We're so displeased,

By your teaching

Why can't you get it together?

Maybe someone needs to get laid.

Hour passes by so slowly,

I swear times stops,

But you're monotone voice goes on,

Why can't we do something exciting?

Oh wait, that'd actually be fun

Potions master,

You're a disaster,

We're so displeased,

By your teaching,

Just because you cant' get some,

You have no right to take it out on me,"

Snape was red by the end of the song, and couldn't say anything, instead he ran out of his office into his quarters. The class burst out with laughter. They all got random high fives, "Great job"'s and the random "Man you girls have more balls than I'll ever have!"

Pansy and Hannah in the twenty minute period, with Chris secretly watching

"Pansy, baby, I love you."

"You wanted freedom; you wanted everything, now you got it,

Your mouth is like funeral
where words go to die
Your mouth is like funeral
where kisses go to die
I'm not the girl that stopped and stared
I'm not the girl that lied
Your mouth is like funeral
where kisses go to die

this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you got
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you get from me

Your mouth is like an open sore
where words blister and die
Your mouth is like an open sore
where kisses rot and die
I'm not the girl that stopped and stared
I'm not the girl that lied
Your mouth is like an open sore
where kisses rot and die

this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you got
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you get from me

clear hearts grey flowers
clear hearts and grey...

this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you want this is what you wanted
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
fuck you
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you want this is what you wanted
fuck YOU
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want this is what you get
this is what you want from me"

Pansy stalked away, and Chris smirked and headed back to class.

After Classes in Remus' Office

Pansy walked in with her boy toy, and all the boys were silent for fear of the girls going off on them. Sirius burst into the room. "What you started the party without me?"

"Sirius!" Ells exclaimed and jumped onto her lover.

"Hey baby! How's it going, I haven't seen you all day!" He wrapped his arms around her.

"I know… you're ignoring me! Unloved!" Ella cried.

"I'm not ignoring you" Sirius looked confused.

"Hey Sirius, isn't the first week of the month the greatest?" Remus said from his desk.

"SHIT!... I mean…"

"You ARE ignoring me! What the fuck!" Ella screamed and jumped out of his embrace.

Sirius touched her arm. "Ella…"

She jerked back "DON'T TOUCH ME! WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME! DID I SAY YOU COULD TOUCH ME!" slap.

The boys looked at Sirius "Take it like a man boys, just take it like a man"

"TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! MEN CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING! YOU KNOW NO PAIN!" there was a slight pause. "Well, maybe you do… BUT NOT PHYSICAL PAIN! SO DON'T TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN!" Ella launched herself at Sirius.

Sirius, having experience with this, pulled her closer, and began to tickle her. Ella burst out laughing and tickled him back. Soon, they were in a tickle war that lasted about ten minutes with the girls and Remus cheering for Ella, and the boys still silent with fear. They jumped up, "So… who wants chocolate?" Sirius asked.

"I want your chocolate baby" Ella winked as the rest of the girls screamed ME!

Sirius smiled down at her and said later, "Follow me" Remus said, and they followed to the beloved chocolate.

Ron went over to Sirius and put a hand on his shoulder. "You're a good man"

END OF CHAPTER

SONGS-

One that I made up to make fun of Professor Snape

Clear hearts, grey flowers- Jack off Jill